May 31st, 2005

Some History: From 8/23/2003

ICM Registry v.FSC?:

It seems the overwhelming majority of the people in the Free Speech Coalition are, in fact, against this unholy alliance to ramrod through the .xxx Top Level Domain. One thing you can bet your ass on, this is ALL about the money. Jason (The Snake) Hendales, The HWMIC at ICM Registry is fond of telling us how the government CAN’T regulate the domain. But you can bet your sweet ass The Snake won’t be there when we HAVE to defend ourselves from the Government.

Face it This is all about making money and ICM Registry stands to make a pretty penny if this passes. Jason and everyone else from ICM Registry could give a fuck what happens once he starts selling the domains, all he wants is the money.

The Snake Strikes:

Word I am getting is that Jason “The Snake” knows that given the current membership, the unholy alliance he is trying to forge to lead us all into slaughter is probably going to fail. Is that going to stop The Snake? NO. He packed the FSC meeting with “new members” and they are joining the FSC at a pretty high rate….hey at 50 bucks a pop the 5 Grand it would cost ICM Registry to stack the deck with 100 members voting for him is peanuts, way cheaper than trying to buy off the votes currently there. Lets face it even 50 Grand is nothing compared to what he will make if this .XXX Trojan Horse becomes a reality.

The FSC is wise to this effort, I applaud them so far, lets see if they can stand thier ground…Hell I might even join.

If for no other reason than to tell The Snake and ICM Registry to drag your sorry asses back to Canada then FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Do I feel strongly about this…OH HELL Yes!

From 10/10/2003

The Future of .xxx May be Decided Tonight.

Jason “The Snake” Hendales from ICM Registry in Canada is going to propose to ICANN the adoption of a new .xxx top level domain. I have chronicled this in earlier pieces here. Tonight the Free Speech Coalition board will vote on this proposal. The fate of the .xxx domain jst may lie in their hands. Without the FSC support it seems likely that ICANN will again reject the .xxx domain idea as they did once before. With the support of the FSC, it is believed that the idea has a chance. So much so that ICM registries has offered the FSC “renumeration” in the amount of a substantial percentage of the revenue, I’m not talking single or even low double digits, I’m talking as much as half.

To those in the FSC who are more beholden to the almighty dollar this seems like a great way to line their pockets.

To those in the FSC who are concerned about the welfare of the adult industry this seems like a great way to zone ourselves into a cyber ghetto.

I urge the FSC to reject this unholy alliance and send Jason and ICM Registry packing.

As soon as I know the results of the vote, I will post it here.

It’s 32 Degrees Farenhiet in Hell, Pigs are Flying all over the Place and Wild bears are Shitting in the Ocean:

That’s right I am PRAISING the Free Speech Coalition! In a resounding defeat of 6-2 the board voted AGAINST support of the .xxx top level domain. I am told the two yes votes were from Walters and Piconelli, both attorneys with the most to gain from its passage. Thankfully cooler and less avaricious heads prevailed and even though the FSC stood to get a substantial amount of money from each domain sold, the board did the right thing and sent Jason “The Snake” Hendales and ICM Registry back to Canada empty handed.

I have been critical of the FSC in the past but today they get nothing but my highest praise. I hope that this marks a turning point for the FSC and that they will fix some of their past problems and turn themselves into an organization that we can all support and be proud of.

I apologize for not having this up sooner but I was shooting today….Besides I gotta let AVN get a scoop every now and then ;)

Tim Writes:

Old Buddy, you carry a BIG FUCKING STICK. You may not know it, but you do. I was there when you dressed down Hendales and Piconelli in Miami. I am absolutely convinced that you had more influence on the FSC vote today than any other ten people combined. I know that had I been on that board I would not have wanted to explain a yes vote to you. You get it. Thank you for standing up and telling it like it is. The powers in the Valley may not admit it but they all read your site and they all see the common sense approach that you take. It is very hard to argue with common sense. Keep screaming my friend, they hear you.

