But my source says no, Chloe is still there. Though maybe not for long, there have been persistent rumors that VCA is being bought by LFP, this could be a precursor. I expect a big announcement any day.

If VCA does get purchased by LFP look for LFP to set it’s sights on Wicked next.

Word on the street is that LFP is buying up the competition and is going to pretty much stomp out the cheap comps and other shit that a lot of these guys do. Long range plans are rumored to include a plan to self distribute, a move that should make IVD and GVA very nervous. If LFP is successful they could effectively limit porn output and drive up the price, not a bad thing if ya ask me. They are taking the first steps to tame the feature market should they successfully buy VCA and then Wicked LFP would almost own that market leaving only Metro (Which is in self destruct mode anyhow) and Digital Playground, which is doing very well and could become an LFP target itself.

Gigi Appleton Responds:

Mikoe,
You know how I really do try to support my distributors. I like to support and dance with the guys what brung me. BUTTTTTTT, enough is enough already. I have been hearing this same thing over and over and I have to follow my gut here and start going to these peeps and get them the product. I have always ( and you of all people know this to be true) said I just want to have a nice little operation and have some fun, it is supposed to be fun!!
You may post this if you please and also, either get their number or call with it and I will willingly(check that) gratefully send any and all cummers the fabulous product I am lucky enough to represent.
Gigi Appleton
Avalon Enterprises 1-818-886-0402
P.S. I have some really juicy, big news coming up and as soon as it is in the black and white stage, I will send it to you, sweets!

Gigi I applaud you for taking your destiny into your own hands. I know that you have tried and tried to work with distributors, specially this one but if they can’t get the job done…besides it isn’t like it is money out of thier pocket since they wont sell it. Jaime reads my site daily so I am sure he will get your number and give ya a call. Thanks to Jaime for bringing this to my attention, it isnt just Ohio where this happens we have about 20 stores here in Atlanta begging for my product as well. Call me Gigi and I will give you contacts and company names.

Alexander The Poet Sends This along…I’m Flattered:

I wrote this poem based on experiences after going to the sites. Website difficulties aside, I find all these guys to be great and don’t mean to bash any of them.

“Porn Gossip Sites” by Alexander The Poet 01.30.03

There seems to be, many porn gossip sites,
So let me tell you about them
They make for great reading for all my nights,
But with some, I got a problem

Simply Jimmy D, sounds like a cool guy,
Infact, he may even be great!
But I would, simply, like to know just why…
Why he never fuckin’ updates???

Now let us move on to Luke Ford dot com,
Luke Ford isn’t even on it
I seriously don’t mean to sound dumb,
But what is up with that bullshit???

Then there’s this gossip journalist, Gene Ross
And Gene Ross, I don’t mean to bash
But once I click enter, I’m at a loss,
His site makes my computer crash!

There’s only one website I feel is best,
I’d like to give it a shout out
He updates more frequently than the rest,
It’s my friend in Georgia, Mike South!

Mike Writes:

Hi Mike
I was wondering what video has Zoey in it.
I would like to buy it.

Thanks,
Mike

Zoey is in Mike South’s Confederate Cuties #4 Distributed by Avalon (Gigi Appleton above)

Eat yer heart out Goddess!

Ok this shit makes me nuts. My friends Tim and Felicia Fox went over to Hustler Hollywood in Dayton today. As always they checked the “Mike South Section” and as always It was empty. You see my tapes do extraordinarily well there, so much so that Jaime, the buyer, has made a special section for me. When Tim asked him why he had none he said “I can’t get any, when they do send them they don’t send enough, I try and try but they never ship what I order. When I do get a shipment I only get one or two copies of a couple of titles and in two days they are gone!” THAT is a quote, from the buyer! Why is this? Gigi I love ya I think you are as honest and decent as anyone I have ever met but you have a problem somewhere when Hustler cannot get my videos. Jaime has noted that my current distributor Hollywood Video doesn’t seem to have this problem and he looks forward to my newest release in a couple of weeks. Gigi You are losing money here baby…and you’re not in biz to lose money.

I have seen the future of photography:

I am now the proud owner of a Nikon D100 and let me tell ya, so far this is one impressive camera, when I blew a shot up to 24×36 it looked GOOD real GOOD and 11×17 right out of the camera is as good as and maybe better than 35MM film, due to the fact that there is NO grain. From now on this is what my boxcovers will be shot with. Kudos to Nikon, this fucker is pricey but I will save more than enough to pay for the camera in film and processing Just this year!

