January 29th, 2006

Steve On Anna Malle:

It is a shame that the passing of Anna was the top story [on AVN.com] for only a few hours. A well known performer dies and they can’t keep it as a top story more than 2 hours. Goes right up to the Hall of Fame with the inductees getting a 5 second blip with no stage time. The only industry that doesn’t celebrate the accomplishments of the veteran performers, only what girl getting off the bus will do double anal. I don’t mean this to solely knock AVN. But, if you are going to be the industry leader and voice, you need to set the precedent. It is the performers of the past, here and who have died, that have set the way for the new talent who come now. We can do better.

Steve

I have to strongly agree with this one, in the AVN story the headline didn’t even refer to her as Anna Malle, it simmply referered to her throught the article as “Malle”. Tacky tacky tacky.

Bronx Money Master Writes:

How do ya do? Been reading your site for awhile, but I guess I just now decided to give ya an e-mail. Just got done debating (sort of) with someone about pornography and he was going off about how the Founding Fathers would be turning in their graves with how people are turning the First Amendment into a way to keep child pornography legal (what?). Anyhow, he seemed to be of the Christian-right mentality and I think he was kind of against all types of pornography non-decent and decent.

I tried arguing with him that many of the Founding Fathers weren’t Christians but rather Deist, but I don’t think he was trying to hear that. Just goes to show me that I think people in our own county are more of a threat to our freedoms than Al-Queda (they being more a threat to our safety).

Anyhow, once again, great site.
Sincerely,
Bronx Money Master

Thanks for the kind words man, it appals me how many of the “Christians” are more in line with Islamic fundamentalism than they are with freedom. If this country is to be salvaged it will be Libertarian ideals like ours that save it.

Jeff on Devon Escortique:

This link was on Floating world:

http://www.xxxescortdevon.com/MeetMe.html
Since the address given is in Atlanta could you check it out? Did Devon really move to Atlanta? Does she still have those hit men after you?

As most of you probably figured out, that link is a scam, Devon does escort but NOT for 350.00 an hour. and as far as I know she didn’t move here to Atlanta, but she did email me asking for my address so I presume her hit men got lost…they should be closer by now…

 

January 28th, 2006

Vicky Vettes Soon To Be Ex Husband Offed Himself:

Facing felony charges of spousal abuse and likely deportation Vicky Vette’s soon to be ex husband Frank killed himself today, with a drug overdose. Good riddance I say, this is a trend that should continue. More as I get it.

Frank had been trying to stir up trouble by sending all the gossip sites a statement that Vicky is a racist and a member of The National Alliance. Not true of course but whenever someone wants to denigrate a porn chick who doesn’t do interracial the always pull the race card outta their ass. Truth is outside of a few mental midgets like Lexington Steele and Mr Marcus ( who like to call white girls who wont work with them “racist” ) nobody really gives a rat’s ass.

Anyway they say you shouldn’t say anything about the dead if you have nothing good to say.

Frank is dead. Good.

 

January 27th, 2006

Someone Posted This Anon On Craigslist, I Laughed Till I Damn Near Cried:

I swear that if I wasn’t sexually attracted to girls that I’d be gay. At least guys make sense most the time.

First off, girls just talk way too much. When you’re with your other girlfriends, go ahead and talk about whatever the fuck you want. I don’t care. But why exactly do you think that I care about the kind of day that your sisters co-workers dog had? Your sister is nice enough, but I don’t know her co-worker and I certainly don’t know her dog. So why the fuck are you telling me this story? I don’t care! If you have something worth talking about, then I can enjoy engaging you in a meaningful conversation. But before you start talking to me about some of the inane frivolous shit that you talk to your girlfriends about, first ask yourself “Does this have a point?”. Because if it doesn’t I’m just going to smile, and nod, and zone out and you’ll get mad because I’m not listening to your retarded shit!

