July 31st, 2003

OK it seems I was either decieved or my source isn’t as knowledgeableas he claimed.

Mark Wallace has in fact shot a movie as a director. I want to know what name he directs under and who is putting out this movie.

Jessie Jackson Writes:

Them Bad Apples are a groovy band. Would you like to play down at the Church next week? I am having a gathering and a march towards peace in the middle east, and a chicken raffle to help the needy pornograpghers in California at the jewish teen center in Tarzana on Burbank Blvd. on Wed. next week. We are hoping that Gene Ross will contribute for his site, www.therealgeneross.com. That is right we will join forces, religion, it do not matter, because I may convert myself for the sake of www.subvionfilms.com. They have donated 4 battered frozen chickens, along with many other companies like www.teenslam.com, donating prizes for the raffle. www.ainews.com has donated 15 wild alley cats for the raffle. We have www.mikesouth.com sending some southern style po! cket protectors, with some western style chaps. www.simplyjimmyd.com is sending a shuttle, probably the white truck he drives to work because the parking will be dificult. These are two religions, and porn companies, websites, come together to start the peace process. Come join as www.setgo.com gives out free posters of Lukeford himself, selling his book also since no one will buy it in the stores. We are getting a table now at Costco for Luke to sign at. www.sexxxthrills.com will be there to capture all the shindigs on camera. Other Stars may appear, such as Al Sharpton, in which we all know may win the Presidential Campaign since I lost in the late 80’s. I will even throw in a free both to be setup excepting canned foods for angry Muslims in Palestine. Whatever we cannot ship over seas will be devoured by the master webmaster Wanker Wang in! our chili eating contest. Come join the fun, or a website, and as they say in Compton Booyah!

Rev. Jesse Jackson

I don’t believe this is Jessie cuz it don’t rhyme.

Seems the Tampa Scumbag gets around:

Hi Mike,

The “Scum in Tampa” guy is also trolling for talent on OneModelPlace:

Marco Pallotti

PS Check out my cat’s website at www.littlegrayguy.com (there are over 10,000 photos of naked women holding my cat).

OK that was a shameless plug but ya earned it….and I looked up that guy on OMP….I love how he profile says:

“At Gator Bay Films, we expect all of our models be disease and drug free and to act professional at all times while on location at shoots.”

Oh ya he is really acting professional with that horseshit he is spewing…Ladies this is one you wanna avoid….I’d bet on it.

They have had Brown, They Have had Gray Now it’s Time for….Blonde?:

Mike:

Just wanted you to know that Mary Carey has officially declared her intention to run for governor of California. She will be out & about in the city on Tuesday, gathering signatures to put her on the ballot.

Mary’s campaign slogan is:

“We’ve had Brown…we’ve tried Gray…now it’s time for some Blonde!”

Mary’s staff of campaign advisors are working on her platform this very moment. More details as they come in…!

OK that’s just too surreal….I do get to fondle Mary in Tampa this year though….I sure hope she sexes me….I usually just get fucked by the Guvna’s office…

July 30th, 2003

Mark Wallace ain’t shooting Porn:

I got a call today telling me that Mark positively is not shooting any porn, it’s well known he works as an editor for Simon Wolf productions, that’s no biggie but if this guy tries to get back into porn in any other capacity I will take it on myself to make his fucking life miserable.

Scum in Tampa: From Rob

ok, im not sure who this guy is yet… I lack the resources to research this at the moment. but… our “agent” sent K out to tampa to meet this guy P.J. from “gator Bay productions” about a 150K a year job hosting a talk show for a new cable channel. We go to meet this guy and he doesnt show up at the meeting place and calls to say he didnt think we were coming because other girls were no-shows and he says he will meet us at the hotel down the street, he says he lives in a 500k dollar house, down the way… but he didnt see us in the lobby where he was asking for a wake up call and such (also had out of state tags yet claimed he has lived in FL for several years). Anyway we meet with him. he would not say who the BIG company who hired him was, said he worked in Cali as a porn director yet when asked of his films he said he didnt know the names of them he just shot the scenes… and he did alot of work for a small company called suncoast, that his company bought the rights to american porn idol yet someone else (platinum x) stole his idea and he was suing them. He said in order to get the job she [K] would half to shoot a scene with him… this guy produced no paperwork on anything… we asked him, “ok how much would she get paid for the audition”… and he went into a tirade about how he doesnt NEED to pay for an audition and if a girl wants this job she will do it and he’s not here to prove anything or impress anyone and doesnt have to. Then went on unsolicited about all the reasons he cant and doesnt have to wear a condom (vasectomy, allergic to condoms). Oh yeah and HIS american porn idol winner will supposedly get a Vivid contract…. guess if she did the audition…. you bet your sweet ass she didnt. this guy set off EVERY level of my bullshit radar, figured you would be able to find out more about this possible creep.