I have a great update coming later this afternoon!

Jason Sechrest Sends This:

Jason Sechrest, publicist for Jill Kelly Productions: “Star E. Knight’s contract was indeed up in December 2002. However, that contract also states that it automatically re-ups if she does not sign a termination release. Due to the fact that Star has not been in contact with Jill Kelly Productions for over two months, the contract was renewed.”

OK this ain’t like ter and Digital Playground. Was it not apparent to you guys that after 2 months of no contact that she had no intention of renewal? I’d like to know how that would stand up in a California Court because it wouldn’t here. It isn’t like JKP spent all this money turning Star into a media sensation….I say let it go. She apparently wants out of porn anyway. Will she return, probably, but I don’t see her returning to JKP.

Shyla is the one I want to know the story on.

Rick Masters Assualts Brigette Kerkove From topprotalent:

(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) — I was browsing through my normal daily adult news and gossip sites, to see who scooped me on a given story, and found this reader contribution on FuckingGossip.com:

“Have you heard the new rumor going around on set??? Apparently poor Bridget Kerkove was violently attacked during a scene with Brian Surewood and another guy. I heard that they were doing the scene and the other guy was fucking her in the ass from behind when he suddenly shoved her to the floor as hard as he could, knocking down Brian who was in front of her, then yelled at her and left the set in the middle of the scene. Is this true? And if it is who the hell is the jerk off that thinks its ok to push girls around and have a fit?
Thanks Eddie keep up the good work
Porn Dude”

I did a little poking around and got the skinny on the whole situation, which includes a limp Rick Masters, bloody knees for Bridgette and a nearly severed Sherwood cock, as it was in her mouth while she was slammed to the floor during the Jim Lane Production.

According to Skeeter Kerkove, Bridgette’s husband and rising porn producer, Rick Masters was having problems getting wood during the scene.

“Bridgette was bend over doggy,” commented Skeeter, “she had Brian’s (Sherwood) dick in her mouth and Rick was trying to slam his limp cock into her ass. Bridgette was on a wooden plank of sorts, they had some kind of plywood floor set up that she needed to balance on during the scene. The position she was in, she couldn’t help him get hard and he was getting frustrated.”

Apparently, during the frustration, Masters slammed her to the ground once, forcefully, but not intentionally. They set up and tried again, assuming the same positions. With Sherwood’s pecker back in Kerkove’s mouth, Masters began slamming her backside again, with out the assistance of a hard on.

“He got really frustrated and slammed her again, this time knocking her down hard,” Skeeter continued, “and he stormed off the set saying, ‘I’m outta here!’ “

No one was seriously hurt in the incident, but the scene was a bust. Skeeter completed his comments by saying, “I don’t think I’ll be using Rick in any scenes for a while.”

Richard Responds to the Breaking Sean v. Shawn Story Below:

The Shawn Michaels action figure…now it makes sense. Of course I think it’s pretty safe to say that a kid watching WWE is not gonna get one and say ”Dad, this guy is white and hung like a gnat! And he has hair! Where is the tag along Suzi porn chick? Isn’t there a camera accessory with this?”

Ya know…if kids confuse Sean Michaels with the Shawn Michaels action WWE figure…I think it may be more a case of whacked parents than trademark infringement.

Course Sean could probably offer to sell his name and pocket a pretty good amount of cash. They will want to do this quietly, so as not to draw attention.

Sean Michaels ship may have come in and it’s called the SS Shawn.

And what about the Mike South action figure? Isn’t that long overdue?

Now that’s funny…no really…I can see it now, me as an action figure right in there with Nikita Denise, Jenna, Houston and the rest if em…although in real life I did do Midori…I’m told I “discovered her” I know for sure Goddess wuld buy one…no wait she’d bug me til I sent her one for free…..sigh I couldn’t even sell one action figure..I bet the mouth would move though. And I damn well better come with a fishin pole!

From TimCase:

Hey, bro. How’s it going? I’ve been trying for several days now to come up with something for you — anything at all, just some sort of an update that you could use on your site to replace the hideous visage of Evan Seinfeld standing next to that one chick (what was her name again? You remember her, the one that Jewel De Nyle was going to thrash down in Tampa?).