Stop over complicating everything. There isn’t an ulterior motive or hidden meaning in every other sentance. Unless, I suppose, it’s coming out of the mouth of another woman. Because you ladies never can seem to say what you actually mean. You have this weird secret code that you love to try and crack and expect us guys to be able to get in on your stupid game. Guys aren’t like that. Rarely rarely RARELY will you ever have to figure out what a guy is actually saying. We say what we mean. Girls have such a skewed sense of logic that this simple concept is often lost on them. When you go searching for some deeper meaning that isn’t there, you’re just committing to an act of futility. In the end you wind up making up some bullshit and believing that it must be true and acting on that false reality and making a mess of something for no apparent reason other than the fact that you’re in-fucking-sane.

Stop getting upset at guys for trying to help solve your problems. That’s what guys do. You present us with a problem, we’re going to try and fix it. It’s in our fucking nature. I know it’s in your nature to want to talk about everything, but if you’re going to bring up your problems to a guy, expect that he’s going to try and do something about it or give you advice. Women always bitch that guys don’t listen. It’s not that we don’t listen, we just don’t understand why you’re bringing up your problems if you don’t want us to do something about it. We’re not as empathetic as your girlfriends, so if you want empathy, go to them. Likewise, if guys have a problem, they’ll probably only bring it up if they need help or advice. Many women will bitch that guys don’t talk enough. It’s not that guys don’t talk, it’s just that your empathy doesn’t help solve our problems when we do talk.

One of the most insanely frustrating things about women is the constant reassurance. No, you’re not fat. If you were fat you wouldn’t be able to fit into that size 2 dress. And yes, you look good. Guys wouldn’t be giving you free shit if you were ugly. (There’s an ulterior fucking motive for you. Hint: They’re not giving you free stuff just to be sweet.) It’s so frustrating having to constantly answer those questions, only to not be believed. It’s like trying to convince someone that the sky is blue. You’re not blind, you’re not even color blind. You can see that the sky is blue. Yet you continue to ask what color the sky is. I tell you it’s blue. I know that you know what color blue is. And even though I’ve told you that the sky is blue about fifty-million times, you still have to ask because…I don’t know…maybe it’s not blue today. The sky is fucking blue goddammit! You’re not fucking fat! You’re not fucking ugly! You know it, I know it, everyone fucking knows it!

And fuck all you ultra-hot girls that bitch about the most retarded things. Yeah, all men are fucking pigs because they stare at your boobs. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you’re wearing a skin tight low cut shirt that has ‘Bebe’ printed across your boobs… one ‘Be’ per boob. It’s totally unfair that you have to put up with guys staring at you all the time just because you like to look sexy. And boo hoo, it’s so hard for you to meet a nice guy. Well actually it isn’t, because the shoulder your crying on belongs to a nice guy. He’s the one that puts up with all your stupid shit. And yet you some how end up with all the assholes. I’m sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that you’re holding out for a six foot tall alpha-male fire fighter with a trust fund.

And finally, yay for you. You sold a freezer to some eskimos. Congratulations on being the hot sales rep. We’re all very proud of you for being able to have a nice ass while the rest of us actually have to work for a living. And we’re all so excited to see your new diamond jewelry. Your ability to date another rich fucktard that will shower you with expensive bobbles is commendable. And I’ll be so surprised and sorry for you when he dumps you for the next hot girl. Because I really thought that materialistic trophy bagger was in love with you. But I’m happy to hear that you wrecked your fifth car while multi-tasking between your cell phone and doing your make up in the mirror. Your dedication to enforcing the stereotype of women drivers is nothing short of awe inspiring. And you’re right, I was being a shallow douchebag when I commented on the hotness of Eva Longoria. So lets go see that movie where Johnny Depp makes out with Orlando Bloom on Brad Pitts abs. I know you’ve been dying to see that one.

Girls…you piss me the fuck off. You do stupid shit and manage to get away with it. You can be the most annoying idiots in the world. Your sense of logic and common sense seems to be a rare gift rather than a common trait. And yet I’m uncontrollably attracted to you. And that’s quite possibly the most frustrating thing of all.

 

January 25th, 2006

Rest In Peace Anna Malle:

From Her Website:

Wed Jan 25 2006 - 17:34 -

To All of Anna’s fans and admirers. With deep sadness I have to announce that Anna has passed away today in an auto accident. She will be missed by all and has always enjoyed her life to the fullest. I’m sure that her memory will always be with her fans and friends. For all of you please say a prayer to her and let her know that she was loved. Sept 9, 1967 - January 25, 2006

My condolences and heartfelt sympathy go out to Hank Armstrong, her husband and a really good guy, and to her family and friends.

