12/31/2002

Adam Film World makes a BOO BOO:

Here is what the Adam Film World had to say in the annual Directory issue about Felicia Fox:

“Brunette lovers will thrill and spill over this lusty piece who dances her way across the USA. When she fucks, as they say in Internet Escort Review chatter, she delivers a primo porn star experience (PSE) and girlfriend experience (GFE) everytime.”

At first glance this upset Felicia, because she does NOT escort and even her beau Tim Case was a little agitated, to say the least. They called Tim Connelly at Adam Film World and he understood and offered to make it up to her.

On a re-read Tim Case realized that the review was actually complimentary and really does not suggest that Felicia escorts, it was just a poor choice of words because it can be confusing. If read carefully, the article does not suggest that Felicia escorts, only that when she does a scene, she does it with genuine passion. This is a case where the proximity of words to each other can convey a different meaning just by proximity. Felicia was rightfully upset, and Tim Connelly did the right thing in offering to make things right. This is just a simple misunderstanding and all involved are OK with it now. Felicia does want to make sure that everyone knows that she does not escort.

And I am inviting everyone to participtae. It is mostly for industry people but everyone is welcome to participate, I have spent many hours putting this together. It is an adult industry forum.

There are open forums where all may participate

There are forums for producer/directors ONLY as well as performers forums for performers ONLY

There is also a Store Owners/Clerks Forum

On registration everyone may participate in the main forum, for access to other forums please email me requesting access and I will grant it. Because I want performers to be able to talk openly about both good and bad experiences this forum is only open to verified adult performers, directors are not allowed access to this forum. Likewise the Directors forum, performers are not allowed access to that forum.

Both performers and directors will have access to the casting forum, please use this to post shoot dates, travel dates and such so that you may find work or talent.

Video Store Clerks, Performers and directors all have access to the Clerks forum, this is for the open exchange of ideas and suggestions with people who actually have to sell your product, it might also be used to find someone travelling into your area who is willing to do a store signing or just to post that you want someone to do a signing and take applications so to speak.

These forums may be used for other purposes, matter of fact I encourage you to use them any way you see fit. Lets make this successful beyond anyones wildest imagination.

Please visit www.seysha.com and tell what you think, introduce yourself and help me to make this a useful place for everyone in the adult industry.

I am also looking for moderators for various forums here including the performers forum, if you are interested please email me.

Thanks Y’all

FREE AT LAST!!!

AS I’M SURE AS MOST OF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD ANYTHING BUT DIGITAL LIES AND
PROPAGANDA,…

I AM ALIVE AND WELL,… AND WORKING FOR MYSELF!!! TERA PATRICK IS OPEN FOR
BUSINESS!MY NEWAND ONLY LEGAL AND OFFICIAL WEBSITE
(WWW.I_AINT_GONNA_PR_YOUR_LAMEASS_SITE_TILL_YOU_REALLY_TALK_TO_ME_BITCH.COM) WILL BE UP IN NO TIME AT ALL,.. AND IS THE ONLY WEBSITE WITH ANY “NEW” CONTENT” OF ME. ALSO, WWW.ONE_TRICK_PONY.COM IS THE ONLY SITE IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE I WILL BE APPEARING LIVE!!!
LOVE AND KISSES,.. TERA

Ya know these two little fucking twits are trying to use me to PR them when they won’t even return my emails or answer some simple questions, and you say Digital Playground is using propoganda…Fuck you Evan, you little sponge, you give suitcase pimps a bad name, you obviously wrote this. Learn to type a fucking email without using all caps, moron. I am done being patient with you, you little fuck. If you got something of substance to say open your fucking piehole and say it, otherwise shut the fuck up and don’t try to get me to PR your shit. You two want something from me you better be prepared to give.

Kiss THIS Bitch!

OK I’m off that soapbox….Whats the high/low on the date when Tera Patrcik has faded from memory? I give it 4 months.

Aside from the assorted birthday goodies and well wishes I got a personal call from the head of a big porn company who may wish to remain nameless, she was gushing good cheer and nice birthday wishes and it was genuine and it warmed the cockles of my otherwise frozen heart. I really do appreciate it…You know who you are!

Others who were kind to me include my buddy A-Dell and Dave Cummings and Henri Pachard not to mention all the rest of ya, even JimmyD who suggested that my parents might also be my cousins….Thanks Y’all

If all goes well I leave for Cincinnati/Dayton to shoot today:

I will update from the road, maybe drop in on Goddess, I always wanted to see a picture of her…now I can just take one…

My bud Tim Case is feeling under the weather:

Hope ya get well soon man! Fuck Maynard!

