March 31st, 2003

Island Fever 2 Trailer:

To See it for yourself click Here

I just saw the trailer for Island Fever 2, Tera’s last footage shot for Digital Playground. The trailer shows Tera, Devon and Stormy Waters lushly shot in rich locations, or is it richly shot in lush locations…or maybe its lushes shot in rich locations…anyhow its actually pretty slick and if the sex is as well shot as the stuff in the trailer it should be good. Unlike the No Limits teaser this trailer actually indicates that there is sex in the video, though no suggestion of a story is indicated. I do want to tip my hat to Sydney who cut that trailer…nice job man. And to Joone who did the principle photography…from what I can tell from the trailer the videography is light years ahead of what y’all did in “Rush” congrats, looks like ya got it right!

There is something of note in this trailer, it indicates that it stars Stormy Waters and she does in fact do boy/girl with Barret Blade. This was shot last summer and that would make this Stormy’s first boy/girl. Interesting. So why didn’t DP sign this girl ? She is stunning….way prettier than Tera and she had no product on the market. I know that Stormy was offered a contract by Jill Kelly and flatly refused it, a wise move IMHO. She also shot at least one other boy/girl scene for Robby D and Digital Playground as well. Did she also refuse DP or did DP refuse Stormy? Stormy, I’d love to talk to you, if you read this E-Me.

This is Probably Tera’s last release, or last new footage and word is that it was shot during her courtship with Evan and that he didn’t know about it. It may stir up a stink in the Seinfeld household but does anyone else really care?

Barret Blade and Stormy Waters
Is it just me or does barret look like Olive Oyl in those ridiculous boots?

March 31st, 2003

Like Marrying a Hooker, the new has worn off:

Carly’s site, pornblo gets updated less and less these days…Me Quaz and JimmyD all tried to tell her but she just HAD to do it….Now she updates once or twice a week and its usually very short…something like why are porners idiots….well duh…

Meanwhile LukeFord is scratching all over creation for a good porn story, I sense if he looked in his own back yard he’d find a real good one….

Mary Careys Tits seem to have gotten way more play than they deserve real or not….But it is a statement on the state of porn news lately…seems everyone is trying hard to stay OUT of the news cept Mark Kulkis and Mary Carey

March 29th, 2003

Aaron Makes Some Suggestions For My New Contract Guy Tim Cae:

Now that Tim’s officially on the roster, I suggested that he hold out for the following perks:

1. Remove all brown M&M’s from candy bowl (VAN HALEN)
2. Ear, nose and throat doctor available 24/7 (Ozzy)
3. Donuts, danishes and low-fat margarine within reach at all times (MARIAH)
4. 100% white dressing room to promote relaxation (JENNIFER LOPEZ)
5. Personal food inspector to check all food for hair before it is served (P. Diddy)
6. Ample supply of Cool Ranch Doritos, Cap’n Crunch and flavored instant coffee (BRITNEY SPEARS)
7. Plenty of generic brand white bread, peanut butter and jelly (BACKSTREET BOYS)
8. Fully stocked bar, a shrimp platter and cherry life savers (FRANK SINATRA)
9. Ban fluorescent light sticks (KID ROCK)
10. Porta-potty nearby at all times (ROLLING STONES)
11. Health food and Flintstones chewable vitamins (CHRISTINA AGUILERA)

Tim’s only demand is a chair so that the love of his life, the lovely and talented Felicia Fox, can sit and watch while he defiles Debbie Leigh. Paybacks dontcha know.

March 28th, 2003

The Coolest thing about doing this Site:

03/28/2003

OK I ain’t got words for this un…LABIA…LOL

The Coolest thing about doing this Site:

Is that almost everyday I find out that someone I never would have expected is a “huge fan”. Last night I called a friend of mine on her cell phone and she hands the phone to her girlfriend (a very well known model) that she is out partying with, the girlfriend gets on the phone and just goes on and on about how she loves my site….hell I’m the one that shoulda been star struck! Thanks …you know who you are…you made my day!