Wow, Thanks man, I can’t take credit for the vote today but I can promise you that I will never back down when I believe I am right. I love this industry and the people in it and I love the people who read my site. I am not always right, by any stretch, but I write with my heart here, and I certainly have a right to be wrong. Thanks Again Tim, and thanks to all of you for letting me into your head, right or wrong I appreciate the fact that you read me.

Gee Thanks Picconelli and All The Rest Of You Fucking Sellouts:

You think 2257 is bad….

ICANN is pleased to announce that the independent evaluation process, which began last year, has resulted in a further sponsored Top Level Domain (sTLD) application moving to the next stage.

As the process for selecting new sponsored Top Level Domain (sTLDs) continues from a pool of ten applications, ICANN has now entered into commercial and technical negotiations with an additional candidate registry, ICM Registry, Inc, (.XXX).

ICANN recently announced the designation of two new sponsored Top-Level Domains (sTLDs), .JOBS and .TRAVEL at the 22nd ICANN International meeting in Mar del Plata, Argentina.

ICANN has also recently entered into commercial and technical negotiations with the following additional candidate registries, .CAT, .POST & .MOBI.

Discussions continue among ICANN Board and Staff regarding the evaluation of four additional proposed sponsored Top Level Domains (sTLDs): .ASIA, .MAIL, .TEL-Pulver, & .TEL-Telnic.

An update on the status and progress of the additional applicants will be made as they proceed further through the process.

Please address any media enquires concerning the registry applicant, ICM, to Stuart Lawley +1 (202) 585- 0259 or visit www.icmregistry.com for more information. For any enquires concerning ICANN please email press@icann.org.

Tony404 Writes:

Trust me .xxx becomes a reality expect a law within a year making us give up our .com’s THis is so bad ,how anyone in this industry can support this is beyond crazy.

Also Does Avn support this ? If so we should stop supporting them

Aly_AVN Replies: (on GFY)

AVN reports the news and throws trade events, we’re required to remain objective, not pick a side.

I Immediately Responded:

Like you didnt take a stand on sexyoutdoorsports?

Thats a fucking lowlife cop out Aly and everyone of you fuckers at AVN knows it.

AVN has waffled back and forth on this issue supporting it when the slimebags at ICMRegistry promised AVN money from each registration for their support (via the FSC) the FSC wisely chose not to support .xxx and Im thinking more and more that Bill was fired for it.

AVN needs to quit being for sale to the highest bidder and take a stand for some reason other than a bribe

Aly_AVN Replied:

Thanks for your opinion Mike. I promise to pass it on.

I’ve never been called a lowlife fucker before… Guess there’s a first time for everything.

I Replied:

I didnt call YOU anything

You know as well as I that your editorial policy on this issue SUCKS

personally I prolly like you but you are speaking for AVN and I am speaking TO AVN

Aly_AVN Replies:

That’s cool Mike. And I really do promise to pass this on. Thanks!

Japchick Writes:

Dear Hillbilly,

Wow! I knew you were smarter than you let on. The letter you penned to Dr Reisman was intelligent, well written and non combative. I always had a feeling that under circumstances unknown to most porners that you are an articulate and intelligent spokesman for the industry. You demonstrated that very well!

Tony404 Writes:

You should send that as an op ed letter to the New York Times, I bet they would publish it.

Mr Fiction Writes: (on GFY)

World Net Daily is one of those right wing propaganda sites that claims to be news. It is a propaganda site, not news.

Good job standing up to them.

KernelPanic Writes:

Bingo, well written, and agreed. Its unfortunate that the adult industry is a scapegoat, but such can be expected when religious/moral propagandists have infiltrated every major news outlet, and enjoy significant representation among federal officials.

Thanks to all for your support, I wish I wasn’t in such a minority when it comes to trying to get the word out about the truth of what it is we do in this biz.

 

May 30th, 2005

While We Are All Picnicing, Partying:

Or whatever it is we are doing today…let us not forget that today is the day that we recognize all those who have paid the ultimate price for our freedom…yours and mine. Let us not dishonor the lives of these heroes by allowing tinhorn politicians to run rough shod over our constitutional rights that these heroes have paid dearly to protect.