He said BMW was sponsoring them. he actually said that… supposedly hes gonna be at internext, I was originally gonna call him out there about it. but
yeah it was somthing along the lines that they were offering a contract to the winner, or were supporting it somehow. Also said he went to court with the producers of american idol and paid upwords of 7 figures for the name and also said Doc Johnson is sponsoring the talk show as well, for a cable channel that was tested in cali last year.. Hes also on websites as Gator Bay films or Gator Bay Productions.

No doubt this guy is a scumbag, and I have his phone number if anyone one from PlatinumX, BMW, Vivid, Doc Johnson or American Idol would like to talk to him email me.

 

Dr Mengele Defends Herr Zupko:

I Famous Dr. Josef Mengele defend infamous Director T. Zupko. He movies great stuff. For wench woman “Papillion,” to try to humiliate, bad whore. I say Slander and Jewish lawsuit waiting to happen. I say Kitty thief, Prostitute / PornStarlet same shit. All paid to suck, bang, and anal. Good for her to be, I know she not Star though, she in what movie 4, 9 maybe. Unknown, I am big bang fan, even at me old age. I escape War II, she escape work by Slander good Director. Face up Whore, you just a Slut, Prostitute, and very Dramatic Queen. You parent should spit on you, put you in Koo Koo Ben. You grow up, you nothing but Director Couch Test Dummy. Sorry for English, but never like the English as we all know. Mr.South, you do Informative Slut stuff, but disagree on all prostitute / PornStar / Whore, we all know they are craze woman in heat and should get meat punished by all. No care for lives much like when I became Famous Dr.. I would hand her to Guestapo if! I still have powers. Fortunely I am now retired and enjoys much porns. Love live the Fuerer..

Dr. Josef Mengele

it frightens me to think of who this guy MIGHT be even…..

July 29th, 2003

If ANYONE can tell me who Marc Wallace aka Mark Goldberg is working for and what name(s) he is directing under

PLEASE EMAIL ME!

I want to expose this shit and get him out of porn once and for all.

Another Scumbag Exposed:

Papillon writes in her journal at her website www.papillonxxx.com:

I received a disturbing phone call last night around 1am… Some of you that I speak with frequently know what I have been having to put up with lately. For the past 3 months a certain director had told me that the company he works for was going to stick me on contract… not only as talent, but I was also going to direct my own gonzo line too. So, he told me not to work for any of the other companys… I gave up a lot of work because of him… He had called me last Friday night and said “good news, you will be signing your contract at the end of the week”. So last night he told me that if I did not sleep with him and on a regular basis he was going to tell the company not to sign me anymore. I have never had a desire to sleep with this man and never would.

He is an overweight, long haired hippie with a stuttering problem and also has a major alcohol addiction. Can you tell that I am just a little pissed off? I feel so used by this person who has wasted my time and called me frequently to tell me all about his F*cked up life. Is it me or was this person blowing smoke up my *ss for the last 3 months? You know what else… he had the nerve to say that if I wrote about or talked to anyone in the XXX industry about this that he would have me blackballed through out the industry.

Well, I figured he already made a few phone calls anyway so why not tell my side of the story. I just want to say… I am a PORNSTAR… I F*ck hard on camera and I look good and enjoy it when I do it. I am not running for mayor or congress, I should not have to go through all this political bullsh*t so I can make a movie. The sad thing about this is that I have given many a director a Bl*w Job just because I wanted too not because they dangled a contract in front of my face… I think this guy is pissed off because I am repulsed by him and would never even give him a B.J. on screen not even for a million dollars. Some people call him a brilliant director… fine direct… just hire yourself a prostitute instead of using your status to try and make girls think they are obligated to sleep with you. This is my story and I’m sticking to it.

7/15/03

My phone rang off the hook today, I finally shut it off. I just don’t understand people sometimes, I guess since they have all the free time to chit chat they feel they can monopolize your time even when you have a lot going on. Take this 1 person for example, I am keeping a log on him of when he calls because he is such a stalker. He calls me up all day and night expecting me to listen to him on end. It’s just insane blabber… here is a little background on him without disclosing to much… I worked for him and now he thinks he can tell me what to do all day and night, I don’t even work for him anymore!!! Arggg, as if we had a relationship or something… I never slept with this guy or even entertained the notion of doing so. This is what I here all the time from him… “I just have to make mad passionate love to you, baby”… OMG!!! Why would I want to do that with him. He keeps telling me how much he is going to help my career and how much he has already done for me. Hmmm… I haven’t reaped the fruits of his so called labors. All I say is “Get a LIFE and stay far away from mine”… yet he still calls. O’well, I just have to deal with it until he finds his next victim… sorry, I just had to vent.

I met Papillon years ago, as she was first getting into the biz, I had limited funds and was faced with approaching her or Midori, I picked Midori, not knowing of who her sister was and that turned out to be a good choice for me, no doubt that Papillon is hottie too and it disturbs me that Tom Zupko would treat her in this manner. Tom IS who she is talking about here. I know Patrick Collins to be a pretty straight shooter, specially lately…I’d bet he squashes this PDQ.

Peelers of the World Unite!

