But wanted to comment on the AVN noms, generally they are pretty good and pretty representative but I got ONE question:

How does Ed Powers always get a bunch of noms? That crap is unwatchable, and according to my local video stores, unsellable. Many don’t even stock it anymore.

I really don’t get it, that crap is the worst of the worst, hell Kid Vegas forgot more about making good porn than Ed will ever know and we all know Kid Vegas didn’t set the porn world on fire.

I was right in that Cherry Rain didn’t get a nomination, and even though everyone said I was wrong….I was right about when the nominations would be posted on AVN’s website…CW had it being Friday, I had better info….

I may study these things and make some predictions later on…..

Making it a 3 way race for sure.

Damn….

It has come to my attention that I am wrong about Stormy Waters for best new starlet, she was nominated lat year….Tha makes Jesse Jane a shoe in, there is wide speculation that Cherry Rain will be in the running because she is dating Paul Fishbein, I am going out on a limb here and betting that she isn’t even nominated.

AVN Noms Posted Sometime Today:

Word I get is that they will be announced on AVN’s website sometime today, most likely tonight. Look for Space Nuts to get a lot of them.

Best new starlet will be between Jesse Jane and Stormy Waters.

From: Kerri (aka Kylie Ireland) & Bryn (aka… uh… Bryn)
Location: XXXXX
XXXXXXX, Los Angeles, CA View Map
When: Saturday, December 6, 9:00pm
Phone: XXX.XXX.XXXX

Greetings, and Happy Whatever!

Yes, it’s the holidays again… long nights, crowded malls, annoying carols and drunken relatives spilling cheap champagne all over you as they try to grope your privates. This year, why not celebrate in true, decadent style?

Planted between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it’s our last orgy of the year, just when you need the stress relief! So join us for food, frolic, sexy, tipsy folks with compatible body parts, spankings, Sybian rides, door prizes and NO CAROLS!

We don’t supply any booze, since neither of us drinks, but you’re welcome to bring your own. In lieu of a fully-stocked bar we supply lots of room to maneuver and a fully stocked dungeon, which you’ll agree is much better.

Also, for those still around at daybreak (and there are always a few of you, aren’t there?) we’ll be making a pilgrimage to Clifton’s for breakfast; a bizarre Los Angeles landmark, and a truly surreal experience!

For those who’ve never joined us in our revelry before, here are the rules, and answers to several burning questions:

1. Is this an ACTUAL orgy, or are you being sarcastic?
–It’s the real deal. Kind of a party with sex encouraged.

2. What if I don’t wanna have sex? What if I just want to hang out, and maybe be titillated?
–No sweat. This is a no-pressure environment. No one is obligated to do anything. You might get hit on, but we make it really easy to say no without hurting anyone’s feelings.

3. Can single guys come?
–Nope. Sorry guys, but unless you’ve gotten a special dispensation from either K or myself, ya gotta find a date, even if she’s just a “friend.”

4. Can I bring friends?
–We have faith that anyone we’re inviting can judge for themselves if their friends can handle it. Just remember, the “single guys” rule applies to them, too.

5. No, really, an orgy?
–Really.

6. What do I need to bring?
–Food & soft drinks are always welcome. We have lots of condoms and lube, but if you have a preference, you should bring it. Something comfy to wear after you succumb to your urges is always a good idea.

7. Will the Webcams be on?
–One room will have a working cam for those who feel exhibitionistic (there’s no record of the pictures the Webcams send, so you’re safe). The rest will be off. There’s also a room with doors that lock for those who want a little privacy.

8. What if I’m not comfortable with my body?
–Get over it. If I can be naked in front of people, so can you.

9. Can I bang Kylie?
–Sure! Our collective mission this year is to keep Kylie from walking for at least three days afterwards, and I’ll be managing her/our dance card, so those of you who wish to play, please get your reservations in early!

10. Anything else?
–Yes, PLEASE RSVP so we can get an idea of who’s coming. And above all, remember: NO means NO. This will be my eighth orgy; I’ve never had problems before, and I don’t intend to start now.

We’ll see you then!

Well I wasn’t invited to this thing but my buddy Adella was, I think they figured I’d be Adella’s date…..Oddly enough it wasn’t Adella who sent me this, I think she is holding out on me. I’m not sure if this qualifies as jumping the pony or not.

I hope to have a full report on this the day after.

The phrase “jumping the shark” is a television term…when a series has gone on so long that the writers are completely out of ideas, they’ll do something stupid to maintain interest i.e. when Fonzi jumped the shark on Happy Days.

