Yesterday, New York Senator Hillary Clinton was speaking at a fund-raiser in San Francisco on behalf of Senator Barbara Boxer. At that fund-raiser, she told those in attendance to expect to lose some of the tax cuts passed by President Bush if Democrats win the White House and control of Congress. That’s right…she’s telling everyone in advance she and the rest of her leftist pals are going to raise their taxes. Hillary really showed herself at this fund raiser — if, that is, they manage to get the White House and control of the congress. Not only did Shrillary reveal her love of high taxes, but she did so in the arrogant, condescending manner that forms the foundation of her personality. Hillary told us that she is “.. going to take things away from (us) on behalf of the common good.”

There are several basic elements of the liberal faith exposed in Hillary’s threat. (And yes, it was a threat.) The two most important elements were that all wealth belongs to the government and that the lives of individuals must be controlled by government. The government demonstrates its ownership of all wealth by determining how it is to be “distributed,” and its ownership of individuals by controlling aspects of our private lives.

The Imperial Federal government, under the control of such worthy people as Hillary, decides what portion of the wealth that we have earned it will “give” us. You’ve heard liberals refer to tax breaks as “giveaways” to the rich. You and I know that a tax break doesn’t “give” anything to the rich. It merely allows the high producers to keep more of what they worked for and earned. But to Hillary and her leftist friends, all that you earn actually belongs to government … so, to them, it is a giveaway.

Not only do liberals not recognize your right to or ownership of the wealth that you produce, liberals don’t even want to recognize your sovereignty as an individual. Just think for a moment of the choices that the government doesn’t allow you to make. In virtually every state in the nation you cannot make your own choice as to who will clip your nails. In Texas and Florida the government tells you just who can help you match the color of a sofa fabric to your drapes. In Arizona it’s a crime to have someone trim your cuticles. In South Carolina a female can’t get a massage from a male. It’s so wonderful to live in a free country, isn’t it?

And now we have Hillary proudly and arrogantly announcing that the government is going to seize property from individuals for “the common good.” Don’t ignore the message here. You are not a free individual. You exist to serve the state. Hillary is here to show you the way.

This is a bit overdue but better late than never.

I have been watching the “Jack’s Playground” Series for about 6 months or so now, watching as in seeing where it’s going to go.

The series is good, make that very good, It has fresh humor thats actually funny and sometimes the acting is better than what you see in most story driven features. It’s kind of like combining “Saturday Night Live”, A Reality Dating Show and porn. The fun part is it works. You can watch it with your girlfriend and not be embarrassed because the sex is as lame as the acting, you won’t use the fast forward button much and you are guaranteed some laughs and a good sex tape to go with it.

If The story driven stuff like “Rush” is couples porn, then it’s more for your mom and dad. Jack’s Playground is a way better bet if you want to get your girl in the mood for some fun yet nasty sex. Kudos to RobbyD and to Digital Playground (whom I have maligned here in the past so I thought this is pretty fair) for a REAL couples series…forget “gonzo” Jack’s Playground is in a class all by itself.

I wish I had thought of it……

Supremes Send COPA Back to Lower Court: (They Didn’t “Strike It Down”)

The Supreme Court ruled today that a law meant to punish pornographers who peddle dirty pictures to Web-surfing kids is probably an unconstitutional muzzle on free speech. The law was sent back to a lower court.

Jury Hung On Orange County Rape Trial:

While the guys over on the Howard Stern Transcript site are busy, well transcribing whatever stupidity Stern is spouting now, you read here that a judge declared a mistrial Monday in the trial of three teenagers charged with raping an unconscious 16-year-old girl, after the jury announced it was deadlocked on all 24 counts against the defendants.

Rest assured if that video tape was made by me, I’d be in a federal penetetiary for a long time…Money talks in Cali….ask O.J. Simpson.

Son of Sam Finds Son of God:

It’s a shame that David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz couldn’t find Jesus before a dog ordered him to murder six people in cold blood three decades ago.

