July 28, 2004 (PACE, Fla.) — Scott Teston is fighting his neighbors whole hog.

He put 17 pigs in his Florida Panhandle yard after neighbors objected to a zoning change request. Teston wanted the property rezoned from agriculture to business.

Now, neighbors are raising a stink about the pig pen next door. But county officials say there’s nothing they can do about the animals because the suburb of Pace is zoned agricultural.

Teston is being a little pig-headed about his rezoning request. He says if it’s rejected again, he’ll put 500 hogs on his property.

This Just In! And a Contest!

Apparently The “P” in Sharons Phd has more to do with Poop….appropriately so…Looks like AIM is expanding.

OK Heres the contest Caption this picture. Winner will get something.

Come on Harry I haven’t heard from you in ages heres your chance to shine brother.

You Read it Here First:

Word is that Skeeter is gonna be directing for Vivid…Say thats a joke…..

Well it ain’t AVN just picked up the story and apparently the first Kerkove/Vivid release will star Tera Patrick and presumeably Evan, as well as Brianna Banks (formerly Mirage) Glad to see AVN run a story I ran first

A Few Observations:

Am I the only one that thinks Digital Playground is putting out more Stormy Waters Vids than the company she has been under contract to for a year?

Speaking of DP The best editing in porn BAR NONE…Jacks Playground, the guys that cut this are shit hot!

I was Having a Confab With My Buddy Neal Boortz: (www.boortz.com)

We were talking about the election and he was ranting about special interests, y’all know what special iterests are right? Now quick think of a special interest group that weilds a LOT of political power.

OK I’m guessing you thought of either the AARP or the NRA, they are the two biggest.

If everyone who rents porn were to get together and form the FAP (First Amendment Protectors) we would have more political power than the AARP and the NRA COMBINED!

Y’all think about that one

South, You are so full of shit. Debbie Matenopoulos is a stone fox, and I bet her friends are stone foxes too. You are a fucking troll and Debbie wouldn’t even acknowledge your presence, you made that shit up didn’t you?

Is that you Quaz? Nah Quaz wuld put his name on it, so would JimmyD. Au Contraire, Oh jealous one, here ois an excerpt from an email from Debbie herself.

“Mike…..Thank you thank you, thank you!!!!!! You are the best and if your readers do in fact email it will help immensley…(snipped)…Thanks again!!!! I owe you big xoxoxoxoxox, debbie “

So eat your heart out Tom, She more than acknowledges my presence….Now back to our regularly scheduled inanities. And y’all don’t forget to write in and help get Debbie a new job, she is a sweetheart.

Word I get is that Carly Milne over at Pure Play Media (Thats Seymore Butts, Suze Randall and Michael Ninn) has booked a party for Expo at a hot club in Vegas, they are having this shindig on Thurs night, the first night of the show. Apparently LFP/Hustler wanted the same venue for the same night, claiming no other was suitable and LFP tried to throw their weight around to get Pure Play booted…All to no avail.

When I called Carly she wouldn’t name any names but did confirm that Pure Play is gonna throw a BIG Invite only Party on the first night and that they did have the best venue in Vegas booked for it. Its an invite only shindig. OK I better get an invite.

Mark Kernes Answers My Question (Well I Might Add):

You wrote:

<< Hey Mark..I’m not trying to beat up on the FSC (That’s Coming Later Actually) but howcum they aren’t all over this…This is one they could win.>>

I think the problem is that it’s too early. There are two ways to go to court: A substantive challenge and an as-applied challenge. For reasons too technical to go into here, the industry lawyers have decided against a substantive challenge on the merits of the regulation. There actually was a case filed way back in the early ’90s or late ’80s — I’m a bit hazy on it — that (I think) challenged the whole labeling/recordkeeping concept, and I think we either lost that outright or came to some agreement with the (Reno) Justice Department that everything before a certain date (July 3, 1995) didn’t have to conform to the regulations; that stuff was all exempt, and records would have to be kept only on new productions, which everyone knew would be a pain in the ass… But do-able. It also kept everybody’s catalog intact, where a lot of producers make their real money.