I was browsing my server logs and my referer stats the other day and I came across an unusually large number of hits from a website that I didn’t expect any traffic from, so being curious I clicked on over to take a look. Now I am consumed by this site. Totally fascinated.

It’s a forums site, no pictures, no amusing anecdotes (OK maybe a few) and its fairly heavily participated in, by dancers. You see, the site is a forum site for dancers to help and support each other, I ain’t talking dancers like in “A Chorus Line” I’m talkin strippers. Now I dunno about you but I figure organizing peelers and organizing porn chicks is a lot like organizing cats, but this site seems to have accomplished what I certainly couldn’t. Face it Seysha.com was my attempt to do the same thing for porners and it was a dismal failure. But this forum is thriving quite well. Everything from tax advice to questions on how to become a feature to what do you tell people you do for a living when they ask you.

One dancer writes:

“I don’t know if this has been asked before, and I’m sure it has from various angles…
…but when strangers, aquaintances, friends, or family ask you what you do for a living, what do you tell them? ”

Another asks:

“Hey All!!!!! This is my first post, but Ive been getting some great advice here!!!! Everyone is so cool. Im back to dancing after taking about 4 months off. It feels so GREAT to be back. I wanted to get some advice on turning down a drink politely. Dont get me wrong……I have to have some alcohol in me in order to loosen up in the beginning of the night, but after that, I just dont need it anymore( besides, I dont want to get fat!!). Is accepting and dumping it in the dressing room or bathroom the best way, or do you politely refuse? I found that in my club, the girls who dont drink at all are viewed as prudes and make the guys feel uncomfortable to be drinking alone. Any input would be great. Thanx!!!

Still another Writes

“Endermologie?

Has anyone had this done? What were your experiences with this? Were you happy with the results? I’m going for a consultation soon and wanted to hear from someone who’s had it done and what it’s like. Thanks for your imput! ”

And Finally:

Stupid things Customer’s have done…….Let’s see….

-Spilled beer on my feet and shoes

-Spilled beer on my dress

-Cinged my hair with his cigar

-Burned a spot on my dress

-Threw my dress in the potted plant instead of on the chair next to him after I tossed it on his head

-After inviting me to VIP following my stage show, asked me to find a girl for his friend. When I asked what type of girl he said, ‘It doesn’t matter, they’re all the same’. Then looked at me and said, ‘Except you of course!’ He had just been going on about how awesome he thought I was

-While sitting at the stage, commented to his friend that he didn’t like the stretchmarks on the girls onstage, loud enough that she heard him

-Got so excited tipping at the stage that he knocked his chair over

-Got so excited during a dance, when I bent over in front of him he threw his head back and hollered loud enough that everyone thought I was hurting him and the bouncer came over to see what was wrong

-Leaned over so far in his chair during a dance that the chair, he and I all went tumbling to the floor

-Tried to slide so far down in his chair during a dance that he nearly slid onto the floor (drunk)

-Got drunk and passed at the stage

-Got drunk and passed out in VIP with a girl in his lap (wasn’t my customer )

-Laughed at something I said and farted at the same time

-Tripped UP the stairs following me to VIP

It is a fascinating look into the lives of people you rarely get a chance to get to know personally, oddly enough the facades and the walls are pretty non existant here and you get a rare chance to identify with the girls as living breathing human beings with feelings and the same day to day problems we all face.

I am sure that you noticed that I haven’t named this site. yes thats true and I am not going to, at least not yet, because I don’t want these people to have to deal with the likes of Bryan Sullivan and other such imbeciles, they deal with enough of them daily I’m quite sure. If you wanna know the site and yer a dancer or an industry person email me and I will send ya the link. meantime watch here I get a feeling this won’t be the last time I write about this site.

 

July 28th, 2003

Have I fallen From Grace?

AVN.com made an announcement about everyone writing for Rockconfidential.com. Everyone but me that is, seems my name was excized from the press release, I know I was on it because I got the same release. I guess I’m no longer in good graces over there.

Nope just an honest mistake over there…I’m told its being fixed….

Rayveness (who?) Returns:

According to AVN, Rayveness is returning to porn. Here’s a good story. Back when Rayveness first got into porn she was smokin hot, all natural, actually liked the biz and did anal. She coulda been a contender, coulda been at the very top of the A List in porn these days probably. But Rayveness had one big problem. A suitcase pimp named Red Boan. Red was a pathetic little weasel and loser who rode rayvenesses skirt into porn. No problem there except Red wouldn’t have her working with other guys, he of course, was free to work with other girls. Result, Rayveness career suffered. See porners ain’t stupid, ok wait, porners ain’t THAT stupid, we all knew what Red was up to and we didn’t want any part of it.

Soon as Red was history (which sadly wasn’t soon enough) Ray started doing other guys, and working at the Bunny Ranch. Too little too late.

And I like Dennis Hof but porn chicks who work as prostitutes don’t make porns A List, but that’s a story for another day.

Check Your Dead Pool:

Bob Hope is currently assuming room temperature, which 2 are next?

She wasn’t just raped she was anally raped!

