I was really shocked when I logged on to South’s site and he was giving one last “adios”. I guess we all move on to other things. I, for instance, didn’t log onto his site nearly that much over the last few years because quite frankly, I don’t even know who is IN porn […]
I talked to Mike yesterday and all things considered, I think he sounds good. He did tell me he doesn’t remember the accident and I was all, “whoa, you DO remember agreeing to co-sign a new car loan for me, though, right?” He also said he was in a lot of pain. Being the […]
…to talk about cops, I guess I should.
I was reading an article about a uniformed Portland cop who was kicked out of a coffee shop.
Thank goodness the officer was white or poor Jesse Jackson would have had a horrible dilemma on his hands.
In an update to Julie’s story on actor Stephen Hill, Hill died after an 8 hour standoff with the LAPD SWAT team.
According to the article I read, “They (SWAT) used less-than lethal weapons to try to take Hill down, but at around 5:30 Hill jumped off the cliff and fell about 40 feet. […]
Marilyn: insatiable, very sexy AND classy… a true legend!
Adult film star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56
A friend of adult film star Marilyn Chambers says the actress has been found dead at her home in northern Los Angeles County.
Peggy McGinn says the 56-year-old Chambers was found by her 17-year-old daughter […]
Who is now a media whor……I mean darling
Congrats Goddess you finally capitalized on that Cop addiction, ummmm obsession, you have.
I crawled out of bed this afternoon, and dragged my sorry ass to the computer to schlep around the internet and avoid real work.
Suddenly an IM from Dirty Bob popped up on my screen. It read, “Goddess your XCRO voting information will arrive soon.”
OMFG! It was a dream come true!
*ME*, a […]
Stolen From Goddess worthy blog
In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal, called the “Suleman”.
You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
I swore to myself that I was not going to post on Mike’s blog until I had something really important to say….and until such time as I remembered my password.
For those of you who don’t know, I come from a big family, and in big families, everyone has their “role”. My role is […]
As you know, because the news outlets refuse to let us forget, today is the Pennsylvania Primary. I, for one, can’t wait. l’m sick of all these taped political messages I’m getting on my answering machine. I’m actually looking forward to more of those exciting messages from Mom that go something like this: “Are […]
I love it!
AHA! Next thing you know, we’ll find out the entire show has been faked up in a tv studio. Just like the Apollo moon landing….
You tell me this isn’t booooring! The kid spends $800 on a flatscreen and the old man doesn’t even scream, rant OR rave. Pfft. I almost wish he was […]
South thinks I’m not smart enough to figure out the REAL reason he’s suddenly hired all of these “contributors.” He told me it’s because they’re talented writers. At first, I thought that was the truth. Then I thought, “Wait a minute. Does he really expect me to believe writing for mikesouth.com requires talent? Is […]
South tricked me into watching that stupid “Deadliest Catch” by telling me the guys looked like cops. I. Don’t. Think. So. Cops are handsome and sexy and most importantly, THEY BATHE REGULARLY!!! They take pride in their appearance, unlike some “fisher people” I know.
Besides, “Deadliest Catch” is full of guy drama, […]
Wow. The topics are getting so heavy lately. Thank God I’m self-absorbed or I might feel bad talking about my vibrator problems. Yes, in between stroking my gun, clinging to my Bible and being bitter, I enjoy masturbating here in the backwoods of PA.
My old vibrator died recently, and even though I’ve been […]