I crawled out of bayed and had a hankerin’ for a play-it of ree-yubs hot off the gree-yuhl. Then I’m uh fixin’ to are up and hit the road. Oh gawd, I’m so sorry. I don’t know what the hell is happening to me. I’m so glad I’m going home today. I’m talking weird [...]

while thumbing through some of South’s porn mags. I must admit, I did feel a bit strange singing the "Mighty God Medley" while staring at pics of cum oozing out of some chick’s cooch. But it was either porn mags or watch vids from South’s Shirley Temple collection. He scribbled "my favorite!!" on "Curly [...]

The "Awful Tar is the Eiffel Tower!! And "I cauterize" doesn’t mean "to burn" it means "I caught her eyes"!" That’s it. I’m not talking to anyone else for the duration of my stay. I can’t handle the stress of trying to figure out what they’re saying.I spent a good bit of the morning [...]

Right now for instance, I’m wearing South’s ratty underwear, eating cake over South’s keyboard and typing with my toes. But typing very seriously, thank you. I guess you heard about the heavy rains in Georgia yesterday. The weather here today is….hang on a sec till I drive over to the window and check it [...]

Mike is in Tampa once again having sex with people he doesn’t know, doesn’t love and won’t ever see again, (lucky bastard) and I’m here in his computer room popping wheelies on my brand new Hoveround. I only wish I had bought one of these years ago. The offspring even fixed it so it [...]