Hi, this is East Coast Anthony here with another tale to tell from the darkside of the Porn world. I was at Danes production offices yesterday, getting the run a round about being paid for an editing job that I had completed last week, when I decided to tell Ed, (one of the owners) that I was sick & tired of all the games that go on here when Dan A/K/A Don Marque, comes to town once a month & plays “Mr. director”. I told him that I felt Dan was living in a fantasy world trying to make these
ridiculous Morality plays, throwing away good money, when he should be concentrating on just directing a good, simple porn movie with hot sex scenes. All of a sudden Dan comes barging into the office yelling, “How dare I question his capability as a director & what he does on his shoots!” I calmly told him “you give me the right when 90% of the jobs I get are full of constant, unnecessary background noise from people that should not be there in the first place, disrupting his movie, literally
trying to sabotage his movie & they get paid, no questions asked, & I get treated like a piece of garbage & left to beg for my money! I have to wonder, whats really going on at these shoots that take 17 hour days, & who really is in charge? Any Director knows, there are certain basic rules that should be adhered to when shooting. Simple rules like, “We’re shooting, everyone please be quiet”. Ed left the room mumbling that, “we need to work this out ourselves” & was gone in a flash. Dan then laid into me for trying to make him look bad in front of his partner & then asked me why was I upset? I finally told him what I had been holding back for years. I felt that I have been loyal, hardworking, & have always done a good, if not, Great job, wether it be Shooting/Directing, or Editing & all this time, I have never been treated with any respect by him. I’m given all the crappy hard jobs to edit. I’m paid less than anybody else. And many times I’ve tried to tell him that I think he forgets we’re in the Porn business, We make movies for guys to Jerk-Off to. Lets be honest with ourselves. We are not doing
remakes of Gone with the Wind! We’re Pornographers & SEX is what drives this business, & its SEX that should be of the utmost importance to us. The customer just wants to see a good looking chick, doing a Hot sex scene. It could be shot against a brick wall on a godamn carboard box, as long as the sex is Rockin, then the consumers are happy. I told Dan that I thought many of his movies are ridiculous. Dan dreams up these sick little morality themes were a guy gets laid & then
robbed & gets an S.T.D by some chick. Or a scene were a guy shoots some girls parents & then he fucks her while the parents lie bleeding to death in the next room. When a guy gets a porn, he is hoping to get turned on. They are certainly not expecting, or want to watch, a scene were a girl is so distraught about having sex with 2 guys that she then takes a gun to her head & commits suicide! This is not Porn…. This is not right…. Its down right sick & I don’t think its what the average guy in Ohio wants to watch.
When people buy/Rent a Porn movie they aren’t looking to have someone shove their morally twisted viewpoints down their throat like some demented side show preacher. They want to see Porn….Hot chicks Being fucked good & hard & loving it. To me its very simple. The problem is, there are to many Wanna-Be’s in this business who somehow come up with the money to make porn, with big Ego’s, & no talent, & they think they’re Francis Fuckin Ford Coppola. People like Dan, who really doesn’t have a clue on how to direct, Shoot, or Edit. If your going to call yourself a director, At least a Porn Director,
you should be able to understand the basics of shooting & Editing . Dan has never done either, so how can he even begin to think hes a director? All he does is hire people with the necessary skills to shoot & Edit, THEY do all the work…..& HE takes all the Credit! Dan just sat there the whole time with his mouth open, looking thoroughly shocked. I guess no one had the balls to tell him this to his face before. I then went on to tell him that I couldn’t believe that he even brags that once the sex scenes start in his movies, he’ll leave the set. He has said many times, “I don’t care about the sex, its the dialogue thats important to me”. How can this man dare to call himself a director? I’ve been on some sets with him shooting over a half hour of single girl masterbation, waiting for him to give some kind of direction, or yell cut or something, only to turn around & he’s just staring at the monitor, practically drooling on himself, rubbing his crotch completely mesmerized by these girls. And I yell Cut & he gets all mad & claims that I’m ruining his movie & that the girl was really getting into it & about to have an orgasm. I couldn’t believe my ears. This Loser actually believes that All these girls are really into it. I mean, the viewer, if hes lucky will only get to see no more than 2 minutes of this footage, the other 28 minutes are purely for dan’s own personal pleasure. That’s not right. You want to get off, get off on your own time, not on the overworked, & underpaid crews time. Thats why his stupid shoots take so long to do. Complete & utter disrespect for other peoples time & energy, while we slave away breaking our ass, he just SITS on his ass & drools at the girls! On the last shoot I did for him, he spent over an hour just dressing the girl making her change into all these different bras & panties just so he could fondle, oggle & drool over this sweet young thing.
To make an already long story short, as I was speaking, Ed walked back in the office & Dan just walked out yelled something at me & slammed the door. He seemed to be in complete shock. With a confused look on his face & having nothing really to say to me. As Ed finally decided to make out a check for me, I started to reiterate to him what I had already
said to Dan when suddenly, the door came flying open & Dan just ran up to me & grabbed me by my arm & kept screaming & pulling me around yelling, “You wanna fight me?, Lets go, right now!” He was a complete & utter Madman! Over & over again as he yanked me around the office by my arm, “I’ll kick your ass, lets go! Ed just sat there watching, not knowing what to do. I told Dan to take his fucking hands off me & that he was hurting my arm, & that of course he could kick my ass, there
wasn’t any question about it. I wasn’t here to fight anyone. Just get my pay & leave. This just made him more upset. My refusal to fight or even raise my hand to him got him so riled up that he was literally shaking from head to toe, turning blue in the face practically. I told him repeatedly to leave me alone & that he was hurting my fucking arm. He would not stop. For what seemed like an eternity, but was probably more like 3-4 minutes, Dan just pushed & pulled & dragged me around the
office saying that we were going to fight. Now I was gettin scared because I’m no fighter, & he could surely kick my ass & that wouldn’t prove anything, but there was no way in hell that he was going to Beat me up & get away with it. This whole time Ed said & did nothing & I screamed at Ed that his partner was obviously insane, trying to beat me up & all I wanted to do was leave with my check. I never once tried to fight back, ( I really had no choice, compaired to me, Dans a pretty big guy). So all at once Ed finally got up, gave me the check & then grabbed me by my other arm & they both pushed me out of his office! All of the employees were standing there as I was shoved out of Eds office & Dan kept a tight hold on me & pushed & pulled me to the front door sayin that he was going to call the cops on me. I felt a little safer now that I was in the outer office & just laughed at Dan & said go ahead & call the cops, you’ve just assaulted me in that office & threatened to kick my ass for the past five minutes, youre a complete joke!
So the end of it all is……. Don’t ever tell Dan that he’s an incompetent director, or he’ll go ballistic on you! If any of his movies
come out good, & if you happen to like anything that you may watch in a Dane movie, its because the cameraman shot it & directed it well, & the editor did a good job putting it all together. None of it could be attributable to Dan’s skill as a director, just the fact that sometimes he hires competent people that do a decent job & make him look good. Dan isn’t responsible, or capable of doing anything at Dane productions except spending alot of money & wasting alot of peoples time, while he lives in his own little fantasy world, thinking that he’s some great big director. All he really is, is just another overated idiot getting away with pretending to be a director because until now, no one has had the courage to tell him to his face that he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Just ask anyone who’s worked for him in the past, they’ll confirm what I’m saying. That is, if they have the balls to tell the truth & let you know that Dan doesn’t really direct anything, & never actually has. And don’t you dare try to say anything to the contrary, or he just may try to beat you up to!

