Thats Me and Steve we caught the 80 lb Class Cobia…I reeled it in and Steve Gaffed it…it was his first time ever gaffing a fish but he did it like a pro….got it in the soft area underneath and close to the head and immediately lifted the head out of the water, it took us both to pull the fish into the boat. A fish this big brought into the boat before he is completely played out can break bones easily. I fought him for almost 45 minutes on a Spinning Reel with 30 pound test line. That we landed him is a tribute to both of our work, knowledge and co-operation. I appreciate Steve’s reassurance as I fought him and his excellent job of getting him in the boat at the end it all came down to him.

Can ya tell I’m happy? Yes I smelled like fish

As a frame of reference that filet table is 6 feet long. Yes I cut him up and yes we ate some of him raw and yes the rest in in our freezers.

Cobia is considered by most as one of the top 3 table fares that swims.

Now is this the perfect site or what? porn, pretty girls and fishing….I SHOULD be rich….

Sex Toys Illegal in Alabama, Ignorance, obviously still very legal:

MONTGOMERY, Ala. - Sex toys are still against the law in Alabama, at least as far as the Alabama Legislature is concerned.

The Alabama House voted against a bill Tuesday that would have removed a ban on sexual devices, such as vibrators, from the state’s obscenity law. The ban on sexual devices was added at the last minute when the obscenity law passed the Legislature in 1998.

So the government of Alabama believes that it is within the proper function of government to arrest and jail you for using a vibrator on yourself in the privacy of your own home…I wonder if this means washing machines are illegal in Alabama….

Mary Cary to Quit Porn?:

Rumors have it that Mary Cary is now back with her ex and is going to quit porn right in the middle of her contract with Kick Ass Pictures. Cary was living with Andre Madness. Im sure Mark Kulkis will set me straight.

Self proclaim misogynist and lump of human debris Jim Goad is now writing for setgo.com.

“His victim, Sky Ryan, was beaten up badly. At 5:45 am on May 29, Goad left Ryan on Northwest Skyline Boulevard with her left eye bleeding and swollen shut, facial fractures and a serious bite to her thumb. She says she received 26 stitches to her face and her eye bled for three days.”

That’s from the account of his most recent conviction for which he has just finished serving 3 years behind bars.

Goad is the author of The Redneck Manifesto, a 1997 book published by Simon & Schuster that presses all sorts of buttons about race and class. More important, he first gained national attention with his ‘zine Answer Me!, which explores the darker side of life. The notorious “rape issue,” for example, describes, among other things, how women secretly enjoy being sexually assaulted. Goad also made a spoken-word recording titled “Let’s Hear It for Violence Toward Women.”

Is it a surprise to anyone that this fuckup would end up in porn at some point? And isn’t now just about the perfect time? Why he will fit right in, and should he decide to make movies He will probably be hailed as some sort of artistic genius. Goad is currently writing for setgo.com, the same people that hired the real Luke Ford.

I’m sure he will make many friends there in porn valley, guys like Kahn Tusion and others, and all they while they place the rest of us at further risk, but will we shun them? Hell no Porn Vally currently thinks that overt violence towards women is “tres chic”.

Are we ever gonna learn?

This isn’t even half of what we caught!

First Mate Danny displays a “Smoker King”

Captain South with a good snapper and a king mackeral

And again with 2 good red snapper.

Yep today was a good day, even though we couldn’t get live bait we managed to catch our limits with “Cut Bait”

Tornados and water spouts this morning….I would’t go offshore on anything smaller than the QEII. Looks like its gonna be Sunday before we get out…

Nothing Seems to be happening in porn:

Nothing is happening here, damn I don’t know what to write about. Y’all help me out here…email me some good scoop. hell make it up if ya have to…

No Fishing today but a Funny Story:

We couldn’t get offshore today due to bad weather a high seas, tomorrow looks like it might be a good day though. Instead we did some work here at the fish camp….our house in Mexico Beach. We went to the local Walmart in Panama City, it’s one of the big super Walmarts. I had to pee so I went to the restroom…while in there my buddies had Walmart page me to go to the front of the store…Twice the lady says “Mike Bukkake meet your party at aisle 13″ I cracked up…

Theres a Cobia Tournament here tomorrow and Saturday, we may enter it or we may just go after snapper…rest assured I will post pictures of whatever we catch….hey theres more than one kind of “snapper” in the world….

That’s right … a big goose egg. We headed out offshore this afternoon and after we got about a mile out we hailed the Coast Guard for a radio check….silence…meaning we had a problem with the VHF “Ship to Shore” Radio. So we satyed on the close by inshore wrecks. We went out about 3 miles to a sunken tug boat called “The Kaiser” It’s in about 50 feet of water. Soon as we go a free line out we got a hit, a big Cobia….It tangled in the anchor line and broke free. The rest of the day was similar we had 10 hookups in all and did not get a single fish to the boat. We lost a BIG Grouper and a smoker Kingfish too. We got a new radio and we will head out again in the morning, this time for snapper….I guess at least the PETA people should be happy…

It’s pretty fucked up when I go out fishing and return only to have to eat fish at Captain D’s

DP Makes ammends:

Trixie got a call first thing this morning and they set up her meeting…its a week late but hey…better late than never… Meantime Dave Cummings and Bobby R you guys read this site…you wanna shoot Trixie lemme know and I will forward her phone number…or you can contact Tim Case who also knows how to reach her.

