Wankus has a word with Tim Case:

Ok, I just read that shit on MikeSouth.com.

While I find Mike to be an intelligent guy who usually prints good shit, he obviously dipped into too much free wine at the local Atlanta Italian restaurant.

Scrotum Licker? Jesus Christ, I've never admitted to that, how did you know?

Secondly, please don't compare [...]

THE TIMCASE FILES – 27 May 2003, 7:56 p.m. PDT

The phone rings, and the Caller ID tells me it's not Harry Weiss, so I pick up. The voice on the other end of the cell phone speaks in an instantly recognizable, distinctly Southern drawl.

"Yer in trouble, Bubba, and I'm gonna have to [...]

Alexa Rae Writes:

Hey honey,
first of all, I just wanted to say thank you for posting my interview. It seems to be getting a lot of positive response! I hope, over time, we will become friends, and be able to look back at this and laugh!

And, [...]

I got Bit By a Fish!:

 

On the left is a King Mackeral, the blood around his mouth is mine, not his! Here's how it happened: I landed him and removed the hook from his mouth. He was laying in the bottom of the boat, in the [...]

Richard Writes Again:

Dear Cap'n,
How on god's green sea do you expect to get Adella in your boat, now that she's seen that photo?
Yours,
Dick

Well Dick I have come to the conclusion that A-dell is just another typical pornchick....I don't think there's any danger of Adell sowing [...]

Things That Make ya Say Hmmm Part II”:

Judging from all it's posturing and lip service you'd think AIM is all about the health and safety of the performers in this biz.

Really?

It seems that the person who refused to take the AIM sponsored STD Battery went and got it elsewhere, [...]

Dear Chasey Lain:

XXX: this ain't gonna be big news to anyone who knows her
XXX: but you want to know why pleasure didn't release a current photo of chasey lain when they announced her recent signing to a contract?
South1226: cuz she is BUTT ugly?
XXX: she burnt all her fucking hair off in [...]

It’s Memorial Day!

It's Memorial Day!

I hope you all had an excellent holiday weekend, I know I did! But lets not forget those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to maintain our freedom and our way of life. It is because of those people that we [...]

AIM won’t say who is Spreading STDs:

Apparently theres a guy in porn who is refusing to take the AIM administered STD tests, AIM won't name him but my sources say it's Brian Pumper, if you are scheduled for a scene with Brian you might want to check [...]

Still More on the Alexa Rae Interview:

Richard Freeman Publisher of Batteries Not Included and Obviously Nautically challenged Writes:

Dear Cap'n,
Alexa interview definitely goes into BNI... though considering your frequent disasters at sea, she might want to think again about going out in your bass
boat.
Yours,
Dick

Well Dick, "This Side Up" is [...]