January 23rd, 2006

Fuck Microsoft, AOL and Yahoo:

All three willingly turned over their data to the feds, just for the asking, only Google said no. That should tell you who should get your business. Yahoo even turns data over to the Chinese Government.

Ebola Monkey Man Writes: (Hit his site while yer at…that is some seriously funny stuff!)

Stephen Baldwin - What the fuck is wrong with you Honkey???????? This mother fucker has decided to crusade against a adult movie store. I guess Hollywood finally woke up and said “wait a second, this ass clown makes movies tank.” Not much going on any more Stephen? He said “I’m just doing what the Lord’s telling me to do.” The lord doesn’t want you to do that, I talked to him between my meeting with the tooth fairy and my tennis session with big foot. All he wants is for you to stop making movies….like yesterday. If I owned that porn store, I’d make a deal with him. I’d draw up a contract that states “I will close this place down if you agree to never, ever, ever, ever make another movie, appear on any TV show, or stand in front of any camera. Plus you have to move to Maine and disappear.” It would be worth it to me. I truly believe, in my heart of hearts, that his movies are more harmful than any porno. Why? Because they completely waste your time when you watch them. Life is short and you’ll never get that time back when you watch a Stephen Baldwin movie. I’ve never watched a porno and thought I wasted my time.
Ebola Monkey Man

www.ebolamonkeyman.com

January 19th, 2006

Time For The FSC To Join Forces With Google:

Feds after Google data
RECORDS SOUGHT IN U.S. QUEST TO REVIVE PORN LAW
By Howard Mintz
Mercury News

The Bush administration on Wednesday asked a federal
judge to order Google to turn over a broad range of
material from its closely guarded databases.

The move is part of a government effort to revive an
Internet child protection law struck down two years
ago by the U.S. Supreme Court. The law was meant to
punish online pornography sites that make their
content accessible to minors. The government contends
it needs the Google data to determine how often
pornography shows up in online searches.

In court papers filed in U.S. District Court in San
Jose, Justice Department lawyers revealed that Google
has refused to comply with a subpoena issued last year
for the records, which include a request for 1 million
random Web addresses and records of all Google
searches from any one-week period.

The Mountain View-based search and advertising giant
opposes releasing the information on a variety of
grounds, saying it would violate the privacy rights of
its users and reveal company trade secrets, according
to court documents.

Nicole Wong, an associate general counsel for Google,
said the company will fight the government’s effort
“vigorously.”

“Google is not a party to this lawsuit, and the
demand for the information is overreaching,” Wong
said.

The case worries privacy advocates, given the vast
amount of information Google and other search engines
know about their users.

“This is exactly the kind of case that privacy
advocates have long feared,” said Ray Everett-Church,
a South Bay privacy consultant. “The idea that these
massive databases are being thrown open to anyone with
a court document is the worst-case scenario. If they
lose this fight, consumers will think twice about
letting Google deep into their lives.”

Everett-Church, who has consulted with Internet
companies facing subpoenas, said Google could argue
that releasing the information causes undue harm to
its users’ privacy.

“The government can’t even claim that it’s for
national security,” Everett-Church said. “They’re
just using it to get the search engines to do their
research for them in a way that compromises the civil
liberties of other people.”

The government argues that it needs the information
as it prepares to once again defend the
constitutionality of the Child Online Protection Act
in a federal court in Pennsylvania. The law was struck
down in 2004 because it was too broad and could
prevent adults from accessing legal porn sites.

However, the Supreme Court invited the government to
either come up with a less drastic version of the law
or go to trial to prove that the statute does not
violate the First Amendment and is the only viable way
to combat child porn.

As a result, government lawyers said in court papers
they are developing a defense of the 1998 law based on
the argument that it is far more effective than
software filters in protecting children from porn. To
back that claim, the government has subpoenaed search
engines to develop a factual record of how often Web
users encounter online porn and how Web searches turn
up material they say is “harmful to minors.”

The government indicated that other, unspecified
search engines have agreed to release the information,
but not Google.

