Now I am hip that Jack Horner, in addition to the nursery Rhyme character was also the Burt Reynolds Character in “Boogie Nights”. Instead of just running the story without any sort of verification at all, I emailed Mr Horner, and invited him to either call me or email me back. To my surprise he called, he said he watches my site and when I heard him I recognized him as definitely a highly ranked industry insider. Don’t even ask, I won’t reveal his name. Anyway the email suggested that Martin Brimmer was going buy Lukeford.com. The immediate question in my mind was “why”. So unlike Gene Ross who just ran the story I actually got the facts. Seems Horner sent that email to several people to see who would break the story without at least a little fact checking…Gene Ross had it up almost immediately with zero verification. I was the only one who actually attempted to verify the story, Horner says he doesn’t hate Gene and he just wanted throw the story out there and see who would just pick it up as gospel, after all it came from an excite email account…It could have been from anyone. So once again be careful about what you believe from that particular website. Gene once had integrity and credibility, but his shenanigans with the morons where he works have completely destroyed that, I wouldn’t believe him if he told me the sun was going to rise in the morning.

Easter is always on the first Sunday after the first full moon, after the Vernal Equinox. ( the Vernal Equinox is the day in the spring when there is exactly the same amount of Daylight and Darkness. ) Now you know!

he most interesting rumors are the ones saying it has been bought by AVN, or someone at AVN. While these are interesting rumors they don’t make much sense…why would AVN want lukeford.com now? Course most things in porn make no sense. More as this breaks. I for one, will be glad to see Chilipimp gone, what an embarrassment that moron has been.

As for Slob Blacks hospitalization, it’s all bullshit, he isn’t registered under an assumed name he isn’t in Grenada Hills Hospital, it just another “hoax” on the people Black calls “internet marks and losers” It will likely spin into some sort of April Fool prank.

Another interesting site has popped up on the porn radar, this one is www.crossroadsedge.com click on “Sherman’s Way” Sherman is a stone cold insider who knows dirt on everyone and appears to dishing it if you know how to interpret his references. I loved the part about Wicked Girls doing a charity car wash and not washing any cars…it’s true…I was there.

Competing against the pay cable channels, which are free to show nudity, sex scenes and graphic violence.

The HBOs and Showtimes, for example, have a lot more latitude in program content than their over-the-air cousins such as NBC and CBS, who are regulated by the Federal Communications Commission.

Basic cable channels such as Bravo and FX for years have sided with the broadcast networks in keeping their programs generally free of foul language, nudity and steamy sex scenes. For the full story click here.

I felt compelled to watch last night. Now you guys know me, I am NOT about to sugar coat it. I was appalled. This is bad even by porn standards. Ninety minutes of topless chicks rambling about inane things like how they work while on the rag is just awful. Anyone who can sit through this week after week is just flat out brain dead. What this show needs is a breath of life blown into it. I am not one to bag on something without offering solutions. I know Adella will read this and want to rip my skull off but Digital Playground has something here that has potential. The problem is that the typical porn company mentality (do as little as possible to get the job done) is evident here. You want to turn this show into something watchable? Here are some ideas:

Tera is a good enough host but she cannot carry the show, even Johnny Carson turned the show over to Doc Severinson some.

Add some variety, regular bits, the show needs humor, it also needs an “edge” you are entirely too afraid you are going to piss someone off…get over it, people like to laugh at themselves, they also like to be made mad to some degree, try some satire.

License some bumper music, for what you do it’s cheap, use relevant bumper music between bits.

Do something with that damn set, that black background costs you more bandwidth than something bright and flashy would, black compresses poorly in most compression schemes. Maybe use a nice geaphic with “The Tera Patrick Show” in nice raised text.

Technically your quality is excellent but the audio and video are never in sync even at DSL speeds, this problem is solveable.

Tera desperately needs a “straight man” and a writer, hire quasarman to write her copy.

You want to make the show successful? You want people to actually watch? You want to maybe even be able to sell advertising? If so get your asses in gear and revamp this thing NOW! Look to a porn version of “Saturday Night Live” or maybe even a Porn Version of “David Letterman”. You have way more latitude as to what you can do, make use of it.

You want me to take it over? I’m for sale, call me. I guarantee I make it successful, so long as my hands aren’t tied.

If something is worth doing it is worth doing right, and frankly I expect way better from Digital Playground. So shit or get off the pot guys, lest you go the way of Ed Power’s radio show.

Susie Stephens, 36, died as she ran across the street during a conference on how to cut road deaths in America. Friends and fellow campaigners were stunned by the savage irony of the tragedy. For the whole story click here

Hello all,
Im new to this message board (1st timer) and want to know about the adult industry. I have two attractive models (girlfriends) that are willing to do a movie with each other in hopes of making some cash. They will work for free with an agreement to recieve a % of profit from the movie.

Work for free is pretty much exactly what they are going to do.

