This time she trips up David  Spade in “Rules of Engagment” on CBS

KAYDEN KROSS TO APPEAR ON “CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION” TONIGHT!

Adam & Eve exclusive contract star Kayden Kross is scheduled to appear on tonight’s episode of “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” on CBS Television (airing at 9 p.m. ET, on Thursday, April 16).

Titled “A Space Oddity,” this episode, set in Las Vegas, features Kayden in a non-speaking role at a science fiction convention, where someone inevitably ends up murdered.

“We shot this episode in February,” says Kayden, who has starred in such Adam & Eve titles as “Kayden’s Frisky Business” and “Kayden Exposed.”

“I play a science fiction fan at the convention who is painted blue,” she continues. “I spent the entire day wearing only blue body paint! It was a lot of fun to do, and the cast was very warm and generous… although I don’t think they know about my day job!”

Starring entertainment industry giants Marg Helgenberger and Laurence Fishburne, “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” is an award-winning crime drama network series trailing the investigations of a group of Las Vegas forensic scientists.

Kayden has appeared in numerous mainstream television shows including “Gene Simmons Family Jewels,” but she won’t be watching herself tonight on “CSI.”

“I’m co-hosting the XRCO Awards tonight with Jessica Drake,” Kayden laughs. “But I do have my TiVo set to record it!”

I have been working closely with Kayden for almost two years now and I have mentioned this story before.

But I got an email from a reader today and she wanted to know my best Kayden Kross Story….well here it is

I had the pleasure of taking the lovely and talented Kayden Kross  to dinner last Friday evening. It was our first time ever meeting face to face.  We had spent many hours on the phone but this was well….sort of a first date.  Now Kayden just doesn’t automagically give you her respect, you have to prove yourself to her and over the course of a year I had.  I could tell at first she was a tad uneasy, that was to be expected, but when our conversation centered on books, writers, politics and such she loosened up quickly, I didn’t bambard her with sexual innuendo and double entendres and dumb shit like that, I treated her like my friend, which she was, and still is.

I have a little place in Hollywood beach where the seafood is very fresh and the atmosphere is like I like….a hole in the wall. It’s called Nicks on the Beach in Hollywood Beach. FL. So that’s where we went.

As we peruse the menu I ask this young lady If she knows what she wants for dinner. She responds that she is leaning towards fish. I suggest either the Dolphin or the Grouper as they are both indigenous and locally caught, ensuring freshness.

She is from California, naturally and is quite the animal lover, owning horses and having worked in the past at Petco, I even knew she started stripping to get enough money to save a horse from slaughter.

She seems a tad uneasy as she says; “I’m not really a vegetarian but I just couldn’t eat Dolphin.”

At first I’m a bit perplexed, then it occurs to me that she thinks they are serving “Flipper”, in other words dolphin the mammal not dolphin the fish.

Now picture this…she positively has to be appalled, and she is probably thinking that this person that she has decided to trust and respect must be some sort of monster… I mean dolphin the mammals are generally considered more intelligent than most Californians and here she is sure that I am sufggesting that she eat one.

But she is holding it together, partially out of giving me the benefit of the doubt I think and partially out of the idea that maybe people in Florida really do eat dolphin the mammals.

It crosses my mind to fuck with her, but I resist and explain to her that it’s not Flipper but what she might know better as Mahi Mahi or Dorado.

Dolphin The Fish

She ended up ordering it.I have to hand it to her though, she maintained her composure very well for someone who had to be APPALLED that people would eat Flipper.

As expected Pirates 2 cleaned house, even Jewn hissownself accepted an award in a cowboy hat and sunglasses

Some surprises were that Kayden was shut out, but we know she is a winner. Sasha Grey was also shut out and truth is I like Katie Morgan But Sasha should have won the crossover award…I mean ya she played a hooker but she was the FEMALE LEAD in a movie made by an Academy Award winning director.

Adam and Eve was shut out pretty much, I love them to death but they really need some solid directors over there. They really should own the Best Movie category.

Congrats to all the winners!

 I still love Adam and Eve. We put the ink on our second year marriage (wave of the future I think) and they sent me a new necklace in the mail and we all had a big air handshake that closed the distance between North Carolina and Georgia and LA. Now it’s back to business as usual with me bugging Meredith about the next movie idea I want to do (this one’s good I think) and twisting Bruce’s arm to hand deliver my next order of movies over lunch on the company card (where we will discuss promotional material and koi fish).

Is anyone concerned that the governor called a special session to find ways to “fill in” a budget deficit that currently sits at 11.2 billion dollars? We will all be affected by the sales tax increase of 1.5% but the bigger problem is that we don’t have a lobbyist in there and one of the brilliant pieces of duct tape that was proposed was a tax increase on all “amusement” services. What’s more amusing than porn?

Kayden has been beat up on a lot recently, not so much by fans as by people with an agenda, so it pleases me to say something nice about our girl here.  She has always had and will continue to have my support.

Over at Xcritic they reviewed Kaydens latest from Adam and Eve, “Kayden Exposed”

Some selected quotes:

“It stars their contract star Kayden Kross. She has been in several movies with this studio in the past. I highly recommend her first release for Adam & Eve Kayden’s Krossfire. She was very good in that movie, but one can tell that she has vastly blossomed into one of adult movie’s superstars. She is a very quick learner and she loves her fans. Getting back to Kayden’s Exposure, I have to say that there really is no single plot that intertwines the five scenes. Each scene is taken in it’s solitary space. Nevertheless, this movie is the best that I have seen this year.”

“Kayden always looks beautiful. She never has a bad look.”

“Her scene is remarkable and very professional.”

“The cover of the DVD case has Kayden Kross on it by herself. It is fitting because this movie has her best work up to date. She stands head and heels above the rest of the cast. Nevertheless, the other women and men also brought their A plus game to this movie. In particular, Sammie Rhodes’ performance is one of her best in her career by far. A huge credit must go to director Andre Madness in pulling off one of the best movies of the year. It deserves a lot of recognition when the AVN awards come around. I happily give this movie a XCritic Pick recommendation.”

Kayden was arraigned today but the arraignment was continued till December 9. Nothing else happened, in spite of what lesser sites may or may not report.

If yerr in Cincy/Columbus/Dayton you really should come out to the Flamingo Show Club on N. Dixie hwy in Dayton tonight.  Kayden will there and so will I, and Kayden will be doing one show at 10PM.  So come on out and see us and meet Kayden in person…me too even. AND if ya tell the girl at the door you read abouit it here … your cover is on me.  That’s right admission is free!

I’m back on the bus. We’re leaving Indianapolis and I’m having a Diet Dr. Pepper for breakfast and the interior cabin is shaking with hip hop music I would never listen to otherwise. There is a full sized fridge stocked with beer and vodka and a TV front and center with a satellite connection. I’m expected to spend an hour and a half getting ready for a line of men to show up and ogle us with our tits spilling out of the brand new dresses we bought for work. Forced shopping and financial freedom and the adoration of the opposite sex. If I were sixteen this would be paradise.