August 31st, 2005

Breaking News 2257 Delay Extended! (From Ynot.com)

DENVER, CO - Members of the Free Speech Coalition (FSC) can breathe a little easier today after it was announced that a stipulation barring inspections or prosecutions of FSC members under Title 18 U.S.C. Section 2257 and its associated regulations has been extended for 30 days, or until a ruling is issued on the FSC’s motion for a preliminary injunction, whichever comes first. The original stipulation was set to expire Thursday, but the extension grants more time for Denver-based U.S. Judge Walker D. Miller to rule on the FSC’s request for a preliminary injunction.

“Our legal team is the best in the country,” said FSC Executive Director Michelle L. Freridge, “and we have every expectation of a positive ruling by Judge Miller regarding the imminent motion. But we all have to remember that we are just at the beginning of a complicated case that could continue on for another year, during which time we will need the ongoing support of our members and the industry as we build on the successes we have achieved thus far.”

A preliminary injunction hearing was held on August 4th in Denver, but no ruling has yet been issued from that proceeding. The FSC has been cautiously optimistic that the Denver hearings will result in the requested preliminary injunction, but until such a ruling is in fact issued, it is the stipulation agreement that protects FSC members from possible inspections or prosecutions.

“We are fortunate to have a very good, very careful judge, who is going to carefully consider the arguments,” said attorney Greg Piccionelli earlier in the month.

Judge Miller is not obligated to issue a decision before the original stipulation expires, so the extension of the stipulation is an important development for FSC members.

Under the rules of the stipulation, the government has agreed not to prosecute or inspect those members of the Free Speech Coalition whose names were submitted by the deadline of June 30th to retired U.S. Magistrate Judge Bruce D. Pringle, appointed “special master” in the case. Pringle has acted as a keeper of the list, and the government has agreed, while the stipulation is in place, to check names against the list before initiating any 2257 inspections or prosecutions. Those individuals and businesses included in the June 30th FSC membership list will remain protected under the new extension.

While many have speculated that the government would be unlikely to bring 2257 charges against any individuals or companies, even those who are not members of the FSC, until the legal challenge was resolved, the DOJ nevertheless announced on August 25th the first ever federal 2257 charges against an alleged spammer who, according to a DOJ press release, failed to place the proper 2257 statement on a qualifying website. The defendant is looking at a possibility of 2 years in prison for the alleged omission.

“This is the first 2257 record-keeping or labeling charge in the history of America,” Free Speech Coalition Chairman and criminal defense attorney Jeffrey Douglas told YNOT after the indictments were announced. He said that the timing of the charges was interesting.

Title 18 U.S.C. Section 2257 calls for companies that produce depictions of actual sexually explicit conduct to keep records that prove all participants in said content are legal adults. In May, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales signed new regulations that, amongst other things, extended 2257 record-keeping requirements to “secondary” producers and well as “primary” producers; most adult website operators fall under the “secondary” producer category. The adult industry has argued that the 2257 requirements are excessively burdensome and overly harsh; a simple paperwork mistake can result in 5 years in federal prison for a first offense, and 10 years in prison for a subsequent offense. Some have argued that the 2257 requirements, which have been on the books for years with no attempts at enforcement until just this month, are designed not to protect children but rather to harass the adult entertainment industry and produce a chilling effect on protected First Amendment speech.

The Free Speech Coalition is challenging both the new regulations and the original 2257 law on behalf of the adult
Connor Young is Editor-in-Chief of YNOT.

As I Look At The Destruction Left In The Wake of Hurricane Katrina:

I can’t help but think about the tsunami from last year. Do you think all of the worlds countries are going to get together and send relief and money to the people in Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana? Do you think there will be an outcry and a call for help from the United Nations?

We the people of this country send a LOT of money overseas to purchase good will, Im talkin Billions of dollars and guess what y’all it’s our money…yours and mine. The government doesn’t have any money except for what we give them. I’m no isolationist but by the same token I am fed up with pouring money into rathole countries who then turn on us, I am tired of America being the fucking John of every two bit whore country in Europe, Asia, South America and Africa. If whatever despot doesn’t like us…fine feed your fucking self.