I can shoot the film and need advice on editting with S-VHS tapes, and possibly Mini-DV as well. What type of software should I use?

You should be more concerned about the camera you use, SVHS is unacceptable a 3 chip miniDV would be the minimum.

Much more important than editting is making money for the girls and I. If I end up shooting a well made video that has rather unique content and is marketable, how do we get paid?

Most likely by a bad check if you even manage to sell it.

basically once I have the master tape in hand, where do i goto next?

To CVS for some Lube…yer gonna need it.

How do I sell it to a distributer?

Any way you can.

What type of money is reasonable to make/demand from a company?

whatever they will pay.

Where do I goto find these companys?

Adult Video News Magazine

I have found only one (Domain Girls) and they will not reply to my messages….frustrating to say the least. I guess they don’t feel the need to respond to me for whatever reason.

Probably because you don’t have anything they can sell.

Is there a book or guide on this type of stuff? I’ve been looking for weeks as to getting this project started and think I will go nuts if nobody can simply tell me what to do with a master tape of two hot
girls have intense sex.

dust it off every six months or so.

Also, what legal info do I need to know about, I know there is a specific form to be filled out with each model, what is it?

Yes it is called a model release

Where do I find it?

Most photography stores carry them but the ones they carry arent well suited to adult, consult your attorney…you do have an attorney right?

I know you are going to hate these answers but they are the truth, additionally you really have nothing, two girls isn’t a girl girl tape you need about ten girls and 4 to 5 scenes.

Don’t waste your time and money my friend…leave porn to the people that understand it…I can tell from your questions you have zero knowledge of photography or videography or lighting or directing…save yourself the hassles. For a single girl girl scene you would be very lucky indeed to get 500 bucks for it…believe it.

tune in here for a LIVE BROADcast of The Tera Patrick Show, the broads tonight will be Tera of course, Kerri Windsor and Violet Blue, Ya I know …. WHO? Violet Blue best new porn chick at the AVN Awards, never mind nobody has ever heard of her. Anyway I am sure that Tera and Kerri and Violet will, collectively have all the solutions to world hunger, the situation in the middle east, curbing terrorism, stopping the recession and discovering the Grand Unified Theory. So tune in right here at 7PM PST thats 8 mountain time 9 central and 10 Eastern. Click the Live Feeds Link and select your modem speed.

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I was cleaning my office Sunday night and I came across a Christmas card. It was a card that had a special message that I was giving to someone very close to me. I had made it myself, with Photoshop. The card I was holding was the final prototype, the finished version was signed and given to her. If I have ever been in love with anyone in my life I can honestly say this was the girl. We had a LOT of fun together, and I was remembering all the good times we had.

The first time I ever laid my eyes on her I was stunned, I was photographing a “Battle of the Bands” Contest and she was a dancer in a group that was covering “The Lumberjack Song” by Jackyl. I took a few pictures of her. I remember looking at those pictures and thinking, God what I wouldn’t give for a girl like that on my arm. Over a year later I was Interviewing a girl in a southside strip club who wanted to shoot for me. Two girls walked in, one was to be in the amateur contest the other, was her friend there to lend support. The friend cased the sleazy little club, locked eyes with me and came and sat down and introduced herself. She didn’t remember me, but I remembered her. It was the same girl from the battle of the bands contest. She didn’t want to sit alone and she commented that we looked like the only cool people in the club. I don’t lose my composure easily, but I couldn’t come up with a word to say, I felt like a high school goalie staring down a one on one with Wayne Gretsky. I’m a pretty self confident fellow but I knew this one was way outta my league. But I wasn’t going to just lie down, no sir, I was at least going to give it my best play. We talked for most of the night, when it was all over we were getting up to leave and she handed me her phone number and said please call me. When I got back out to my car I wrote that number on ten different papers and stashed them in my wallet, in my car, all over. I figured it was a bogus number or something but I wasn’t going to take a chance that I would lose it. The next thirty six or so hours were excruciating, they lasted forever, I wasn’t going to call her the next day, it had to wait. In baseball terms, I wasn’t about to swing at a sucker pitch, even though I was eager I didn’t want it to show. Finally the second day came and around 4PM I dialed her number. I wasn’t expecting anything short of a disconnect notice or maybe the time and temperature. She answered the phone and for a couple of seconds I froze.

I quickly got into play and made a date, the rest is history, we traveled together, we were best friends. I was still way out of my league but I managed to hold my own for a couple of years before she drifted away. I guess she found someone who was in her league and the last I had heard she had gotten married.

I haven’t heard from her in Five years.

I was looking at the card and rereading it, I was remembering how I always felt when in her presence. I remember thinking, God, I’d give anything to hear from her, to know how she is doing, she is the love of my life.

This morning, 36 hours later I got 2 emails from her, she reads my site. The last sentence read:

“I have held my tongue for too long. Please E mail me soon so we can really talk. Lots of
loves and kisses, XXXXXX.”

I feel as though I am about to stare down a 100MPH Slap Shot