Ladies 21 and UP I Have some FREE passes to The Players Ball In Las Vegas:

This is the biggest and best Party in Vegas! It is a PRIVATE Industry only event.

The Atomic Dog Himself, George Clinton will be performing with the P Funk All Stars. It’s January 6, 2006. Thats Friday night. Doors Open at 10PM. Regular admission is 100.00 per person but Mike South and www.anywebcam.com are making passes available on a limited basis to FEMALE performers 21 and up.

To get your free ticket Email me.

Please note these passes are only useable by FEMALES and probably Vanity.

Austyn Moore Please Email Or Call Me:

I have something for you and your email I have is bouncing.

Tim Case Comes Out Of The Flamingo Showclub Office Long Enough To Write:

In the spirit of “Gone With the Wind: A Cumfart Movie”…

MikeSouth.com presents
More Great Titles from Literature that May Morph into XXX Films

The Sound and the Fury: A Queefing Odyssey

Heart of Darkness: Black Dicks in White Chicks

Europe Central: Prague Babes in Heat

The Red Badge of Courage: Tampons Galore

Gravity’s Rainbow: An Ode to Urine

A Farewell to Arms: Amputees in Love

I’m speechless….

Some AVN Award Predictions:

Pirates will be THE big winner

Catherine will get shut out save for a technical award or two or three

Devil In Miss Jones Will win big in the film categories

Camp Cuddly Pines will also be a winner

Evan Stone won’t win best actor, Randy Spears will, Evan played himself, that ain’t acting.

RobbyD will beat out Jules Jordan in the gonzo series and video categories

After much thought my money is on Sunny Lane for Best New Starlet.

Pirates Out Sold “Sin City”, “Star Wars Revenge of The Sith” and Others?

Obfuscation: n. the activity of obscuring people’s understanding, leaving them baffled or bewildered.

In a press release about Pirates I got the other day I noted this: I found it highly amusing…

VAN NUYS, Calif. - Joone’s Pirates was declared the the No. 1 DVD of 2005 on DVD Talk, a leading online DVD site.

and this

Joone said, “DVD Talk is the most respected DVD forum online. They cover Hollywood releases as well as adult and to have received their highest mention is an honor I’m proud to receive. I’d like to thank the staff at DVD Talk and all the customers who subscribe to their reviews and forums.”

So I went to www.dvdtalk.com and I looked at the top 20 DVDs for 2005

you see “Pirates” in there anyplace? Neither did I.

so I looked at the top 10 TV DVDs of the year Damn not there either.

I looked at all the other top 10 lists there….No “Pirates”

Then I looked at the top 20 ADULT DVDs and sho nuff there it was at number one.

But that ain’t what the press release said is it?

Now I adore Adella and the folkss at DP are my friends but ain’t we gettin just a tad carried away with the PR thing here? The way it sounds is that Pirates outsold lots of mainstream releases this year.

OK all you PR peeps it’s time to reign it in just a tad, it’s gettin ridiculous.

I’m longing for the day when I used to get press releases about Tera successfully passing gas and lo and behold it turns out she is a virtuoso musician…

Many of you wrote in to answer this one, Shannon from dvdempire was the first to get it right, most people got it wrong but don’t feel bad there are pilots who still don’t believe the answer even wen it is explained to them.

Some of you, like DirtyBob hedged your bets and guessed both ways but oddly on both explanations were, wrong.

The most basic exlpanation as to why the plane can lift off and fly is that the jet, or prop on the plane is acting with the air mass that the plane occupies, not with the ground, air over the wings will cause the lift necessary for flight. The only force opposing that flight, other than gravity of course, is only the friction of the wheels on the ground, which is negligible. The ground speed of the airplane has no relation to its ability to take off…the airspeed does.

Technically the conveyor could be moving in the opposing direction at twice or more the speed of the wheels and the plane will still fly

For more detailed info you can go to google and google the terms airplane flight conveyor belt that will take you to numerous discussions this past week over this brain teaser

Dr. Brett Rockman Has Granted Me An Interview:

And he is a real doctor, look for it in the coming days, it should be good.

The FSC Wins A Battle But Is Losing The War:

Despite everyone painting yesterdays 10th circuit ruling as a “major victory” for most of us it is not.