The mass consensus over on RAME is that Tera getting implants is jumping the shark, the one trick pony gets a second trick.

In other jumping the shark news it seems that Felecia (The girl girl only Felecia) has split with her long time S/O Matt, word is she may start doing boy/girl,

And even more jumping the shark news, rumors have it that Kylie Ireland is considering doing a gangbang for Platinum X.

Who else is “jumping the shark”?

I really do appreciate each and every one of ya, even the ones I poke fun at, malign, laugh at and ridicule. I mean hell this site would be pretty boring without the likes of Evan and Tera, Sharon Mitchell, the FSC, AIM, Wankus and Tim Case.

The next update will be on Friday…..my birthday!

Perhaps you didn’t watch the 60 Minutes show where Ford specifically LIED several times about what happens in this industry and about the public’s
reaction to it. Burress does this all the time as well, which puts him and Ford (and Jan LaRue and Bruce Taylor and Don Wildmon and numerous others) in exactly the same category: Porn haters who will do and say ANYTHING to bring the industry down. It’s not a question of “remind[ing] us… that not everyone things as we do”; one can find that out by reading the daily newspapers or watching the inevitable sweeps-month TV news programming.

This is not “fair comment”; this is reactionary PROPAGANDA of the lowest sort, and the fact that you seem to find no problem with it bothers me
immensely. I have no problem with *fair* comment about the industry, as some porn-oriented websites (such as your own) do. But if you expect the industry to continue, my suggestion is that you learn to see Ford (and some others) for what they are: Anti-porn bigots who hate the very people they (in Ford’s case) try to suck up to.

Kernes

Oh I watched it, I just couldn’t hear it, so Ford and Burress lie, so does Sharon Mitchell and others in porn, so it’s propoganda, we put out lots of that ourselves. Don’t get me wrong I’m not defending Luke, only his right to do it. Sure it’s despicable but let me ask a question here: Who is a bigger threat to our industry, Luke Ford, Rob Black, Khan Tusion, Max, Mary Beth Buchanon, John Ashcroft, Phil Burress? starting to see my point?

Dave Cumming has a Word:

In my personal view, Luke Ford used subjectively biased generalizations in some of his comments last night on the 60 Minutes show (e.g., his comments about porn being more acceptable lately for 18-25 year olds but that people his age of 37 and up find it shameful; that most girls do only one filming and quit because they find it so painful, horrifying, embarrassing, and humiliating for them that they never do it again; and, something about that if a pornographer slept in one’s home, the owner would want to burn the sheets the next morning)—-I’m appalled that any entity or person continues to read or considers Ford a “legitimate” news source, instead of seeing him as someone with significant personal appraisals that slant many of his comments. In my view, he is and has been a HUGE negative against the Adult Film Industry and the Adult Internet business. I’m amazed and dis-heartened that he’s still allowed access to people and events in these two All-American arenas.

Just my opinion.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Well, here’s my cut on it, Luke and everyone else are entitled to thier opinions and certainly to air them if they are asked, even if they are ill informed. Luke does what every other mainstream journalist tends to do to slant things to his/her own view, he takes a broad general statement and tries to apply it as a sweeping indictmentwhen even he knows it isn’t so.

We in porn tend to have a LOT of tunnel vision, the microcosm in which we live and work tends to be all that exists to us, we start thinking that everyone else thinks the same as we do and as such we become just as guilty and as out of touch as Luke is.

Luke Ford is actually valuable to us in some ways because he tends to remind us, from within, that not everyone thinks as we do.

I have no problem with Luke Ford, or Phil Burress or anyone else speaking his mind but when he attempts to abridge my freedom by force, thats when I will fight.

Luke Ford Gone Again:

Luke’s last bit for setgo was on friday, but he will resurface at a new site owned by adult.com - www.adultbeat.com. It isn’t up as of this writing though. Word is Setgo is for sale, problem is without Ford, it ain’t worth much.

60 Minutes:

Word is we actually got a reasonably fair shake on 60 Minutes last night, I was in Hooters with a chick so I only saw it, couldn’t hear it. Amoung the faces I recognized were Paul Fishbein, Luke Ford, Bill Lyon, Patrick Collins, Jenna, of course Rob “Fuckin it up for everyone” Black.

As noted a few days ago John Ashcroft refused an interview opting instead to put Mary Beth Buchanon in front of the camera.

Taxing Your Internet Access:

Delaware Sen. Thomas Carper, a Democrat, told reporters he would try to keep the omnibus bill from coming to the Senate floor if the ban was included in its present form, which he said infringed on the rights of state and local governments to raise revenues.