Actually, bud, it’s time to get off the Tera-rizor Train and move on to some other non-story. No one cares at this point anyway, and I think Bella is setting herself up to be the industry’s new whipping girl (not that she’d mind that, of course — although she’d probably cry about it later.) Anyway, I’m not sure what the problem is, but I can’t think of a thing to write. I’m totally blocked. Maybe it was because I still can’t get over you calling me the Charles Bukowski of porn”…you should be strung up by your toenails for that one, dude. Charlie is God to us counterculture writer-type folk, along with old Bill Burroughs and HST. Maybe I’m still upset over the total collapse of the Raider’s offensive line this past sunday…or perhaps it’s the pending lawsuit from Richard Gere over that beaver thing a few months ago…maybe it’s the onset of male menopause…or maybe I’m still tired from Expo, where I finally got to meet the two sexiest publicists in the business (next to Calli and Harry, of course): Carly “Wait a minute — I’m on the cell phone with my cats” Milne and Adella “Got a little Captain in ya?” O’ Neal…hell, I don’t know. I’m still upset with Jimmy D. for stealing that last crab cake out from under my nose at the Rio seafood buffet.

Felicia Fox, my better half, is doing very well, of course. She had a blast at expo and was getting attention from everyone over how hot she’s looking these days, so that made her feel good. She did end up shooting a BJ scene there in vegas with Dave Cummings for “Knee Pad Nymphos #6″, and I
think working with Dave may have affected her a bit. I caught her the other day skulking around the Cracker Barrel, lasciviously eyeing a 61-year-old
grandfather with false teeth and a truss. (That’s a joke, actually — Dave Cummings is just about the goddamn nicest guy in porn and was really cool to
work with. Hell, if he’d been any nicer I’d have blown him myself.) (Don’t print that).

Anyway, there are all sorts of developments I could be writing to you about, if I had the inclination ($). The Sean Michaels/Shawn Michaels thing, which is a joke. I knew there was a reason I never could stand wrestling, and now I know what it is. Felicia and Tiffany and I went straight from expo to a
feature show at Goldclub Centerfold’s in Sacramento. That was a blast…seems Brianna Banks has a problem with Jewel De Nyle, as she and Bobby defaced all the promo that Jewel had hanging in the feature dressing room. This earned Brianna the ire of the club management, who had nothing good to say about the consistently mood-altered young lady. My money’s still on Jewel, dude.

Then from Sacramento we drove straight to Ohio and then down to Louisiana, 3500 miles and 52 hours of driving time in just under three days. You never appreciate how fucking BIG this country is until you drive across it with a porn star and her tattooed peeler buddy in tow, let me tell you. Arrived in Louisiana last week, featured for three days, broke the house record for attendance, then left…but at some point after closing time on our last night there, I distinctly remember being dressed in a skirt on a dark stage with my hair in ponytails while getting blown by two women, one of whom was the owner’s wife. All I could think of was “How did I go from the Fairborn High School Chess Club to this?” But that’s a story for another time…

Now we’re heading for Los Angeles. For good. Forever. Getting the hell out of OHIO…the outsiders are finally making the big leap and heading for
El Lay. Can you imagine? This business will be the death of me yet, I swear to god.

God I wish I had something to write to you about…

Love ya
Tim

Follow the money!:

Ya know by now that Shawn Micheals the wrestler is suing Sean Micheals the pornstar over the name…thats been reported here already NOW heres the REST of the story.

Everyone wondered what prompted this action, leave it to me to run it down. It seems that there is an action figure that is on hold because the major toy company doing the action figure doesn’t want the confusion and that’s what this is all about. The WWE and Shawn won’t get the figure and the money that goes with each sale as long as there’s a Sean Michaeals doing porn AND it’s too late for Shawn to try and change his identity and rebuild a new name. So they are trying to bully Sean into giving it up.

Remember where ya read THIS!