The court agreed with the prior courts ruling on secondary producers and has exempted them from 2257 for the time being, yes that is a victory for AVN and others who purchase content. But the court was duty bound to rule this way because it had ruled that way in the past (Sundance case)

The court also exempted cam show operators from having to keep archives of all the footage

On the big points, the FSC got handed their collective asses

The court ruled that the 2257 requirements were not an undue burden on primary producers and did not shift the burden of proof from the accusor to the accused. It also ruled that 2257 record keeping was not an invasion of privacy nor did it violate any protections from identity theft.

On the point that the regulation did not actually do anything to accomplish it’s goal of keeping under aged performers out of porn, the court ruled in fact that it did accomplish this goal and therefor is valid.

If you are a secondary producer or a website who buys content, as opposed to creating your own, sit back and have a drink, for the time being you are clear. If you produce your own content virtually all of 2257 still applies to you.

My buddy Boortz proposed this question on the air this week. I want to see what my readers think.

Imagine a conveyor belt of a very long length, on that coveyor belt sits an airplane. they conveyor belt is engineered to match the speed of the wheels of the plane in the OPPOSING direction.

Can the plane take off? ( I do know the answer)

Gone With The Wind II, A Cumfart movie:

Aside from the irritating insult to the memory of Bruce Lee (Hey, I think I’ll do a cumfart movie & call it “Gone With The Wind”! Or a movie about the wacky world of bookstore distribution & call it “The Godfather”!), I find it hard to fault some lame porn producer for mixing up Chinese & Japanese culture TOO much when the Golden Globes are falling all over MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA, featuring three of Hong Kong/Mainland China’s most popular actresses portraying Japanese geishas.
(In case you’ve missed the hoo-ha, instead of being honest & admitting that thanks to films such as CROUCHING TIGER and HERO that Zhang Ziyi and Michelle Yeoh have [relatively] more box-office draw here in the U.S than any Japanese actresses , Brian Grazer & Imagine Films had the nerve to claim that after making an “exhaustive” search of ALL of Japan they couldn’t turn up any Japanese actresses worthy of the parts. Figures, though — the film itself is quite as nearly as aesthetically cheesy & narratively fractured as “Dark Angels Meets Pirates” or whatever hi-def gar-bahge the Other Half is unveiling this week …)
BTW, as I understand it, Brett Rockman never took his boards but did make it through medical school, & I know in fact that he was a medic in the service. He’s also a very serious & smart guy who is thoroughly an exception to the “penis-life support system” image of the typical male performer. His credentials in fact makes him probably the most qualified add to the AIM board in quite some time. Though I agree a decent press release might have actually detailed his background, instead of dubbing him “Doc Roc” …. yeesh. Why is it that they keep using the term “adult entertainment” when the level of wit & sophistication practiced by 90 percent of porn press release authors, directors, box copy writers, etc, is so decidely adolescent?
happy new year,
dac

That’s why I love ya DAC, your analogies are the best. At least MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA had real asians in it

I hear that DP is now working on their interpretation of “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner” Evan Stone has been cast in the role that Sidney Poitier made famous.

Next they are going to really go all out and tackle Iceberg Slims “Pimp”, it will star Evan Stone as Iceberg Slim, Jesse Jane, Sophia Santi, Janine, Eric Masterson and a specialy guest appearance by Ron Jeremy as “

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. - A.I.M. Health Care Foundation has named Brett Rockman, the adult performer, director, and producer, to its Advisory Board of Directors.
Rockman earned his medical degree and worked in hospitals for several years before changing his course and becoming a success in the adult industry. Once he proved himself as a performer, Rockman added the goals of directing and producing by creating Rockman Entertainment. When the opportunity to give back and help his fellow adult professionals and friends presented itself, Rockman answered the call.

“This is a great opportunity to make a positive contribution to the adult industry,” Rockman said.

Dr. Sharon Mitchell, Ph.D., said, “Brett Rockman has the wonderful combination of having medical experience and is a big part of the talent/producer/director part of the industry. We need feedback from people who are in the industry who are out there and can articulate talent concerns. We feel that Brett is that person, so, we ask anyone who has issues with AIM, please talk to Brett, who is well versed in our policies and procedures, and he will help make things clear, or bring us your concern and it will be addressed accordingly.”