It’s also regrettable that the state couldn’t arrange a meeting between the serial killer and his Savior via electric chair swiftly following his conviction in 1979.

But since Berkowitz discovered Jesus 30 years too late, you now have the unique opportunity to buy an interview with the murderer through Colorado Spring-based Focus on the Family. In it he describes his conversion to Christianity and extraordinary story of redemption - all for a reasonable, suggested donation of $9 a CD.

Last Week While in Mexico Beach The “Biting Flies”:

As the locals call them , well they damn near carried us away. My dad had a can of “Off” with him as he was grilling some of the fish we caught. No kidding…one of the biting flies lit on the nozzle and was apparently sucking the “Off” right out of the nozzle.

Now thats a mean mother fucking fly. Wish I had a camera for that one.

“Fahrenheit 9/11″ topped the box office this weekend. I know many who have seen it, as have I.

All of us in porn know that with selective editing we can pretty much make a documentary say whatever we want it to, right Belladonna? I’m not a Big Bush supporter as you all know but don’t think for even a second that Mr Moore doesn’t have an agenda he is pushing with this particular work.

Matter of fact I’d put his credibility about the same place I’d put Bush’s. It’s a movie people, remember that.

Has Citizenship Mellowed Out Quaz?

He Writes:

– I just wanted to let you know that I am now an official bona-fide American, not a “Canadian-American” but the actual genuine article. I wonder why I’m so proud to have this new title and yet “Mexican-Americans, African-Americans”, “Korean-Americans” etc don’t seem to get it at all. Bring forth some of that Southern wisdom of yours and explain to me why this is so. The reason I even bring it up is because I overheard the following exchange amongst Mother and son after the swearing-in ceremony I attended on Friday…

Mother - “You’re an American now!!!”
Son - “Fuck that!! I’m Mexican American mama”

I would just like to reiterate for the record that I am an “American-American” now.

Kudos on your assessment of the criminal element lurking within the industry. The nefarious and the truly evil among us profit handsomely from their misogyny cloaked in constitutional protection and you and I both know who these people are.

May all the fish you catch be mercury-free.

Quaze

Damn not one comment about being misshapen or a hillbilly! He even implies that I am wise…..I always knew he’d come around. Welcome to America and we are glad to have ya as one of our own. You are a productive member of society and you aren’t here to suckle the public teat.

As to hyphenated americanism, I blame this whole Democratic vision of putting everyone into groups. No emphasis on individuality only on your group as a whole…It doesn’t take a village….it takes a responsible individual but I am digressing.

If people want equality they must stop thinking of themselves as being inferior (or superior) because they belong to some “group”, they must take responsibility for thier own lives and stop laying it on the doorstep of thier group identity.

I bet Quaz is gonna be a regular at the polls too…something far to few Americans do. You deserve your citizenship Mike! Glad to have ya Bro!

As for my fish we always throw back the species (like King Mackeral) that tend to get concentrations of Mercury.

Not Everyone Hates Me Though:

I want to take the time to tell you about a WONDERFUL FRIEND I have made. You guys get to see the finished product of what Mike can create. I am going to tell you he is more than that. He has an endless supply of knowledge of this industry and contacts. I spoke with Mike on the phone just a little while ago and told him something I want you all to know. Mike is the one person I credit for my success so far here in this biz. I call him all the time just to ask what he thinks before making a decision in this biz. He tells me his opinion and Most of the time I follow it.I trust that he wont put me into a dangerous place when he recomends me to shoot with someone and he has taught me alot. He and the guys he shoots with are great. I know this is more of a rambling but, I think you should know that in my opinion he is the Greatest. Thank You Mike South for everything you have done and I hope that we will continue to work together. Thanks for taking my calls while your fishing and during the middle of shoots. THANK YOU!

Morgan

Aw shucks…tis nuthin really

JKP and a Net Loss of Almost 10 Million Dollars:

At least thats what the filing with the SEC says but boy is it an interesting read, And why is Mike Koretsky of IVD into JKP to the tune of at least 250,000.00? Bad Investment I guess.