Now send me those pictures ya promised me :)

To everyone who reads my ramblings here I just wanna say thanks….Some of you I know about most of you I don’t but my buddies Tim and Fifi are quick to tell me that wherever they go people say oh ya I know you, I read about you on mikesouth.com .

Thanks Y’all!

WWE backing down:

Well I broke the story so I should bring you the latest, it appears that lawyers for the WWE and Shawn Michaels have quietly decided not to pursue Sean Michaels on trademark grounds. It isn’t exactly over yet but my sources say its pretty close.

No Joke:

I really did sign Tim Case to South River Video….the boy can actually act….who’da thunk it…..there is one rule that Tim must abide by though, he may NEVER, EVER sell his sperm on the internet…I mean how GAY IS THAT!

Tera and Evan:

I have new info but I am sworn to secrecy till it breaks elsewhere…just damn….You will read it here as soon as I can tell ya though.

Stoner Signs a big Target for Thieves:

Pat Stoner is running for city alderman and his campaign signs are popular with the ummm….well…the pot heads. Stoner estimates that 40 of his 150 red, white and blue campaign signs have disappeared since last month. His Stoners were goners in the 1997 election, too, the last time he put up signs.

I remember a guy used to run for elected offices here in Georgia years and years ago named J B Stoner. I don’t think he ever had that problem. Those of you who know who J B was will prolly get a snicker…the rest of you, don’t sweat it, you ain’t missed nuthin.

Speaking of Local Politics:

If a Georgia lawmaker has his way it will be illegal in this state for any restaraunt thet serves Iced Tea (thats all of them) , NOT to offer sweetened tea. Now I am a big fan of sweet tea and yes I like it presweetened when I get it when dining out BUT, don’t these fucking imbeciles have better things to do in the state legislature?

March 27th, 2003

Anon Writes about Mary Carey’s Tits:

“I got to feel and inspect them a few nights ago, they are definately fake, the implants are obviously over the muscle and most likely inserted through the navel. As for Scott Fayner…well he has the journalistic integrity of a streetwalker.”

Hell I know they are fake, I got letters from guys that knew her “when”…

Vanity Fare Chimes in too:

On pages 392 and 393 of the Current Vanity Fair they declare Taylor Hayes with the slug line “the best real boobs in the business”…Ummm HELLO those ain’t real…

What Next…Wendy Whoppers gonna try to pass hers off as real?

March 26th, 2003

Of everything I have ever written about this asphixiation thing now holds the record for the most responses.

Of everything I have ever written about this asphixiation thing now holds the record for the most responses. I appreciate everyone who took the time to email me on this issue. It is important to us all. I don’t think that Mark Davis or Greg Alves meant anyone any harm, they were just ignorant of the facts. That’s OK They aren’t any longer and from what I understand Zero Tolerance will now have a Zero Tolerance policy towards choking scenes. Score one for the good guys. Interestingly enough nobody but LT seemed to feel strongly about the ass to mouth and bumfuck thing. That one is gonna bite us, no way around that, too many people seem to think it’s OK. Lets see how Dion and Greg Alves feel about that one when they have to sit in front of a jury and explain how the girl consented to get that staph infection…

From LT:

On the choking (and the whole laundry list)…right on Mike!. These people are misogynists pure and simple, there’s no other word for it. And if you or I did anything on that list, we’d be doing time for it…so long as it wasn’t in L.A. and we weren’t in the “adult industry”. Soon they will kill some girl, but I’m sure they’ll just dump the body somewhere and point out she was drugging and hooking. They’ve already got a cover for anything…and the cops help.

It’s time for the protectors in the LAPD and the L.A. politicos to fall with them.

Without their help, it never would have gotten to this point. They’re back to their passing the buck with the state and locals. Same as it ever was.