I wish to take this opportunity to thank the families, and friends of these heroes for the sacrifice that their loved one made. I wish it wasn’t necessary to have to die to protect freedom, but rest assured it wasn’t in vain, some of us do remember.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

May 26th, 2005

Erica More Writes:

Hi Mike, I am new to reading your site and semi-new talent in the industry. I just wanted to say that i really liked reading your stats on the child molestation, but I think our goverment needs an escape goat for everything so they blame us for the abuse. It keeps the common person at ease to think that there is someone to blame other than the sick assholes doing it. I mean look at the time these idoits get for thier crimes, not enough as far as Im concerned! I am a mother of 4 girls and 1 boy and I know that as a woman in porn my children will grow up more sexually adjusted than I was with parents who needed someone to blame like our goverment does the porn industry.

Thanks for your insight! Erica More

JimmyD Writes:

your VERY relevant piece *IS* verrrrrrry relevant. yep, you’re right on the money. but you’re preaching to the wrong congregation. what you wrote should go out as a “letter to the editor” to every major newspaper in the country. it should go to other media outlets. it shoud go to senators and congressmen. it should go to any and all political action groups who might give a shit about this.

you’re a rocket scientist. figure out a rocket science way to get this out.
btw, if what some people have said and/or written about Skeeter recently is true, are your statistics now dated? e.g., does the first one now become 99,999 to 1?

And Mark Kernes:

Maybe Kernes can explain it. >>
Of course. Considering that in the last 20 years, there have been exactly four (4) underage performers who snuck into the business with fake IDs (Traci, Alexandria Quinn, gay guy Jeff Browning and that girl in Sugar 2 whose name I can’t remember) — importantly, they were not BROUGHT into the business and then GIVEN fake IDs — the obvious primary function of the new regs is harassment.

Kernes

EXACTLY!

May 25th, 2005

This Is A Reprint From A Few Months Back…It Is VERY Relevant:

I Have Something To Say, and Porners Should Give This a Read:

With all the upcoming hoopla on the new changes to 2257 and all I did a little research on who actually sexually abuses children….

NEWSFLASH!!!!

It ain’t us!

Your underage son or daughter is:

OVER 100,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a family member or a friend than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 10,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a clergy member than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 10,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a teacher or daycare provider than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 10,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a complete stranger than by someone in the adult industry

OVER 1,000 times MORE likely to be sexually abused by a member of the American Family Association than by someone in the adult industry

So why is it everyone seems to be pointing the finger of blame at us? Child abusers go where the children are, there are no children in porn.

This leads me to another thought and that is whether the record keeping Act would hold up in the first place. Sure we have a responsibility in this biz to make sure that whoever works for us is of legal age but what about people who sell tobacco and alcohol, they are equally if not more dangerous to children. Do they have to keep a record of every sale?

This legislation presumes that we are guilty and makes us prove our innocence.

We are forced to turn over evidence without the need for a search warrant or any probable cause that a crime has been commited.

The new changes place unnecessary burdens on the manufacturers in how the files are required to be maintained, it isn’t as simple as keeping IDs. we have to ID every photo, every performer, every alias the performer ever filed under, every video and it must all be cross referenced. I do this on a database, but what if they came in and claimed they couldn’t access the server? Would I be in violation? and assuming that everyone is over 18 exactly what crime was commited other than the records weren’t available at the time of inspection? Y’all know how adamant I am about this biz policing itself and working to make the industry more responsible but this seems to be a clear violation of several constitutionally protected rights, including the models right to privacy.

Maybe Kernes can explain it.

Maybe someday Washington will get off their collective asses and do something constructive to help end the sexual exploitation of children.

 

 

May 24th, 2005

Tony the Tiger and Ernest T Bass Dead:

Thurl Ravenscroft 91, and Howard Morris 85 both died.

Homeland Security Pays Porners A Visit:

Apparently they had a presence at the show in New York City and they had a little confab with Wankus and Lisa Sparks amoung others. And word is they weren’t looking to book Lisa for a gangbang. After Wankus spoke with them he closed his booth…What happened Wankus?

