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In honor of the new Obama Chia Pet Pictured here I have a million dollar idea that will make Chia Pets the Cabbage Patch Dolls of the 2012.
Top Ten New Chia Pets for 2012
10. Samuel Jackson "Say What Again" 9. Pam Grier "So, you wanna play with [...]  Please be advised I am tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug near our neighborhood tennis court, 6 illegals’ wearing Obama tee shirts, 4 passersby wearing Pelosi tee shirts, 2 rappers, a phone operator living in our neighborhood who directs callers to “Press #1 for [...]  In honor of the porn girls who are "writing a book" (Isn't that all of them?) Kaiser Soze sends me this hilarious and rather insensitive top ten list: For all the porn chicks would like to write a book. This may be the first time in history that someone has written a book without [...] Awww, I’m touched by the comment South posted when he asked me to update this weekend: “we only want you to be you. Feel free to write about cops. We love hearing about them as much as you love yakking about them.” You know who pisses me off? Stephen Baldwin. Clever losers like Stephen [...] The descendants of continent-invading, genocidal slave-owners bitching and moaning about 'illegal aliens.' Related PostsThe Supreme Court Wipes out Sodomy Laws in Every State:Max Gets 46 Months and 85,000 Fine18 April 2008  It is late May and I have been a "Floridian" now...officially...for six months. For those of you that didn't read the first entry of my extemporaneous observations on Florida-living, go back and read "Some observations from the 'Sunshine State' " from awhile back. I just got home from Exxxotica Miami, it was my second year there and it was a blast. The show opened on Friday May 14th...and just like last year..as I walked from the parking lot to the front of the Miami Convention Center (incidentally...for you fans of pugilistic endeavors [ bet you didn't know a porn chick knew words like "pugilistic"] the convention center was where the great Muhammad Ali defeated Sonny Liston in 1964 for the "Heavyweight Championship of the World...WORld..WOrld..worl...."), I was met by Ron Jeremy, and he remembered me from last year. [...]  I have to tell you about my weekend. But to properly tell you the story I need to go back in time a few months to the first night I walked into 2001 Odyssey in Tampa, Florida. For those of you that live in Tampa, or have ever visited Tampa, you know the place. If you have never been to Tampa, what's keeping you? Anyway, so I went into the club one Saturday night after I moved here. To make a really long story MUCH shorter (trust me, you'll thank me) I will fast-forward a bit. I met Delilah Strong, porn mega-star and multiple AVN award-winner my first day. You know Delilah, Mike knows her. She is a veteran of over 500 movies and has many box covers to her credit. She is one luscious piece of Sicilian-Puerto-Rican ass. Delilah is a member of the "Kennedy Family" of the porn world. Her mother was Deborah Coxx who performed in the 80's, her sister is Samantha Strong (and yes they have appeared together before) and her cousin is Courtney Cummz. That is a regular familial porn dynasty! She has won "Best Three-way Sex Scene" and the coveted "Dirtiest Girl in Porn" at the AVNs. [...] I am getting ready to go on "Bubba the Love Sponge Show" this morning....if you are in the Tampa Bay area or want to listen tune into http://streaming.theboneonline.com/ and tune into "Listen Live". So anyway, I was doing my makeup, flawless as always...lol...and I heard about the dust-up that Bubba caused last week with [...] Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program. I'll explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? [...] |
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