With the release of Tera's book she claims Evan chose porn over her and Evan claims she hates the biz and doesn't like sex.

Yawn.

This could [...]]]> While it isn't going to get anywhere near as much ink as Tiger Woods, the split between Evan and Tera is taking a turn towards the ugly.

With the release of Tera's book she claims Evan chose porn over her and Evan claims she hates the biz and doesn't like sex.

Yawn.

This could be just cheap PR for her book, well orchestrated, but I somehow doubt it.

Porn Valley is slow, between the endless onslaught of mainstream parodies and diminishing sales, one has to wonder what the future will hold for the biz.

Cal-OSHA has porns barely alive head on the chopping block too.  A condom mandate would pretty much knock out all of the gonzo oriented companies, and imagine what it would do to AIM....

But the biz has been in trouble for a long time, the internet has pretty much taken over, there are far more internet based companies advertising in AVN these days than video companies, sucking the last little bit of life out of Porn Valley's comatose body. Porn Valley was too slow to adapt, they didn't get it, allowing the web to eat away at their market share until they woke up one morning and found themselves mired up in a tarpit of their own creation.

As the decade comes to a close we wll likely look back on the 2000s as the best of times and the worst of times. Kinda like Tera and Evan.

9. Jenna needed a reason for Howard Stern to talk about her.

8. Jenna invented silicone airbags and was trying them out.

7. Jenna needed an excuse for not appearing on the set.

6. Jenna was escaping a dance appearance.

5. [...]]]> 10.Blonde + cell phone + makeup = surprised?

9. Jenna needed a reason for Howard Stern to talk about her.

8. Jenna invented silicone airbags and was trying them out.

7. Jenna needed an excuse for not appearing on the set.

6. Jenna was escaping a dance appearance.

5. Jenna was ducking a cum shot.

4. Jenna was blowing her next husband/director.

3. Jenna mistook the seatbelt for a strap-on dildo and wanted to give an anal to the girl driving in front of her.

2. Jenna was driving down the street, looking for her website address.

1. Tera Patrick was hogging the headlines.

This is Mary...shot her yesterday. all natural, 22 no tats....why don't they make these in the US anymore?

Tera Changes Her Story But She Is Still Full of Shit:

In the recent FHM Tera has gone from telling them she is a registered nurse to telling them she is a licensed EMT. [...]]]>

This is Mary...shot her yesterday. all natural, 22 no tats....why don't they make these in the US anymore?

Tera Changes Her Story But She Is Still Full of Shit:

In the recent FHM Tera has gone from telling them she is a registered nurse to telling them she is a licensed EMT. and from telling them she was an Eileen Ford Agency model to a Barbizon school of modeling grad, thats a BIG difference kinda like the difference between being the worlds #2 porn star (which she also claims) and being, well, Tera Patrick. I bet that would come as a shock to either Ron Jeremy or Jenna who are neck and neck for the #2 slot...Hell lately even Peter North has higher name recognition and more google searches than Tera

I got an Email From Quazarman Yesterday:

Seems he is visting his homeland (Toronto) for the weekend and if I was still here he wished to grace me with his presence....damn I'm leaving on Thursday night wouldn'tcha know it....Actually it woulda been a hoot to hang with him for a day here....I'm bummed...but not too much because Im leaving for Mexico Beach fri morning...yayaya I know...damn more fishing pictures.....

anyway the Trailer is HERE It's funny, even if it is a mexican trying to talk like an Indian.....where was he when Contract Star needed him......Anyway...Watch it!

Meatholes [...]]]> The return of Tera, apparently double penetrated (vaginally) I'm Guessing Nick Manning is jealous that it wasn't him rubbing dicks with Evan Stone or whoever...

anyway the Trailer is HERE It's funny, even if it is a mexican trying to talk like an Indian.....where was he when Contract Star needed him......Anyway...Watch it!

Meatholes In The News:

The Misogynists wet dream site has been ordered by it's credit card processor, Paycom, to remove a lot of it's content. Paycom is concerned that Meatholes presents a legal liability and wants no part of it, Meatholes has stopped updating.

Mike Sullivan who runs Meatholes and FrankWank, (Mike Sullivan is Frank Wank) was at one time closely associated with Derek Hay, aka Ben English, aka Ben Gay and L.A. Direct. That's why you see so many of the L.A. Direct girls on the Meatholes site.

I Need To Hear From You:

Either on or off the record if you have anything you want to say, good bad or otherwise about Ben English or L.A. Direct. Email Me

The Supreme Court Takes The Cowards Way Out:

Instead of ruling on [...]]]> For those who are interested (And live in Atlanta) I was interviewed by WGST Radio a few weeks ago. excerpts from that interview will begin to air tomorrow morning at 7:20 AM EDT on 640 AM News Radio WGST

The Supreme Court Takes The Cowards Way Out:

Instead of ruling on the validity of the 9th circuit ruling abolishing the words "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance" the supremes have ruled that the father of this young lady did not have the right to file on her behalf. That is a bullshit riuling and it is WRONG! If a parent of a minor child does not have the right to to file a lawsuit on her behalf, then who does? The government?