Damn! No One Of Y’all Was Upset:

About those fish pictures…Tim Case suggested it was because we weren’t having sex on the boat …YIKES!

Did you see who was ON the boat? There’s nobody on the boat I’d have sex WITH.

I’m thinkin more and more that Case might be a tad light in his loafers.

Wicked For Sale?

This rumor has been around forever and probably has some basis in fact. I figure Steve would sell if the price was right…so far it hasn’t been.

Lukeford.com to Change Owners Again?:

Apparently Fayner is over it…he updates less than Tim Case now, and any edge he once had seems long gone, it’s tough to do this day in and day out.

Tera Patrick Is Banging THIS?:

If he had hair and a brain he could double for Ron Jeremy, but then he IS banging Tera….

May 23rd, 2005

OK Tim Case Talked Me Into Posting Fishing Pics:

One in particular he claimed would make me satan himself…can you guess which one?


Headed out to the fishing grounds


A Jerk on One End of a Rod Waiting For a Jerk on the Other?


Uh Oh….Thats My Little Brother with a Helluva Red Snapper
Note the filet knife in the picture it is the very same kinfe I used to make boneless filets out of this bad boy
(The Fish not my Brother)


The First Days Catch


YaYaYa:

I know I got slack…so sue me…I went fishing? Wanna see what we caught? I can post the pics but I wouldn’t want anyone to be bored….if a few people ask it’s done…hey we caught the daylioghts out of em…big red snapper, grouper and mangrove snapper…and a few dolfin too….

HD, HDV and Porn:

This is more for you tech geeks really…most people (even in porn consider HDV to be the same as HD (High Def)…It isnt.

Having shot recently with both a 100K (as in dollars ) Sony Varicam and with a much less expensive (around 6K) FX1 A few things jump out at me.

First the difference in picture quality on even the best TV sets is negligible, it seems HDV is exceptionally well suited to how porn is shot…no compositing, simple hard cuts or fades and shots held MUCH longer than in regular TV.

The varicam is a huge camera and can’t be shot hand held, you probably could with a steadcam rig but even at that it would take a helluva man to do it all day. On the other hand the HDV camera lends itself well to shooting handheld. What does this mean to porners? A lot actually, features can be shot with a Varicam with relative ease but the vast majority of porn is gonzo, which doesn’t much lend itself to a camera on a tripod type of shooting situation so HDV is clearly a better choice at this time for that style of shooting.

The guys shooting HD on the 100K cameras are prone to look down their noses at HDV but if its whip out you want to play HDV may not be quite as sharp but the versatility beats HD hands down.

I played with a copy of Vegas Video 6, which edits HD, HDV and everything else for a fraction of the price you’d pay for Final Cut Pro and I found Vegas to be surprisingly professional. The audio tools are excellent and the interface is intuitive, additionally the encoding is about twice as fast as Final Cut on the same clips. It appears that less money doesn’t necessarily mean inferior quality.

The biggest advantage to both formats was the ability to get beautiful frame grabs…that are certainly high enough quality for boxcover shots and better quality than most websites are now posting…Maybe I will post a few for your inspection.

So what does all this mean…well consider it a kind of public service for those of you who havent made the leap to HD yet…specially if you are shooting something other than features…It could be that HDV offers a great interim solution until HD becomes less bulky and less pricey..chances are your viewers…even the ones with HiDef TVs wont see any difference.

May 18th, 2005

Wankus Says:

Mikey!

Loved your post. Couldn’t agree more. But let me try.

First, a listing of Tyler’s [Faith] grub at my BBQ this past weekend. Hamburger, Steak, Chicken, corn, salad and lemonade. My menu included much of the same only with a few hot dogs and a-lotta-more steak! In other words…we get and agree with the food chain and basic life hide needs.

That said, not speaking for others who made public statements but moreso for me and Tyler…what really pissed us off wasn’t so much the hunting and killing of an animal. We can accept the fact that hunting exists for necessity AND for sport and while the thought of it bothers us, we aren’t going to have a Million Buffalo March over it at the White House. What really got our goat (if I may use that term) is the fact that these girls were laughing about it and bragging about fucking with their kills on film. They were bragging and laughing about pissing on the animals and when pointed out that their comments were controversial, made light of it saying, “who gives a shit, I come from an area that hunting runs in our blood.” That’s cool, but hunting and fucking while relieving bladders on the carcasses is a little extreme in our opinion.