East Coast…….”I’ve never been fired from these Porn Scum because I quit”…….Anthony.

Comments from anyone at Dane are welcome.

HOLLYWOOD (Variety) - CBS is resurrecting “The Beverly Hillbillies” as a reality series.

The network will soon begin casting for a weekly half-hour series that will follow the adventures of a rural, lower-middle class family — yes, there will be a granny — as they are transplanted from their humble digs to a Beverly Hills mansion. The project is tentatively titled “Real Beverly Hillbillies.”

During their one-year stay in California, they’ll be afforded a wide variety of luxuries they’d normally be unable to afford, from maid service to personal assistants. They’ll also have a chance to earn a substantial income each week, either via a stipend or through some other means.

Cameras will watch their every move as the rural clan attempts to fit in with folks who eat at the Grill rather than use a grill, or who shop at Harry Winston instead of Wal-Mart. And while the series will focus on a group of five or six, it’s expected their extended family will also stop by for a visit sometime during their stay in the mansion.

CBS vice president of alternative programming Ghen Maynard said the series will have a humorous tone, though with a respect for the family and some elements of drama.

“It’s a great fish-out-of-water story,” he told Daily Variety. “A lot of it will be funny, but a lot of it will be real. We want to fnd a family that’s different from what most people know but still relatable, a family that loves each other a lot.”