This ruling means that in the 9th circuit you may not use the words "Under God" when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in school but every where else you may. As silly as the whole lawsuit is the 9th circuit ruled correctly on it. Those words were added to the Pledge years afetr it was written and they were added as a direct result of politicians trying to put "God" in the classroom.

Bullheaded Writes:

Hi Mike,

I am confused and I hope you help. I heard Tera's comments on Howard Stern last week and something didn't make sense. She claims to have made her first movie with Savannah the porn star. Obviousely Howard was thinking of Shannon Wilsey who killed herself in 1994, so I checked the IAFD where Tera started working in 1999 and she did not have any work with Savannah listed. Then I checked scene pairings of Tera with all performers using the name Savanna and there are still no listings. This would have been an early film for her so it should have been listed.

She also claims to be currently signed as a model by Wilhelmina Agency.

Does that sound credible to you or am I just being cynical?

Bullheaded

Oh you aren't being cynical, one of the reasons Digital Playground used to have to sit on Tera so hard is because of shit like that. Tera was never signed with Wilhemina or Ford or any other agency, she was never in Vogue, she isn't anymore a nurse than she is a runway model either and obviously she couldn't have worked with Savannah, It's funny how she claimed she did a girl girl with Savannah yet also claims that Tera Tera Tera is her first girl girl. The girl is a liar, flat out. Everyone in porn has long known it but many incuding AVN just ignored the truth and let her and Evan live in the fantasy world that they have created. Course then again the Savannah she is referring to may be Savannah Samson the Vivid girl in Tera Tera Tera. Of course knowing Tera who knows......

ie Today is the 70th anniversary of the end of prohibition....now go over to Quasarman's house and get drunk to celebrate.

Sean Michaels Joins Our Team:

Sean has signed [...]]]> Today marks the 70th anniversary of the passage of the 21st amendment repealing the 18th amendment, (known as the Volstead Act.)

ie Today is the 70th anniversary of the end of prohibition....now go over to Quasarman's house and get drunk to celebrate.

Sean Michaels Joins Our Team:

Sean has signed a deal with Las Vegas Novelties. I want to take this opportunity to welcome Sean to the Cove....ummmm fold. Sean is a class act and I guy I have always had a lot of respect for. Congrats to Sean and to Steve and Serenity for signing him. Makes me proud!

WORD to AVN. Sean is not the third male on the LVNI Roster, I am, Sean is the fourth. I know I don't live under your collective noses in Porn Valley and I know that your sphere of interest doesn't much spread beyond Porn Valley BUT mikesouth.com reaches well into Porn Valley and if you don't want yer knuckles slapped here ya better get it right.

Green Lantern Writes In:

Mike, I agree with you on how Evan S. is a leech & I'm avoiding watching Tera's Vivid scenes with him. I didn't even go by the Foxy Lady when Tera was in town to check out her show. I also agree that AVN's forgiving Rob Black but not the performers who either did or did not work for him is just another case of Fishbein being the biased publisher that he is. Why is it that all the award nominations & awards go to the contract girls? Why can't the girls who are independent (like your friend Felicia Fox or my friend Leeanna Heart) get a fair shake based on the performance on screen & not the company they did or didn't shoot for? Because Fishbein was never taught the meaning of fair and impartial. Well, in 2006, someone becomes eligible for AVN's Hall of Fame & I believe she's owed some award or thank you from this industry. Here's hoping she gets it, FINALLY!

GreenLantern

Well Fish is NOT the end all in AVN nominations...its a fairly democratic process not a lot different than when your state legislature meets to pass a budget. While I believe the nominations are inherently fair (Fifi did get a nom) you have to remember that it is the AVN staffers who nominate, and as such they are more inclined to nominate from within the pool of stuff they see the most...after all it does pay the bills. I can't complain that I didn't get nominated because Hollywood never sent my titles to AVN to be reviewed and I didn't follow up myself. I take pride in knowing that what I do is excellent by MY standards, which are way more stringent than AVNs....reference Ed Powers nominations.

Now as to Leanna Heart being inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2006, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. Few people IN porn remember her much less those outside.

Den Over at CAVR.com Has an Observation:

Mike, check out the Vivid Website - The Vivid Stars

Sunrise Adams
Mercedez
Savana Samson
Taya
Briana Banks
Autumn
Kira Kener
Cassidey *
Dasha
Taylor Hayes *
Janine *
Devon
Tia Bella *
Chasey Lain *

No Tera and No Jenna listed?
I thought the * were retired?
I thought Devon was with Digital Playground?

Den

I Think they need to update that site....Devon has benn gone for what? 2 Years or more?