I don’t know enough about PETA to be PRO or CON the organization. I’m sure many stars use their name as a way of over dramatizing and getting attention. I bet half the stars that cry that their going to go to PETA about something don’t even know the website address or a contact phone number. Regardless, I’m sure there’s plusses to having someone look out for defenseless creatures, even if they may have their own political agenda at times.

It’s obviously affecting a lot of people. Genesis Magazine just pulled Daisy Duxxx from their Beaver Hunt contest and press released it.

Bottom line, me and Tyler were moreso shocked then anything else. Hey, I was pretty thankful the subject matter changed so drastically, sometimes there can be only so many jokes I can come up with when a girl talks about her first scene with Ed Powers. (No disrespect Ed, all in fun)

Wank

May 17th, 2005

Ebola Monkey Man Writes:

Mike,

Hope all is well brother. Kudos to you for speaking up on the Outdoor Sports thing.

There has been a lot of talk about this whole water buffalo incident. It’s amazing that people have made this big a deal out of it. People kill for sport all the time. There’s countless videos of people’s safaris. People kill all kinds of animals in Africa that you never would think would be on the list. I met someone one who actually hunted a giraffe once. The whole time I’m listening to him, I was thinking “why would anyone want to kill a fucking giraffe?” As someone who is pro gun (obviously), I’ve never felt the urge to hunt. There is not a duck or deer on this planet that has to fear me. When I glance at these hunting videos that play on loops during gun shows, it turns my stomach. It’s the same feeling I get when I see a Max Hardcore film and he’s pretty much beating the shit out of a girl! Same feeling I got when Rocco basically choked out Savannah Samson in An Angel in Paris.

There’s an old saying that goes “clean up your own backyard.” Don’t break out into tears about a buffalo while you are wearing leather boots. Over the years, most of the people I’ve met that are against hunting and killing animals are wearing at least three of them between their shoes, pants, belt and coat. Don’t hurt the Buffalo but fucking kill that animal that my boots are made out of. Momma’s got to look good tonight. Club that fucking seal if it makes me fashionable. Jumping into animal rights mode out of nowhere is as lame as listening to those crazy religious people go “I’m against abortion, except in the case of rape.” WHAT??????????

As brutal as it is, hunting will always be around. It’s a way of life. 98% of the hunters out there do it the right way and consume the animal. Ignore the the company and they’ll go away. The more attention they get, the more money they make, the longer they stay. Heaven forbid you they get the NRA on their side. I’ve seen them take a stand on things like this, even when they shouldn’t, because they interpreted as trying to take their gun rights away. It’s a fight the porn industry doesn’t need.

Ebola Monkey Man
www.ebolamonkeyman.com

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I Have Been Watching This Whole Outdoor Sports Thing With Bemused Interest:

Now AVN has come out and stated on the record how appalled they are that someone in our biz would harm an animal for someone elses sexual pleasure. they are railing about how someone like this could bring unwanted attention by the feds to our little squeeky clean industry.

Imagine, killing a buffalo and having sex next to it…

Now on the one hand I am an old school conservationist. That means if you eat what you kill I have no problem with you killing it. Nature designed the food chain and predators are indeed a necessary part of that food chain. Guess what? Humans are, in fact predators, and we are in fact a part of that food chain.

On the other hand I have a serious problem with killing anything just to kill it. That shit is wrong at any level you wanna look at it.

But what amuses me here is that most of the people crying aout and wailing over this Buffalo have no problem grilling chickens, eating Wendy’s Burgers…whatever…is it hypocrisy? Of course it is…but then they didn’t kill that cow or those chickens up close and personal….They let someone else do it.

