I spent a part of the morning calling people in South’s address book to see if I could get some free tickets to the Braves game. I explained how I was his girl friend and that he had told me the person on the other end of the phone was someone he knew he [...]

Once again I’ve read the porn sites, no one has done anything exceptionally stupid or O.D.’ed. Actually I O.D.’ed two weeks ago. Metamucil. It wasn’t pretty. I overslept this morning after indulging in excessive jilling last night. The bukkakes were goooooood. The cops both protected AND served. They weren’t like the ones I’d seen [...]

Not to worry. Apparently people in porn still aren’t doing anything stupid. But if you are in porn, and you do plan to do something stupid, email me and tell me about it, will ya? Damn. I’m starting to sound like a South update already. I wasn’t sure I wanted to update this time [...]

(If you don’t already know it, you’ll soon discover that’s the normal state of our “relationship.” I’m pissed and he’s clueless to the fact that I’m pissed. Hell, I’ve been pissed at him since September ’04 and he still hasn’t figured it out.) He was telling me about all the different parts available in [...]

Just as a dog returns to his favorite place to shit, I, too, am returning to Casa de South to write Mike's updates for a week. In exchange for writing said updates, I'll get lots of tension headaches and little else. At least I don't have to worry about Social Security taking a hefty [...]