I talked to Star…

she was nice enough to set the record straight so here it is…

“My contract was indeed up for renegotiation between both the actress and company (JKP) in December of 2002 and I basically decided not to re-sign. Anything stated elsewhere is total falsehood. I am a business woman now…in pursuit of making my earnings, and leaving the industry for good. If people find that anymore unrespectable than staying in a business where I have to fuck people to make a living…then I must reconsider what kind of people they could possibly be. I know in the beginning it was my choice…I never throw out the fact that it was a decision completely accepted as my own responsibility. But things change, and so do people…as well as their minds change. I met someone, I am in love, and I want to start a family who will not be subject to a phase in life that I have been through.

Understand…when I say I’m treating this business like a BUSINESS that I will continue to make decisions based on MY NEEDS, as it is MY BODY, MY LIFE, and MY REPUTATION in question here…nobody elses.”

Dr X sends me this from his site Crossroads Edge:

Sherman’s Better Late Then Never Awards For ADULT Expo 2003 :

Welcome my friends to the show that NEVER ends. My name is Sherman, and I’ll be your guide thru Porn Valley and Beyond, where fantasy is Real, and reality is NOT! Press releases, Horse’s Mouths and “inside” info Spews from your mouth, onto these pages.Today, I’m NOBODY…..and tomorrow? I’ll stilll be NOBODY, but those who pass thru this space? They could become LEGENDS {in their own minds of course and perhaps yours as well…)

For those of you still around, PLEASE remember this: The following information is unleashed for entertainment purposes only, any attempt of Journalistic integrity is strictly accidental, open minded {if not always popular} opinions intentional. Some entertainment unleashed here may not be for the feeble hearted, {but it comes from the heart. For you College Graduates, please accept my sincere apologies now if I occasionally mispelle a word here or their, forget to properly phrase something, {my high school principal was amazed to be handing me a diploma}. }. For the True Warriors of the Wastelands out there, yes, we’re hypocrites, no, we mean no disrespect to any specific form of human {or otherwise} existence, but pride ourselves on being equal opportunity offenders.

This information was collected and created strictly by humans, mistakes are inevitable, and can be corrected, but please remember what mama always said: “Sticks and Stones may Break My Bones, but Words Can never harm me¦…

And finally, please, always, always, remember this:
That while this may be called the “Adult” Entertainment Industry, most of the people involved, act nothing like adults, and YES, some people really are that stupid, {they hired me didn’t they?}. Shall we begin?
Sherman’s Better Late Then Never Awards For ADULT Expo 2003 :

“Snow White and the Seven Dwarf’s” Award goes to
{according to the “2003 AVN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT EXPO
EXHIBITOR BOOTH ANNOUNCEMENTS AND TALENT APPEARANCES”
List, given to journalist’s in the press room} states that Vivid Video, booth 7004 has
Jenna and the Vivid Girls. If you think that wasn’t tacky enough, perhaps the 2 Body Guards lurching over Jenna was. One journalist was reportedly told to back off because she was getting too close to Jenna, what was she going to do? Take her picture, promote her? Hey, at the very least, it had everyone in stitches laughing. Perhaps, next year, she can part the Red Sea?

When does VIP really mean nothing? goes to:
All of the so called celebrities in town for something else and tried to crash the AVN awards, and were sent packing, oops!!!!!!!
“Casper the Friendly Ghost invites you to Party” award goes to:

Jill Kelly Productions for it’s proposed party at the Ghost Bar at the Palms Hotel,
Where Jill Kelly Productions was staying. Seeing as no one from Jill Kelly Productions, Least of all their so called “publicist” Jason Seacrest has ever really explained why so many so many people {including performers} got jerked around, and why there was NO one ready to take the blame for this mess, you gotta wonder. Here are a couple of the stories going around:
Seems someone representing JKP booked this gig at the Ghost Bar, apparently expecting A small group of people. When the guest list passed 300, they moved the party to a suite, At that point, apparently, the guest list was revised, who decided which performers, directors, distributors, retailers and let’s not forgot us whining journalist’s who were Removed {and why} we’ll never know. Sources tell us Jill Kelly herself actually called some people to tell them of the change, who she chose to call and why, we’ll never know. My guess is that she only had certain numbers, fair enough. But wouldn’t a capable publicist at the very least have a list of contact numbers for his media people? Someone, {we’re assuming it was Jason}, handed the guest list to Jeff, the able minded in house security down stairs and told him to deal with it.
Jeff did his job, a lot of people got jerked around, paid 20 bucks to ride an elevator to the Ghost bar where there was no one. And left. Where was Jason? {who assured people, they were on the list, and that he would be taking care of it personally,} is anyone’s guess. Would it surprise anyone if I told you the list was checked independently and some of those he looked in the eye and said were on this list were NOT?
To be fair to Jason, this was a Porno party, so let’s cut him some slack for it being screwed up. Fair enough, but it doesn’t explain why he ran and didn’t face everyone and try and explain the situation, {i.e. do his job} nor as of this being written has Jill Kelly Productions offered any type of explanation regarding the situation. Perhaps Jason’s getting a raw deal here, possible, then someone else at Jill Kelly Productions decided “fuck these people” and that, better we party with a select group of people, then handle An Unfortunate situation as a company. Regardless, what does this say about Jill Kelly Productions?
You’ll call us whiners, so be it. But at least we’re whiners with a little class, and you may privately “threaten” us by NOT allowing us to be looked in the eye,
And lied to again, do what you have to do. At least you’ll know where to find us, we won’t be hiding, and when we say we’re going to do something, it gets done, which, by Jill Kelly Productions own actions, is more then I can say for Jill Kelly Productions, whining or not……..