First it was anal…then DPs, then DAPs, then A2M, then puking…

And I have to get a word in on my favorite subject, the breast implants, because even though no one wants to acknowledge it - a lot of that was handled and came about in the same way. It’s part of the whole thing.

Kind of a modified version of “and then they came for me” isn’t it?

The amazing thing is these assholes could easily find girls willing to do all of these things…but then where would the fun be for them in that?

Again, if you, I, any of your other readers would do some of these things…our asses would be in prison so quick our heads would spin.

Why is it different if it’s “porn”?

Take care,
LT

And From Mark Kernes:

I hate to throw pragmatism into the discussion, but in reading about this asphyxiation thing, I couldn’t help but remember something one of the First Amendment attorneys said to me, which was, “When you’re making a movie, one of the things that should be uppermost in your mind is, ‘How will I feel, sitting in the defendant’s chair, as this is played for a jury, and how will this look to that jury?’” Because, given the current governmental attitude toward this industry, that’s where such a moviemaker is likely to wind up.

Kernes

Who’d a think it, me, Mark Kernes and LT ALL agree on something…

And From Pornoboy:

Mike,

Excuse me for being a fan boy jumping into a conversation between “professionals”, but did anyone bother to watch the scene that Mark Davis had with Boo? She DOES NOT lose consciousness during this scene…not once, not even for a second! And while I don’t condone the idea of even “pretend” choking in an adult film, let’s make it perfectly clear that what happened in this Zero Tollerance movie isn’t anything different from what we’ve seen in dozens of gonzo titles on the market, from other companies and other male talent.

It really sounds to me like someone has it out for either Greg Alves or Mark Davis, although Alves really brought it on himself if he indeed claim that Boo lost consciousness in her scene, which she clearly does not.

While I agree that this is a dangerous practice that should be stopped, let’s keep the facts straight and also admit that Mark Davis isn’t the only performer and Zero Tollerance isn’t the only company showing this kind of stuff in their movies.

What you saw was the “edited version” which does not contain said footage. But you are free to jump into any confab here…I encourage participation and you are likely not the only one to notice this.

 

And a followup:

Mr South,
Let me first say that I am woman enough, as is Carly, to apologize for coming off so insensitive when it came to the “choke” rant. I was relaxing by my pool and had time to think about how emotional a reaction I gave (bad day a work, someone stole my pager). But I do still stand firm on my initial conviction of the notion of how wrong it is and worse what the outcome could be for others when it goes wrong. As for any disrespect for Mark/Zero Tolerance, as my words just got away from me, I am sorry. I am sure that there are some that saw me as a bitch/cunt/whore for
speaking what I felt at the time, but hey, I get that everyday in my job, Dont worry I have thick skin. There is just so much stupid shit going on (not just this incident) and no one seems to have control over certain acts or protecting those being abused. I am not a porn hater, nor do I judge someone for what they view… it is just the idea of fans “re-inacting” stuff they see. I am very secure in my sexuality, and have had plenty of encounters with men, who do view porn. If I decide to do whatever (anal etc..) just as long as we communicate on what we are comfortable
with. The incident in HS has not effected my sex life at all, as I have over come many other adversities bigger than that in my adult life, building a much stronger person.

I don’t think you really owe anyone an apology, the only way to get porners attention sometimes is to “slap em upside the head” we have done that and from what I hear Zero Tolerance is no longer very proud of this scene and any such future scenes won’t happen.

