It seems the guy over on lukeford.com cant come up with anything interesting on his own so he steal my shit, doesn’t even bother to change the all cap words or anything and he doesn’t even bother to credit me as the source, something that is generally done in this biz. Even Luke had the integrity to do that. Well I have news for Mr Chili Pimp…you, unlike Luke have money. I send my entire site to the copyright office every 90 days, that means do it again and I can and probably will retaliate in a very nasty way.

I have no problem with anyone copying anything from the free side of my site as long as you credit www.mikesouth.com as the source and link to it.

During the recent Adultcon show in Los Angeles My buddy Steve Siedman was manning the Adult Stars Magazine Booth. The ASM booth was situated right next to Extreme’s Booth. ASM had Kelly Fire and her (not so) dead hubby Hamilton Steele in the booth. Kelly was giving lapdances , to the absolute delight of the crowd. Well it seems the fact that Kelly is better looking than anything in the Extreme booth, combined with the fact that she was getting all the attention added up to rage on the part of Veronica Caine, who called security to come remedy the situation. Ya call that “Extreme”? Some retard who now shoots for Extreme asked Kelly to work for him, Kelly replied that first they should pay her for the scene she already did, and not with another rubber check. Of all of the turds over at Excrement only August and Veronica were at the show, Rob was nowhere to be found, nor were Gene or Tommy.

Over on AVN.com they are running a dumb, blind item about what porn company is upset with the new contract girl they signed because said girl can’t act. HELLO? Did I miss something here? I am appalled. Now should I be more surprised that the chick can’t act or should I be more surprised that the girl in question is somehow being expected to quote Shakespeare believably while being sodomized? I mean is there a porn contract girl who can act? (Adella don’t you DARE write about Tera’s acting ability…no…wait…do write, I always love good site material.)

There is a virus floating around that has the ability to forge email addresses, a few people have gotten emails that they think are from me (They aren’t if you look at the headers you can tell who it is really from) The virus will infect you then choose emails from your address book and send itself out as having come from one of those emails. First I NEVER EVER send anyone an attachment that is anything other than a .jpg or a .mpg and unless you expect email from me I wouldn’t open any attachments that look like they are from me regardless of what they are. You can always email me directly and ask if I sent you something. Thank You, Mike South

Dear Mr South,

I have joined many, many websites over the years and very few actually deliver what they promise. When I joined your website I was simply amazed. The amount of content you have is staggaring and the quality is top notch. You are the only guy on web I have found who is shooting real amateurs regularly. You update faster than I can download everything, I simply love this site man. I have finally found my home, you have a member for life Thanks So much for keeping it real!

PS How do you get all these pretty girls to fuck on camera?

Thank YOU! I work very hard to keep my content fresh and to update regularly. I intend to continue to keep it real, to answer your question there are a LOT of pretty girls who want to be in video or in print and they have no problems doing hardcore sex, porn has kind of taken on a pop culture chic status, and the money doesn’t hurt either. Oh ya….call me Mike!

Anyone wanting to IM me can do so on AOL IM at South1226

is now taking the Eternal Celestial Dirt Nap.

She died in a car accident today, Andre’ Risens homeowners insurance just went way down.

Prison escapees must watch ‘Cool Hand Luke’
Associated Press
April 24, 2002 08:20:00

AZTEC, New Mexico - It’s a case of life imitating art - or at least a Paul Newman movie. A judge in New Mexico has ordered two inmates to watch the Newman classic “Cool Hand Luke.”

The inmates are accused of walking away from a work detail. In the film, Newman repeatedly escapes from a chain gang and is ultimately killed by guards.

Dalet Flores and Raymond Holguin only had days to serve when they allegedly escaped. Now, each faces an additional five years.

I dunno about you but I think the judge missed the whole point of “Cool Hand Luke” which was IMHO the role Newman should have won an Oscar for. I included this cuz “Cool Hand Luke” is one of my all time favorite movies.

Hi Mike, I just finished reading your comments about the Tera Show and I totally agree with everything you’ve said about the program. A few months ago, out of curiosity, I watched a broadcast of the Tera Show; nearly two hours later, I wondered why I had bothered. First of all, I have a cable modem, but the sound and image quality were so poor, I felt as if I was watching it on a 28k modem. Secondly, Tera’s relentless ass-kissing grated on my nerves after about ten minutes, and her inability to allow her guests to answer a question without interrupting them irritated me even more. (Why did I suffer through all of that? Because I thought a certain newcomer to the industry was going to be the featured “Video Vixen of the Week”, only to discover 1 hour and 15 minutes later that it was someone else.) When the show finally ended, I felt brain-dead and cursed myself for wasting two hours of my life on that drivel.

I feel that the show definitely needs to be shorter–like, one hour instead of two. It also needs more of an “edge”, but I’m aware that Digital Playground is too PR-friendly to step on anyone’s toes. Tera, while attractive and charming, needs to hone her interviewing skills or, as it’s been suggested, have a co-host who will keep her from getting off-track. I’m not tech-savvy, so I don’t know how the sound/video quality could be improved, but those things do need to be vastly improved.

Anyway, that’s just my opinion, for the $.02 it’s worth.

 I appreciate you taking the time to write and I must say that your response is exactly the same response I have gotten from others, several have asked me why i don’t drop the show if the standards are not up to the quality of my site. I am considering doing exactly that but I want to hear from some more of you first, should I drop the Tera Show or keep it? bear in mind it doesn’t cost me anything, all it does is that it does not live up to my quality standards. So lets hear from y’all…kick Tera to the curb or keep her around what should it be?

In response to a plethora of incoming complaints and concerns about mastercard putting a stop to third party billing, Mastercard had this to say today: “MasterCard issued a rule clarification to ensure compliance with our existing rules, which haven been in place for decades, and which are aimed at protecting consumers, merchants, and our member financial institutions. Nothing in this clarification would prohibit third party processors from processing MasterCard transactions in accordance with our rules, and in so doing building their businesses by providing a broad range of services to the merchant community.” Word I am hearing is that Mastercard also got scared about the anti trust issues this would raise, particularly if Visa followed suit. As is it appears one of two things will happen. The first is essentially, nothing. The second is that Third Party Billers will be squeezed for more money, forcing merchants to pay more for the processing.

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”

The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning WW III “.
And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits
The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!”