Happy Birthday to me!

Today Goddess is guest writing my column for me so I can take my birthday off:

As you know today is a Holy Day of Obligation aka The General’s birthday. (That’s a little joke for all you Catholics, and I’m sure there’s a lot of Catholics reading porn sites.) You know it’s Mike’s birthday because it’s hard to miss that big flashy picture with his big flashy mug on it above. What you don’t know is that The General is out spending all the birthday money his mom gave him on cheap whores-which I hear are the best kind–and he asked me to ink his column. I can only assume Tim wasn’t available.

So while South is out getting some bang for his buck, I’ve sneaked a peek at his list of New Year’s Resolutions, that I fully intend to share with you, thus ridiculing Mike in the process, all the while calling it “a column.”

These are his New Year’s resolutions and MY translations for those of you who don’t speak “South”:
1. Learn to control my temper. No more threatening people with Brian Ciancio awards or slapping their pics on porn flake boxes when they screw up? Yeah, and South’s a virgin.
2. Exercise daily. Preferably this means something other than his mouth, which is the one part of his body that already follows a rather strenuous daily work out routine.
3. Improve people skills. Find a way to charm more chicks to charm other chicks into his bed. If you know The General, you know what that means.
4. NO MORE FACIALS!! OMG, I can’t believe he-oh wait, he added “or mud masks.” Damn.
5. Stop being so egotistical. He’ll be egotistical when he’s knocking on the Pearly Gates. “Don’t lie, Pete. You know damn well Jesus has been expecting me. He’s been saving me the seat to the right of Him, thank you.”
6. Be kind to animals. He’s gonna take the time knock ‘em unconscious before he batter dips and fries ‘em.
7. Lead a monogamous life. BWAHAHAHA… okay I added that one just to see how funny it would look on South’s list of priorities. Admit it…you laughed.
8. Practice listening more than talking. I’m buying stock in the duct tape industry RIGHT NOW.
9. Stop speaking ill of others. Well, there goes his whole damn column. Not to mention a good chunk of his social conversation.
10. Learn to like myself. Oh puhleeze. The man gets a woody every time he looks at his own reflection.
11. Learn to swing dance. I ain’t touchin’ that one.
12. Get involved in team sport. Mmmm, must be either gangbangs or bukkakes cuz he sure ain’t talking football or basketball.
13. To be faithful. To what?! Ho’ing? Carousing? Never settling down?
14. To stop waiting for others to live my life. And get me hookers. And write my columns.
15. Revamp my wardrobe. Wardrobe? Since when is a t shirt and jeans a WARDROBE??? Course this is a guy who thinks his living room couch is a porn “set” soooo…Ooooh, maybe he’s gonna buy some COLORED t’s. That’ll really liven things up.
16. To remain humble and teachable forever. ROTFLMAO.
17. To help complete strangers when they need it. More pity sex with the homely, chubby girls. Bigger tips at the strip clubs.
18. To ALWAYS wear condoms. Me again. Hey, somebody’s gotta worry about that boy.
19. To control my wandering eyes. And hands. And lips. And legs. And cock.
20. Take a spiritual retreat. This is code for “visit a nude beach” just in case his mom finds this list.

In the “They HAVE to be good for something Dept.”

Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants

A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.
Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.
Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro.
She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest.
When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further.
The doctor who treated her said: “If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage.”
A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares’ breasts with more silicone.
She said: “I’m twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful.”

Should I Stay or Should I Croak?

Looks like former Clash guitarist and vocalist Joe Strummer will no longer be “Rocking the Casbah”, as he was found dead in London at the age of 50 today from an apparent heart attack.
Let’s all put on our copy of “London Calling” and bow our heads for a few moments of noise — the founding voice of political punk rock has been sadly silenced.

TimCase

Ya know I actually liked The Clash hard to imagine that dude as 50 though….The times have indeed a-changed.

Special note to Adella, I am hearing of other, lesser internet scribes who received gifts, mine better show up…

MAD LOVE Indeed!

Mike,

If these alleged musical groups are so good, why is it that they aren’t out banging groupies instead of trolling porn conventions? Damn, I was in cover bands for years and got laid every week by different chicks…these are supposed to be big time acts.

Mystikal…Clee…Money B….Biohazard….will there be any musicians at Adult Expo that anyone outside of the LA city limits has heard of?

