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By MikeSouth January 13th, 2006
It was late, I was at least 12 hours ahead of everyone else I was hanging with.I met them the next morning at the Airport, Tim and Fifi were in at 10:30 along with Raven and Giga and Scott McGowan from eyeonadult.com both came in around 11:30. We all went to take care of [...]
By MikeSouth January 12th, 2006
Now on Sirus Satellite, best wishes to my pal Farrell over there, knock em dead dude.
As Most Of You Prolly Know By Now:
My hometown newspaper has done a feature and a cover story on me. It's called Creative Loafing It's an honest piece and you can read some of it on their [...]
By MikeSouth January 11th, 2006
10 Things You'll Never Hear Kurt Lockwood Say: 10) I hate the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. 9) Women are the true stars of porn. Pussy tastes good. 7) Really, I'm modest deep down. 6) I'm really happy for Tyler and Wankus. 5) You are not sticking that in my ass! 4) The tattoo above [...]
By MikeSouth January 7th, 2006
I can finally write in peace. I could never understand why I let Mr. G talk me into having that thing built. Like I would want to spend anytime underground with 16 kids, a houseboy, my husband, two cats and a dog. Rolling naked in nuclear waste would be much less painful if you [...]
By MikeSouth January 6th, 2006
Because Grandpa Goddess stays with us from time to time and because his heart is a tad shaky, he bought a personal defibrillator and left it here for when he visits. Well, last night he started clutching his chest and we tried to use the defib on him but it wouldn’t work. Mr. G [...]
By MikeSouth January 5th, 2006
I looked forward to my journeys to the South. Now the most I can look forward to is my journey from the couch to the fridge. I always like to check out the other adult sites and see what they’re talking about--those “other” ones being JimmyD and Luke. JimmyD is yakking about New Year’s [...]
By MikeSouth January 4th, 2006
Once again I’ve gotten roped into writing South’s updates for him while he gallivants all over creation fucking hot chicks. Ya know it just doesn’t seem fair. Why can’t he ever write my updates while I’M off gallivanting around having sex with hot chi--oh ok I see why this always works out the way [...]
By admin January 2nd, 2006
Nazareth Carpenter Being Held On Charges Involving Underage Mother Bethlehem, Roman-occupied Judea – Authorities were today alerted by a concerned citizen who noticed a family living in a barn. Upon arrival, Family Protective Services personnel, accompanied by police, took into protective care an infant child named Jesus, who had been wrapped in strips of [...]
By admin January 2nd, 2006
Thanks to the people who sent me nice and thoughtful gifts at Christmas, you know who you are and it IS appreciated!
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By admin January 1st, 2006
Happy New Year!
Some High/Low Lights of 2005:
Porns Biggest Loss: Peter Van Aarle, Rest In Peace Brother!
Porns Biggest Achievement: Pirates It shows that we can do better, when we want.
Porns Biggest Gain: Tim Connelly falling from one of porn's most powerful people to Kurt Lockwoods Drummer, For everyone [...]
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