OK could this BE any more vague?

No mention of where this guy went to school…maybe it’s the same school Sharon attended, there’s no mention of where he did his residency or what he did when he “worked” at those hospitals, helll the janitor works at a hospital.

I’m not saying that he isn’t a real doctor, I am saying that Sharton isn’t. But I don’t have any info on this guy so who knows, but given AIMs record in the past, I am skeptical.

Further to whomever originally authored that it is NOT Dr Sharon Mitchel PhD it is either Dr Sharon Mitchell or Sharon Mitchell PhD but then to use either of those is an insult to anyone who has a REAL doctorate.

If AIM really want’s some credibility (and trust me, they DON’T) they would have a board of directors that includes public health professionals, UCLA Med School board members and the like.

OK I Couldn’t Resist (From gramPonante.com)

“Because having actual Asians would ruin it - update
Janine and Sophia Santi star in Digital Playground’s Way of the Dragon, which is described as “a surreal journey through a sensual dreamscape of Asian customs, fantasies, and sexual delights”.

I, for one, laud Digital Playground’s bold move to not have any Asians in the film. I believe that anything that purports to explore a culture’s customs, fantasies, and sexual delights should have as few living representatives of that culture as possible, so as not to muck it up.

This is why I really like when humans play people from space, rather than actual government-captured aliens.

Mike South also notes the incongruous use of both Chinese and Japanese imagery in the trailer. See? Porn brings us all together. It is a shame there are no leprechauns in it.

Way of the Dragon also stars Sara Stone, Marie Luv, Jamie Huxley, Charmaine Star, Marlena, Penny Flame, Jamie Lynn, Celeste Star, Bobbi Blair, and Lorraine Spaughton. I guess they didn’t have enough money in the budget after Pirates for Richard Chamberlain.

You may view the honorable trailer here.”

It is funny there are no asians in it, they also use samurai katanas, which are VERY Japanese and the title is of course very Chinese and if you attended history class you would know that they don’t exactly get along…God I love porn.

Mike doesn’t know this, but the last time I stayed at “the Winnebago that Making Mediocre Porn Built” while he was in Tampa, I decided to put together a little “This is Your Life” type thing for his birthday. (Yes, Goddess thinks that far in advance. And yes, Goddess knew in advance that the General was gonna be too lazy to write a column on his birthday.)
So I drove my sweet little Hoveround to his neighbors to see if they would tell me what their favorite memory of Mike was. It went something like this…

Goddess: “Hi, I’d like to talk to you about your neighbor, Mike South.”
Old White Lady: “WHO?!”
Goddess: “I’d like to talk to you about Mike South.”
Old White Lady: “WHO?!”
Goddess: “Your neighbor, Mike South.”
Old White Lady: “WHO?!”
Goddess: “Mike. Sou–oh, fuck it.”
Old White Lady: “Fuck YOU, too, bitch. Get your g.d. car off my porch!”