If you want to suckle the American (thats yours and my) teat then don’t bite it lest we have to bitch slap the fuck out of you or let you starve.

We have people in this country now who need help, not a hand out, just some help…Let’s look at diverting some of our money (reminding you again its your money and my money) and help out some fellow Americans who don’t have the sympathy of the world to help them rebuild their homes and families.

OK Off my soap box.

Catherine may Be Greater Than I Thought:

Screeners went out last week…I guess mine got lost in the mail….Ya Right!

But I have heard from two senior reviewers at AVN who said it is VERY good, way batter than the trailers would indicate, and that it is indeed a very strong contender for best film/video

Speaking Of:

The AVN Award noms will be coming up soon….deadline for consideration is the end of September. Now what I am getting at here is AVN still has a Best Film Category…does anyone in porn still shoot film? and whats the point anyhow, when done right digital video can and does look indistinguishable from film on a TV set. Most of AVNs winners for best film recently were shot on video anyway…Time to call it best Feature and be done with it.

Speaking Of AVN:

I have gotten about a dozen emails letting me know that they left me out of their Directors Issue this month…Gee and I only won two of their awards while the 90 or so they did include have won none, many have never even had a nomination. It doesn’t bug me though, I’m 3000 miles from Porn Valley, they don’t think that there s porn outside of L.A. There are those who say they left me out on purpose and they are the same ones that say I will never be in the Hall of Fame….Hey AVN…Im eligible!

There’s An Email Flaoting Around About a Gas Out:

Don’t be stupid y’all….

Everyone’s “not purchasing a drop of gasoline for one day” will not cause oil companies to “choke on their stockpiles.” Oil companies run their inventories on a weekly basis, and since the “gas out” scheme doesn’t call on people to buy less gasoline but simply to shift their date of purchase by one day, oil company stockpiles won’t be affected at all.

Next, merely shifting the day of purchase will not “hit the entire industry with a net loss of over $4.6 billion.” Consumers won’t be buying any less gasoline under this “gas out” proposal; they’ll simply be purchasing gas a day earlier or a day later than they usually would. The very same amount of gasoline will be sold either way, so the oil companies aren’t going to lose any money at all.

By definition, a boycott involves the doing without of something, with the renunciation of the boycotted product held up as tangible proof to those who supply the commodity that consumers are prepared to do without it unless changes are made. What the “gas out” calls for isn’t consumers’ swearing off using or buying gasoline, even for a short time, but simply shifting their purchases by one day. Because the “gas out” doesn’t call on consumers to make a sacrifice by actually giving up something, the threat it poses is a hollow one.

Not buying gas on a designated day may make people feel a bit better about things by providing them a chance to vent their anger at higher gasoline prices, but the action won’t have any real impact on retail prices. An effective protest would involve something like organizing people to forswear the use of their cars on specified days, an act that could effectively demonstrate the reality of the threat that if gasoline prices stay up, American consumers are prepared to move to carpooling and public transportation for the long term. Simply changing the day one buys gas, however, imparts no such threat, because nothing is being done without.

Moreover, the primary potential effect of the type of boycott proposed in the “gas out” messages is to hurt those at the very end of the oil-to-gasoline chain, service station operators ­ the people who have the least say in setting gasoline prices. As such, the “gas out” is a punch on the nose delivered to the wrong person.

Gasoline is a fungible, global commodity, its price subject to the ordinary forces of supply and demand. No amount of consumer gimmickry and showmanship will lower its price in the long run; only a significant, ongoing reduction in demand will accomplish that goal. Unfortunately, for many people achieving that goal would mean cutting down on their driving or opting for less desirable economy cars over less fuel-efficient models, solutions they find unappealing.

An event like a “gas out” can sometimes do some good by calling attention to a cause and sending a message. In this case, though, the only message being sent is: “We consumers are so desperate for gasoline that we can’t even do without it for a few days to demonstrate our dissatisfaction with its cost.” What supplier is going to respond to a message like that by lowering its prices? Those who really want to send a “message” to oil suppliers should try not buying any gasoline for several months in a row.

