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By MikeSouth May 30th, 2003
Ok, I just read that shit on MikeSouth.com.
While I find Mike to be an intelligent guy who usually prints good shit, he obviously dipped into too much free wine at the local Atlanta Italian restaurant.
Scrotum Licker? Jesus Christ, I've never admitted to that, how did you know?
Secondly, please don't compare DP [...]
By MikeSouth May 29th, 2003
The phone rings, and the Caller ID tells me it's not Harry Weiss, so I pick up. The voice on the other end of the cell phone speaks in an instantly recognizable, distinctly Southern drawl.
"Yer in trouble, Bubba, and I'm gonna have to fire ya. You've lost your edge. You used [...]
By MikeSouth May 29th, 2003
Hey honey, first of all, I just wanted to say thank you for posting my interview. It seems to be getting a lot of positive response! I hope, over time, we will become friends, and be able to look back at this and laugh!
And, it seems that people want to know [...]
By MikeSouth May 28th, 2003
On the left is a King Mackeral, the blood around his mouth is mine, not his! Here's how it happened: I landed him and removed the hook from his mouth. He was laying in the bottom of the boat, in the net, as I removed the hook he [...]
By MikeSouth May 28th, 2003
Dear Cap'n, How on god's green sea do you expect to get Adella in your boat, now that she's seen that photo? Yours, Dick
Well Dick I have come to the conclusion that A-dell is just another typical pornchick....I don't think there's any danger of Adell sowing up in Mexico Beach despite [...]
By MikeSouth May 27th, 2003
Judging from all it's posturing and lip service you'd think AIM is all about the health and safety of the performers in this biz.
Really?
It seems that the person who refused to take the AIM sponsored STD Battery went and got it elsewhere, maybe he is wise to do so. [...]
By MikeSouth May 27th, 2003
XXX: this ain't gonna be big news to anyone who knows her XXX: but you want to know why pleasure didn't release a current photo of chasey lain when they announced her recent signing to a contract? South1226: cuz she is BUTT ugly? XXX: she burnt all her fucking hair off in a [...]
By MikeSouth May 26th, 2003
It's Memorial Day!
I hope you all had an excellent holiday weekend, I know I did! But lets not forget those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to maintain our freedom and our way of life. It is because of those people that we all did whatever it was we did this [...]
By MikeSouth May 22nd, 2003
Apparently theres a guy in porn who is refusing to take the AIM administered STD tests, AIM won't name him but my sources say it's Brian Pumper, if you are scheduled for a scene with Brian you might want to check his tests, it is also rumored that they are being faked, so [...]
By MikeSouth May 21st, 2003
Richard Freeman Publisher of Batteries Not Included and Obviously Nautically challenged Writes:
Dear Cap'n, Alexa interview definitely goes into BNI... though considering your frequent disasters at sea, she might want to think again about going out in your bass boat. Yours, Dick
Well Dick, "This Side Up" is 30 feet long, [...]
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