I think what’ll happen now is, attorneys are ready for that first bust — which I think will happen shortly after the new regs go into effect, but hasn’t happened yet. At that point, the Justice Department will have tipped its hand as to what it’s looking for and how it’s going to go about it — how closely it will try to follow these extremely complex (and in some cases internally contradictory) regulations — and the lawyers will have an actually injured defendant that they can argue on behalf of. As-applied challenges are often easier to win than substantive challenges; the former deals with the specific facts of a case, which decision can be far-reaching, whereas a substantive challenge is all about arguing theories of law, and that can be very difficult.

Kernes

Adella Says She Is NOT A Porkchop:

hi mike,

thanks for all the love on your site - i’m flattered by the marriage proposals. Jesse Capps is very sexy and very cowboy and right up my alley. You, on the other hand, are one hell of a good time, a constant challenge and one of my favorite people in the world. You are also a porn star of sorts and you run a site and line entitled southern bukkake with which i will have no affiliation. i am looking forward to fishing and diving with you while the rest of the industry toils away at Internext. I’m quite confident that your boat will be renamed “Digital Playground”. The dingy can get “pure play” lettering, if Carly isn’t too afraid to show up. Richard Arnold should definitely be made aware of the competition so Carly’s vacation time isn’t used on the trip.

in rebuttal to your published comments, i would like to make a few points…

1.) I am NOT a pork chop
2.) I am NOT a prize that can be won at the county fair
3.) I am NOT available for sale to the highest bidder

And when it comes to sweet talk, Mr. Rock Confidential Dot Com is winning.

Sorry Mike. Step it up baby!

xo

me

—–
Adella
Digital Playground
(818) 376-8488
(818) 376-8489 fax
www.digitalplayground.com

ME? SWEET TALK? Surely you jest…..I will say this you are not a pork chop, You ARE a prize (If for no other reason than look at what your PR skills did for DP.) you are not for sale, prizes are won, not sold. It is also not lost on me that A Dell PR guru that she is has turned this from me saying I think I am being targeted as a husband to I have proposed to her….Y’all pay attention, that’s why she is unmatched in PR.

Now a couple of notes to Jewn and Richard. I expect to see Carly in Mexico Beach with Adella and Jesse Jane in a couple of weeks and I expect to see A-Dell in Tampa, dancing turkeys ain’t always hens ya know.

Scoop From Hollywood:

You read it here FIRST Ryan Seacrest is officially cancelled….whoever that is…Jasons Brother maybe?

Ok I Don’t Normally Do This Sort of Thing BUT:

Today I am making an exception because it’s for a friend.

You see Debbie Matenopoulos is best friends with Julie and Julie is one of my best friends, the result is I am friends with Debbie too. Debbie has always been very nice to me, she is a complete doll, very funny with an infectious personality.

Debbie has been on Good Day Live a few times lately and is apparently up for a job there.

So all y’all do me a favor and email em and tell em how great Debbie is and she should be on the show, they do read the emails.

I thank you for your support

I went to ICANN to look at the public messages about the .XXX TLD. The third message was from Lawrence Walters, stating that this is a responsible step for the adult industry.

First of all Larry, you overpriced fucking sell out…YOU do not speak for the adult industry! Second I’m sure you are masturbating at the thought of all the 100 dollars bills this travesty would put into your pocket (or maybre already has…ICM Registry has proven they are not above buying anyone who is for sale)

If Larry were my attorney, I’d fire his ass. Y’all think about that.

Scumbag

.XXX Still Not Dead, And AVNOnline is Helping to Pimp It:

The key word here being pimp of course.

lets look at whose who in this battle:

First you Have ICMRegistry and their little used car salesman Jason Hendales, Jason’s job is to garner support for the .XXX domain for ICMRegistry so that they can try to ramrod it through ICANN. The proposed price tag for .XXX domains 75.00/yr.

Second, You have knowledgeable adult webmasters, attorneys and lobbyists like myself, Jeffrey Douglas, J.D. Obenberger and Bill Lyon who are against this, for reasons I will spell out in a bit.

Third You have parties in the biz, who, out of ignorance or alterior motive or both would support this under the guise of….you guessed it….keeping the children safe. These include LFP, Vivid, AVN and some of the board of the Free Speech Cabal. Though AVN has been passive in it’s support, it’s editorials speak for themselves.