“If we end up with just an awful … provision I would certainly object to bringing the omnibus spending bill to the floor and I suspect others will join me,” Carper told reporters after a news briefing on the issue.

The ban is meant to replace a 1998 moratorium that kept state and local government from imposing taxes on the monthly fees Internet providers charge their customers. The moratorium expired on Nov. 1.

As written, the replacement measure would permanently ban those taxes as well as taxes on high-speed cable and DSL services not covered under the original moratorium.

The new version, which cleared the House of Representatives in September, would also eliminate access taxes that were in place in some states before 1998. Senate leaders brought the bill to the floor several weeks ago but pulled it back after it became apparent the measure might not pass easily.

Wouldn’t ya know this moron is a fucking Democrat. Can someone explain to me exactly what the state actually PROVIDES that would entitle it to money from internet access? The idea of making the internet a tax free zone is a damn good one. Fortuneatly it is highly unlikely that Mr. Carper will be able to do more than delay passage of this bill for a few days.

Need Wood in Toronto:

Will be shooting in Toronto soon, (That’s Canada, for those of you who went to public schools) and I need guys. You got what it takes and are close to Toronto? Shoot me an email!

Special note to Quasarman, Hamilton Steel, Peter North and Brandon Iron…If any of you apply I’m doing porn a favor and leaving you up there….

Hustler Busty is Gone:

It’s well known now that Hustler Busty Beauties Magazine has been terminated “with extreme prejudice”. But Morgan Hagen , who has been with LFP since it’s early days in Ohio (thats over 25 years, longer than anyone cept the Flynts) is still employed there. No word yet on what his new position will be or even if he will remain.

Richard Writes:

Rush Limbaugh on drugs, Michael Jackson abusing kids, Phil Spector indicted for murder…who would have guessed that celebrities would be weirder and in more trouble lately than porn folks?

Ya know….aint that the truth….

Hey Look What I Got Invited To!!!!

(Yes This really was emailed to me! My thoughts are In Line)

Don’t Miss YOUR Chance to be part of the “Naughtiest” Private Party in Las Vegas.

Yep if you consider outright thievery to be naughty this should be about as naughty as they come!

Come Mix and Mingle Privately with today and yesterday’s Adult Film Stars, Celebrities, and Adult Magazine Models. This is the exclusive party event of the year being held during the CES/AVN Convention week.

Note they didn’t name which stars, that’s because they haven’t HIRED any yet you can be sure, note the keyword HIRED there.

Be a part of ALL the excitement and mingle with some of the most beautiful ladies in the Adult Industry within one of the Venetian Resort Hotel Casino’s Prestigious Suites. Many enticing prizes will be given away all night long. Your senses will be aroused with beautiful women in abundance, and heart pulsating music to get you in the groove. If you’ve always wanted to attend a private adult industry party, this is your chance!

Go to Rain and you will experience all the same things for a lot less.

Date: January 9th, 2004

Time: 8pm til ???

Venue: The Venetian Resort Hotel Casino - Hotel Suite Location and Information will be disclosed after reservation confirmation.

Admission: $1,000 per person - SAVE $200 if your reservation is confirmed before December 15th, 2003.

Thats right you read that right ONE THOUSAND BUCKS! These guys are full of themselves ain’t they.

For Reservations and Payment Information: XXXXXXXX

Obviously I ain’t going to list the site.

*BlueVision guards its guest list and the privacy of its guests above all other priorities. Under no circumstance is any guest permitted to discuss or disclose the activities of the parties to the press, radio, TV, message boards, etc. No cameras, microphones, or other recording devices will be allowed at the party…thank you!

This is the part I liked the best, They are going to ass fuck you HARD for 1K, maybe hire a couple of washed up pornchicks who can’t get work anyplace else, like maybe Tera Patrick, to stand around for a few hours and they are going to forbid you from telling anyone how bad you got screwed…

You wanna drop a thousand bucks, you can get any number of pornchicks who escort on erotica2k or nicis girls and they will be a far better fuck than Tera Patrick, and they will give ya a real party!

11/20/03 AVN’s Wicked article
I’ve received quite a few e-mails on AVN’s Wicked Pictures profile. I have also read Mike South’s take on it. I will now add my 2 cents. While of course Wicked should highlight what is going on now and their new contract girls, I am insulted that they completely ignored my contributions to the growth of their company. Simply ..it was classless. I was a contract girl for 5 plus years of their 10 year existence, longer than any girl to date and worked very hard that entire time for the team.

