One of the customers was telling Mishelle (the Stripper) that every day when he goes home his wife comes out of the kitchen and bitches at him for having been to the strip club. Mishelle looks at him and say "You made her chain too long"

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One of the lovely and talented dancers came to the DJ booth and told DJ Tim that she wanted to dance to "Brick House". Then she says "You know, the original one by the Commode Doors"

Lionel Ritchie and the "Commode Doors"

We were in tears.....

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One of my lovely dancers came in explaining why she couldn't stay the night with me (not tha I asked her to mind you)

"My pussy ate a little white mouse"

I can only presume that means she has her period.....

More stuff coming....good to be back.

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I have a stripper that calls herself  "Anonymous"

She was in the office with Mishelle who was talking about her  last   Southernbukkake.com shoot and Anonymous proclaimed that she just couldn't handle cum on her face, she even tried it alone in her bedroom.

I'm wondering even as I write this exactly how THAT [...]

One of my strippers is in the office and talking about having made meatloaf for dinner.

Another stripper commented that the last time she made meatloaf she had used oatmeal instead of crackers.

Then she said that it didn't taste very good though, it was too sweet and "cinnamony"

I love these girls.

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Compliments of the lovely and talented Kayden Kross

"What the fuck is a Rooster Cogburn."

OMG.....

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Kiska comes into the office...

Tim I need to go home early

Tim asks why do you need to go hme early

Kiska replies:  Because my Uterus is falling out.

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"How much do I have to pay you to be in one of your movies?"

The really sad thing is she couldn't pay me enough.....

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Tim .... How much is a two dollar bill worth?

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