Take the recent issue of AVNOnline where they lay out the story noting that the Free Speech Coalition held a special meeting to discuss and vote on this. AVN reported that the members in attendance voted it in BUT the big bad wolf (Then Director of the FSC) Bill Lyon vetoed the vote and called on the board of directors to decide the issue. Now here is the FACT that changes the whole story that AVN conveniently left out.

The night of the vote ICMRegistry brought in a bunch of “Ringers”, they paid the dues for them to join the FSC so that they could vote in favor of .XXX, thus guaranteeing that the measure would pass. Bill Lyon saw through this ruse and did the right thing.

They also conveniently left out the fact that the FSC had been BRIBED to pass the measure….reportedly to the tune of 8.00 per domain sold. That’s a hefty chunk of change and was certainly enough to buy the votes of some of the FSC Board members with less integrity than Lyon. Lawrence Walters and Greg Picconelli were salivating at the idea too because passage is job security for them as you will soon see.

So when you come right down to it, it’s all about the money. ICM Registry will make millions off of this and thus will go to great lengths to sell it, even if it means selling us out.

Now some of you might be thinking that this aint such a bad idea, you are wrong, here’s why:

It doesn’t “protect the children”, kids dont get porn from responsible adult sites, they get it off of kazaa, bearshare, limewire, morpheus, IRC and others.

It does “Zone” adult into a cyber ghetto, they say that we won’t be required to use it but ask yourself this: Does your state have seatbelt laws? Remember how they sold that? They said Oh we won’t just pull you over and give you a ticket for not wearing it, we just want to enact it to protect you and your children, now “Click It Or Ticket Campaigns are rampant right? Just how long do you think it would take Ashcroft or smeone of similar narrow mindedness to pass legislation “protecting the children” by forcing adult sites to use .XXX. Picconelli and Walters say no way they can’t do that but I guarantee you these two hot shots aren’t going to represent you for free to prove it. For them .XXX is money in the bank, fuck what’s good for the industry.

How long would it take your city or state to demand that ISPs “filter out” the .XXX domain or lose permission to provide service to you? Specially if you live in, say Utah?

Starting to see the problems now? Ya I thought you might.

You see its all about the money, ICM Registry, Picconelli, Walters…these people could give a fuck because they are going to make money, even if only because adult webmasters will buy the .XXX domains to protect them from cybersquatting, at least that’s what they are counting on.

Next time you hear AVN wanting to speak for the adult webmaster community, remember this people. You gonna be at Internext? Tell them to stop trying to sell you to the highest bidder.

That’s the way I see it.

Jesse Capps From Rockconfidential Writes:

Hey Mike…

Last week you said Adella had you pegged for husband material.

I would like to respectfully submit that she is perfect wifey material! I know I’m treading on your territory here, but Adella is someone I could see myself with for the rest of my life!

It’s not like I’ve made out with her in a hot tub in Cabo or anything like that. How lucky could one man be?

She told me I was good husband material, too. What gives?

Wanna fight it out at the Tampa Show? The winner gets Adell…

It’s on, brother!

\m/_

Jesse

OK Jesse, admit it, A-Dell put you up to this didn’t she? Between Me, You and her we REDEFINE the term Publicity Whore…..I think the winner should get A-Dell, Carly Milne AND Jesse Jane….May the best man win…..

Jenn Writes

Hey Mike Congratulations on the toy line! That rocks and is absolutely fantastic! I am really excited for you! Let me know when the items will be released and I’ll review them in my toy review column on www.theadultwebmaster.com and hopefully you’ll let me interview you as well! As for this from your recent column:

“So why is it everyone seems to be pointing the finger of blame at us? Child abusers go where the children are, there are no children in porn.”

Go to Phil Burress’s site (citizens for community values guy) at www.ccv.org and you’ll see that he believes porn consumption leads adults to become pedophiles. This site is a good look in to the thinking that some people have on this issue. I think you’d find it an interesting read (well he’s a lunatic, so it’s interesting for that alone!).

Again Congrats on the toy line (love the packaging!)

Jen

Ya I know he SAYS he believes that but I don’t think he really does, he is just doing what “all good christians” do and trying to stamp out behaviour that he doesn’t like by wrapping it in a child pornography cloak. The idea isn’t to end child abuse, the idea is to end mine and your rights to view adult material if we so choose. Now about that packaging for the toy line…Have you had your glasses checked lately?