Ringling Brothers Best Party:
Who says chaos cannot run supreme? When you’ve got Doctors, Midgets, Awesome New babes, Free booze, Ron Jeremy and absolute insanity running wild, you’ve got yourself a party.Yes there was a guest list, yes it was being handled properly, this was the annual Top Bucks Photo Shoot Party for 2003. Held during Inner Next, Top Buck’s bash was the place to be. Be sure to check out www.topbucks.com

Our Better Late Then Never Award goes to
Aurora Snow: One of the most popular performers amongst porn journalist’s, Aurora’s spent the past couple of years churning out one awesome scene after another, With little reconignition for her efforts. XRCO was the first to award those efforts, now AVN’s up to speed. Way to go Aurora!!!!!!!!!!

The Invisible Man goes to:
Ice T, who was slated to be visible at Pleasure’s Productions Booth but I never saw. Oh well, we just had to suffer with not 1, or 2, but 3 babes in Gina Lynn, Kystal Steele And Nikki Benz instead…..

The Class Act award goes to:
Paul Fishbein, Adult Video News. Fish was being interviewed by 60 minutes and They wanted to go up on top of Elegant Angel’s booth for a portion of the interview.Paul made sure and asked for and got permission from Patrick Collins before doing so.

The Classiest Lady was…
Sharon Mitchell, who went off on a certain photographer for doing his thing, while she was trying to do hers. The next day, Mitch found the same shutter bug and apologized for screaming, no apology expected or needed, but shows total class…….
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Never Judge a Book By it’s Cover award goes to:
Dave Cummings, who was introduced to one sexy individual during the Inner-next show Only to find out that the she was really a He……..
Sad But True: Porn ’s News of the Weird award goes to:
Ron Jeremy and Butch Patrick {aka’ Eddie Munster]. After the 2 swapped glossies, they began comparing personal info, leaving Ron shocked to find out that he was older then Eddie Munster!!!!!

Best Choice for Contestants for the “Blind Date” Show:
Jodie Moore and Jack Osbourne, One of the funnier rumors around the floor was that The 2 went on a date, to where?

The Three Kings Unite again……
> YES, that was John Stagliano, John Leslie and Patrick Collins talking on the floor,
About what? Mum’s the word, but one source says Patrick wants to sell out to John
Stagliano……
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The Still Crazy After All these Years award goes to:
Christy Canyon, Victoria Paris and Selena Steele, who stopped traffic dead, simply talking. Close by, 1 current performer remarked, “who are the old broads”?

The Future’s So Bright I gotta wear shades award goes to:
Sunset Thomas, name anyone who helped Vince Neil open the AVN awards, co host another party,Was seen everywhere during the show, and still found time to do the meet and greet’s at the VCA booth? She’s got all the right people in all the right places surrounding her, And she looks AMAZING, great attitude, this should be her year……
Best Audtion for a Music Video Gig:
Tawny Roberts, who was apparently spotted in her Ozporns garb and approached about being in a music video. Those making the video want her to submit some hots
From the show in her outfit, good luck……
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Luckiest Journalist for 2003:
He wishes to remain anonymous, but his in-depth interview was said to include some stunning curves………