“The production of those materials would be of
significant assistance to the government’s preparation
of its defense of the constitutionality of this
important statute,” government lawyers wrote, noting
that Google is the largest search engine.

Google has the largest share of U.S. Web searches
with 46 percent, according to November 2005 figures
from Nielsen//NetRatings. Yahoo is second with 23
percent, and MSN third with 11 percent.

——————————————————————————–
Mercury News Staff Writer Michael Bazeley contributed
to this report. Contact Howard Mintz at
hmintz@mercurynews.com or (408) 286-0236.

BT Writes:

Mike:

I’ve never been a big Devon fan, but I was watching a trailer for the Digital Playground flick with her first anal scene and thinking about the exchange of e-mails between the two of you a few months back (is that hit man after you still lurking around Atlanta?)

If he is he has decided it might be bad for his health to make contact or maybe Kurt Lackwood is her hit man….
There’s an archive on Luke’s site where she rants on about Steve Hirsch of Vivid offering to pay some medical bills if she would do her first anal for Vivid. Somehow or another, she found it morally-reprehensible and an example of a lack of ethics that a guy in the pornography business would offer to pay a premium to one of his contract gals to perform anal. I think her response was something like she doesn’t look down on other performers who do anal, but she’d never do it, even in her personal life, and how dare he ask her.

And now, she’s done it. And if I understand from one of your posts, she’s no longer a DP contract girl, which suggests they’re cleaning off their shelves while they can.

You can bet DP has plrnty of Devon footage sitting on the shelves that will be trickled out for the next 3 or more years.

Where, then, does that leave Devon (I’m assuming her hit man isn’t going to whack Samantha or Joone)?

Devon has teamed up with Tawney Roberts to start her own production company, hey stop laughing I’m serious…LOL

By the way, I’m not a big fan of those music-only videos either, but from the trailer, the scene looks pretty hot.

Let’s hope Janine’s first anal isn’t a music video filmed by Celeste.

 

January 18th, 2006

Is The Government Testing Bio Weapons On Us:

Every year it’s the same thing, everyone in porn comes home from Vegas with the “Porn Flu” aka the “Vegas Flu”. Now we are a pretty ahrdy bunch, I mean porners and pornettes routinely do dirty ass to mouth, ass to pussy, 50 man cream pie gangbangs, and pretty much have unprotected sex with anything that has fewer than 4 legs. Porners scoff at germs.

So what could be so potent that it can infect everyone in porn year after year after year?

The only thing I can figure is that the government is testing biological weapons on us, I mean what better group right? I suspect it is secretly funded by the Christian Right or maybe even the XXX Church.

About The AVN Awards:

As you saw from the pics I attended again, compliments of the kind folks at AVN. Maybe I was spoiled by the old days at Ballys when the ticket included mountains of good food, including sushi and sashimi and all sorts of tasty treats. The show ran for like a day and a half back then so I guess they had to feed us. Now the show run time is rock solid at about two and a half hours, the entertainent is decent as is the food (appetizers that were delivered to the tables this year.

They desperately do need to coach the girls on how to speak into the microphone though, far too many hold it too far from their mouths and their tiny voices just don’t carry. Put the damn thing against your lips and TALK! don’t mumble and don’t talk softly.

As I expected Pirates swept the awards, with Catherine picking up a few technical awards. Devil In Miss Jones, as I predicted swept the Film categories and Camp Cuddly Pines took the rest pretty much.

I did Miss best Actor though, Evan Stone won that one and congrats to Tommy Gunn on his best supporting actor win which I did call.

I also missed on Sunny Lane, having picked her for best new starlet, damn you just never know where that ones gonna go….

And lets not forget that Adam and Eve was half of Pirates win as well, that was a joint effort so both A&E and DP get kudos for raising the bar.

All In All The Whole Show Was A TON of Fun:

And I want to publicly thank Paul Fishbein, Mike Ramone, Sue Procko and Adella O’Neal for making press credentials available to me and for making the whole process fast and efficient.

And Thanks To You:

All my readers for letting me into your lives, it is an honor that you return day after day to read what I have on my mind, Thank You.

