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Some Random Dayton Pics

MikeSouth — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:09:02 +0000

This is Lizard (aka Beth)

Me and my plaything o the week for last week...Love her....

The man who won suitcase pimp of the year so many times we had to retire his suitcase....Tim Case

Someone give give me a good caption for this so I can send it to People of Walmart site, Its the Walmart in Dayton, OH

I'm Tim's enforcer, when the strippers fuck up, which is all the time he sends em to me....

Best Place To Spot A Pornstar In Dayton

MikeSouth — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:02:51 +0000

Well there's the Flamingo Showclub to be sure, but if you would like to see us during the feeding hours it would have to be Thai 9 in The Oregon District. The service is sometimes spotty (unless we have Jason as our waiter) but the quality of the food is consistently the best in Dayton. If you like Thai food or sushi/sashimi this place rocks.

We once had dinner there that included at least 3 real porn stars, an editor at Hustler magazine, a strip club manager, a few strippers, a female Phd Candidate from IU, a guy who owns a catering company that caters mainstream movies, a published author and a nurse. Talk about diverse friends....

Hot Times In Dayton

MikeSouth — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:02:47 +0000

Lindsey Lovehands came up a few days after I arrived and we did have a blast. Lindsey is just such a little cutie and her and Fifi made quite the pair as you can see.

The highlight of the trip came when we all went out to the Air Force Museum and Wright Pat AFB. OhioFlyboy met us out there and gave us a tour that very few people will ever get. OhioFlyboy knows his stuff, having authored and/or photographed over 30 books on military aviation. He has photographed every plane there it seems and probably all of the people who flew them. His personal experiences with the aircraft and the people who flew them added far more to the experience than would otherwise be attainable. I owe OhiFlyBoy a HUGE thank you for taking a day away from his busy schedule to give us this rare treat, and I highly recommend the Air Force Museum to anyone, it's an amazing experience.

And as usual hanging out at Flamingo Showclub was pretty much the entertainment most nights.tim runs a good club, it's rock and roll, clean, no ripoffs and most importantly, fun. He has some cute girls and a rock and roll staff, I consider all of them to be my friends. I miss them already. If yer in Dayton check the place out, it's on North Dixie just south of Vandalia, tell em I sent ya and get in free.

One guy I don't ever see much of in Dayton anymore is my old pal Dirty Bob, used to he was the only guy i knew there but he doesn't seem to be able to get away as much as he used to, he hasn't even been to a shoot in ages. He usually drops in the club a time or two though, it's always good to see him.

The Pot Calls The Kettle Black

MikeSouth — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:06:30 +0000

Kayden is calling me out for being tardy on my posts? Jeez.....And Just For Your Blonde Information The girl whose company I was enjoying is LESS THAN half my age and any 51 year old card carrying member of the AARP can attest to the importance of having a 21 year old girlfriend as apposed to one thats 25 and a half....so PFFFFT!

Ya that's Kristin, she is 5'10" barefoot and she is a DOLL! I'm a lucky guy indeed.

More Dayton posts are coming, I owe a lot of thanks to a lot of folks.

The Greatest Strip Club Ad Of All Time

MikeSouth — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:36:45 +0000

Stripper Quote of The Day:

MikeSouth — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:21:33 +0000

TimCase: autumn was sitting in the office with robin last night
Mike South: this oughta be good
TimCase: robin said she was talking to all her customers in an english accent for the entire night
TimCase: she gave us an example
TimCase: Autumn says "that's not an English accent"
TimCase: Robin says "My mom was born in england! She speaks fluent English!"

Can't beat that logic.

Stripper Quote of The Day:

MikeSouth — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:20:56 +0000

Fri night at the club one of Tim's peelers comes to see us in the DJ Booth she isn't working but is dressed very nice. She has brought her hubby to the club on their first night alone in 5 years (they have 5 kids)

Tim said why are you HERE?

She said "I needed to buy hubby a VIP dance."

I looked perplexed

She said "while he was in VIP I slipped a Cialis into his beer"

God bless her.

Stripper Smarter Than President Bush?

MikeSouth — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:09:22 +0000

It was pointed out to me by Autumn, one of Tim's peelers that the stripper who spelled Squirrel

S q a r e l

can actually say nuclear and terrorist properly.....hmmmm

Kelly sends me this one from Florida:

Stripper: Does anyone know where the spark plugs go in a BMW? I have to change mine.

Sorry About The Tardy Updates

MikeSouth — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:50:01 +0000

I'm in Dayton again and I guess the Goddess of Oddness is on strike.

I am having fun though,it's great to see all my friends, the strippers and the weirdness. Tim and Fifi are getting married on Sunday and it's starting to get a little crazy around here, or as one of Tim's Peelers Autumn says "It's nuttier than squirrel shit"

Speaking of squirrels we had a stripper spelling bee and one of the dancers who will go un-named got the word "squirrel"

She spelled it "S Q A R E L"

I almost cried.

A Stripper Quote Of The Day

MikeSouth — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:51:59 +0000

Back a few weeks ago when I was in Dayton over my birthday I noticed several of Tims peelers were wearing leg warmers....You know those godawful 80s things like that chick in flashdancer wore.

So I asked one of em why? She said well they are warm but that Bambi was the first one to do it. Now Bambi isn't her stripper name I just used that to protect the guilty. So I ask Bambi why in God's name she is wearing those nasty leg warmers.

She stammers a minute and says, well honestly it's to hide my ankle tracking device.

Yup, she is under house arrest and only allowed to go home and to work...how funny is THAT

Only at Flamingo Show Club ....