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Everyone is commenting on the girls in this biz it seems:

It all started when Wanker Wang went into a tirade on lukeford.com about how fucked up the girls in porn are, but as JimmyD points out, it aint just the girls, indeed it ain't just porn either. It was no different when I worked at Kennedy Space Center.

The girls in porn [...]

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100% NEGRO:

I love that shirt...It gets more response than anything else I do or write. Here are some examples of actual responses I got wearing that shirt:

White Guy: I don't know if I should let you in my booth wearing that shirt.

Black Guy: Damn, that's the coolest shit I ever [...]

The Nubian Writes:

Well like I said earlier, as a young college boy I guess it was all our dreams to be in the Adult industry but I was serious about it. I used to"practice" with any woman I could find. This may seem weird but I sometimes had friends hiding in the closet when i [...]

And the Humanitarian Award goes to:

Metro! I mean who else would be so kind as to feed the talentless and homeless by hiring them? Yes these poor souls have no real skills, true they were a flash in the pan once, in a fleeting moment of glory, but Metro treats them like they are real stars and gives them [...]

Take Down Piracy

Jessie James is PISSED:

Word is that wannabe pornchick Jessie James, real name Sherry Roach, and her hubby Dave Roach (An appropriately named individual if ever there was one) are saying they are gonna sue Digital Playground because Jesse Jane is too close to a name Sherry claims to own a registered trademark on. Personally I doubt [...]

Happy Birthday to the KING!

Goddess, ever the fashion plate writes:

forget fashion police, just shoot the boy and put him out of his misery...

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING LEAVING THE HOTEL ROOM LOOKING LIKE THAT?! sigh...i have never been so ashamed...of YOU i mean...

I can only assume she doesn't like [...]

Bringing us to the King and the Crown Prince:

Dear Mr. South...

I got this Instant Message from Lenny today, and thought you'd get a kick out of it.

LSB: don't want to offend you, but I really don't know the answer to this LSB: what's a suitcase pimp, and are you considered one?

TimCase: Lenny, a "Suitcase Pimp" is the industry term [...]

Yet another, but this time the guy makes Brian of Brian Award fame look positively genius.

This guy called me and this is a word for word conversation of what happened, I don't know how he got my phone number but presumeably it was on an adult jobs board:

MS: "Hello"

Billy: "Ya, umm is this where y'all make them porno videos?"

MS: "This is South River Video can I [...]

A Canadian is PISSED:

From Quasarman, who finally responds to the Vote Buying Story run here:

It seems that Mark Kulkis of Kick Ass Pictures has been caught red handed in the most shameful example of influence peddling since the Mafia elected JFK. Under the auspices of being "clever," it seems that Mr.Kulkis has designed personalized web sites [...]

Richard sends an answer…sort of:

Mike,

After years of being in tv news, the bread and milk runs are due to the Atlanta weather folks 1993 royal screw up. In March 93, they were saying only a small snow flurry, and some light rain. It turned into 3 feet and days of people being stuck home. Since then the [...]