Most Relaxed Publicist:
Harry Weiss, dressed casually, with a good group of responsible performers signing at the Smash pictures booth, no drama and all smiles……
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Coolest Mainstream Actor spotted on the floor:
Butch Patrick, fresh off his appearance on ETV’s Star Dates, Butch was representing www.goforit.com and casually walked around got his picture taken with the babes, swapped glossies and just had fun

TOP PHOTO OPP’S:
According to an independent survey amongst the Pornarazzi’s:

1: Jessie Jane Digital Playground
2: VCA Pictures Booth, whether it was Sunset Thomas, Tawny Roberts, Chloe, Juli
Meadows, Ginger Lynn, or the Ozporns, the booth was a zoo!!!!!
3: Jessica Drake: Smash Pictures or anywhere else……
> 4: Red Light District booth all new babes for your viewing pleasure.
5: Teanna Kai Mid Night Entertainment booth
6: Sin City Booth: When you’ve got the twins, the Kerkoves and Karina,
you’ve got lots of flashes going off constantly.
7: Private Video Booth: Jodie Moore and lots, and lots, and lots of babes, what more do you want?
8:Las Vegas Novelties booth: Where else will you find Ron Jeremy, Vince Neil and a dozen or so of the biggest names in the room together at any given time?
9: Dasha/Brianna Banks: Vivid Video booth, awesome ladies, awesome job!!!!!
10: Sean Micheals booth: Always a mad house…..
11: MTV Real World House invaded by Porn stars
12: Brittany Andrews and her penis
13: Being Butch Patrick’s {aka’ Eddie Munster} personal photographer for a day

Other news:
Can someone correct me pleasezzz…
Is Gina Lynn under contract to Pleasure Productions or Club Jenna.com? Credit Club Jenna for a large part of Gina’s sudden main stream visibility and they are running her web site, so what gives?
What was all the drama with Vince Neil and his ex back stage at the AVN awards about?
How much can one expect to get for an AVN award on ebay? Keep an eye, apparently some vanished during the show. Credit AVN with a quick apology and swift Response in dealing with it….
Good News Kids…. Word has it that Mega Babee Ann Marie has spilt with
Noted director Andre Madness, and that she’s back doing boy girl, sorry for the break up,
But can’t wait to see her get some extra pepperoni.
Jewel De Nyle is rumored to be hosting the next XRCO show, does she know this?
The Twins are reportedly getting ready to do a movie with Bridgette Kerkove which promises to give new meaning to the term Double dipping…..
Which Major Porn company is said to be talking to a well established publicist after getting an ear full from it’s contract babes regarding their publicity?
What will be the next BIG craze to hit the Jizz Bizz? Will it entail hitting someone else?
Which mainstream B Queen is said to be contemplating doing porn?
Which company is said to have the best shot at securing the highly sought after “exclusive” services of Jessica Drake?

And Finally Alexander The Poet ….uuumm Chimes in:

“So You Want To Be A Male Pornstar?” by Alexander The Poet 01.25.03
If you want to get into porn,
I wish you lots and lots of good luck
Because you will not be alone,
There will be people watching you fuck
Porn is not so easy to do,
You must know how to keep your cock hard
No matter who it is you screw,
A new young starlet, or an old fart
So you think you’re Ron Jeremy?
And you believe you can cum on cue?
You think fucking is so easy?
With five cameras pointing at you?
The porn business is really tough,
Many guys want to be a porn star
There’s more to it than eating muff,
Do your research and you will go far
THE END

“Impassioned FSCers Defend Adult Rights”

The title of this article by itself amuses me. Against whom are they defending our rights? Windmills? I see them standing in front of a mirror and ranting and raving, all 5 of them.

VAN NUYS, Calif. - The first general meeting of the Free Speech Coalition for 2003 focused on cybersex issues and mainstream media’s recent coverage of the adult industry.

FSC Executive Director Bill Lyon challenged a Jan. 12 Los Angeles Times Magazinecover story, which contended lack of government regulation has resulted in epidemic levels of STDs such as chlamydia, plus several AIDs cases, among adult industry performers.

“The reason we’ve been unregulated is because we’ve done such a good job of self-regulation,” he said. He disputed statistics quoted in the article, The Porn Scene No One is Watching, and criticized media bias and concentration.