Goddess: “Hi, I’d like to talk to you about your neighbor, Mike South.”
Dopehead: “Wanna buy some crack?”
Goddess: “Uh, no. I want to talk to you about your neighbor, Mike South.”
Dopehead: “Does he want to buy some crack?”
Goddess: “Umm, no.”
Dopehead: “Drive your fat ass off my porch, bitch. I got a business to run.”
Extra Chubby dude in g string: (At least I think it was a g string. It had a way of disappearing every time he turned around.) “Is he the loud one?”
Goddess: “Yes!”
Extra Chubby dude in g string: “Is he the opinionated one?”
Goddess: “yes!”
Extra Chubby dude in g string: “Is he that excellent bass fisherman?”
Goddess: “Oh, Lord, no.“ I laughed and laughed. “That’s Mike Iaconelli.”
Neighbor #100: “Wait now lemme think. South, South…did he sing “Games People Play?”
Goddess: “Nope. That Mike’s older brother Joe. Think about it some more. His place is the one where there’s a constant parade of chicks in and out.”
Neighbor # 100: (after much thought) “Oh! He’s the flamboyant one!’
Goddess: “Oh yeah!”
Neighbor #100: “White?”
Goddess: “You got it, honey!”
Neighbor #100: “Talks funny?”
Goddess: “Bring it on home, sister!“
Neighbor #100: “Sang Billy Jean is Not My Lover?”
GUH.
I didn’t care at this point. I just wanted some damn memories for the column.
Goddess: “Yes. Yes, that’s Mike South. What‘s your fondest memory of him?”
Neighbor #100: “Well I like his fifth chin, but his second nose and I dance to his Thriller album all the time….”
There ya have it. Sooooo many memories, so little time.
Ok, screw them. I put so many miles on my Hoveround I had to take it in for an oil change. So let’s talk about what *I’ve* learned from Mike South these 6 (frightening) years that I‘ve known him.
The list of lessons learned is endless–actually it‘s not, thank God.
I’ve learned that the prime of a woman’s life is between the ages of 18 and 22. Before 18 she’s too young, after 22 she’s a washed up hag. If she reaches the ripe old age of 40, she will be carrying so much man hating baggage, she might as well curl up in her afghan, eat bon bons, and plan on having dildo sex for the rest of her life.
I’ve learned (sometimes the hard way) that if you don’t really want to hear the truth about something, don’t ask Mike South his opinion on it.
I’ve learned that every man must have an enemy. Some men seem to attract more than their fair share. And some men seem to go out of their way to get them.
When a woman says “he doesn’t like me,“ it means “disagree politely and build up my self esteem by lying and telling me how much he does like me.“ When a guy says “he doesn’t like me” it means “he doesn’t like me.” Damn. Guys are weird.
I’ve learned that guys don’t lay in bed eating chocolate and reading romance novels all day. Guh. They *are* weird.
I’ve learned that if a movie isn’t gory, bloody and at least one person isn’t disemboweled, it’s not worth watching.
I’ve learned that some of Mike’s favorite things are cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudel, doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles. Ok ok! I ran out of whiskey and had to think with a clear head for a few seconds. Luckily the drugs are kicking in now, so let’s move on.
I’ve learned that you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar, and you catch more honeys when you master the art of eating pussy.
I’ve learned that there are women out there who will bring home other women for their men to fuck. 6 years later and I still can’t wrap my brain around that one.
I’ve learned that when you have no chicken to make fried chicken, cats will suffice.
I’ve learned that a one night stand usually lasts about two hours, and a really serious “I think I love her” relationship lasts three weeks to one month. Depends on how long it takes for the chicks to start saying what they really think.
I’ve learned that there are one hell of a lot of women on this planet named Heather and Taylor, and most of them have had sex with Mike South.
I’ve learned that no matter how many times you say it, “Confederate Cuties” is a sad, sad name for a video series.
I’ve learned that people will spend endless amounts of time arguing on IM as to whether or not it’s “la DE da,” or “la TE da.”
I’ve learned that it’s easier to learn Chinese math than it is to keep track of all Mike’s relationships.
I’ve learned that there is no problem so big that a week of fishing won’t cure it.
I’ve learned that if you eat all the food in a man’s condo, he will be leery about inviting you back.
I’ve learned that down South they call dilapidated trailers “condo’s.”
I’ve learned that I still hate to discuss politics and I hate to read about it even more.
I’ve learned that an overactive bladder can be a goldmine in the porn industry. No, wait. I learned that from Felicia Fox. Moving on…
I’ve learned that if you take the time to get to know Mike, you’ll never run out of funny things to write about.
I’ve learned that Mike loves talking about fluoridation.
I’ve learned that for every word Mike South writes, I write about 52.
I’ve learned several different dessert recipes, all involving cats.
I’ve learned that some men throw a sheet over their living room couch, and call it a “porn set.”
I’ve learned that some men consider a new t shirt and fresh jeans a movie
“wardrobe.”
I’ve learned one important thing from watching the South Pole Boogie: White men can dance, but they shouldn’t. N.E.V.E.R. E.V.E.R.
I’ve learned that I can’t watch people I know having sex without giggling uncontrollably.
I’ve learned there are 101 smart ass answers to the question, “you’re about to have sex with me, what thoughts are going through your mind?” Answers like “where are the exits?!” “what the hell was I thinking?!” “I can’t believe I gave up a lucrative drug selling career for *this*!“ and “cash, in advance, please.”
I’ve learned that freshwater fish are much larger than saltwater fish. Or are saltwater fish much larger than freshwater fish? Damn. Guess I didn’t learn that yet. Oh, well, unless it becomes my Final Jeopardy question, it doesn’t much matter.
I’ve learned that the difference between a gallon of Southern ice tea and a gallon of ice tea we drink in the North is about three cups of sugar.
I’ve learned that the ability to piss people off is not something that just happens, it’s a skill. A FINELY HONED SKILL.
All kidding aside, I’ve also learned that integrity is important and speaking your mind when you disagree is essential, even when you’re the lone voice in the wilderness. I’ve learned that perseverance is key and pimping yourself is a twenty four hour a day job. I’ve learned that you have to grasp life with both hands and enjoy it to the fullest because it comes to an end all too soon. And with that thought in mind, I’m going to lay on the couch and watch tv until I fall into a sugar coma.
Thank you for letting me write this, General. it fell just a cunt hair short of begin an honor.
Happy Birthday, Mikey Pooh. As you would say, “You da best.”

