I spent a part of the
morning calling people in South’s address book to see
if I could get some free tickets to the Braves game. I
explained how I was his girl friend and that he had
told me the person on the other end of the phone was
someone he knew he could rely on in any situation.
Then [...]

Once again I’ve read the porn sites, no one has done
anything exceptionally stupid or O.D.’ed. Actually I
O.D.’ed two weeks ago. Metamucil. It wasn’t pretty.
I overslept this morning after indulging in excessive
jilling last night. The bukkakes were goooooood. The
cops both protected AND served. They weren’t like the
ones I’d seen before. The chicks actually TALKED in
South’s bukkakes. [...]

Not to worry.
Apparently people in porn still aren’t doing anything
stupid. But if you are in porn, and you do plan to do
something stupid, email me and tell me about it, will
ya? Damn. I’m starting to sound like a South update
already. I wasn’t sure I wanted to update this time
around when Mike asked me. I’m never [...]

(If you don’t already know it, you’ll soon discover that’s the normal state of our “relationship.” I’m pissed and he’s clueless [...]

Just as a dog returns to his favorite place to shit, I, too, am returning to Casa de South to write [...]