Sunday night Matt Drudge reported on his nationally syndicated radio show (heard at 7:15 p.m. Pacific time on KFI-AM in Los Angeles) the most provocative “dirty sex details” of the Kobe Bryant sexual assualt case so far.

Excerpt: “I’ve decided to reveal some of the dirty sex details of the case. I have been told it’s anal sex. … My sources have been telling me.

“That’s why it’s going to be controversial when it goes to trial. It’s what is causing people a lot of uncomfortable feelings.

“Some of the details (of the case) are explosive. Dateline (NBC) had some of this information and decided not to air it. … This speculation is quite solid from where I sit.”

I have avoided much commentary on this whole thing but from where I sit the country seems to be leaning more and more towards Kobe’s innocence. I am not so sure. When a client is guilty the lawyers will almost always avoid the truth and the merits of the case and look to attack the accuser. Boy they are attacking this girl too. Bottom line she can be the biggest NBA groupie slut on the planet but if she said no and he laid a hand on her anyway…it’s rape.

Wanker Wangs Childhood:

Only 7, and he’s addicted to porn
KAOHSIUNG - A seven-year-old Taiwanese boy is getting expert help for his porn addiction.

He started watching X-rated VCDs as a toddler because his grandfather, who was looking after him, liked to watch them, according to a newspaper report. His mother, identified only as Mrs Liu, said her father thought the child would not understand what was going on, the United Daily News said. He was wrong. When the toddler learnt how to switch TV channels, he would search for those showing pornography instead of cartoons. When he was about three years old, his mother found him fondling his penis while a porn film was showing on TV.

A shocked Mrs Liu moved out of her father’s home, where she lived because her soldier husband was seldom at home. She began to monitor the boy’s behaviour and noticed that he liked to be hugged by busty women and would touch their breasts unabashedly, the report said.

In kindergarten, he would lift his teachers’ skirts and draw naked women instead of cartoon characters.

He peeped at a neighbour, a woman who had a habit of sleeping naked without closing the windows.

He also stole her underwear and continued to do so despite scoldings and beatings by his mother.

Mrs Liu finally realised her young son needed expert help after he started touching her while she was asleep, the newspaper said.

Doctors at a psychiatric hospital in Kaohsiung told her that her son’s behaviour was the result of prolonged exposure to pornographic films.

They said that adults were mistaken if they think very young children do not get influenced by such material.

The ending to this story is that the kid changed his name to Wanker Wang, moved to Los Angeles and is now making smut in the porn capital of the world.

8 Questions That Freak Men Out:
by Patty Lamberti

Women are inquisitive by nature. But if you don’t want to scare off a good man, sometimes it’s best to tone down your reporter’s instinct. Here are the eight questions that will make your man cringe, turn red, or run out the door.

The post-coital “What are you thinking?” Until you asked that question, he was probably thinking about how great the sex was. Once you utter that phrase, however, he immediately begins thinking about the two kids and 3-car garage you want.

“Where is our relationship going?” You have a right to ask this question. But only sometimes and only in certain situations. These situations do not include right after sex, before bed, after drinking too much or first thing in the morning.

“Do you love me?” If he’s said it, then you should know your answer. Same goes if he hasn’t said it.

“Am I fat?” Regardless of how he answers, he knows you’re not going to believe him and ask a series of follow up questions. Instead, refer all fat questions to your girlfriends, who know instinctually how to assuage your insecurities.

“How many times have you had sex?” The question you should ask is about his sexual health - you have a right to know about any STDs. But the specifics of his sexual history are private. And you’ll rarely get the truth anyway. He doesn’t want the number to be too low, or too high. So he’ll lie.

“Do you want to meet my parents?” Of course he doesn’t want to meet them - they’ll give him the hairy eyeball because he’s sleeping with their daughter. It might be better to say, “My parents are meeting us for dinner Friday.”

“What should we do for Valentine’s Day?” This one Hallmark holiday always scares the daylights out of men. Help the poor guy out. Just handle the plans yourself.

“How much do you weigh?” Men are sensitive about their weight just like women are.

Ya know Patty seems like a pretty cool chick….

Ya Right!

Los Angeles - More television viewers are offended by violence than by nudity or sexually charged language, a study commissioned by TV Guide magazine has found.

The survey of 1 015 adults nationwide, details of which were released Friday, also found that 71 percent have changed channels to avoid seeing material they consider offensive, though 91 percent indicated they have never actually called a network to complain about such content.

About 17 percent of those polled said “graphic violence and gore” were the most offensive things on TV, compared to nine percent for “bodily functions”, eight percent for “foul language” and six percent for “nudity or sexual innuendo”.

A report on the study will appear in next week’s issue of the magazine, which also noted that NBC did not receive a single complaint last year when U2 lead singer Bono swore on the air during the live broadcast of the Golden Globes award show.

Meanwhile Terminator 3 and Bad Boys 2 are cleaning up at the box office, and nobody is worried that they will be hauled into an obscenity trial for showing those movies.