Goddess
“Changing the world, one trailer court at a time.”
http://www.theworldofgoddess.com

In a ruling in the Canadian Supreme Court regarding the legality of swingers clubs the court has shown the wisdom of Soloman with a rock solid Libertarian ruling, Kudos to our neighbors to the north for showing a common sense approach!

The ruling, written by Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin, said acts must be shown to be harmful to the point where they “interfere with the proper functioning of society” before they can be labelled indecent.

“Grounding criminal indecency in harm represents an important advance in this difficult area of law.”

Public sex would meet the test of indecency, but orgies and partner swapping among adults in private don’t, McLachlin wrote.

Writing on Labaye, McLachlin noted:

“Entry to the club and participation in the activities were voluntary. No one was forced to do anything or watch anything. No one was paid for sex.”

Defining indecency has always been difficult, and judges have wrestled over the issue for a century and more, McLachlin wrote.

“Over time, courts increasingly came to recognize that morals and taste were subjective, arbitrary and unworkable in the criminal context and that a diverse society would function only with a generous measure of tolerance for minority mores and practices.”

The courts have gradually moved from subjective considerations to objective standards, focused on the harm caused by the acts.

“The threshold is high,” McLachlin wrote. “It proclaims that, as members of a diverse society, we must be prepared to tolerate conduct of which we disapprove, short of conduct that can be objectively shown beyond a reasonable doubt to interfere with the proper functioning of society.”

Bad taste, violation of religious or moral standards or even public disgust aren’t by themselves enough to make something indecent.
Thanks For The Support Guys, Seriously It Meant A Lot To Me:

From the mailbag:

This is why I love you, man!

Underneath the walnut exterior is a soft mushy center. I hate to admit it, but this story really got to me. Every time I work with someone in the industry, I have this fear that on some level, I may be contributing or aiding in someone’s downfall. I try my best to work with really cool grounded people (have you ever met Mika Tan?), but I can only do the best I can do.

I’m directing for VCA now. Your pal Eon Mckai hooked it up for me. I know you don’t like his work, but I can tell you he is one of the finest people I have ever met (as are you, my friend). I know he is aiming his work at 18-30 crowd and is becoming very successful doing so. I would classify what he and Joanna Angel and Jack the Zipper do as Sex-ertainment. I think a lot of younger people are looking for more than just sex in their adult films. The dude helped me out when I was for the most part out of the industry and he didn’t even really know me. For that I will always be his loyal friend and support him in all that he does! Believe it or not, I actually think you would like him. Maybe sometime we can all go get drinks and you can make your own assessment of the man.

My new movie, Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts!, was an unbelievable experience of what can happen when you work with the best folks in the industry and everyone is on the same page. Here are some links you can check out if you get a chance:
Movie Site: www.myspace.com/atomicvixens

I LOVE working with the boys at VCA. What a difference when the company you’re working for LOVES and supports you! I would love to be part of the team that restores VCA to the powerhouse they used to be.

I’d also like to thank you, Mike, for your support. Before Eon, you were the only one who gave me the time of day or went out of their way to help me. For that, I also pledge my loyalty and love to you.

I hope that ‘06 becomes the greatest year yet for health, wealth and women!