 

August 30th, 2005

TT Boy Wanted In Colombia: (From heathenshighway.com/blog/ )

A Warning for TT Boy

For those who don’t know… TT Boy shot in Colombia for one of his DVD series and that DVD has been copied and is selling on the streets of Colombia for $2 USD. It’s a big deal down here and the people are pissed. I mean really upset.

It has made the evening news in Cartagena and you are now a wanted man here. Come back here with EXTREME caution because you have some pissed off boyfriends and the policia looking for you.

From what I understand the scene where you have the girl say “I am stupid whore” really got them pissed off.

Way to go. Not only is it your ass they want but you just made my job really fucking difficult. All the girls are scared of the gringos making pornos now and the policia are on the hunt. I’ll be in Cali in a few days (where you shot) and I’m hoping it’s not as messed up there as it is in Caragena.

Of all the countries you don’t want to be wanted in, Colombia comes to mind as being at the top of the list. Home of the “Colombian Neck Tie” and militant groups who kidnap gringos, cut of their fingers and mail them to their parents in hopes to get a ransom.

TT Boy… Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Be careful down here if you come back.

My Heart Goes Out To You Folks In Mississppi, Alabama and Louisiana:

Who have had their lives devasted by Hurricane Katrina, which is looking more and more like the most destructive hurricane of my lifetime. As I watch the TV and surf the news sites it’s almost incomprehensible to me the amount of damage that mother nature has wreaked with this one.

From Keyser Soze:

Digital Playground has already been heavily investing in Joone’s next big budget feature movie, called IMPLANTS. Think about how much they have spent already!

OK That IS funny….

 

August 29th, 2005

Digital Playground Goes All Out On Pirates:

The trailer looks good, real good! Michael Ninn is said to be throwing a hissy fit as Pirates is about to eclipse his little Catherine movie. But don’t take my word for it check out the Pirates Trailer Here.

http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php?tab=trailer

Now contrast that to the Catherine trailer and tell me which looks like a real movie trailer.

Will Pirates cross over to mainstream? I kind doubt it but it’s nice to see some one REALLY raise the bar in porn once in a while, usually raising the bar in porn equates to making it a bigger and bigger freak show, it’s nice to see something positive and well done.

Mexico Beach Got Spared Again:

But Katrina really mucked up the MBARA Kingfish tournament, my buddies on Team Chaos took 1st place with a 35 pounder but they paid for it…the seas were extraordinarily rough and pretty much the whole boat got seasick but they knew that if they could just catch one nice king they’d have it in the bag…and they did!

I cancelled my trip so…no fishing pictures….

Once a Sell Out Always a Sellout:

Is there any doubt in anyones mind that the sell out guy over on the now MUCH lesser site is being paid to slam Bridgette Kerkove and Praise Skeeter? The trick to a campaign like that is NOT to be so fucking obvious about it…and this scumbag says AVN reviews were bought and paid for…..well we at least know WHO at AVN was for sale don’t we?

I’m Coming I’m Coming…To Los Angeles:

Sept 10-14, I don’t know what I’m gonna do there…But I will think of something….

Ron Royster…He Could’a Been A Contenda:

Ron sent me his reel and it got me to thinkin. You see Ron was here in Atlanta 2 years ago shooting what was his vision of a new concept in porn.

He shot Goth Girls, real ones and he made a hardcore documentary about the alt-porn lifestyle and the people in it. I went to the premeire over a year ago and its was very well done…really slick and interesting.

He shot it for Adam and Eve, who for whatever reason, shelved it.

Along came a guy who called himself Eon McKai, he got some porn chicks, dressed em up as goth girls and made a video he called “Kill Girl Kill” and VCA got behind it and now McKai is heralded as this “visionary” director who single handedly discovered alt-porn.

And nobody in porn has even heard of Ron Royster…Too bad Adam and Eve didn’t have the vision that VCA had. Ron deserves better.