The concept was pitched by producers Gary Auerbach and James Jones and veteran documentarian Dub Cornett, and CBS bought it almost immediately.

“It’s rare that you hear an idea and in the first 30 seconds, you instantly get it,” Maynard said. It helped that CBS still owns the right to the “Beverly Hillbillies” title.

Maynard said that while there will be “some structure” to the show, most plots will come naturally — a la MTV’s “The Osbournes” or E!’s “The Anna Nicole Show.”

“Imagine the episode where they have to interview maids,” he said.

Maynard said the show is not designed to mock the rural family, unlike scripted entertainment that often takes a dim view of hick culture.

“The intent is to be respective but at the same time enjoy the humor that comes from the fish-out-of-water scenario of the show,” he said. “We want a family who has a sense of humor about themselves.”

Maynard expects to have several episodes of “Hillbillies” in the can before the show launches, but it’s possible some future episodes will focus on how the fame of the Eye TV show further changes the clan.

While the family will be afforded numerous luxuries, they won’t truly live like millionaires.

“It will be lavish, but not to the point of absurdity,” Maynard said.

And while the new “Hillbillies” will borrow the overall structure of the original comedy, many elements of the first show will not be repeated. It’s not a given, for example, that the family will get their own Miss Jane Hathaway.

A hotline is expected to be opened within days allowing potential families to audition for the show.

My friend Mindy is Executive Producer of this show, come on Mindy hook me up!

I have since found out that this is NOT my friend Mindy’s show but the idea of a competitor who had the same idea and sold it to CBS before ABC (Who passed on Survivor) dragged their feet on Mindy’s version. Sorry Mindy!

It’s a sad day for Rednecks and High School Dropouts all over the Country:

The last Camaro rolled off the assembly line yesterday. There is a memorial service being held in Panama City, Florida aka The Redneck Riviera.

A MAN of 81 was filmed by police having sex — with a herd of cows.

Pervert Stan Balderson was seen running from cow to cow wearing only a T-shirt, tennis shoes and sunglasses.

Actually he was just over at Extreme shooting with their girls.

Clinton, Md. — In Ralph Whittington’s kitchen, family photos are stuck to the refrigerator with colorful magnets. Dangling from a cabinet is a little wooden sign that reads, “Lord, Help Me Hang In There.” And below the sign is a heaping helping of hard-core pornography.

Whittington sifts through the pile of smut with the close attention of a retired Library of Congress curator, which he is. There’s an old peep-show film. There’s a video called “Tijuana Tushy,” which is labeled “Shot Live at a Filthy Whorehouse in Tijuana!” There’s an old copy of a magazine called — well, actually you can’t print its name in a family newspaper.

“This is just a tiny sample of the stuff in my collection,” he says. “The important thing is the diversity. That’s where my collection stands out.”

He steps into the dining room, and on top of the wooden dinner table is a collection of framed photographs of Whittington posing with some of the greatest porn stars of all time — Vanessa Del Rio, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson.

Whittington smiles nostalgically. “Of course, these photos are all copies,” he says. “The museum has the originals.”

That’s right. The Museum of Sex — a serious, academically credentialed museum opening in Manhattan on Sept. 23 — has purchased all of Whittington’s grip-and-grin photos of porn stars.

The museum also purchased — for a sum that remains secret — nearly everything else in Whittington’s world-famous porn collection, which had filled almost every inch of his modest brick house in Clinton.

Whittington, 57, is thrilled. He figures this vindicates his 30 years of curatorial labor in the vineyards of smut. “This should give me a little credibility,” he says.

Whittington’s 85-year-old mother, May, who lives with him, is also thrilled.

“It got to the point where he had too much,” she says. “He couldn’t keep it clean.”

Ralph Whittington learned his archival skills while slaving for Uncle Sam. For 36 years — until his retirement in 2000 — Whittington worked at the Library of Congress. Along the way, he was given the responsibility of overseeing the library’s collection of phone books.

“I was in charge of every phone book in the freaking world,” he says.

He learned how to organize, catalog and archive a collection. And he took those skills home, where he was building a couple of archives of his own. The first was a collection of R&B and doo-wop music, which now includes 5,000 records. The second was pornography.

Whittington started collecting smut just for his own, um, edification. But then, in the early ’70s, he had an epiphany: The Library of Congress was collecting nearly every variety of printed matter — even phone books — but not porn. Apparently, it was up to him to preserve America’s X-rated heritage.

“All I did was use the same techniques that archivists use for other subjects on this subject,” he says. “I hope you’ll convey to your readers that I’m serious about this. This isn’t brain surgery, but I’m not just a guy with a lot of big-breast magazines.”