I do applaud AVN for finally taking a stance on something but to say that these people are going to bring undue attention to our industry while you give praise to morons like Rob Black and Khan Tusion is nothing short of being…well disingenuous. Let’s face it to say that an animal can’t consent is certainly correct. To praise Steve Holmes for repeatedly choking out Roxy Giselle and then go so far as to pre-nom it certainly doesn’t do much to uphold their unwanted attention from the feds argument.

It’s time to tell it like it is y’all…In the grand scheme of it all it seems OK with the folks over at AVN if you kill Roxy Giselle, after all, she is just a disposable porn chick, but killing a water buffalo…well that’s something to get all up in arms about.

I wish we cared as much about each other in this biz as we do a buffalo that was going to end up in your hamburger anyway.

 

May 12th, 2005

The Law of Unintended Consequences:

You have heard it before….if yer a guy and you wanna be in porn what do you do? You ride in on the skirt of a hot little stripper with aspirations of being the next Jenna.

That’s exactly what Rob Rotten did, he had a little Betty Paige-esque number named Rachel, she was a hottie. Rob is a mohawk wearing over tattooed wanna be punk rocker. But hey the gig works because most people will shoot him to get to her.

Well wouldn’t ya know it..Rachel quits the biz….but Rob…he stays in…Just Damn.

Thus is the story for a website in Florida that combines outdoor sports and hardcore sex. Porners are all up in arms about em supposedly killing animals and having sex in the blood but guess what? In the less than two days since this story broke signups to that site are through the roof. Nice going assholes.

I guess the guys over at XPT don’t only wanna see pornchicks abused…abusing animals is worth paying to see too huh?

Oh Good Lord Y’all:

A handfull of porners are all bent out of shape because some twit said in an interview that she had killed a water buffalo and had sex next to it.

It’s unlikely that it happened to begin with but even if it did don’t we have more important things to cry about? And word is that Cytheria actually cried over this, and Tyler Faith (That would be Wankus Faith’s Husband) launched into a tirade as well.

Never mind that all over Porn Valley predators are physically abusing porn chicks on a daily basis…but hey that’s not important right? I mean at least someone of value to our industry like Kahn Tusion or Rob Black isn’t being harmed….why would anyone cry over some dumb porn slut? But I guess Dumb Porn Sluts don’t take out ads in AVN do they? Of course neither do water buffalo, but then AVN hasn’t condemned the torture and or killing of water buffalo either.

Congrats To New Sensations:

I hear they hired Pam Anderson. Ya got a good one Scott!

May 11th, 2005

What A Crock:

I rented “National Treasure” last night, where Nicholas Cage pretends to be Indiana Jones. Is it just me or does Hollywood just assume that everyone is a dumbass?

The most glaring error was when they went to the bell tower in the church at precisely 2:20 because they would be shown the way to the next clue. The shadow of the belltower points to brick in a wall across the way.

HELLO…you morons anyone who has completed a third grade science class could tell you that shadow will point to an entirely different place depending on what day of the year you look at it at 2:20…the earth tilts…remember? thats why we get winter and summer…

But that isn’t all…you see in the 1700s and on into the 1800s there was no standardized time here. A city official or someone would simply say, based on shadows or whatever…hey it looks like noon or one oclock or whatever and clocks would be set accordingly, so different towns were on very different times, and not because of time zones. It didnt matter much until the railroads started running…Thats when standardizing the time started

If you are going to make a movie it’s a bad idea to under estimate the intelligence of your audience…unless of course…yer making a porn movie.

OK I Can’t help Myself…What if Some of Us Had Runaway Bride Eye

Yers truly

Tim Case

Robby D

Jesse jane

OK Fifi is scary

Kid Rock

A-DELL

Beater

Every Now and Then I hear Something So Mean:

That even I won’t print who it’s about.

Pornchick: I was talking to my friend yesterday, she was on a Vivid set and she asked me who is this (pornstud guy)
I told her yes I know him and I don’t like him very much.
She told me “That’s a load his mother should have swallowed”

Ok THATS fucking cold.

Till Now I Have Resisted, BUT:

Ok would YOU marry this girl? (This is the infamous “Runaway Bride”)

Is that scary or what? talk about over caffeinated eyes….