The reason I waited a bit to respond was to find out who excluded my contributions. This was not an AVN exclusion, this was a Wicked Pictures exclusion. An e-mail was sent to Wicked and went unanswered. . Looking back, I really should have left Wicked 2 years earlier. I had contract offers from other large companies ,but I thought I’d be the loyal girl to the company and person who signed me first. I would like to thank Greg Steele who directed my first contract movie, “Lost Angels”. It has still one of my favorite scenes with Alex Sanders. Also, thanks to Martin Brimmer for the great scripts I got to work with. There are a few other people ,but I’ll thank them in time. In closing I’ll add, I will happily continue to focus most of my energy on my own company … Las Vegas Novelties which is 5 years old in July.

Dear Mike:

I don’t know if you realize just how fucked up Maricopa County is. It features a lunatic who bills himself … well, here’s his damn book on
Amazon, for the crypto-Nazi who dreams of a return to jackboots: America’s Toughest Sheriff: How We Can Win The War Against Crime

That’s right. It’s the asshole in Arizona who houses inmates of the County Jail in TENTS in the fucking summertime. Do you know how hot it gets in
Maricopa County in the summer? The asshole in question? Sheriff Joe Arpaio. America’s Biggest Dick. (He’s also a notorious publicity
hound). http://www.mcso.org/submenu.asp?file=aboutsheriff&page=1

So, rest assured that the people arrested in the “prostitution sweep” are being held in Guantanimo-style conditions. Actually, the idiot has a fucking
“message from Sheriff Arpaio to the citizens of Maricopa County regarding Homeland Security” on his website, which touts his many innovations,
including his death camps and the use of Zyklon B on parking violators.

Here’s a nice little local perspective on the prick (a former undercover drug officer):

From: http://www.cavecreek.info/commentary/joearpaio.cfm

To give the devil his due, law enforcement in Maricopa County is no picnic… this reporter has dealt with the MCSO deputies a few times and has found
them ALL to be complete gentlemen …

Their boss, however, is a piece of work. While we’ve rarely, if ever, heard Joe mention ‘his’ crime statistics, we get ear and eyefuls of everything else. How many other sheriffs have custom-painted tanks? Yup, a TANK. Ever wonder how much it costs to maintain a tank? Of course not, why would you
unless you were paying for it? Of course we’ve seen the MCSO helicopters, horses, all the toys. Wow, you’ve got some cool toys, Joe, most of them
large. It’s a Freudian nightmare we’ve got here in our county.

Everybody knows about ‘tent city’ and the 1000-1500 people housed there. They prisoners there get to wear pink underwear and eat green bologna. All very colorful, but it’s interesting to note (okay, let us have ONE sorta statistic) that Maricopa County’s recidivism rate is among the worst in the country. So, maybe all the ‘tough sheriff’ stuff doesn’t really work? As of this writing, the latest ploy to get in the national papers with some ‘tough sheriff’ ink is putting juvenile offenders on the chain gangs. Somebody is sure to object loud enough to catch the attention of Brokaw on the nightly news, thinks Joe. …

Looking around Joe’s web site showed ONE interesting statistic, we have to wonder how old it is. The site says Sheriff Joe has an 85% approval rating!
There was a whole lotta speculation a while ago that Joe was going to run for governor. Arizona has a rich history of colorful and/or criminal governors, so a vivid character like Joe would have a good chance of being elected. After all, people seem to re-elect him resoundingly enough that hardly anyone wants to run against him. Yet, Joe declined. Would he have refused to run with an 85% approval rating?

Val Sends Me a Pic from The London Erotica Show:

Ok, that’s cool, for a lot of reasons, but mostly because it’s nice to see the clergy with an interest in something other than little boys Rock On Y’all!

About The Felica Fox Bukkake!

Many of you have been asking, Yes it really happened, Yes it really was Fifi, No it won’t be posted here anytime soon, yes it will be posted in about a week at www.southernbukkake.com. Yes it will also be on www.feliciafox.com. Yes I am going to do more porn chicks, No there are no plans to release it on video (unless someone makes me a good offer). Yes you can participate in future events. No Adella has no immediate plans to do one, nor do I expect that to change.

Rob Black Loses to Arrow:

Arrow and RP Duplication won a 54,000.00 judgement against Rob Black and Extreme Associates for monies owed RP Duplication for duplication of Extreme titles. Raymond Pistol has 75 of Extreme’s Masters and intends to sell them to satisfy the debt. Mr. Pistol also warns others in porn to check with him before buying any masters from Extreme because he probably now owns it.

Hey South I thought of your first product for Las vegas Novelties! You sell 12 squirting dildos and some fake cum formula to put in em. and you call it

Bukkake in a Box

What do you think?

I think you need help….