TO EACH HIS OWN
“The key is the diversity of the collection,” he says. “To be blunt, most people buy for their own gratification. But I would spend money on stuff I didn’t even like. I like high heels and big legs but I collected everything — except gay porn and child porn.”

Not only did he collect this stuff, he also cataloged it, indexed it and cross-referenced it. In 30 years, he estimates, he spent $100,000 on porn.

In 1976, his wife left him, taking their 2-year-old daughter. Whittington says he dealt with the pain of divorce by spending quality time with his porn collection. “It kept escalating,” he says, “and when my wife left, it escalated some more.”

For decades, Whittington toiled in utter obscurity. Then in 1996, documentary filmmaker Jeff Krulik made a short movie on Whittington titled “King of Porn.” Soon, he was featured in Spin magazine — which dubbed him the “Librarian of Sexual Congress” — and on the Comedy Central network’s “Daily Show.”

“I wish you could have seen his house before we took all the stuff away,” says Grady Turner, executive curator of the Museum of Sex. “The place was packed to the rafters — literally.”

A museum-world veteran, Turner’s the man who bought Whittington’s porn collection. It will assist the museum in its mission, which is, he says, “to bring the best of contemporary scholarship on sex and sexuality to a larger audience.”

Turner first learned of the Whittington Collection last year, when Whittington offered to sell it to the museum because it was getting too big for his house. Turner traveled to Clinton to check out the collection and was astounded.

“It’s an incredible time capsule of a period in American pop culture when pornography went from an under-the-table, plain-brown-wrapper kind of thing to the mainstream, where you could buy it in any community,” Turner says.

Whittington’s collection captures the era when court decisions made most pornography legal and the advent of the VCR took porn out of peep shows and made it a multibillion-dollar industry.

“This is a collection you could not make now,” Turner says. “It will be a primary source for historical research and a great repository of pop culture.”

MAKING AN IMPRESSION
The collection — 500 boxes stuffed with photos, films, magazines and the kind of sexual knickknacks you cannot describe in a family newspaper — filled two huge trucks. When they parked on Fifth Avenue to unload, even jaded New Yorkers stopped to gawk.

“When a U-Haul opens its doors in Manhattan,” Turner says, “and people start unloading boxes marked ‘Gangbang’ and ‘Obese’ and ‘Ginger Lynn,’ you draw a crowd.”

Five years ago, when May Whittington was 80 and widowed, she moved in with Ralph and found herself sharing a home with a world-class porn collection. At first she wasn’t too happy about that, but gradually she changed her mind.

“It’s something he loves,” she says. “You see men his age going to bars or on dope. But he’s home day and night. That gives me peace of mind. . . . He’s not doing anybody any harm, and he’s not doing himself any harm.”

Her granddaughter feels the same way. “I suppose I could be offended as a woman, but I don’t have a problem with pornography,” says Amanda Whittington, 28, who works as a portfolio accountant. “I think it’s a strange little hobby, but I know my dad, and once he starts collecting something, he becomes the quintessential librarian.”

Although the Museum of Sex hauled away more than 75 percent of his collection, Whittington is still putting the finishing touches on the rest of it, and his bedroom is full of boxes not yet complete.

He picks one box off the floor. It’s labeled “Chessie Moore No. 3,” and it’s one of his favorites. He opens it and pulls out a huge white bra that Moore, a semi-famous porn star, autographed for him.

He tells a story: He read that Moore had a “special fan club,” and he joined so he could see just how special it was. It turned out that it was very special indeed, so he flew to Florida to meet Moore and then, believe it or not — well, actually this is the kind of story that you can’t tell in a family newspaper.

“It was just unbelievable!” he says.

I havent spoke to either Rob for some time now , and I dont know why someone is speading that shit but it’s very very very untrue.I have a boyfriend that I have been with for almost 2 years now and his name is not Rob.We live together , , and are very serious.