But take a look at the salaries, now theres an interesting story….and look at who they are paying for what.

And remember a while back when JKP bought that Strip club in NY for 3 million dollars, sayoing it was “for our shareholders”? I don’t see that in there anyplace?

Toronto Entertainment Industry Party hosted Secret Venues Inc. seeks a high-profile female porn star to join Mike South as our special guests!

Venue date: July 22 8PM (Toronto, Canada)

Airfare and accommodations included with remuneration of $400 (U.S. D’s) for those who are interested.

Also, The Blue Pages would be interested in booking a hardcore photo shoot (internet) the following day with Mike South and Erotic Daniella (www.eroticdaniella.com) for the internet. Please contact The Blue Pages (info@the-blue-pages.com) for further details relating to this request.

Local Exotic Dancers, SP’s & MPA’s + all of their adoring fans to mingle and party under one roof.

A great opportunity to meet your local fan base and generate additional video sales/website sign up’s!

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A Great Story:

I was coming back in from the beach headed towards the house yesterday and twp little boys, probably 6 or 7 years old were walking down towards the beach with thier fishing rods. I couldn’t help but ask them the obvious:

Me: “Ya’ll gonna go down there and catch all the fish?”

First Little Boy: ” We want to catch some fish”

Second Little Boy: (DEAD SERIOUS) “I hope we catch some a them tuna salads”

Me: (Starsts Laughing uncontrollably)

Second Little Boy: “Well maybe they are just called tuna”

Me: “I hope y’all catch all the tuna salad y’all can eat man”

God, how great it is to be a kid.

Mad As HELL: (I got this email yesterday)

“I was gonna join your site until I saw the assinine flag with the caption “GWB’s vision of America”. You ought to keep your political opinions to yourself if you expect to do business in America, you fucking asshole communist loser fuck!!!!! Don’t bother writing back, you scumbag fuck-face.”

I was all ready to fire off on this guy, then I thought nah….approach this from a different angle. I was all ready to explain to him that opinions are like assholes, we all got one but nobody wants to hear anyone elses….Anyone reads my site doesn’t have to read very far to see that I got opinions….I was also going to point out that if Mr Ashcroft had his way, the writer of that email would go to jail for obscenity….Just for writing it, maybe even just for thinking it. Mr Ashcroft, remember thinks that Playboy Magazine is likely obscene.

THEN (Just about an hour later I got this one, with the subject Eating Crow)

“I may eat a big pile of crow!! I read one of your rants(”What I am thankful for”)after I lambasted you in an email earlier. You said that you were thankful that Bill Clinton is outta here. Me too. I am very passionate in my politics(as you would’ve seen in my previous email). I am thankful that we have GWB!!! I am only worried that he may just be another politician when it comes to going a bit soft on his promise to be tough(in order to not piss off the pussies who won’t fight; so he gets re-elected. But then again, he may get tougher if re-elected. We need to kick major ass in the war on terror. Rudy Guilliani may be the next great president??????”

See Now he actually did what I LIKE for y’all to do…he kept reading and he found out that I am an individualist and a free thinker. I made HIM Think, and that’s what is good. Personally my ONLY problem with Bush is Ashcroft, but Ashcroft poses such a direct threat to my liberty and my pursuit of happiness, that I cannot, with a good conscious, support Bush. Too bad really, why can’t we have a good fiscal conservative, with a strong idea for the military who is also supportive of the FIRST AND SECOND Amendments, and will keep his fucking nose (Not to mention his hands) ) out of my bedroom, my pockets, my business and my life. Why do the more qualified feel the need to kiss the asses of the religious right? What do these morons think the religious right will do? Vote Green? Democratic?

Where is Sam Nunn when we need him? Or even Zell Miller?

