South thinks I’m not smart enough to figure out the REAL reason he’s suddenly hired all of these “contributors.” He told me it’s because they’re talented writers. At first, I thought that was the truth. Then I thought, "Wait a minute. Does he really expect me to believe writing for mikesouth.com requires talent? Is [...]

South tricked me into watching that stupid “Deadliest Catch” by telling me the guys looked like cops. I. Don’t. Think. So. Cops are handsome and sexy and most importantly, THEY BATHE REGULARLY!!! They take pride in their appearance, unlike some "fisher people" I know.

Besides, “Deadliest Catch” is full of guy drama, [...]

Wow. The topics are getting so heavy lately. Thank God I’m self-absorbed or I might feel bad talking about my vibrator problems. Yes, in between stroking my gun, clinging to my Bible and being bitter, I enjoy masturbating here in the backwoods of PA.

My old vibrator died recently, and even though I’ve been [...]

South very nicely informed me that I was the only one of this new fearsome foursome that hadn't posted. And when I say he was nice about it, I mean he ragged on me.

I've often thought that my life was incredibly boring, but I've never quite been able to prove that theory until [...]

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Mike South gave out his "awards" today, and I'm protesting my so-called "win". He pretty much lets it be known that if if JimmyD had his funny bone reinserted, I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of winning. I guess I should just be happy he didn't bring TimCase [...]

You haven’t said word one about that new baby. Sigh.

Tim and Fifi have a new baby, It looks like....a baby.

  I really don't get chicks....

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Ya know what gets me? South asks me to update because he's sooooo busy whoring it up in Tampa, and yet two seconds after I put that Hottcops banner up yesterday, he was re-routing the link to his Southern Bukkake site. Somebody has control issues. But I knew he had to leave that damn [...]

Last night, right before I drifted off to sleep a little voice in my head said, "Hey, Goddess. Do you know what would be really funny? If you talked about cops non-stop this week and drove away what few readers South has left! MWUHAHAHAH---hey, do we have any peanut butter and jelly? I'm hungry….” [...]

Several months ago, I was bitching about porn vids not meeting my rigid Goddessy standards, and Tina Tyler was nice enough to send me some of her masturbation vids, called "Handy Man".

The vids are a series of solo male masturbation scenes, which is good. If you don't like one guy, you can easily [...]