July 22nd, 2003

JimmyD Speculates:

I was most amused by Tim’s revelations! Apparently, Tim missed his true calling– He should have opened his own porn news site since he seems to know the value of mixing truthful journalism with bullshit, lies, and wild fabrications. You coulda’ been a contender, Tim!

Actually, JimmyD Tim couldn’t…Yes he is a lucid and even funy writer, but he lacks the dedication necessary to succeed…as you well know it’s one thing to write a little blurb once a month or so…its quite another to do it once a day. Tim needs to stick to what he is doing….He is good at it.

Tim will be seen later this year on Jeopardy…he goes in to shoot on Aug 20th…I think there should be a strong contingent of porn people and fans in attendance to cheer him on!

 

 

Adella Sends Me A Press Release

Every few days…Usually I don’t even read them…cuz I don’t even post my own press releases here…But today I’m making an exception.

Digital Playground’s Jesse Jane and co-host Dave Pounder will launch a very sexy and funny DP Tonight broadcast TONIGHT at 7 PM. Kelly Steele and Pantera will get naked on the couch with Hamilton and shed light on their professional experiences as well as some intimate encounters in their private lives. Undoubtedly, the Michigan state University Alumni, Dave Pounder will frost the show with his comedic perspective and a good time will ensue. These diverse personalities will chat about everything you want to know during Digital Playground’s LIVE broadcast. All DP Tonight guests have a lot to reveal and they are eager to interact with you. Please send your emails for everyone to Jesse@DigitalPlayground.com now!

OK It’s hard for me to make fun of Jesse cuz I actually adore her. But Dave Pounder…Now here’s a guy I can poke fun at….Is he going to sit in the floor during the show turning the pages on a porn mag and furiously yanking his flaccid penis trying to get wood like he did on the KSEX Show? Is he going to hit on all the girls trying to get them to work with him…Like he did on KSEX all the time…Will he work for a bong hit?

They will chat about everything I wanna know huh…I can’t wait to hear Pantera theorize on the nature of God. Or maybe hear what Dave has to say about the Grand Unified Theory. I want to hear Kelly Steele do the entire show without mentioning the last name of a single dead president, particularly the one that appears on the ten dollar bill.

Here’s what I expect to see…

Out of sync audio and video where Dave makes lame jokes while trying to promo himself as a real porn performer while kelly Steele pimps out hubby Hamilton and Pantera tries to convince us that she is in fact, a porn star. Roy Garcia will supply some new girl who popped into his office today and she will be this weeks Virgin Vixen and Jesse will be expanding on how much she REALLY wants to do her next scene with me….

Oh ya and there will be a mikesouth.com idiotic question to win a free membership here…I am ashamed of DP’s viewers last time around…none of whom knew that Fat Freddy had a cat…One to whom Garfield and even Bill the cat owe thier existence…Bill was cool Garfield is way lame.

Yayaya I took a Day or Two Off…So Sue Me:

But theres’s nothing really happening in porn anyhow…I mean yes Chloe Jones was fired by Vivid, apparently because of a drug habit….Imagine that a Vivid Girl with drug problems….I guess next vivd will have to fire most of the big directors they work with…

When Geeks Attack:

I think the coming InterneXt show should prove highly interested. I mean with the new Mastercard BS and the Acacia Bs There should be some fireworks. You will read about it here.

LFP Tried to Buy AVN:

That particular portion of Tim Cases post last week is, I hear, correct. LFP isn’t going to buy AVN but they did make inquiries, dunno how far it went but I’d bet AVN said make us an offer and the offer wasn’t good enough.

Wonder if they wanna buy mikesouth.com….hey make me an offer….

Speaking of Offers:

It appears that JKP is preparing to go public. Porn companies that have gone public in the past haven’t fared well. I find it unlikely that JKP will fare any better.

In this climate in particular a company better have a strong bottom line and solid management. JKP has neither. Bounicing checks doesn’t set very will with Wall Street…ask the guys at Metro.

I think investing in a Video Porn Company at this point is akin to investing in Penthouse, it’s a bad bet. With diversification being the key to a strong showing on Wall Street JKP really has nothing going for it except for sponsorship of Korn’s recent Concert Tour…At a time when rock bands going on tour are having major problems selling tickets. You wanna be successful in Entertainment these days you damn well better have good internet savvy…JKP doesn’t. I’d sooner buy swamp land in Florida.

July 19th, 2003

I’m Not Sure What Tim Case has Been Smoking:

The TimCase Files - July 18, 2003

Mike — Felicia Fox and I are through. Finished. Over. Split up. I’m moving out of the house today and I wanted you to hear it first from me before I send out a press release to all our friends in the porn community. 9 fucking years of my life down the fucking drain…

I’ve had it with all the fights, the bitching, the whining…I’m not going to stick around here and take this abuse any more. I will not be in attendance at the upcoming Tampa Show, and I’m asking Dirty Bob to take me off the website. My good friend John Finberg has offered me a place to stay until Labor Day — I’m still competing on “Jeopardy” August 20 and we’ll see how that goes, but after that I’ll more than likely return to Ohio while she remains here in the Valley. “”Lust for Life”, the KSEX show we do on Tuesday nights, will continue as we figure out who her new co-host will be. Felicia will also be travelling alone to Rhode Island, and performing with Alexa Rae at the Foxy Lady all week. This is the first time she’s headlined a show without me, and I wish her the best of luck.