Ron Reagan (The son) brought a tear to my eyes when he described his father as standing on his own principles and not needing to wrap himself in the cloak of the religious right, not wearing it on his shoulders. Many people may think that Reagan was hostile to this biz, but it was under his presidency (Ya I remember Miporn and the Meese Commission) that porn prospered most. And guess what y’all, I’m about to say something some of my fellow porners may not like, so Mark Kernes may want to read no further.

Some of what this industry is putting out, IS CRIMINAL!

Yep, some of the people producing adult and adult websites should go to jail for the irresponsible behavior ( spam, phishing, mousing, fraud) that they are exhibiting. Others should go to jail for commiting criminal acts, many felonies (assault, assault and battery, aggravated assault, aggravated sexual assault….to name a few)

Deal with it…..

That’s part of the thrill really, It really is a man’s sport, or a tough chick, It isn’t something a prissy chick is gonna get off on. Thing is most days are pretty uneventful, other than catching fish and seeing things that you will never see from the beach, like real flying fish and stuff. But first things first.

Yesterday I was laid low with some godawful stomach virus…I was in bed ALL day, never even thought about fishing or anything today, but when I woke up this morning I felt right as rain and when my brother called and said that 3 boats were going out to 12 miler I figured it would be a nice and easy trip so I joined in, my little brother decided to go with me. So we got a late start (about 9AM which is way late for us, we are normally in the water at 5AM). I had my dad, my step mom, my nephew, my little brother and Ashley with me. Seas were a tad choppy but no biggie.

We got out to 12 Miler and immediately started catching fish, lots of Mangrove Snapper (What the locals call Black Snapper), a few reds and some Dolphin (The fish not the mammal). As we were fishing we saw a storm brewing and decided it was headed towards us so we picked up and headed back. So did Kenny and the people in his boat. We were well ahead of the storm and making fine time…then Kennys boat got hit by lightning, taking out his electronics and ginking up his motor…he was just limping. we followed him a little way and decided the storm was gaining on us too much. We pulled up to him and put his 6 people on the boat with us, he tossed his anchor, pulling out all the rope and tied it off….Just as he got in and abandoned his boat, we got hit full force by the thunderstorm, hard rain and lighting but we were under way pretty quick…I kicked the boat up to 45 knots and in minutes we were ahead of it again, everyone got back safe and sound, Kenny took a little shock from the lightning hit but wasn’t injured.

After a couple of hours the storm broke and we got a small window of opportunity, we went back out to tow in Kenny’s boat. We had radioed the Coast Gaurd with it’s position and they were OK as long as we retrieved it before dark, after dark it becomes a navigational hazard.

On the way back out the seas were much less accomodating, about 8 foot, but we were on a search mission anyway, we didn’t know if the anchor held or not so we were just running 10 knots. At about 6 miles out we saw it on the horizon, or at least what we thought was it. another 30 minutes and we knew we had the right boat, right where we left it. We hooked up a tow line and while I towed it in Kenny worked on the motor, he got it running well enough that we cut him loose and followed him in. He wasn’t running right but at least we didn’t have to come back at towing speed (about 4.5 knots) and at least we didn’t have to try to drag him through the rather treacherous canal.

All said and done, we got him back and everyone is happy and tired. We were never in any real danger, nothing like capsizing or anything. Lightning is a pretty big deal but as odd as it may sound it almost never harms anyone offshore, the real killer out there in a squall is panic, which nobody did.

Here’s some pics from the day

Ashley has one on

And she catches it too, she did very well today catching enough to tire her out. It was her first time on the Ocean too.

most of the days catch (We actually had a few more snapper)

Mother Nature all relaxed (that’s my beach tent in front of my house…special picture for Goddess cuz she likes sappy stuff like this.)

Now You Are Probably All Saying…Ya South But…:

What does all this have to do with porn?

Absofuckinglutly NOTHING!

For those who are interested (And live in Atlanta) I was interviewed by WGST Radio a few weeks ago. excerpts from that interview will begin to air tomorrow morning at 7:20 AM EDT on 640 AM News Radio WGST

The Supreme Court Takes The Cowards Way Out:

Instead of ruling on the validity of the 9th circuit ruling abolishing the words “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance” the supremes have ruled that the father of this young lady did not have the right to file on her behalf. That is a bullshit riuling and it is WRONG! If a parent of a minor child does not have the right to to file a lawsuit on her behalf, then who does? The government?