Here’s a link to Rons Reel…check it out and see what I mean

August 26th, 2005

Playboy Radio Is Off XM But NOT Off The Air:

Mike
Just saw your item on us, thanks for the kind words. I’m not one of those rant and ravers and I know you’re doing the best you can with limited info on this but…
Playboy Radio is very much NOT biting the dust.
We’re currently auditioning for nine new series that are about to start this fall.
It’s true we won’t be on XM anymore after Sept 1, but stay tuned for an imminent announcement.

PS - Juli Ashton got married, moved away, and retired from Nightcalls Radio. The legendary Christy Canyon took her place a few months ago. Come visit Christy and Tiffany when you’re in town.

Farrell

That’s good to hear thos guys have always been great to me! I knew Julie was gone I just had a little brain fart…I wanna do one of those nine new series….but do I have to move to L.A.?

He Might be On To Something:

The old Indian chief sat in his home on the reservation, smoking his ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. “Chief Two Eagles,” one official began, “you have observed the white man for many years. You have seen all his progress and all his problems.” The chief nodded. The official continued, “What do you think of all the white man has done?” The chief stared at the officials for more than a minute, and then calmly replied. “When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver. Women did most of the work. Medicine man free. Indian men hunted and fished all the time.” The chief paused, then added, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

 

August 24th, 2005

God Theres Some Cuties Here In Toronto:

This is Mary…shot her yesterday. all natural, 22 no tats….why don’t they make these in the US anymore?

Tera Changes Her Story But She Is Still Full of Shit:

In the recent FHM Tera has gone from telling them she is a registered nurse to telling them she is a licensed EMT. and from telling them she was an Eileen Ford Agency model to a Barbizon school of modeling grad, thats a BIG difference kinda like the difference between being the worlds #2 porn star (which she also claims) and being, well, Tera Patrick. I bet that would come as a shock to either Ron Jeremy or Jenna who are neck and neck for the #2 slot…Hell lately even Peter North has higher name recognition and more google searches than Tera

I got an Email From Quazarman Yesterday:

Seems he is visting his homeland (Toronto) for the weekend and if I was still here he wished to grace me with his presence….damn I’m leaving on Thursday night wouldn’tcha know it….Actually it woulda been a hoot to hang with him for a day here….I’m bummed…but not too much because Im leaving for Mexico Beach fri morning…yayaya I know…damn more fishing pictures…..

August 23rd, 2005

Me Tim and Fifi Make The Village Voice:

I got the photo credit…

http://www.villagevoice.com/people/index.php?issue=0534&page=taormino&id=67070

Greg Gregory Dies:

Greg was a content shooter in South Florida, those of us who knew him know he was a stand up guy, I sent girls to shoot with him knowing they would never have a bad experience. He was always cool with me and a good guy….gonnas miss ya man 54 is young to check out and high blood pressure is bitch. I’m sure all the girls are flawless and on time where yer shooting now…..

I’m In Toronto For The Week:

Seeing friends and shooting….if ya gotta be north of the florida state line…Toronto aint a bad place to be

Email Bounces:

My emails have been being returned as an unroutable address….that is fixed now and I was getting them anyway. The new server move is now complete.

 

August 20th, 2005

Playboy Radio Bites The Dirt:

Word is Playboy Radio is pulling off of XM Radio..too bad I enjoyed doing the Nightcalls Show, Julie Ashton, Tiffany and Farrell are nice folks…I’m sure they will do well whatever they do.

Server Move is Complete:

Yay…

This Is Just Too Funny To Leave Alone:

According to Nick Manning someone tried to jack his Jag (his car not his weenie), and Nick says after the guy cut him on the face and stabbed him in the neck Nick decided to play tough guy and beat him up.

Now in Nick’s version the cops came and the perp went to the hospital, Nick however refused hospital treatment saying he only trusts HIS doctor. Nick’s doctor apparently lives with Nick. So nick goes home and his doctor takes him to the local emergency room and sews him up.