And Good Old Kernes Has Somethin To Say Too:

He can try…

You wrote:

<< This leads me to another thought and that is whether the record keeping Act would hold up in the first place. Sure we have a responsibility in this biz to make sure that whoever works for us is of legal age but what about people who sell tobacco and alcohol, they are equally if not more dangerous to children. Do they have to keep a record of every sale? >>

But SEX is SO much more dangerous than tobacco and alcohol! Ask any fundamentalist.

<< This legislation presumes that we are guilty and makes us prove our innocence.>>

Not at all! It’s the type of *regulation* that takes place in many businesses. Forcing a manufacturing plant to install a railing on a walkway doesn’t presume anyone has had or is going to have an accident there; it’s just a *precaution.* Of course, it’s also a pain in the ass — but how many gov’t regulations do you know that AREN’T?

<< We are forced to turn over evidence without the need for a search warrant or any probable cause that a crime has been commited.>>

Their argument, of course, is that the mere possibility that someone of 17 yrs. 11 mos. or younger MIGHT be performing sex on camera far outweighs any violation of your First Amendment rights for having to make sure they are at least 18.

<< The new changes place unnecessary burdens on the manufacturers in how the files are required to be maintained, it isn’t as simple as keeping IDs. we
have to ID every photo, every performer, every alias the performer ever filed under, every video and it must all be cross referenced. I do this on a database, but what if they came in and claimed they couldn’t access the server? Would I be in violation?>>

I have no doubt they’d bust you for it. Whether you’re “in violation” would then be a matter for a judge and jury. Always back up your files!

<< Y’all know how adamant I am about this biz policing itself and working to make the industry more responsible but this seems to be a clear violation of several constitutionally protected rights, including the models right to privacy. >>

No argument from me.

<< Maybe someday Washington will get off their collective asses and do something constructive to help end the sexual exploitation of children.>>

I’m waiting for good robot kid models to be produced, so pedophiles can abuse robots to their hearts’ content. Beyond that, I don’t see a solution.
Psychiatric treatment of pedophiles doesn’t seem to cure the urge; drugs are only effective if one takes them, and the world’s largest kiddie porn collection reportedly sits in a government warehouse somewhere.

Don’t know what it is that impels some folks to want to have sex with kids — but then again, I’ve also never seen the attraction of virgins. I mean,
would you hire a plumber to fix your sink, whose only qualification was that he’d never worked on a pipe before?

Kernes

Hey Mark..I’m not trying to beat up on the FSC (That’s Coming Later Actually) but howcum they aren’t all over this…This is one they could win.

Wankus Writes:

Something to Say About 2257

Wankus [KSEXradio.com] writes:

Damn Mike.

I read you sometimes and think, “what a fucking idiot.” I read you at other times and think, “he’s on to something there.” Tonight I read you and couldn’t help saying, “RIGHT THE FUCK ON MIKE!” Damn well written piece on all points and I 100% agree.

Keep the fight! See ya at Internext!

Wank

Thanks Wankus….and I’m so glad you don’t always agree with me cuz if you did then one of us isn’t needed on earth and I’d hate to see you die….Yer funny if for nothing else the mating dance between Gene and John T Bone you got going on over there….why don’t they just fuck already…..Oh and I ain’t going to Internext I will be at Mexico Beach teaching Adella, Carly and Jesse Jane topless fishing…..OK I may be dreaming about the topless part…

I Have Something To Say, and Porners Should Give This a Read:

With all the upcoming hoopla on the new changes to 2257 and all I did a little research on who actually sexually abuses children….

NEWSFLASH!!!!

It ain’t us!

Your underage son or daughter is:

OVER 100,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a family member or a friend than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 10,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a clergy member than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 10,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a teacher or daycare provider than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 10,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a complete stranger than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 1,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a member of the American Family Association than by someone in the adult industry

So why is it everyone seems to be pointing the finger of blame at us? Child abusers go where the children are, there are no children in porn.

This leads me to another thought and that is whether the record keeping Act would hold up in the first place. Sure we have a responsibility in this biz to make sure that whoever works for us is of legal age but what about people who sell tobacco and alcohol, they are equally if not more dangerous to children. Do they have to keep a record of every sale?