For myself, I hope to make a movie that wins an AVN award so I can get the Mike South monkey off my fucking back!

Let’s hang out in Vegas, my friend!

Love,
Eroticist Films
Ron Royster

Hi Mike,

I read your blog from time to time, and find it interesting, though often filled with that porn-biz snarkiness that seems so prevalent among industry men (no offense intended, I just wonder why so many guys in the biz are so angry).

I just read your piece on your friend who’s in jail, the girl who sent you the card.

Thank you for that. It was touching and sad. I hope that when she gets out, you can help her.

Anyway, it was a thoughtful piece. Maybe you should use your site for therapy more often!

Seasons greetings!

Ed

Dude, that’s one of the best things you have written in a long time, I can always tell when you write from your heart. Good Job Man

Tim Case

These are just a couple of the emails and IMs I got, I hope whatever higher power y’all pray to hears ya and has some mercy on that girl…she has been through enough in her little life.

That’s what Taylor Rain said about me re her award for best site gone to shit….I guess that means she didn’t like it. That’s OK Taylor I was here before you were her and I will be here long after you are gone.

Benjamin Writes:

Mike,

The President is a self serving son of a babs. First of all, anything he does, he does for his gain or his cronies. Second, his oath of office doesn’t mean much more than the horse shit crusted on his Crawford boots.

He made an oath a long time ago that supercedes any other… the oath to the Cross & Bones. So, that’s why he has the attitude. That’s why Kerry(Bonesman) ran against him. It was for the greater good. Theirs!

He also has been laying into the constitution, calling it “just a god damn piece of paper”

Not only is his a dangerous man, but he is the worst kind of dangerous man… a dumb one.

Quasarman Writes:

Signed by Clinton in 95

FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE PHYSICAL SEARCHES

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, including sections 302 and 303 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 (”Act”) (50 U.S.C. 1801, et seq.), as amended by Public Law 103- 359, and in order to provide for the authorization of physical searches for foreign intelligence purposes as set forth in the Act, it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. Pursuant to section 302(a)(1) of the Act, the Attorney General is authorized to approve physical searches, without a court order, to acquire foreign intelligence information for periods of up to one year, if the Attorney General makes the certifications required by that section.

Sec. 2. Pursuant to section 302(b) of the Act, the Attorney General is authorized to approve applications to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court under section 303 of the Act to obtain orders for physical searches for the purpose of collecting foreign intelligence information.

Sec. 3. Pursuant to section 303(a)(7) of the Act, the following officials, each of whom is employed in the area of national security or defense, is designated to make the certifications required by section 303(a)(7) of the Act in support of applications to conduct physical searches:

(a) Secretary of State;

(b) Secretary of Defense;

(c) Director of Central Intelligence;

(d) Director of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation;

(e) Deputy Secretary of State;

(f) Deputy Secretary of Defense; and

(g) Deputy Director of Central Intelligence.

None of the above officials, nor anyone officially acting in that capacity, may exercise the authority to make the above certifications, unless that official has been appointed by the President, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate.

WILLIAM J. CLINTON

THE WHITE HOUSE,
February 9, 1995.
Now you know that I agree with you most of the time South but I think there’s entirely too much hysteria over this wire-tap issue. From what I understand, no information gleaned from any wiretapped call could be used for prosecution. It would be inadmissible in any court. It could however be used to disrupt a future plan to fly a plane into a building. Is it a slippery slope? Absolutely, but I don’t see it as an erosion of our fundamental liberties and I guarantee you that no Democrat currently fillabustering the patriot act has a clue that Clinton signed the executive order authorizing just this sort of wire tap. Just my two cents. I’m sure you’ll add 3 more and make a nickel.
OK, for starters lets look at the pertinent part of that act, namely

The statute states, in pertinent part, “Notwithstanding any other law, the President, through the Attorney General, may authorize electronic surveillance without a court order under this subchapter to acquire foreign intelligence information for periods of up to one year if the Attorney General certifies in writing under oath that (A) the electronic surveillance is solely directed at (i) the acquisition of the contents of communications transmitted by means of communications used exclusively between or among foreign powers; or (ii) the acquisition of technical intelligence, other than the spoken communications of individuals, from property or premises under the open and exclusive control of a foreign power; [and] (B) there is no substantial likelihood that the surveillance will acquire the contents of any communication to which a United States person is a party.”