You’ve been a good friend to me both inside and outside the business, and I want to thank you for that. I know you’ll be seeing alot more of her now than you will me, with all the conventions and expos and things — but I hope you’ll stay in touch.

I’ve been hearing alot of things in porn valley that may interest you — things I’ve been holding out on so as not to offend anybody or piss anyone off. Of course, there’s no reason for any secrecy now, so keep the following in mind….

L.F.P. wants to purchase AVN. Larry Flynt told me so.

A.I.M. is going to immediately begin testing for Herpes and HPV as part of its monthly battery of tests. The costs of the monthly tests to talent, however, will remain the same $100.

Jill Kelly and Bob Friedland are going to begin hosting a new weekly talk show on KSEX Radio…the show will air every Friday night from midnight to 1am and will be called “Business & Pleasure — the J.K.P. story”. Rumors that their own contract girls are forbidden from scheduling appearances can’t be confirmed at this time.

Jenna Jameson, driven mad by lust, has called my house incessantly since she heard I had a certain lupine webmaster staying with me last week.

The moon is made of green Fromunda cheese.

I have been offered a directing contract from my good friend Bobby Rinaldi and Wildlife Productions. This contract will not interfere with my South River performing contract, and my first release will be called “Tim Case’s Sexy Southern Gardenias”.

Aaron and Wendy Boe live a pleasant, quiet existence in Sioux Falls, SD. Aaron is an investment wizard there, and his monetary generosity and timely loans have saved countless porn folk from financial ruin, bless him.

Nick Manning and I are moving to Canada together to marry. Our forbidden love has been hidden long enough. Jason Seachrest will be my man-of-honor.

Thanks, Mike…take care and keep in touch, Okay?

[Note: Not everything in today’s update is the truth. I understand that by telling outrageous lies, the porn community will consider accepting me — and then I’ll get to be One of You, rather than the outsider I’ve been since I was kicked out of the Chess Club in 8th grade. Love ya, Tim]

July 18th, 2003

THE TOP FORTY THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY:

40. OH I JUST COULDN’T, SHE’S ONLY SIXTEEN.
39. I’LL TAKE SHAKESPEARE FOR 1000, ALEX.
38. DUCT TAPE WON’T FIX THAT.
37. HONEY, I THINK WE SHOULD SELL THE PICKUP AND BUY A FAMILY SEDAN.
36. COME TO THINK OF IT, I’LL HAVE A HEINEKEN.
35. WE DON’T KEEP FIREARMS IN THIS HOUSE.
34. HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE SIDEBURNS TRIMMER?
33. YOU CAN’T FEED THAT TO THE DOG.
32. I THOUGHT GRACELAND WAS TACKY.
31. NO KIDS IN THE BACK OF THE PICKUP, IT’S JUST NOT SAFE.
30. WRESTLING’S FAKE.
29. HONEY, DID YOU MAIL THAT DONATION TO GREENPEACE?
28. WE’RE VEGETARIANS.
27. DO YOU THINK MY GUT IS TOO BIG?
26. I’LL HAVE GRAPEFRUIT AND GRAPES INSTEAD OF BISCUITS AND GRAVY.
25. HONEY, WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER DOG.
24. WHO GIVES A DAMN WHO WON THE CIVIL WAR?
23. GIVE ME THE SMALL BAG OF PORK RINDS.
22. TOO MANY DEER HEADS DETRACT FROM THE DECOR.
21. SPITTIN’ IS SUCH A NASTY HABIT.
20. I JUST COULDN’T FIND A THING AT WAL-MART TODAY.
19. TRIM THE FAT OFF THAT STEAK.
18. CAPPUCCINO TASTES BETTER THAN ESPRESSO.
17. THE TIRES ON THAT TRUCK ARE TOO BIG.
16. I’LL HAVE THE ARUGULA AND RADICCHIO SALAD.
15. I’VE GOT IT ALL ON THE C: DRIVE.
14. UNSWEETENED TEA TASTES BETTER.
13. WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FISH POACHED OR BROILED?
12. MY FIANCEE, BOBBIE JO, IS REGISTERED AT TIFFANY’S.
11. I’VE GOT TWO CASES OF ZIMA FOR THE SUPER BOWL.
10. LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES HAVE TOO MANY FAT GRAMS.
9. CHECKMATE.
8. SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO BE WEARING A BIKINI.
7. DOES THE SALAD BAR HAVE BEAN SPROUTS?
6. HEY, HERE’S AN EPISODE OF “HEE HAW” THAT WE HAVEN’T SEEN.
5. I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE COLLEGE TEAM.
4. BE SURE TO BRING MY SALAD DRESSING ON THE SIDE.
3. YOU ALL.
2. THOSE SHORTS OUGHT TO BE A LITTLE LONGER, DARLA.
AND, THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU’LL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN MAN SAY:
1. NOPE, NO MORE FOR ME. I’M DRIVIN’ TONIGHT.

