“Just When I Thought I Was Out. They Pull Me Back In”:

Leslie Writes:

Hi Mike! I wouldn't be surprise you don't care less about this but is it true Janine wrote she's...retiring? It's in the text(very last sentence)of her page at Wikipedia.

Indeed it is ..."In November 2005, Janine Lindemulder announced on her official website's forum that she was once [...]

I’m At A Loss:

Sometimes it's hard to write this site. I seem to have said everything I want to say on most topics and I hate repeating myself just to take up space. Luke can pine about Holly but somehow I don't think y'all are all that interested in my love life...or lack thereof, [...]

I Have A Company Looking For A Contract Girl:

This is a FULL Time salaried contract job with bonuses. The salary is top notch, better than what most of the big video companies pay.

You will be the front girl for a website aimed at a specific market.

Ideally you have not done much work, are 21-30 with no [...]

April Over At Pure Play Media Wants Me To Mention:

That PSK Tonight Benefits The Sankofa Center for African Dance & Culture.

HUH?

Now if it benefitted the Caucasion Center for Dance I could understand it, maybe this is a center for black folks that can't dance or something...

Having been to a few porn star karaokes I'm kinda thinkin [...]

As Some Of You Guessed:

Yes, I have been fishing, it's rare that we get a chance to go out in February but that's what happened. My buddies called me and said let's go and I picked up and left staying the weekend for the gumbo festival.

Here's a few pics:

6AM heading out

A [...]

Remember last Week When I Reported About The Strippers That Got Arrested In Pasco County, FL:

Well I started poking around and got my little hands on the crime logs for pasco county for the night of Feb 3 and the Morning Of Feb 4th.

While The Pasco County authorities were spending taxpayer dollars to protect the good citizens from strippers selling beer and soliciting lap [...]

It’s Dick, Duck:

No matter how you cut it Cheney is clearly at fult on this one. As someone who has hunted quail my since I was six years old, I can tell you he fucked up on at least three counts. Rules I knew at 6 years old:

1. You treat every [...]

This Just In From Zaphod Beeblebrox, EXCLUSIVE Video of Kurt Lockwood’s Rampage that Bishop was Talkin about:

Click HERE

Dan, HWMIC at Genesis Magazine Writes:

I saw the original post that "Bishop" made on another site. While I think that your parody of the post is funny as hell, it nowhere near matches the pure hysterical entertainment value of the original. And I quote:

"Havent you seen what [...]

AVN Finally gets Around To The Peelers Getting Arrested Story, And Gets It Wrong:

I had the story 5 days ago and even I got the part that the clubs were in the Tampa/Clearwater area called Pasco County NOT in Daytona as AVN is reporting. Daytona is in Volusia County on the other side of the state.

Now Y'all wanna tell me again how [...]

Rights, What Is and What Ain’t:

I was in a discussion yesterday with a well meaning person who was asserting that we had a right to housing and food and health care and all other sorts of socially engineered "rights". My assertion is, of course that these aren't "rights" at all. While the health care system [...]