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How to Tell That Tim Case is Leaving Porn & Going Back to His Country Roots
10. Tim Case has applied for farm subsidies; citing 3 dogs, 2 cats, 2 birds, and “assorted rugrats.” 9. Tim has used Felicia Fox’s costume luggage to build a guest house. 8. [...]  Metrosexual that is This is JimmyD back when he was a mans man, when he was funny, then he cut his hair and Harry Weiss became funnier, then he grew it back out and he was funny again. This is JimmyD now, note the stern yet peircing gaze and the wispy hair. [...]  Men should stay at home and raise the kids. Jesse Jane would look much sexier with smaller breasts. Women are rational and intelligent. Let me explain the Dewey Decimal system once more. Orange is the new pink. Three hours is just right for a sermon. I was wrong. I fear for my immortal soul. [...] I'd like to take this opportunity to invte Taylor Whine (Wane) and her husband Laurien to maybe try READING IS FUNDAMENTAL. I never said Taylor was "hooking". It appears you two nitwits think that I did, go back and read slowly. Now that that is out of the way, Taylor has in [...]  During the AEE the number of "pharmacists" in Las Vegas will double. The phrase "I hate that fucking bitch" will be will be whispered over 300 times. The phrase, "the blonde with the big tits" will be used to describe ½ the female talent at the show. "Just because it [...] 
Mike, I'd like to take a moment to address your coverage of Mary Carey First off, it's nice to see you finally taking an interest in politics. However, you did not pay attention to her explanations of her new positions. New position highlights include: Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage [...] I want everyone who uses this site to go here and download this free fix, it will remove the sobig virus if you have it, if you dont it will tell you you never had it. Its free so just do it, Im tired of getting thousands of these things per hour.
Seems the artist formerly known as Tera Patrick is going to announce a show on KSEX Radio tonight. A call to Adella came up with nothing. She claims to not even know if Tera has the right to use that name (Tera claims that she now does) KSEX says they won't use the [...] I hear Lexington Steele (God that last name is so overused in porn) is going to back out of his PR contract with Harry Weiss, no word yet why and as far as I know Harry has done pretty well for Lex...We will see. Harry...ya big joo! Call me and talk to me! Related PostsFrom the Once a Flake Always a Flake fileOK I Understand Porn Chicks Being FlakeOtto and Audrey Flake and Get Fired Mike, I consider Adella of DP a friend and respect the PR work she has done. However, the Devon attacks Serenity incident sounds an awful lot like the "Skeeter Kerkove goes berserk" incident I staged a few months ago. It has been said that "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Thank you [...] |
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