July 17th, 2003

Meanwhile Tim Evanson Writes on RAME:

Let me toss out some assertions to see what discussion they create:

Why all the knee-jerk reactions to HIV in straight porn? Would it be so bad if people working in straight porn got HIV?

I will suggest that it would change nothing. Consider:

1) With triple-combination drug therapies, most people with HIV never get AIDS. HIV becomes an annoyance, much like herpes or any other STD. No one is hollering about herpes, which almost all straight porn stars have. One in five adult Americans has herpes, even. You manage the disease with medication, and that’s that. Yes, people whine about lypodistrophy and the
“possibility” of antiviral therapy failing. But come on — more people die of drug overdose and suicide in porn than HIV!

2) The gay porn industry has thrived even though as many as half its active performers having HIV. You don’t seen them dropping like flies. You don’t see careers ruined by it. Indeed, almost 50 currently-active gay porn stars constantly perform in bareback videos — superstars like Michael Brandon,
Mike Nichols, Jeff Palmer, Matt Sizemore, Jackson Price, Joshua Scott and Tony Donovan. Not minor leaguers, but big names! Yet, they continue to work for other studios. So someone gets HIV? So? They don’t keel over dead. They don’t hock up a lung on the set or do other gross things. The most that can happen is that they pass on HIV to someone who doesn’t want
it. Fine — if you don’t want it, then use a condom. If you don’t want herpes, or syphillis, or whatnot, use a condom. But I don’t see people reaching for the Ramses over herpes.

3) Most of straight porn’s women are prostitutes on the side — just like most of gay porn’s men are. While they can say “I make my johns use a condom every time!”, I also have heard that from HIV-positive gay porn stars who escort. And you know what? It’s often a crock of shit. An extra hundred bucks will stop that. And the girls who work without rubbers get a
hell of a lot more work than the girls who do. I’ve got straight friends who’ve fucked a couple big-name straight porn stars, and the girls don’t even ask about condoms. They just hop on and ride til the slime flows. Maybe they have HIV already and don’t care. Maybe they want to take their
chances. But most don’t ask. So where is the problem with HIV in straight porn? It’s already there, baby. (You know, syphillis used to be a killer until after penicillin was developed during World War II. But now, it’s manageable — even when drug-resistant. Is HIV any worse? No.)

4) And HIV is already in the industry, whole-hog. Anyone who claims otherwise is really putting their head in the sand. After all, this is an industry where drug and alcohol abuse are rampant. Girls date vicious, violent men who beat the crap out of them — and don’t see anything wrong with it. This is an industry where many girls get knocked up fairly often, because they forgot to take the Pill. This is an industry in which most of the men and women make HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE life-choices routinely — every day, every week! Yet, we are supposed to believe that these same people with the same rotten ability to make smart choices — these people make the “right choice” on HIV and safe sex EVERY SINGLE TIME? Come on. If you believe that, I’ve got a 10″ penis, I’ll love you in the morning, the
check’s in the mail, and yes — that bridge is for sale.

5) Isn’t this worry over HIV just a mask? I mean, look at the way most people in straight porn respond to it — it’s the “gay disease.” Peter North, even after 20 years out of gay porn, is HORRIFIED that the industry will see him as a risk because of 8 films involving unprotected anal sex that he did almost 20 years ago. Really, the industry is quite inconsistent in the way it beats men up with the HIV/fag label. Paul Morgan, who has made close to 100 straight porn videos while working as a top and a bottom AND doing bareback videos (the infamous one he made with then-lover Emilio Sands is still for sale on eBay, last time I checked). Yet, no one in the straight porn industry is saying a word against the guy. Mac Reynolds, Rod
Garretto, Andre Bolla — there are many gay porn stars who’ve topped and bottomed, and have done lots of straight porn. Their gay porn careers are widely known about. Yet, no one in the straight porn industry hounds them at all. Instead, they hound people like Frank Towers — who got ONE blowjob from a man, and got blackballed overnight. And is to this day. Why??? Why Frank Towers and not the barebacker Paul Morgan? Why? Maybe because it’s a POLITICAL thing. It’s not that Paul is less or more risky than Frank. It’s that people in the straight porn industry like Paul, and they didn’t like
Frank. Frank rubbed them the wrong way. And Bam — why, he’s black, he’s hung, he’s popular. He’s rubbing some people the wrong way, threatening them, threatening their livelihoods, threatening their fame, threatening their income. Threatening their position of authority and power in the industry. So ATTACK! Go after him! Spread the HIV/fag stuff on thick!
Drum him out! But stay quiet about barebacker Paul Morgan’s past. We like Paul… To my mind, it’s not HIV. Everyone in the industry already has it. Everyone in the industry knows it. It’s about slandering people who threaten you. It’s a political decision to use the industry’s open homophobia against those who you don’t like.

