I want to start this column by saying I actually like Lexington Steele

I have met him and found him to be an educated and agreeable fellow. I could and probably should crack on his choice of last names, I mean is he kin to Colt, Selena, Jeremy, Sydney, Brandon, Nicholas, Greg and countless [...]

I got a call from a chick Saturday morning

one I haven't heard from in quite some time. She says she has been thinking about me. Naturally I perk up, she says she would LOVE to see me. I'm thinkin HELL YA! This chick was way fucking hot last [...]

Quasarman sends this in response to Tim Case’s Eulogy:

My heartfelt thanks goes out to Timcase. If I had known he was so eloquent I would have treated him with greater respect on Quasarmanrants.com. All the best to you and the Fox's.

 

A Eulogy for QuasarmanRants.com (written by Tim Case)

Gather ye together [...]

I got good information today that none other than Tonya Harding may be the next mainstream personality to do porn

A story on lukeford.com by Martin Brimmer has sparked mainstream interviews on everything from the BBC to Fox Sports and Tonya's people are involved and have not dismissed the possibility. Someone will jump on this and make bank. Time to [...]

In a Supreme Court ruling yesterday, or lack thereof

the court refused to hear an appeal from the city of Tampa, Florida. The city had wanted to enforce adult zoning laws on Voyeurdorm.com. The courts originally ruled that this type of zoning is permissible. Voyeurdorm appeal to the 11th [...]

Word on the street is that the clowns over at Excrement

(That'd be Rob and his band of loud talking pussies) have pissed of yet another magazine. This time Adam Film World has cut them off because they are 90 days behind in paying their bills and because they stiffed an [...]

Goddess sends the following questions

I have no idea what the relevance is but in what there is of her mind they must be important so I will attempt to answer them:

dear mr south,
my girlfriend told me she uses a teeny tiny brush to clean the lint from her [...]

The big news over at AVN yesterday was

that Michael Raven is going to remake "Paradise Lost" by John Milton into a porn. Personally I don't know which is more useless, the fact that he is actually going to attempt with a 125,000 dollar budget (as though this [...]

In a carefully worded email from Jeremy Stone, Publisher of Adam Film World

he corrected my story on Extreme, saying that they had NOT been cut off from his publications and that they had not bounced a check to one of his photographers, he says he doesn't even have photographers. Jeremy is someone [...]

I got these two emails one minute apart:

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