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By MikeSouth January 30th, 2004
Hola Southern Pimp,
After viewing what has to be the second worst company I felt compelled to share my thoughts with you and your audience. With all the shit that Rob Black has done it looks as if he inspired some other ass-wads to continue Rob's tradition of degrading women. It seems that [...]
By MikeSouth January 29th, 2004
There is a lot being written these days about Saddam Hussein, Al-Qaeda, and other terrorists. But have you stopped to consider who the real enemies are?
Given John Ashcroft, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden - which one do you think has the most power to eliminate freedom in this country?
By MikeSouth January 28th, 2004
Last week I got an email from a chick I had met about a year ago, she is cute, petite and very fun and outgoing, her name is Amanda. Amanda wanted to know if I would be her date to a swing party on Saturday night. I told her that I had an [...]
By MikeSouth January 27th, 2004
The Miller test is the United States Supreme Court's test for determining whether speech or expression can be labelled obscene, in which case it is not protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and can be prohibited.
The Miller test was developed in the 1973 case Miller vs. California. [...]
By MikeSouth January 25th, 2004
Mike: Your offer to the British student trying to auction off her viriginity to further her studies nearly brought tears to my eyes. Every now and then, someone steps up to the plate and does something to restore my faith in humanity... and the power of a good gimmick.
Let's see if she [...]
By MikeSouth January 22nd, 2004
I have a very well educated, well spoken, intelligent young lady who is seeking work in the valley. She has no problems with our business but has no desire to be in front of a camera, If you have part or full time work for her email me and I will put you [...]
By MikeSouth January 21st, 2004
You are one amazing hillbilly. Danny Lohner, Gene Simmons, you can get the name of the hotels where the superbowl players are staying, and you know more about who is doing what in porn valley than the people in porn valley. How DO you do it?
If I told you I would [...]
By MikeSouth January 20th, 2004
10. Bill Wyman, Rolling Stones (but only if the girl is younger than him by 40 years) 9. John Entwhistle, The Who (but only if the girl is a coked-up stripper in Vegas) 8. Tony Kanal, No Doubt (10 inch penis, once dumped Gwen Stefani -- nuff said) 7. Danny Lohner, Nine Inch Nails [...]
By MikeSouth January 20th, 2004
Click Here for the Galleries
Thanks Bivman!
What Have I Started Now...Wankus chimes in:
Wankus of KSEXradio.com says:
I don't know why I'm submitting a list of damn good R&B bass players to a bunch of hicks who know nothing about duh Funk but hell, if it edumacates one of [...]
By MikeSouth January 19th, 2004
If you must know the motherboard on my server had to be replaced.
As Promised:
That Fifi with Danny Lohner, as in the Bass player for Nine Inch Nails Danny Lohner! Super nice guy, he hung with us at the awards show and we all had a blast!
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