Richard

Sure giuys Like Lemmy Killmeister…of course nobody in porn knew who he was last year…

David Aaron Clark Writes:

Au contraire, noble Southerner,

Was delighted to bend elbows with the noble Lemmy at the after-awards party; he had been a guest at my 40th birthday party because of a mutual friend, and we had quite the time cackling over the pretensions of our respective entertainment industries and the empty dreams promised by awards. “Fuck ‘em all,” Lemmy toasted.

Ten minutes later I met this crazy Hawaiian chick who said we had known each other in a previous life and who showed up in L.A. on my doorstep eight months later, but that’s really just a highly entertaining digression …

Happy Holidays to ya and look forward to that beer in Vegas!
DAC

Damn I gotta party with DAC….

Happy Holidays to all you Porn Sluts and Meat Puppets,

It’s the holiday season and for many of us in biz have no family or place to go on December 25th and no one should celebrate this day alone.

In response to this myself, Hamilton Steele, and Kelly are opening our doors to all performers for dinner and a chance to sit down with others for some good conversation and cheer.

This is will be a ZERO DRAMA, NON-SEX, and NO BULLSHIT!! In short it won’t be a good place to network or to get laid. Only actual people employed in our industry and their life partners can attend. (IE: Performers, directors, etc. But NOT Box boys, delivery boy, etc. Also those not allowed to attend are guys off the street who got blown once or twice, etc)

People with children are encouraged to bring them and hopefully someone will step forward with a suit to play Santa.

Its potluck dinner but Kelly is planning on cooking a ham. For more information please contact me at my email address:

HamiltonSteele@myself.com

Even if you don’t attend, take care and have a peaceful year with great prosperity in the New Year.

Hamilton Steele

First of all let us say, we check your site daily and read your daily scoop. Lately, this bashing of Evan has turned focus towards other musicians in a negative way. Mystikal(who is ONE rapper not a rap act),Clee and Money B from Digital Underground (who , with underground hits like “Sex Packets”, “Freaks of the Industry” and “The Humpty Dance” these guys have etched out their own history in the rap/hip-hop community.
These people that you so quickly sluff off as nobodies do have something porn people do not. MAINSTREAM CREDIBILITY. I’m a DJ at times and I play music by ALL OF THESE artists mentioned so far. We are also involved in the sex industry, so can relate to both.
8 years ago I booked and promoted a club called The Globe in Milwaukee , Wisc..Biohazard played that club and I had the pleasure of meeting every member of the band and crew…GREAT GUYS , GREAT BAND…ok, so you may night like music that will rip your head off if you are weak and not prepared with the committment involved with that genre of music. BIOHAZARD is very well respected in the rock community…PERIOD. Evan is on one of the highest acclaimed HBO seies of all time….It makes me wonder who may be player haters here?
I have dated porn actresses and have recently married an ex-feature and magazine model, so I know how it goes….some guys are cool, some guy are not cool…about OTHER GUYS FUCKING THEIR WOMEN. PERIOD.
You can’t knock Evan and Tera for making decisions we hope are based on love just because we all have seen these relationships fail before…cut them slack,give your blessing, wish them well!!

Happy Holidays, Mike

Sheila Shooter & DjB

Thanks for the letter guys and I am well aware of who Mystikal, Clee, MoneyB (Why ya think I call him mini B anyhow?) are, Hell I even shot music videos for Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz. But remember if I don’t have fun on the site here then I have nothing to write about, all these guys are big boys and they can handle it and porn is a target rich environment (and yes I’m often a target) so things will move on to another absurdity soon enough.

As for the Tera/Evan thing as a company owner I can identify with Digital Playground here, they have invested a lot of money and time turning ths one trick pony into a media sensation, while I might question Digitals right to make Tera fuck on film I do not question Digitals right to prevent her from working for anyone else, that’s what contracts are all about, and yes that includes mainstream work. Digital Playground owns Tera Patrick for the next 6 years and rightly so they created Tera Patrick.

Evan and Tera have been repeatedly offered the chance to say whatever they want here, unedited, they have declined to do so as is their right. But both being public figures they are not exempt from commentary here.

And don’t forget Ron Jeremy has way more mainstream celebrity than Evan Seinfeld will ever have. Ask someone on the street who Evan Seinfeld is and most will say “who” or “oh is that Jerry’s kid”

Then ask em who Ron Jeremy is…

Happy Holidaze y’all