Still More:

Dear Mike,

I am from the science industry and questions of ethics often arise. People will usually put a lot of thought into the ethics of studies when required. However, it is mostly self-regulation where the critiquing is strictly in-house. They will think long and hard about things and as a result they think they come up with the right answers. The problem with this is that there is no alternative perspective and they often miss the big picture, which is easier to see from the outside looking in. So, they have the best intentions but do not always come up with the correct answer. You must be aware, though, that even external regulation requires that the reviewers are familiar with the risks. Quite often, the reviewers are just bureaucrats, which, in science, can be a problem in itself but this is not what I should be talking about …

Using the stated approach of Marc Davis, where he tells the girls to let him know if they are not comfortable, as indirect evidence, I wager that he thinks he has acted responsibly. However, what is missing here is a big picture perspective. As in, regardless of how careful I am or think I am and regardless of what the girl is into, can tolerate or wants to experience, am I acting responsibly in regards to her safety? What are the risks involved? It doesn’t matter if it is consensual. This is no defence in a court of law against a manslaughter charge. Cases where someone dies from choke-fucking seem to pop-up periodically. All this risk for a few minutes of pleasure or to make a bloody porn film. Why bother?

Choke fucking cannot be good for you. I mean, look at Tera Patrick. Too bad such a fucked up brain went into that body. I’m sure the choke fucking hasn’t helped matters, either.

Regards,

Brendan.

Right you are….and for once porners may actually be taking note.

“Porn Content Providers” by Alexander The Poet 03.25.03

Inspired by porn content providers that provide numerous repetitive internet porn genres that seem to always involve some freakin’ bus or van…

The porn on the net,
Has gotten too stale
And I am upset,
Let me tell my tale

It’s about some guys,
That provide content
For websites to buy,
And to us, present

But I can’t wack off,
To the same old crap
Enough is enough,
These guys need, bitchslap

Quit it with the bus,
Quit it with the van
You guys make me cuss,
I’m a pissed off man

I want something new,
Something different
Someone get a clue,
Provide new content!

THE END

Hell all they gotta do is sign up here…no bus, no van, no stupidity, just hot sex.

March 25th, 2003

And a touch of Humor from Esaderman: (Very UN P C…You have been warned):

Top Ten Reasons For BumFuck

10. That was no bum. That was JimmyD.
09. Michael Raven laughingly cries out, “Honey, the line reads ‘Chew the GUM’.
08. David Aaron Clark was originally booked for the scene at which point the female talent barked out … “David Aaron Clark? I’d rather fuck a homeless guy!”
07. A relieved Sharon Mitchell announces that the girl in question contracted nothing new. Unfortunately, chlamydia, herpes, syphilis, and gonnorhea are now spreading rapidly in the homeless community.
06. Bum overheard sobbing, “I feel like a whore”.
05. Producers couldn’t afford $75 … to book Hamilton Steele.
04. At least it wasn’t one of those “tested” girls all the male pornstars are fucking in Budapest.
03. Bum’s asshole? Female talent thought it was craft table at normal porno shoot.
02. A horrified Dion Giarusso from Red Light overheard screaming: “A bum? We need two bums for double anal!”
01. That was no bum. That was a hobo. Coming soon to www.hobofuck.com.

Feedback on The choking thing:

First, From Carly Milne:

I openly admit I did not have all the facts when I responded to your original post last night, and admittedly, I feel rather foolish having shot my mouth off thinking I was well informed. Clearly I wasn’t. Thank you to everone who has e-mailed me with information that I didn’t have before

