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Everyone Wants the Tomatoes But Nobody Will Take The Time To Water Them

OK a lot happened today and Im gonna get to all of it including the sales of Brazzers Tube sites, The FSC validating what I said about Lawley and Staglianos dismissal and new stripper quotes.

But first I want to point out the problem we have here in this country.

When I left for [...]

Real Men Fix Stuff

Ok when real men have a dripping faucet we go to the Home Depot, buy a washer and fix the damn thing, same as when jiggling the toilet handle ceases to work.

It's in our nature, we fix stuff. We think we can fix anything, all we need is duct tape and WD40.  If [...]

As Real As It Gets

Summer is older than most of the other dancers at the club, she is in the dressing room changing, getting ready to go home.

She is hurting.

As she brushes her long blond hair, carefully, so as not to foul up the extensions, the tears are making her mascara streak down off of her [...]

A Pornographer Looks At Fifty

I was going to post reader mail today, I have quite a bit of it but something happened this weekend and for some reason I am compelled to write about it.

I have always had a soft spot in my heart for strippers, hookers and porn chicks, when you get close to them, become [...]

Take Down Piracy

Wicked Signs A New Cotract Girl: (A Mikesouth.com EXCLUSIVE)

Kirsten Price...That's Mrs Barret Blade to you.

It's common knowledge that Wicked has been looking so I am watching to see who Brad Armstrong is dating...

This one came WAY outta left field...congrats to Kirsten

And no, she isn't dating Brad...that's why it's so unusual....

FROM: KEYSER SOZE

THE TOP TEN PLAGUES OF PORN

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Is Bush Mortally Wounded?:

As I survey the current landscape of politics in this country I can't help notice how both parties are being lead around by the nose by the extreme elements of the parties.

Look at Bush, he is mortally wounded his approval ratings are at an all time low, even Richard Nixon was more highly [...]

TIM CASE’S TOP TEN BASS PLAYERS WHO MIGHT HAVE OCCASIONALLY GOTTEN LAID

10. Bill Wyman, Rolling Stones (but only if the girl is younger than him by 40 years) 9. John Entwhistle, The Who (but only if the girl is a coked-up stripper in Vegas) 8. Tony Kanal, No Doubt (10 inch penis, once dumped Gwen Stefani -- nuff said) 7. Danny Lohner, Nine Inch Nails [...]

Belladonna on ABC Primetime:

Ya, I saw it. Did any of y'all REALLY think that ABC News is going to paint our industry as a viable alternative to Hollywood? Did you think they would focus on the positives? They had 2 years of footage to pack into an hour long show, they could spin it any way [...]

More on Primetime:

I have spent the day reading various interpretations of this, including that of mark Kernes at AVN. Everyone in porn is pointing the finger. Some Blame Belladonna, others ABC and Diane Sawyer for the spin we got on this story, well you really want to know who is to blame?

LOOK IN [...]

“Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer, she’s a juvenile scam. Never was a quitter, tasty like a raindrop, she’s got the look.”

The porn starlets are now beginning to fill the exhibit area and this is attracting the attention of all the people in the mainstream section. They are beginning to flood into our area. To the unwashed masses these are girls of low moral character, totally bankrupt when it comes to values like fidelity [...]