OK so far so good…now for the funny part (as if it isn’t funny enough that his doctor lives with him) Nick tells AV Magazine how his live in doctor is a plastic surgeon.

OK so Nick has his own live in plastic surgeon and Nick apparently only trusts him in a life threatening situation (which Nick claims his wounds were)

Apparently he has done some brain (or lack thereof) surgery on Nick as well….

No word on how this has affected Nicks cottage business selling his sperm on the web….

Only in porn….

 

August 18th, 2005
August 17th, 2005

I Think About Other Things (Other Than Porn)

The Israel pullout of the Gaza Strip, I have been trying to figure this one out, and brothers and sisters it hit me like a ton of bricks.

On the surface it’s a peace gesture to be sure, if the Palestinians stop with the terrorism and such that will be the end of it, but that ain’t gonna happen. The Palestinians have no intention of stopping, they don’t even recognize Israel right to exist.

So when it doesn’t the Iraelis, who no longer have citizens there, are going to bomb that place into a barren wasteland. Mark my words.

.XXX Getting Double Penetrated:

Chalk one up for George Bush, he may accomplish what we couldn’t and get Jason Hendales, Stuart Lawly and ICMRegistry tossed out on their collective asses.

Seems Bush has joined the likes of me, the FSC, YNOT and damn near everyone else in porn in opposing the .XXX Top Level Domain, although certainly NOT for the same reasons.

Seems Bush and company envision ALL adult sites in the .xxx domain and are concerned that this will legitimize adult entertainment.

ICMRegistry, backed into a corner on this, has decided that a 30 day delay in issuing these domains so that the Department of Justice and others can study the “impact:” is just fine with them.

Well it seems that the enemy of my enemy is trying to do me a favor here although it certainly doen’t make him my friend.

ICANN needs to just nip this in the bud once and for all, nobody wants it. Tell ICMR to go fuck themselves.

This Site May Become Inaccessable for Some Of You For A Bit:

Im moving to a new server this week, better, faster, more bandwidth yadayada, but that means during DNS propagation there maybe a brief time when you cant access the site…No worries, it’s been here a long time and it aint going anywhere anytime soon.

Shock And Awe…And It’s At The Gas Pump:

WHY WE NEED OUR OWN OIL

You need look no further than the gas prices at your local station to know why the United States needs to get itself off the OPEC nipple as much as possible. ABC had a report last on World News Tonight that said there are only 149 refineries in the United States. Any single one of those refineries goes offline, has a problem or shuts down, and we have ourselves a gas shortage. That means prices go through the roof.

Not a single refinery has been built in the last 30 years. Why is that? Because the radical environmentalists have made it so hard along with the government to pull the proper permits, that’s why. The oil companies figure it’s just not worth it. There’s also a little bit of the NIMBY syndrome….not in my back yard. People want to drive their gas-guzzling SUV’s, but would be jumping up and down screaming if somebody dared to build a new refinery within sniffing distance of their house.

As was pointed out last night, new refineries would be able to refine the less expensive heavy crude oil, which is $14 a barrel less than the light crude that is used now. Gas would be cheaper because there would be more of it and because the oil was cheaper. But as it stands now, the process for building a new refinery takes years.

In addition, we also need to start drilling for our own oil. Right now. Everywhere. We need to send the rigs not only to Alaska, but offshore and everywhere else there might be oil. Why is this so urgent? Well, we do want cheaper prices, but another reason is because we are lining the pockets of terrorists and tinhorn dictators that despise our very existence. For example, Venezuela.

Venezuela is run by a thug known as Hugo Chavez, a communist. Today, he is threatening to cut off the flow of oil to the United States. That country is the fourth-largest provider of oil. If Chavez cuts us off, we’re going to pay more at the pump. Politicians know this, so they will try and appease Venezuela, despite it not being in our national security interests to do so.

The way to reduce our dependence on foreign oil is not with hybrid cars the size of a Budweiser can…it’s with our own drilling and exploration. Oh, and for crying out loud, we need to start building new refineries. Pronto.

 

August 15th, 2005