In the end, it’s not about how terrible getting HIV would be, because it’s not terrible any more. It’s not about how sick all the stars would get and then they’d die, because they don’t get sick and don’t die and the experience of the gay porn industry is that the industry actually continues to grow and thrive. It’s not about protecting the industry, because the
industry exposes itself to HIV every time a porn stars is a hooker. It’s not about getting HIV, because the industry already has it. And it’s not about HIV at all — it’s about homophobia and using the HIV/fag label to blackball those performers who threaten the powers-that-be.

Some devil’s advocating.

In some ways I agree with Tim here BUT not in his main assertion, which is that HIV is essentially harmless, if nothing else the triple cocktail drugs are extremely expensive and they don’t always work and AIDS kills ya. I do think we have other things that we should be equally concerned about. I guarantee you more girls in this biz have been chronically ill from doing ass to mouth than they have from anything HIV related. Not to mention chocking out and other really stupid shit that most people in this biz who claim to be all concerned about the performers health just ignore.

The one thing that does keep coming back to me is that HIV testing is not standard in the gay porn biz and that is a MUCH MUCH higher risk group.

July 17th, 2003

Dommegurle says Mark Anthony Don’t Exactly Want Cleopatra:

havne’t seen it mentioned anywhere that black pornster Mark Anthony has lent his name to tranny tape. I saw it in a store, while I don’t know if he performs in them I think he must since he’s no Joey Silvera. So isn’t this a no-no? I’m sure a lot of the women he works with would care to know his penchant for sausage. Can you out this please.

Jason Sechrest, Everyone’s Favorite BI Guy Writes:

Hey there, Mike!

Just so you know… the reason that the gay porn industry doesn’t mandage HIV testing is because they, unlike the straight porn industry, mandate the use of condoms. (There’s two smaller “barebacking” companies out there actually, but they are virtually ostracized from the community. They are sort of the Extreme Associates of gay porn.) It’s hard to say really which is safer. I mean, a PCR-DNA test taken on Monday is all well and good, but what if you had unprotected sex with someone on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, before shooting on Thursday?

Also, it’s not neccessarily true that men make more money in gay porn. This is a myth. Look at someone like Jason McCain. Was he paid more per movie? Yes. But how many did he do? Gay porn stars only make a movie or two a month. Straight porn stars make a movie or two a day and usually end up making more than a gay performer — unless you are at the height of your fame like a Caesar or Matthew Rush, who is obviously paid tens of thousands of dollars per scene. But those people are exceptions to the rule and rare finds!

Food for thought.

Well, I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know diddly about the gay porn biz, but Wicked is an all condom company and if they dropped HIV testing I could hear the howls all the way down here in Florida (Where I am at the moment). And the people who shoot for Wicked are a far LESS likely group to contract HIV than the people who shoot for Falcon. I don’t get it really. You do make a valid point…one that is becoming increasingly clear to me, an HIV test is good for about a day or two and thats it, after that it’s a crap shoot…no matter what ANYONE tells you.

The only reason HIV hasn’t decimated the porn population is because its difficult to transmit heterosexually (except viaa anal sex) and damn near impossible to transmit female to male. Consider Mark Wallace…of all the girls he fucked we only know of 4 or 5 that he infected…all of those did unprotected anal scenes with him. Admitted we don’t know for sure that’s HOW the transmission happened but it is the odds on best bet. Not only that just wait till some of these dumbasses who think “gasping” is all the rage…when they get older and start to deal with the long term consequences of that…HIV would be a walk in the park by comparison..believe it.

 

July 16th, 2003

Big Thanks:

Yesterday I left Atlanta for Florida and about halfway down I realized that I had not taken care of something I should have taken care of. I needed to ask a favor and I did. The person who expertly got my task done gets a HUGE Thank You!, you know who you are and yer the best.

Gay Porn and HIV Testing:

In the recent hoopla about Mr Big being BAM a gay porn star (outed on rame months ago I might add) it has come out that most gay porn companies do not require HIV testing, assumeably because they shoot all condom scenes. Ok now correect me if I am wrong here but if an all condom hetero company like Wicked were to stop requiring HIV tests wouldn’t that throw AIM into a hissy fit? apparently the gay porn community doesn’t answer to the same entities that the straight porn community does.

The FSC has sure been quiet:

With rumors of the funding close to having disappeared and all we haven’t heard much from the Free Screech Cabal. Now being the kinda guy I am I am going to actually go out on a limb here and offer the FSC some really good advice. If the funding for the FSC HAD been pulled, what could have saved them? The TALENT, the very people that at best they only give lip service to. If I were in the FSC and I wanted to become more self sufficient I would find some ways to give talent a good reason to pony up 50 bucks a year or whatever to join your organisation, and lip service aint gonna do it. Actually give them something of value for that money, your purposes however noble YOU may deem them to be have no value to the talent.

Things That Make ya Say Hmmmm:

Did I read correctly that AIM reports your testing results to the Los Angeles County Board of Health? Some where in a little file in Washington…….

What is with all the gay guys coming to straight porn anyhow….I thought they made more money in gay porn.