At July 20th’s XPW show, “Night of Champions”, while the actual show was thought of by most as pretty lackluster and boring, what went on in the back has proven with time to be very interesting.
By now everyone pretty much knows what happened during the title match between Shane Douglas and Webb, with the beachballs and the chants (if you need a refresher check out some reviews here on SCU of the show). Where things went out of control is when a fan jumped the railing and made a run for the ring.
It took about ten members of XPW’s house security, which was made up of mostly teenagers, to finally stop the drunken fan at the ring. The fan was escorted to the back, where Pico Rivera security tried to take possesion of him. Once in the back the fan continued to incite people and struggle, untill the fan was attacked by Supreme.
In Supreme’s attack on the fan, Pico Rivera security tried to intervene, which led to a scuffle between Supreme and Pico security. Kevin Kleinrock and several XPW wrestlers were able to break it up and calm Supreme down, but not before the fan was beaten up pretty good, including given a broken nose, and Pico Rivera security was pissed off.
Upset, Pico Rivera security were going to call the police, untill it was smoothed over by Kevin Kleinrock, reportedly by bribing the security officers. The fan was then escorted out of the stadium by security, and no charges were pressed, for obvious reasons.
Where the story gets even more interesting is when Rob Black (Robert Zicari) comes to the back from the title match. He was upset about the beachballs and the chants and was throwing a fit about the Messiah being at the show (he was there in an upper corner of the arena and was causing no trouble, and left when the fans got wild during the title match). He then went off on a tantrum about the fan that ran at the ring yelling such things as “I want to fucking kill him”. At that time Black along with Kevin Kleinrock, GQ Money (Ryan Katz), and Lizzy Borden (Janet Romano) all left the backstage area of the show, missed the main event exploding ring scaffold match, and by all reports none were seen again till around 4:00 AM when Kevin Kleinrock handed out checks.
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In another interesting story involving Rob Black, during the week after the attack on the Messiah, New Jack (Jerome Young) called the Santa Clarita Valley sheriff’s station and told the police that Rob Black (Robert Zicari) had tried to hire New Jack to kill Messiah (William Welch) for $10,000 at one point. Since there are no other witnesses to back up New Jack’s statements, and New Jack and Rob Black have had recent problems involving bounced checks, the sheriffs could only take New Jack’s account in as circumstantial evidence

Watch the Tera show tonight, free from my live events link. Max Hardcore and Catalina are going to be on the Tera show. Someone needs to tell Max to wear his white hat, not a black one, lest he gets lost in the black background. I wonder will he bring his guitar and sing? I wonder if he will refer to Tera as a cum burping gutter snipe or a cock socket…lord the possibilities are endless. Hell I’m even gonna watch this one, look for a review tomorrow.

From AVN “Indiana man wins Adam and Eve be on the set of a Vivid shoot contest.”

OK what’s wrong with this picture? Well doesn’t Adam and Eve have a production company? Why are they giving away visits to Vivid sets, and isn’t Vivid now owned by Hustler so wouldn’t that make it a Hustler set ? But wait! If my memory serves correctly Hustler movies weren’t in the last Adam and Eve Catalog I saw. So just where is this poor Hoosier gonna end up?

Kevin Younker, of Hammond, Indiana, has been selected as the winner.

Top ten things Kevin can do on the Vivid Set.

10. Ask someone where the black male talent is.
9. See if any of their contract girls will show up.
8. Eat stale food.
7. Check out the variety of condoms.
6. Learn how not to light a porn shoot.
5. See people with a 8th grade education read scripts.
4. Ask around for Tiffany Mason er uh I mean Taya.
3. Ask people where Raylene is.
2. Ask the director when the talent plans on fuckin.
1. Watch the paint on the set dry.

Hello? Washington? Are any of you morons at home? It’s called the “Information Superhighway, would you allow your children to play on the highway? Should we reduce the speed limits to 25 MPH in the Interstate highways so that they are safe for children? And if you are HONESTLY serious about protecting children from adult material on the internet, don’t look at regulating adult sites, we do a pretty decent job trying to keep kids OUT of our sites. If you want to go to the source go ask the kids where they get their porn on the internet, they sure as fuck don’t sign up for adult sites with credit cards. Ask them and listen to the answers like Kazaa and bearshare, morpheus and limewire. Yep P2P sites, that’s where they get porn not from www.mikesouth.com

From rumors that Rob put his house in Lizard’s name (thats a stupid fucking move and it won’t protect him or his house) to rumors that wrestlers are scared of him I think it’s all complete nonsense, or at least I should hope so. Rob Black is a sawed off little fucking pussy who likes to call names and hide from harms way. Any of those wrestlers could pop his head like a zit and Rob would be helpless to fight back, of course they would have to find where the little cockroach is hiding and drag his cowering pansy ass out into the light to do it.

Meet the new site, same as the old site:

www.pornrumors.com appears to be the same site that lukeford.com used to be, without the jewish stuff and with the writing of the completely boring Cindi Loftus. Is The Chilipimp behind this one too? time will tell.