This ruling means that in the 9th circuit you may not use the words “Under God” when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in school but every where else you may. As silly as the whole lawsuit is the 9th circuit ruled correctly on it. Those words were added to the Pledge years afetr it was written and they were added as a direct result of politicians trying to put “God” in the classroom.

Bullheaded Writes:

Hi Mike,

I am confused and I hope you help. I heard Tera’s comments on Howard Stern last week and something didn’t make sense. She claims to have made her first movie with Savannah the porn star. Obviousely Howard was thinking of Shannon Wilsey who killed herself in 1994, so I checked the IAFD where Tera started working in 1999 and she did not have any work with Savannah listed. Then I checked scene pairings of Tera with all performers using the name Savanna and there are still no listings. This would have been an early film for her so it should have been listed.

She also claims to be currently signed as a model by Wilhelmina Agency.

Does that sound credible to you or am I just being cynical?

Bullheaded

Oh you aren’t being cynical, one of the reasons Digital Playground used to have to sit on Tera so hard is because of shit like that. Tera was never signed with Wilhemina or Ford or any other agency, she was never in Vogue, she isn’t anymore a nurse than she is a runway model either and obviously she couldn’t have worked with Savannah, It’s funny how she claimed she did a girl girl with Savannah yet also claims that Tera Tera Tera is her first girl girl. The girl is a liar, flat out. Everyone in porn has long known it but many incuding AVN just ignored the truth and let her and Evan live in the fantasy world that they have created. Course then again the Savannah she is referring to may be Savannah Samson the Vivid girl in Tera Tera Tera. Of course knowing Tera who knows……

A
DIGITAL PLAYGROUND
PRESS RELEASE

Contact: Adella O’Neal
Adella@DigitalPlayground.com
(818) 376-8488

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
June 11th, 2004
Van Nuys, CA

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND’S JESSE JANE
COVERS TORONTO STAR’S “HEALTH” SECTION

Digital Playground’s exclusive contract star, Jesse Jane took the cover of Toronto Star’s “Health” section on Friday, June 4th. “Stiff Competition”, by Judy Gertzel, is an article that explores the concept of “porn for couples” and Digital Playground is featured prominently. Jesse Jane was interviewed for the article while visiting Toronto on a promotional tour for http://www.ViewersChoice.CA .

“More potent than ever, pornography is now being promoted as just the thing for couples,” reads the bi-line and the text under Jesse’s cover image states, “Digital Playground’s Loaded and Jesse Jane: Erotique are heavily promoted as couples faire on Pay-Per-View.” The informative and forward thinking article explains that porn for couples has narrative and characters, not just copulation. After viewing a few Digital Playground titles, including Beat the Devil, Judy Gertzel writes, “It [porn for couples] shows women getting pleasure, stimulation and satisfaction – not just giving it. It even shows – egad! – kissing! It’s true that this is a far cry from traditional porn for men…”

On page D4 the article mentions Digital Playground’s interactive DVD’s and concludes with a request from the author, “Me, I’m waiting for interactive porn for women. You know, the one where the guy can be programmed to say, after dinner, “Why don’t you just relax while I clean up the kitchen?” Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground’s President, is elated, “the Toronto Star is a very respected and trusted source of news and with a print circulation of over 500,000 daily readers, this detailed article is positive and informative and I’m honored they chose Digital Playground to represent the movement towards “porn for couples.”

For all the intricate details about Digital Playground and Viewer’s Choice (Canada’s leader in adult programming), pick up your copy of the Toronto Star, June 4th, 2004 today, visit http://www.TorontoStar.com , http://www.ViewersChoice.CA , http://www.DigitalPlayground.com or write to Adella@DigitalPlayground.com.