SELF REGULATION? YOu are kidding me right, now that’s funny, the reason we are facing the scrutiny that we do is because we can’t control ourselves. To call what we have done self regulation sounds a lot like Sadam Hussien saying he is disarming.

Ironically, perhaps, Lyon’s remarks were being videotaped by a mainstream camera crew, purportedly from the CBS news program 60 Minutes.

Well it looks like CBS now has a great “cut to”…Bill Lyon talks about self regulation then 60 Minutes cuts to a rapid succession of young, girls peing urinated on, assualted, brutalized, used and abused.

I see it’s business as usual at the FSC, they didn’t even mention one accomplishment…was there one?

I have it on good authority that the following is the FSC Game Plan for 2003:

1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors”.
7. Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”
8. Don’t use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream I won!”, “I won!” “3rd time this week!!!!!”
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
19. Tell your children over dinner. “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

Jill Kelly Productions Contract Girl Defends Herself in Heartfelt E-Mail to KSEXradio.com

–Wankus, KSEXradio.com

(San Fernando Valley, CA) — I was worried about her, so I sent her yet another e-mail, even though she bailed, never called, wrote or appeared for her weekly show. Monday night, she finally got in touch with me and gave me detailed reasons for disappearing and grateful, apologies.

Star E. Knight’s contract with Jill Kelly Productions (JKP), really didn’t cross paths with us over at KSEX, but in her e-mail, she speaks frankly about her contract, alleges mistreatment of talent in general by large companies in the industry and personal feelings of being taken advantage of. While some of Knight’s candor, may be presented as fact, it should be known that what you read is one side of a story. Knight also never points a finger directly at JKP, but makes it clear to offer them no apologies.

——-Original Message——-
From: Wankus
To: Star E. Knight
Subject: RE: where are you, Starrrrrrrr
Honey, I am a big supporter of yours. I begged to get you on the air, I chased you more then any talent that works for us.

For the last month, I have been very worried about you. Worried to the point that I was about to call authorities, since everyone claimed to not know where you are.

JKP blow ups have nothing to do with us. I really wish you would get in touch with me, even by email and tell me if you’re done with KSEX so we can just move on and replace your spot. We’d love to have you stay on the team, since the fans adore you, but if you don’t want the gig, please be considerate enough to tell me. I hope you’re well.

Wankus

—–Original Message—–
From: Star E. Knight
To: Wankus
Subject: RE: where are you, Starrrrrrrr
I’m very sorry for being unprofessional and upsetting you, and all of the good people at KSEX. There is no excuse for my disregard to some great peeps who really did care about me. You are right, you have nothing to do with JKP “screw-ups” and I never associated the two…however I do not feel like I can go on pretending I am someone who I am not, and I feel that I must give up my position at KSEX as co-host…though I have read that KSEX has already replaced me…and I say good for them for moving on.

Replacing co-hosts is something that KSEX has had to do quite a bit this year, and it only shows their strength and courage in this world of loss.

I have no excuses…only respect enough to do what was requested of me…return an email with a word. I have apologized for the disrespectful way I have treated some undeserving folks such as the staff at KSEX, however, I do not apologize for my decisions regarding companies, which I will refrain from mentioning, who simply mistreat and use young women for all they can weasel out of them when it is a situation that I believe the women should be control of….umm…..their bodies??? Their sexuality????

Regardless of whether or not a woman decides to give it up for an audience or viewers, a woman still has the right to do so in certain degrees. And when big companies pressure and threaten…the game suddenly becomes unfair.

Well, I am proud to say that I am not among the girls who grin and bear this game any longer. I am taking control of my own life. JKP can go and make whatever money they can milk out of the movies I’ve helped them to create, but they can no longer stand in my way to grasping what I truly want out of life. I’m sure there a lot of “I told you so’s” and clickings of tongue in the industry among the people who gave me great advice that I chose not to take. I can clearly say I have made a mistake; however, I have no regrets as I learn from every mistake I ever make. I tell those people…let me live my own life…make my own mistakes…I prefer it that way.

Power to JKP…they are a feature company who has great potential in this industry…so long as THEY can keep THEIR act together and remember that keeping their girls happy is what will make them the best company and the most profits. I say in closing…I apologize to those with good souls who I have disrespected in this time of figuring myself out. I do NOT however, apologize to Jill Kelly Productions. I owe them nothing…I waited until my contract was up for renegotiation, and I decided not to re-sign.