Dear Mike,
I have to agree with you 110 fucking percent that the insane dumbass, M Davis, has crossed the line in the new release for Zero Tolerance. What kind of drugs are these stupid mother fuckers on?? Did he continue to fuck her while passed out or did he just admire the dying look on Boo’s face. Get with the program people, the porn industry faces enough problems, without having to answer to the autorities about a god damn snuff film. They claim he is one of the top, but I think they are all sadly mistaken, as he is on the bottom of a deep valley with no way of ever climbing
back to the top. No wonder he hired a PR person to help him explain his stupidity!! Do you really think Carly would agree to this behavior if it wasn’t one of her clients? HELL NO. This behavior is totally fucking wrong, and there will be much hell to pay later when murder charges are pressed, when it all goes bad one day on a shoot. Just wait till some stupid mother fucker tries this shit on his partner, and oops, I fucking killed her, but I saw it in a movie. I can speak from experience, as in high school, I went out with a sweet guy, but then the night turned into total hell, when he tried shit he saw on porn. I am now 35 yrs old and can hold my own!!I dont view porn, but do read your site as well as others just to keep tabs on the industry and gossip. I have a friend in the business, and am afraid for her safety when it comes to assholes like Davis and others like him!! Maybe drug testing should be manditory, along with Aids/STDs.. atleast the people on the set would have a clear head when making
decisions when it comes to their life, as in this case. I agree with you, and have your back to stop this insane fucking shit, before someone dies!! Urge all your fellow pornographers to do the same!! Maybe someone should hold Davis down while fucking him in the ass with a dildo (which he probably already does) and choke the living shit out of him to his last breath. Maybe then what few brain cells that are functioning will help him make better choices in life. Time for his fucking retirement, DEMAND IT and put a stop to all of this now. Losers like him and others should not be allowed in the business!!

Dear Mike,
Like you, I’m quite worried about choking - as I, too, know about how easy it is to compress the carotid artery - I suspect that most porn actors don’t even know there is such an artery - much less what it does. What porn needs is a pro wrestler to teach how to apply a fake choke hold…
But the real problem with even choking is that some idiot is going to do it with his s/o because he saw it on a film - much as kids do backyard wrestling stunts they sew on TV - hitting each other on the head with steel chairs, etc.
Yours,
Dick

Psssst, Mike, it’s Jay, in the art dept, are you there?: Just to let you know, regarding Mark Davis, and Zero Tolerance, it’s not like anyone reads my column, but two people died last year from that “consentual” activity, and charges have been filled and you can quote me on that.

So far only Carly has actually defended this practice and she recanted. I would like to point out that Mark Davis may indeed be ignorant of the facts here, I bet prior to my post he couldn’t have found the Carotid Artery with “The Circulatory System For Dummies” That of course, will not exonerate him in a manslaughter trial.

 

March 24th, 2003

I have Jury Duty Today so my updates will be done this afternoon:

But…Before I go I can’t help but comment on something, 2 things actually, and they are related. The first is a video put out by Zero Tolerance in which Mark Davis strangles a girl to the point that she loses consciousness. The was proudly confirmed as fact by Greg Alves, Owner of Zero Tolerance and likely a future accessory to murder.

You see this whole asphixiation thing is just asking for trouble. BIG trouble. When you grab someone by the throat one of two things happens. Either they can’t breathe, cutting off the supply of oxygen to the brain, or you compress the carotid artery, cutting off the supply of blood to the brain, or both. Either way the brain is deprived of oxygen and will eventually try to save itself by shutting down all but the most vital functions causing the victim to lose conciousness. In the case of the Carotid Artery this can happen VERY fast. By the time this happens damage has already been done to the brain, it can be severe and it can and does result in death. If you wish to be the first company to make a real snuff film, then continue this practice.

The second has caused quite a stink (pardon the pun) in the biz. It seems some guy doing a website is hiring porn chicks to take part in a reality site, they are then driven around to pick up bums and are encouraged to do some really sick shit like lick the bums asshole.

Yes I abhor this kind of thing BUT…

Can someone please tell me how this differs from the current craze of ass to mouth? Is there some level of socio-economic stature that makes the ingestion of feces acceptable? That’s what it is people, no matter whose ass it comes from…and there are people doing dirty ass to mouth in this biz….is the homeless guy any different from rocco’s shit stained dick really? Or jules jordans?

Will someone please tell me where this ends?

At what point will we in this business stand up and say “This is unacceptable. PERIOD” At what point will we say no amount of money is worth what we are doing to our fellow performers?

Is it ramming a girl in the mouth with your cock until she cries and pukes? Nope…done that

Is it physically assualting a girl until she bruises and breaks down and cries? Nope, dont that.