This legislation presumes that we are guilty and makes us prove our innocence.

We are forced to turn over evidence without the need for a search warrant or any probable cause that a crime has been commited.

The new changes place unnecessary burdens on the manufacturers in how the files are required to be maintained, it isn’t as simple as keeping IDs. we have to ID every photo, every performer, every alias the performer ever filed under, every video and it must all be cross referenced. I do this on a database, but what if they came in and claimed they couldn’t access the server? Would I be in violation? and assuming that everyone is over 18 exactly what crime was commited other than the records weren’t available at the time of inspection? Y’all know how adamant I am aboutthis biz policing itself and working to make the industry more responsible but this seems to be a clear violation of several constitutionally protected rights, including the models right to privacy.

Maybe Kernes can explain it.

Maybe someday Washington will get off their collective asses and do something constructive to help end the sexual exploitation of children.

Thanks To Mark and All the Folks at The Blue Pages and at Secretvenues:

For treating me so well in Toronto! Destiny St Claire is a little doll for sure, seems like the kind of girl Wicked would want for a contract girl, maybe Brad Armstrong should call her soon and ask her for a date, that seems to be how ya do it there.

Carly and Adell Get Quoted:

It’s actually an interesting article on the mainstreaming of porn Read it here

Of 321 well known musicians who died prematurely:

40 died from drug overdoses
36 by suicide
22 in aircraft crashes
35 in car crashes
18 murdered
9 drowned in their own vomit
5 drowned in swimming pools (presumeably not filled with vomit)

The article in the London Times didn’t list how the others died….

9/11 Report Due Today

Well, today the 9/11 Commission releases their report. This is the report that has taken months and untold millions of dollars to reach the same conclusion about 9/11 that we had before. We just simply weren’t prepared for a terrorist attack inside this country. We were asleep at the switch on September 11, 2001. Let’s alert the media.

Politics…more specifically, partisan politics. Don’t forget for a minute that it was Democrats that initially pushed this idea of a Commission, and along with the mainstream media forced Bush into going along with it. Once the commission held hearings, it was the partisan liberal Democrats like Richard Ben-Veniste, Jamie Gorelick and Timothy Roemer that carried the water for the DNC and the Kerry campaign in nailing the Bush administration to the wall. Clinton was in office for 8 years before the attacks and Bush 8 1/2 months…but we all know who they were blaming.

Early media reports say that the report will blame neither the Bush or Clinton administrations. There’s your primary indication that the report is flawed. Any logical appraisal of Bill Clinton’s inaction after the first World Trade Center bombing would lead you to the conclusion that Clinton’s failure to act decisively certainly had an affect on later events. Can you just imagine what the left would be saying today if it had been George Bush 41, instead of Bill Clinton, who took no action when offered custody of Osama bin Laden?

Then you have this video that was released to the public. It shows how easily these Islamic terrorists waltzed right through our “airport security.” Well here’s a newsflash for you….airport security is no better today! Instead of racially profiling Arabs and Muslims and scrutinizing people who look like terrorists, the TSA is strip searching little old ladies. There is nothing in place today that would have stopped the hijackings on September 11th. Here we are three years later, and we’re gotten exactly nowhere.

The 575-page report will be for sale in bookstores. Save your money…and your time.

That’s what she will be when she gets married to that dude…he has 2 kids. Fuck her, give me Jessica Simpson any day.

If Yer the Chick Who Lives In Toronto who was in Tampa Last year Who Reads My Site:

Email me asap

I am Appalled That I am Not Appalled:

These are my first two products coming soon from LVNI

OK just damn that might even scare off Adell….she will have a good assortment of toys though…

I guess this makes me the undisputed king of hillbilly porners

My Sources Here In Toronto Showed Me an Ad for a JKP Porn Ball That was Suppossed to happen here Last Weekend:

But all the JKP girls flaked except Nikki Nova (Who isn’t a JKP Girl)..JKP girls flaking…go figger

New Date for XRCO (Hell I didn’t Even know the old date)

anyway now its Aug 19th, 2004 presumeably at the same time and the same place.

Thursday the 22nd we (me and Destiny St Claire) will be at:

Adults Only Video (AOV)
375 Yonge Street (Toronto)
416-260-9706

I’m donating all the money from my pictures to a local charity.

