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English mother fucker, do you speak it? +Samuel Jackson

Ok if we are going to continuee to send billions of dollars a year in aid to thirdworld countries who hate us lets at least insist that they learn to speak our language in a useful manner. I am tired of getting emails with virus attachments that say stupid shit like

"Hi,This is a [...]

An Educated Woman writes this in the rec.arts.movies.erotica newsgroup (RAME for short)

Women have been duped. For anyone who doesn't adhere to the major religions, pornography should not be a "moral" issue. If one looks at the whole of porn, its essence is no more than film of people being naked and having sex. Porn is a medium, not the source. If you get deep enough [...]

Take Down Piracy

Opening for a new stalker:

Since Goddess is being remiss in her duties as my stalker I am in need of a new one, so Christa from NYC, here's your chance! Julie from Ft Lauderdale, don't miss this opportunity, email applications to mikesouth@mikesouth.com or hit me up on AOL Instant Messanger at south1226 or icq at 2554886.

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Kid Vegas finally retires:

Not by choice mnd you, the arrogant little shit finally pissed off enough companies with his shitty product that he is personna non grata around porn these these days, he could be back, porners are very forgiving and well, not too bright.....But I wouldn't hold my breath.

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Ya Right:

β€œThe VHS format is alive and well, and rumors to the contrary are dead wrong. While DVD is a phenomenal gift – to both consumers and the home video entertainment industry – VHS and VCRs are not going to disappear,” says Bo Andersen, in a statement from the Video Software Dealers Association.

My stalker, desperate to not be replaced sent me this:

My Dearest Mike,

With every day that passes, my twisted devotion to you continues to grow wild, not unlike those weeds you see along the side of the road that you couldn't kill if ya dropped a nuclear bomb on them...it grows rampant and unchecked, like a nasty case of 'ho gonorrhea. Even a [...]

All quiet on the porn front.

Just the usual stuff...Extreme is still bouncing checks, and generally acting like morons. No wonder Tom Byron keeps a low profile there. The rest of the porners in LA are in the "slow season". Seems people who watch porn are more into fishing or something during the summer.

From the "What a [...]

I got this from a reader:

I am somewhat confused by your choice of words used to describe the age of your models. My question is this: Regarding all of the models depicted on your site: were they all 18 years of age or older at the time the pictures were taken? I am from Canada and the laws [...]

I have returned from the sea.

I am back from a week long vacation in Mexico Beach, Florida. Mexico Beach is an oddity in Florida these days, it is one of very few fishing towns that are left unspoiled. It is a glimpse of Florida of the sixties or even before. There are no high rise condos, the beachfront [...]

I was out at sea this morning at daylight

I caught nothing worth keeping, a bonita, 2 sharks 4 undersized amberjack, then at 10 AM a storm brewed and got on our ass all the way into the port. It's raining now so my update is early. Tomorrow night we are planninhg to fish offshore all night. Theres no feeling in the world [...]