A “United States person” is defined under this Act as “a citizen of the United States; an alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence; an unincorporated association a substantial number of members of which are citizens of the United States or aliens lawfully admitted for permanent residence, or a corporation which is incorporated in the United States, but does not include a corporation or an association which is a foreign power.”

That’s the real verbage..now note the part about ” no substantial likelihood that the surveillance will acquire the contents of any communication to which a United States person is a party.

And the real truth is that I don’t give a fuck if it’s done by Bush, Clinton or Donald Fucking Duck, it is and should be illegal.

Thanks to Griswald V. Connecticut the Supreme Court has ruled that the Constitution recognizes a right to privacy and as such that right to privacy may not be abridged, particularly without due process. I don’t like the idea of steadily eroding our rights, today it’s to save us from terrorists, tomorrow drugs and day after pornographers, when does it reach Jesus killers…I think you get my meaning here.

I For one will not willingly sacrifice my right to privacy so that Bush or any other scumbag can use it for any purpose whatsoever and I don’t give a fuck if 99% of the citizens think I should…We do NOT live in a Democracy…if we did black people would still be less than equal, In this country the thing that protects me from that 99% is The Constitution and George Bush has no right to over ride it.

Period.

As many of you may know and all of you should know President Bush is under a lot of scrutiny for allowing wiretaps of U.S. Citizens without a court order, in defending this action on the principle of security he has chastised the press for leaking this info.

This is a slap in the face to all people who love freedom. President Bush is undermining two of the most cherished principles of our nation one is freedom of the press and the other is freedom from unlawful search and siezure. Let us not forget also our right to privacy which many right wingers do not believe is even a right at all and think that interpretations of the Constitution that recognize a privacy right are in error.

I would go so far as to say that if he in fact, has unlawfully authorized this action, then he should be impeached,,, and I see no lawful way he could have authorized it.

What appalls me even more is how many Americans are supportive of his action, even if it were ten percent that would be far too many. Ben Franklin noted that anyone who would trade freedom for security deserves neither and Ben was right, so much so you can say that anyone who would trade freedom for security will GET neither. It just doesn’t wash that we are better off allowing our government to break one of the fundamental laws of our nation just to keep us safe from “terrorists” or anyone else for that matter.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance and that is a price that we , as a nation, have been willing to pay for over 200 years. Anyone sworn by oath to uphold the Constitution of this great land, like the President is should not be willing to bend the rules set forth in said Constitution and it is up to us to make sure that he abides by the same laws that we do.

As a Citizen of this country I am recognized as having “inalienable rights” this means that the government recognizes them as rights that I am born with and are not granted by the government but recognized by it and one of those rights is liberty. As a Libertarian it truly frosts my balls to see this kind of thing happen by the very man who has the most public trust bestowed upon his office.

I think we are at a dangerous crossroad for this country, it seems that more and more the citizens fear the government and it should be the government that fears the citizens. When the citizens fear the government then the government is the enemy and this country should NEVER have a government that makes increasing efforts to turn more and more of it’s citizens into criminals via legislation.

Our President owes us a deep apology.

Lava releasing Shuts Doors Owing Plenty:

Apparently Lava Releasing, run by former HWMIC of Odyessy Group Video, Bob East, has shut it’s doors and defaulted on a lot of debt. I’m getting quite a bit of angry email from producers/directors owed money by Lava…

Goddess Adds a Few:

“webmaster most likely to get other people to write his award categories” Who else? Mike South
“Long haired hippie who shouldn’t dance with his shirt off award” –Tim Case in The South Pole Boogie. HA! That’s what ya get for saying ya won’t take pics of cops for me in Vegas!!
Best collective ass fucking of the porn industry– Rob Black.