Jesse Jane is a trademark of Digital Playground, Inc., and all rights are reserved worldwide.

It’s nice to see this biz getting this type of POSITIVE press. Something we certainly need more of with the Sharon Mitchells of the world working hard to make us all look like scumbags.

Character Is More Than Just a Part In A Movie:

I have long been convinced that over a period of time a persons true character will emerge. You just have to wait long enough for it to make an appearance. I think thats what has happened recently in porn. For all of her pretense about caring and doing what is best Sharon Mitchell has shown herself to be void of any true character that one would associate with good.

You see there is this rape trial going on in Orange County California. some guys drugged and savagely raped and sexually abuse a high school girl. One of the guys is the son of a multi millionaire sheriffs assistant. Apparently these are not very bright people, they video taped this. Now its in the middle of a very high profile trial.

Now you may ask what this has to do with Mitchell? Mitchell, fresh out of some diploma mill school over there on the left coast with a PhD. thats not worth the paper it’s printed on is offering herself up as an expert witness in this case. She claims she can tell by looking at the video that the young lady who was subjected to everything from cigarettes to snapple bottles inserted in her vagina, while she was unconscious was faking it. Of course Sharon has a long and close familiarity with faking things. She is currently faking being a Doctor, a PhD, A Public Health Specialist, a virologist and in my opinion, a human being.

But lets not forget that there was a talent meeting on the HIV thing scheduled for this week and the talent wanted Doctor Mitch, as she calls herself, present to answer some questions. It had to be cancelled because Sharon wasn’t about to go up there and answer questions. But she would have happily answered questions in Orange County, questions that would have paid her.

What a fucking disgrace, porn should be so proud to have her.

BW Claims that the picture of Adella Delicately Feeding Me Was Photoshopped!:

Says This is the Original

Ray Charles Died Yesterday:

Ray Charles died at 73 from advanced liver disease. That makes me sad, there are precious few American Music legends and we lost 2 in the last year, Johnny Cash and now Ray Charles. As best as I can figure we have 2 left alive, Bob Dylan and Randy Newman.
I got pissed today listening to some bimbo on the local Clear Channel Station WGST reporting the death. This moron actually said “Crooner Ray Charles died today….” I wanted to yank all of her blonde hair out by the dark roots. Slim Whitman was a Crooner Ray Charles was a singer and an accomplished pianist. Reminds me of that Don Henley “Dirty Laundry”

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It’s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

I dunno about y’all but I am betting that when God wants to hear really good music Cash and Charles are right there.

Ok so if ya got Reagan and Charles yer dead pool is good, who will be #3?

Rest In Peace Ray Charles, Georgia On My Mind will forever be associated with you, you always said that before you recorded a song you sang it to yourself to see if you could “feel it”, well your music touched millions. God bless You!

I get asked that a lot….I always say genetics….it certainly aint that Volumez shit he is pimping…Well it seems Patricia Kennedy knows…(From the yahoo group)

Peter told me he went to the Doctor because he was scared he would run out of cum because he did cum so much! (Yes this is a true story, he told me this when we were doing a scene together and I was about to take it in the face!) anyway…………..he told the Doc his concern and the Doc checked him out and they discovered he has two prostrate glands, so that is why he can shoot that big scary load! Yes to me it was scary, because even with him aiming ya just knew some would get in your eye! The camera men always use to yell at him not to get them! I just love Peter! He was great to work with!

Cheers, PK

Thius actually adds up…Mat Ramsey Gland is gay and the Peter gland is straight maybe…..nahhhh it’s all gay……

And PK Attended Tera’s Premeire Party: (From her Yahoo Group)