Maybe it is shoving a shit stained cock into a girls mouth?…nope done that.

Choking a girl until her brain shuts down her body? Nope done that..

about the only thing left is to actually murder her….and I fear its coming sooner rather than later.

Are you mad? I am. Ashamed of this biz? I am. Going to do anything about it? I am going to try….who is with me?

Carly Milne Responds:

Regarding the Mark Davis comment, I completely understand and respect where you’re coming from. But I believe that there is a big difference between strangulation and what Davis did in that title. When Davis works with a girl and the issue of choking is brought up, he tells them every step of the way that if they’re uncomfortable, he will stop. He has stopped in the past. And for some, like Boo, he has continued. But he doesn’t stand their and cut off their breath for minutes upon minutes to the point where brain damage can be suffered… and this is where I believe there is a division. There is a big difference between a three-second choke, and a choke to the point where there is a completely insane risk. Davis is very careful not to cross this line. Bear in mind that I’m not saying that this is something everyone everywhere should do. Just that these people choose to do it — and by that I mean Davis and his participants — and they’re careful about it.

I love ya Carly BUT… when Boo lost concsiousness he was only seconds from killing her if it happened that quickly as you say he had obstructed the main artery to her brain she could have gone comatose, she may even suffer future damage that she doesnt yet know about, it is no different from the small strokes that cause brain damage that is lasting. There is no way…I repeat no way to safely choke someone. Using this logic if Ted Bundy had gotten permission from his victims to kill them he wouldn’t have been guilty of killing them….

March 23rd, 2003

Neal IDs the young pilot:

His name was Chris Smisson. He was a member of my IAC (International Aerobatics Club) Chapter. A VERY experienced pilot. I’ve seen his bit with that jet-powered truck before. Consensus is that it had to be a mechanical failure of the flight controls of the airplane.

Sad.

Neal.

Indeed it is sad, my heart goes out to the family and friends of Mr. Smisson. Thanks Neal!

March 22nd, 2003

I Get a Rare Treat Today:

Breaking:

There was a plane crash at the Air Show at Tyndall AFB today, just before the Thunderbirds were set to perform. A pilot flying a soviet made turbo prop was flying a demonstration alongside a rocket powered pickup truck. The soviet made plane crashed on the grass beside the runway as it came down low to “race ” the rocket powered car. I do not want to speculate on the fate of the pilot because I don’t know for sure. What I do know is that I never saw anyone remove the body from the cockpit and the cockpit was covered with a tarp. Yes I have photos and yes they will be up as I get them processed later tonight.

Dave Cummings Adds:

Dave emailed me about ten times letting me know that he did not write the rant below, he just sent it to me, it makes no difference who wrote it, it’s accurate, it’s good and Dave is still a great American.

Richard Agrees:

Mike,

I have to say that the essay by Dave Cummings should be printed in all the newspapers across the US. What a well written, researched and informative piece.

Since celebrities are getting a lot of airtime lately, the adult industry should see about booking Dave on some talk shows, such as Bill Maher’s show on HBO. I would love seeing 60 something Dave not only eviscerate Maher and his left wing group, but can you imagine the look on Bill’s face when he realizes not only is Dave smarter and more brave than he is….Dave gets more pussy.

And I damn sure would tune in to see Dave vs Martin Sheen in a debate.

 

Thank you Dave for your service to the country and your selfless contribution to making America a great place to live.

 

On a side note…I was shooting at Ft Rucker a few weeks ago for Discovery…and one of the helo instructors said “to bad the host of this show isn’t Jenna Jameson”…

I Get a Rare Treat Today:

I am down in Mexico Beach, Florida. If you know thw Geography here then you know that Mexico Beach butts up against Tyndall Air Force Base. Tomorrow and Sunday The Thunderbirds Precision Flight Team will be flying here in a public demonstration tomorrow…I can’t wait. I intend to take photos, and given the war in Iraq it should be quite an experience. Photos in the next update.