Anyone else wanting to shoot Trixie while she is in L.A. is welcome to contact me as well….Thanks.

Do not shoot for the following website: www.myassholehurts.com

These guys are jerks and aught to have the same thing done to them as they do to their models.

What is it that they do, you ask?

They squirt copious amounts of dish washing liquid into the model’s face to get a “pained” look as the soap gets into their eyes. Are the girls aware of this prior to engagement? Of course not. Even if they DID, it wouldn’t make it any less disturbing.

They are registered in Chicago, Il. but have come to Toronto quite often (probably in an attempt to avoid attention in their own f***ing back yard). I’d love to accompany a model to one of their shoots…

This had occurred to one of our models (Jasmine Jade) and we feel that it is imperative that word gets out on these mysoginistic assholes.

Mark Nakamura
Ra Media Enterprises

Thanks Mark…Ladies heed this warning!

I mean they are, after all…well….pornchicks. But what about when a high profile company is a flake? My friend Trixie Kelly is headed out to L.A. and this high profile company whose initials are something they don’t shoot….Ohh something like DP’s….My friend at this company says “Have her come see us first thing” So as soon as Trixie gets to town she calls and leaves a message, this was Friday. Now it’s monday and she still hasn’t heard from them…I say call again maybe they missed the call, Trixie did (Trixie is VERY Dependable) Now it’s Tuesday, I spoke this morning with this company who expressed a desire to have Trixie on tonights show…guess what? Trixie still hasn’t gotten a call. This makes me look bad because I recommended this company as being straight up and high quality.

This company prolly hates it when their DP chicks show up late or not at all….But what kind of example are they setting? Hey if you aren’t interested call and say Fuck off but at least say what yer gonna do and DO what you SAY!

She shaved her head last night….she is now balder than Gene Ross….

And Samantha Phillips Checks In:

HONEY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOT STOOD YOU UP!!!!!!!!!

Have no fear dear, we ARE coming! As you know Mike, the girls and I did our show Friday night at the Hollywood Improv (it went better than we ever expected!) And I spoke with Dell earlier last week on Tuesday (as I was shooting/producing a straight to cable B-Movie the previous Friday up until that Monday before speaking to Dell on last Tuesday..are ya keepin’ up with me?:)) So, I spoke to Dell on Tuesday because I wanted to know the fucking dates gosh-darnit! I REALLY need to get away! I am EXhausted and drained from these last few jobs. I need a vacation, remember me telling you that on the phone? And that I REALLY want to go on a boat with you, and Dell, and Sam (L.) and that I want to catch fish, and how good I am at casting a pole and catching things on hooks, and I also want to have ONE beer despite your strong warnings against such activities. I’m a Pisces dude, and that’s a fish…and that means I take to the ocean like one and that I can drink like one, lol! The combo won’t kill me I promise. Infact let’s put a bet on it

So, back to my convo, I keep distracting myself, sorry! Well I asked Dell the dates, and she said we had until July, I think, so we picked the dates dude! She was gonna look into fights for the 19th-23rd of June! So here I am all excited and thinking everything’s a-ok, and then I read your site (as I’ve been away from it for like 2 weeks) and you’re saying me and Dell are flaking! NO WAY!!!!! It’s NOT true! Mike, I do not want to be turned into “a turkey” at Thanksgiving, are you fucking kidding me, lol! Never!

So we DO have tentative dates dude! Take it back! What you said on your site! I demand a retraction! LOL!!!!! It’s Easter, retract your sins against Samantha Phillips!!!!!! Hey, by the way, Happy Easter, or Sader or whatever you practice, may it have been or may it be celebratory! and we ARE coming fishing, I swear, on the bunny ’cause it’s Easter. And I don’t fuck around with the bunny. If I swear on it, I mean it.

One more thing, I always thought you looked like the little devil cartoon on your site (as we haven’t had the pleasure yet face to face) and I was pleasantly surprised to see the pic of you with the little hottie Trixie Kelly. You’re not as “devilish?” shall I say than I had thought, which is good. you’re much more handsomer than the devil pic lets on. Just FYI. Anyway Mike, I’ll leave with that, and have a great weekend!

Love,
Sam Phillips

Damn, LS might have been right…I’m in way over my hillbilly head here with this one…look how slickly she plugged her show, herself…everything and then made me feel good about posting it all…this chick is sharp. And drop dead hot looking to boot. Ok we will see, you can bet when Sam and A-Dell show up to go fishing….Im gonna be writing about it here!

Word I get is that the long time columnist for RMO has been let go.

BioHazard Sucks?:

Or so it says on a wall in the background of a scene between Jessica Drake and Cheyne Collins in the “No Limits” Screener…and I ain’t even seen the movie ….My sources tell me though that theres a scene where Devon is tied up and has her mouth taped shut….according to my source she can actually play that part.

Mason Close to signing:

Mason is very close to signing a deal with one of three companies…..who will it be…stay tuned and find out!