Okay I am not sure how to even start this out……………I guess I will say No one knew me and I knew no one! Okay, so I get to the party and there is no one there, a few people outside waiting for the doors to open (which was 20 min. late) I just walked to the front and said I was on the list and was let in, into a culb with no one in it! Tera and Evan showed up almost an hour late and a girl named Savanna Samson……..or at least that is who I think she was, was also there. I knew Evan from a past guy I dated so I said hi and he was shocked to see me, he had no idea I had done porn, so that was pretty funny. I have never met Tera so I introduced myself and she had no idea who I was……………Oh yea they have forgotten the Old girls! People were taking pic’s of them and then all of a sudden someone asks me to pose for a pic & the people where like “Who are you?” I just laughed and laughed more when some guy asked if I wanted to do porn! Hahahahahahahahaha So Evan waved me over at one point and asked if I had met his wife………….now mind you if he left her side there was a very large biker by her so it was pretty intimadating for anyone to come up and meet her or even them, it was not a very meet and greet type of situation, very hard to take pic’s or get the DVD’s, it struck me as kind of weird, it wasn’t a very fan friendly type of thing, they did not make themselves very acessable to the public, but don’t get me wrong they were very nice to everyone who did weave thier way through the body guards, I just found it weird! But I come from the days of when you did promotion, it was all about the fans and public. I dunno it was just weird! I know I keep saying that! I did get some pic’s taken but they are on a disposible camera and I have more shots to take so I am going to take them on the WSEX show friday and then I will get them put on a disc and I will post a few on my group for all to see. So was it a good party or what? I am going to say…………….it was all right but I just feel more could have been done for the fans that were there to see them, it kind of reminded me of when a famous person is at a night club and everyone is just stareing at them from across the room……..Weird, just weird!

A Friend Sends a Photo of Us!

That’s us last Saturday!

And no, it isn’t that Goddess chick. I mean what are the chances that I would go to Toronto only to learn that A-Dell would be there the same days? Not only that, the first night in town I figure to drop by Preggos for a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat and guess who is sitting there? I think she has my fishoing rod bugged or something.

But now its time to dissuade the rumors once and for all about who kisses whose ass in this stalker/stalkee relationship

Eat your heart out Y’all!

More Mail

Hey Bro,

Hope you are having fun, catching alots of fish. Saw the pics of your new friend from AL very very pretty its a shame she is blind lol.

Anthony

P.S. Mandy sends a big hug

And More

Hey South,

Fuck the fish! Who is this Tiffany? She is unfuckingbelieveable, we want more of her.

And Finally

Honorable Round Eye Mike South,

We at the Korean Dwy Cleaner Anti-Defamation League notice that bronde porn girls Jesse Jane and Devon finarry have new DP Tonight coming on tonight. We still want to se aderra titties and we not stop until we acheive victory. We considering holding annual convention in Tampa during Tampa Show, we first must make sure that head round eye Jewn not babysitting bronde girls Jesse and Devon. You must make sure Aderra babysit.

PS Bring Bronde girl Tiffany, she hotter than steam pressing room in death valley in August..

From Green Lantern

“Evan Seinfeld Puts Gun To Tera Patrick’s Head

You once posted something about Tera Patrick and Dorothy Stratton. I think you’re more right than you want to be.

Actually I didn’t miss either story and I don’t reckon y’all did either, honestly I just wasn’t motivated to rant and rave, Ya I know that sounds strange but I assure you I am just fine, I just…well…Have more fun things to do plus I’m getting a bit tired of beating my head into a wall. The first letter did a much better job of outlining that particular issue anyway. I had a heads up that there would be major drama at that meeting and was told to have a camera on both the audience and the panel but I was in Canada and couldn’t bring it together in time. Oh well all the major news sources got it.

Remember the first rule in Crisis Management? STOP THE BLEEDING! AIM is a fucking artery laid wide open, and yet they continue to let “Doctor” Mitch make complete morons out of the entire lot of them. The longer they let it bleed the worse for the industry.

Well I am Back at the Beach And Despite My Resolve:

To not post as many fising photos, this time I can help myself…I think you will see why

That’s the days catch 24 Red and 19 Mangrove Snapper

This is my new friend Tiffany She may be the worlds most PERFECT Girl cuz she fishes and

She Smokes!

I mean she REALLY SMOKES!

She certainly takes my breath away! I Love Ya Baby!