Mr Tyler Faith writes:

Oh my god, I won! I’m so excited! I would like to thank the fans…especially Lawrence Skinectity who was in the front row at Al’s Caberet and pinched my ass when I was mopping dollar bills off the floor in front of screaming fans. I want to thank my mother for pushing me to get a top rate education so I could take those skills and apply them to buttoning a bustier’ [boo-stee-aye]. I want to thank the driver from Club Elite in Pennsylvania for not getting mad at me when I punched him in the face because I was jealous that he was talking to my girl outside the club, not realizing that he was just trying to help me by carrying her bags to the car. And finally, I’d really like to thank my boss, Tyler Faith for providing me with a salary to pay for my bandanas and arm bands since I can’t afford them alone on my KSEXradio salary. You’re all the best! I hope 2006 brings in more rewards for Mr. Tyler Faith because god knows, I have no life without Tyler!

OK It’s That Time of Year Again:

Yes it’s time for me to pull the annual mikesouth.com awards outta my posterior for posterity. Let’s see what my razor sharp wit can come up with tonight.

Best Shill That Has Had No Effect:

Gene Ross shilling for Skeeter, Note to skeeter if yer going to buy someone…buy someone with credibility…It costs more but then ya get what you pay for.

Best Porn Satire:

Hands down www.pornohs.com Brad is the shit!

Best PR Person:

A-Dell Takes her job a bit too seriously at times but truth is ain’t nobody better, even if she is majorly pissed at me.

Best Airbrushing:

Digital Playground on Janine’s promo, even though they had to cut off her arm..

Best Suitcase Pimp:

Every year this one is HOTLY contested and with Tim Case outta the picture this year it’s a tough call…Ya got DJ Batman (Thats Mr Reagan Anthony to you), he has let Reagan work with other guys now, Ya Got Evan Seinfeld (Thats Mr Tera Patrick to you) but he doesn’t let his girl work with anyone but a certain over tattooed washed up has been from Rock n Roll named Tick Jonez or something like that, Then there’s Wankus aka Mr Tyler Faith but he is slipping, as both he and Tyler have been off the radar for a couple of months….leaving a dark horse named Mike Moz ( That’s Mr Stormy Daniels to you)…And the winner is!

A TIE!.. Mr Stormy Daniels and Mr Tyler Faith…may your backs remain strong and your pockets full of dollar bill tips youpicked up off the stage.

Funniest Chick Blog, Funniest Blog too:

Theworldofgoddess.com yes she rambles way too much about overweight doughnut eating highschool losers turned cops but she does update every damn day and she is funny when not writing about said doughnut devoring egomaniacs.

Best Site Gone To Shit:

www.lukeford.com may as well rename it to pimpingtaylorrain.com.

Best Use Of A Bullet:

Rob Black

Best Argument For Abortion Rights:

Rob Black

Best Ten Dollar Diploma:

Sharon Mitchell’s PhD. It isn’t real, her education consists of a GED and that diploma, no BS, no MS, no published thesis…if that’s a real doctorate I’m a brain surgeon….

Best Place To Hang out In Dayton:

The Flamingo Showclub Manager’s Office. It’s the best reality show I ever saw.

Best Music To Come Out of Porn:

Wank Punter finally, porn music that doesn’t suck.

Best Guy In Porn You Never Heard of:

Beater

Best Top Ten Lists:

Harry Weiss eho should send me a new best top ten list

Two Most Feared people In Porn:

Let’s put it this way…Adella is one of em, and she sends me Christmas Cards…

The Good Riddance Award:

Howard Stern. He beat out John Ashcroft…that’s sayin something.

Most Overhyped Untalented Person Award:

Gee there’s so many….let’s start with Eon McKai and end with…Eon Mckai…Nic Andrews would like to thank Eon for appearing in porn…

Best Contract Girl:

Carmen Luvana

Best Movie Premiere:

Pirates, nothing else was even close

Worst Script and Best Cinematography:

Catherine, If you removed the words fuck, cunt and whore from the script it doesn’t amount to more than a page of dialogue.

Good Riddance Award part 2:

David Christopher…I mean he is gone right?

Best Gonzo Company:

Red Light District/Platinum X. They deliver what they promise.

Best Porn I Never See Anymore But Used To Like:

Jack’s Playground….Adella cut me off…

Best Porn Weekend:

The Tampa Show

Best Place To Fish With a Porn Star:

Mexico Beach

Best Place To Meet a Pornchick:

Adult Expo

Best 800 Lb Gorilla:

AVN, who else

OK Im out…if y’all have any please send em my way…