So, they're doing this big fucking pirate movie, right? So, do they even think of hiring the most naturally pirate-looking performer in porn -- who's also one of it's best studs -- for a lead part? Naw, that would be ... clever. Instead, Brian Surewood gets tapped for a non-sex supporting role ....
Please. If you guys wanna make stuff that looks like "real movies," why don't you hire male leads besides the typical slightly-out-of-fashion, tanning cream & blonde-tipped metrosexuals that DP tries to pass off as bad-asses? Final Cut Pro might allow Robbie to imitate a lot of cine-mah tropes, but it can't make Barret Blade, etc, etc, resemble a tough guy ....
Not to mention that Surewood would give Janine a better fucking than anybody they would possibly think of lining her up with ...
Well this one I gotta agree with Surewood certainly looks more like a pirate than anyone else in porn and lets face it nobody in a DP movie is a badass closest thing to that is Robby D who aint in the DP movies.
But then again nobody in porn has really tried to to do serious character development since the days of The Opening of Misty Beethoven.
Like I mentioned weeks ago, Im sure there were female pirates (though few and far between and they generally posed as men) I am also sure they didnt have tribal band tats, bleahced blonde hair and fake tits...VERY sure of it.
Adam and Eve has wanted a Pirate movie since the success of my friend Greg Steel with "Conquest", even doing a half assed job on a pirate movie is rather expensive...theres those boats ya gotta get ya know...for one thing. So Adam and Eve teamed up with Digital Playground with Jewn as the director to do this new Pirate movie...It should prove interesting since to the best of my knowledge Jewn hasn't directed anything with dialogue before.
I put in a call to Greg who waxed nostalgic a bit about "Conquest", shot for Wicked, he told me how they had actually hired a choreographer and a real sword fighter to help the fight scenes look realistic, they spent a week just training the people to swordfight with a little realism.
He said he doesn't miss working with Jenna and made a few comments about Brad Armstrong and we said goodbye.....Ya I know, I digressed a bit here...but now you do have a historical perspective.
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