Again tomorrow, this time I kept it top secret so that my stalker couldn’t track me up there and tempt me with her PR savvy like she did last time. I am convinced she has me targeted as husband material.

I will be there with this little hottie though:

DAMN!

If yer in Toronto and yer interested here’s the 411:

“GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN”

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Thursday July 22nd @ POSH LOUNGE (173 Eglinton Ave E.)

Strict dress code in effect. Dress to impress. (NO running shoes, blue jeans or baseball caps).

With Special Guests ….

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Porn Star/Model Destiny St. Claire
and surprise guest: Drifter

Come out and welcome our guests to T.O. Bring Your Videos, mags & memorabilia for a signing!!

- Free champagne Room
- Lovely Ladies
- Go-Go Dancers
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Break out that tie from the closet…who knows you may just find more than one use for it……Girls just wanna have fun! Come out and mingle with Toronto’s finest!

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Who has been named Managing Editor of Hustler Magazine. I have dealt with Morgan in the past and he is one of the good guys. Way to go man, you deserve this one bro!

Alright Mike, if you gonna bait me on the escorting porn stars thing, I reckon I’ll just go ahead and bite. No wonder you’re such a good fisherman.

I have to agree with you on the issues of disease. Condom protected sex while escorting is certainly safer than unprotected sex on the set even IF proper testing was in practice. I think anyone with half a brain would agree with that. As I see it, however, the dangers of these girls escorting has nothing to do with disease and everything to do with safety as it pertains to violence.

When you’re having sex on camera (or shooting a BDSM scene for that matter), with a guy that’s been in a few thousand scenes, in front of a director who’s shot just as many and the production staff, a still photographer, a suitcase pimp, and a lawyer or something, you’re pretty fuckin’ safe from any foul play. In contrast, as an escort, you never know what kind of lunatic could be lurking deep inside a two thousand dollar suit, and by the nature of escorting, you’re going to be spending a few minutes alone with these guys. Sure, she might have a bull of a driver standing outside the hotel room door, but that’s only gonna do so much good should a john become a Jack (the Ripper). Maybe I’m misinformed. I dunno. I don’t make a habit of hiring call girls.

Now you’ll have to excuse my ignorance here, because I could be misinformed here as well, but it seems to me that a girl that is escorting might lose some of her value in the industry. I mean why would a porn nut, who happens to be living a bit above his means, want to buy DVD’s if he can throw down some dough and actually DO the girl on the boxcover. Maybe I’m just speaking from my own perspective (which is pretty damn narrow) but the mystique of these girls is partly based on the fact that she’s not really attainable. Knowing a girl is escorting, and that all I have to do is make the proper phone call and cough up the proper cash gets her bobbing on my wiener just kinda kills the fun. I can only imagine it’s like that for other guys as well.

You called. There’s my cards.

By the way, I’m gonna be in ATL at the end of August. Any chance a poor quality control/content analyst in VOD from North Carolina could do lunch with the famous Mike South? I’m probably even gonna be parking my car in Doraville and leaving it in a garage there. Lemme know. I’d tell ya to have your people call my people, but I don’t have any fuckin’ people, so just E-mail me.

Take care Sir,

Kaige

Thanks for the Commentary man you make some VERY valid points, particularly the girl losing some of her value in the industry. It would be my pleasure to have lunch bro….hit me up via email with your schedule and so long as I am in town it’s a done deal!

So The Marraige Amendment Got Shot Down:

By a majority Republican legislature I might add. No surprise there a constitutional amendment is a very hard thing to enact, as it well should be. This never had a chance anyhow, it’s just election year politics, it’s Bush suckling up to the religious right.

Personally I think gay people SHOULD be allowed to marry….they should suffer just like the rest of us.

I Would Caution Everyone:

Not to put a whole lot of faith in the Democrats when it comes to our biz, they would sell us out in a heartbeat and John Kerry is already spouting the “F” word….that being Family Values….

At this point I am still NOT going to vote for Bush, I am actually of the ideology that this country runs best when the white house is Democrat and the legislature is republican, its a good balance and the house id where spending must originate. The white house is has more control over the federal court agendas.

Special Thanks To Felicia Fox:

The Orgasmic Oralist did a great bukkake for me last night….I love Fifi…what a girl!