January 17th, 2006

Mike South’s Top Ten List Of Things Porners Brought Home From Adult Expo:

The Last of the Vegas Pics

HERE

AND HERE

Mike South’s Top Ten List Of Things Porners Brought Home From Adult Expo:

10. An empty bank account (assuming it wasn’t empty before they left)

9. An STD (assuming they didn’t have one before they left)

8. The Vegas Flu ( I swear I think the Republican White House is using us to test biological weapons, but that is another story)

7. A Porn Chick (assuming they didn’t have one before they left)

6. A Hangover

5. An Orange Flyswatter

4. A Marker

3. A Nail Polish Vibrator

2. Sore Feet

An Autographed Picture of Andy Devine
(OK I threw that shit in to see if you was payin attention)

1. A Story About Kurt Lackwood Being An Ass Clown.

Speaking of, porners may hate me but the total bounty promised for my defense by porners if kill the little cocksucker is now into five digits.

January 16th, 2006
January 14th, 2006

Im Going To Break from The Show Report To Reflect On A Few Things About The Show:

More Expo Pics

AVN Awards Night Pics

Click Here For a Gallery of Photos From Adult Expo

More will be coming Daily

Im Going To Break from The Show Report To Reflect On A Few Things About The Show:

Some things have stood out in my mind.

The first was Bob C at Adam and Eve recognizing his guests on sight and making sure they walked straight in, that’s a class act and something more of you should consider. If your answer is I have too many guests then you likely invited too many people and I bet you dollars to doughnuts the too many you invited all had penises and came solo.

Another was the attitude some of the girls (Tera) have toward their fans. Shame on you, these guys pay your bills, you aren’t changing the world, you fuck for a living, that isn’t worthy of anyones respect. Show some class and have some respect for the people who put you where you are.

Evan Stone, The guy is always smiling, always friendly to everyone, you just know he is happy and he never comes across as stuck on himself, something Kurt Lackwood should try sometime. Evan is a nice guy I didn’t pick him for best actor but I am glad he won.

Speaking of Evan his other half, Syren, is equally nice but what I cant forget about her is her attachment all week to an orange flyswatter, it never left her hands and she delighted in swatting anything and everything (except flies) in sight. She is a sweetheart of a girl.

Nick Sabatino at Adultrentals.com Nick is a nice guy and was gracious enough to allow us to park our tired asses in his booth whenever we liked. Nick is a class act and a nice guy…thanks brudda.

George Martin and Keith at G M Video, George has been my friend for many years, I love the guy, he is straight up and he always respects and looks after my girls If I am not around, yes George, Shannon told me. You are a stand up guy man and I am proud to call you my friend, you too Keith.

Katy (Katey?) from Adam and Eve is a total class act as well, she is a hottie, a hottie with a brain!

Speaking of hotties with a brain there is another one who I simply can’t get off my mind, for better or worse she makes me look at myself differently and she inspires me to want to her to think well of me. I suspect she knows who she is, some of you might too. Damn I even get tongue tied writing about her….

An Update On My Prison Pal:

I have since recieved 3 letters from her and each one is more promising in that more and more of her intellect and her internal fire is apparent with each letter. She is out of detox and I hope that she will be inspired to stay clean. Your prayers and well wishes are appreciated. She isn’t out of the woods yet but the first few steps have been taken, hopefully she won’t fall. I vowed to be there for her and I will.

Jules Jordan Jumps Ship At Evil Angel:

AVN is reporting that he will start his own company and that he is taking Mike John with him is also rumored.

I have known Jules for many years, long before he became the hot property he is. He has never been arrogant or self important to me, in fact he has been gracious and nice, I wish the guy luck.

While I liked his product better before he started having to make it to please John Stagliano instead of Jules I recognize that John revolutionized the biz and I totally respect his business accumen but I think Jules made the right decision. Good Luck brudda.

Evil Angel Has Snagged Manuel Ferrara and Jake Malone To Fill The Gap:

Look for Red Light District to add a new director or 3 in the coming week.

AIM Announces Staph Infections Running Rampant In Porn Valley:

Damn, who’da thunk that? I mean ass to mouth, ass to pussy, didn’t anyone study biology? Why not just eat turds, it’s the same thing ya know.

Idiots.