Sincerely, Star E. Knight

The management at KSEXradio.com would like to wish Star all the best in her future endevours, and would like to extend an open invitation to return to service, should she so desire.
Now if anyone knows the scoop on Shyla…that’s one I wanna hear!

The Charlie Brown lookin dude with the tats is Evan Seinfeld the chick used to be a pornchick I think.The Pics are from Internext/Adult Expo

I hear these are outselling the Tera Patrick artificial vagina!

Click here for all the Pictures Compliments of Dr X at Crossroads Edge

Ahhh A Clean page to start updating:

What do you reckon will be here 30 days from now?

As much as it pains me to say nice things about Mike South, and believe me it does, I have to say something now. A bit of background first. I emailed a friend about a mutual acquaintance who wanted to interview a porn chick. (Are you with me so far?) He had as big a crush on this chick as I have had on all the guys in my life I think, so when I heard that she was going to allow him interview her–even if it was just an email interview–I was really happy for him. This was quite some time ago, and it came to mind yesterday morning. So I asked my friend if this guy was still in touch with the actress now that the interview was over, and he said that not only was he not in touch with her, but she never even answered his interview questions. To put it simply, this blows.

When I emailed Mike lo so many, many years ago, I honestly did not expect an answer. And if I did get an answer I figured it would be some lame “join my fan club/site” sort of form letter. But it wasn’t. He took the time to answer my questions and comments. The point is this probably took him about 5 minutes total, but the impression it made on me was much more lasting.

Several years ago, I wrote a fan letter to John Leslie, again, never expecting to get a response. A year went by, and one day I answered the telephone and guess who it was? John Leslie. I was absolutely stunned, but right then and there, he had a fan for life. Again, it only took him a few moments, but the fact that he was willing to do so told me so much about his character.

Just like I will always remember in a positive way what these two guys did, I’m sure this mutual acquaintance will remember Miz Ireland’s actions in a negative way. If you are in a business where your livelihood depends upon others, be it singer, actor, writer, stripper, whatever, you owe those people a moment of your time when possible, be it by way of an autograph, an email or a picture. Fricking them off and thumbing your nose at them is not the way to go about showing your fans how much you appreciate their support–be it emotional or monetary. While you may not remember them, I can guarantee they will remember you. How they remember you is totally up to you.

I honestly feel that when you are in a business where your livlihood depends on fans spending their money to see you dance and buy your videos, you need to treat these people with the respect that you yourself want to be shown. People who are too damn busy to take a few minutes to answer a letter or sign an autograph or have their pic taken

I posted this for a reason other than the fact that it praises me. Honest I did! All to often people in this business begin to think that they are more important than the “fans”.

To the people in this business….Allow me to remind you of something, you are not doing anything great for the world, you fuck for a living. That in and of itself is nothing to be overtly proud or ashamed of. This guy who is asking for your autograph, your picture or just a smile from you is paying your bills and you damn well best not forget that.

I have said it before and I will say it again, I am uncomfortable with the idea that I have fans, I don’t like to think of my readers, my members and my customers as “fans” because that implies that I am more worthy to them than they are to me and that is not how I feel.

When you tell me you are a fan of my videos or of my site or of my writing I really do appreciate that but just as was the case with Goddess you are a potential friend. I much prefer having daily readers and viewers to having fans and if I have not said it enough I want to make it very, very clear again.

I am here because of you, you are not here because of me. I owe what I am and what I do to the fact that you support me. Never, ever let anyone who performs for you forget that fact, whether it is in a stadium, a concert hall, on your televison or on a big screen.

It is a priviledge to do what I am doing and I appreciate the time that you allow me to spend on your monitor or television set. It allows me to do this and that makes me very happy.

Thank You!

There’s been a lot of speculation about what’s going on at Metro. The following is a statement from contract director Mike Quasar on his position with the company:

A brief note regarding the rampant speculation of my status at Metro: It seems that the luxury of a weekly check for my services is one that I no longer enjoy.

P.S. Don’t cry for me Argentina. I have many irons in the fire.

From what I am hearing all the people that Metro let go were terminated without even one days severance. I’m sure quasarman will land on his feet…