March 30th, 2006

Stripper Quote Of the Day:

OK this one isn’t from a stripper but from a Club DJ at Flamingo Showclub in Dayton Ohio.

” I feel like I am married to fifty women. I see them all naked. I listen to them all bitch. And none of them fuck me.”

Den From CAVR.com Writes:

Mike, good job in reporting this to Mr. Fishbein. Sure wish you would also get him to stop reviewing the choking movies. AVN needs to take a stand on choking!

My immediate action after reviewing Donkey Punch:

1> Had JM remove me from their screeners list.

2> Phone call to a major distributor and they pulled it immediately.

It is going to take some drastic action like a Porn Star getting hurt on a set and/or one of the idiot guys being arrested and spending time in jail before the industry wakes up!

Good news from AVN. It is about time they take a stand on this insanity!

Thanks,
Den

No Den, Thank YOU, It’s like I told Paul when we spoke, I think the people who hold themselves forth as industry leaders and supporters should lead by example. Taking a stand on this issue is a damn good start.

Kudos too to Mike Ramone for taking a stand as well!

We are in this together.

March 29th, 2006

Stripper Quote of The Day:

(Names Not Mentioned To Protect the Guilty)

Laying on a bed watching TV she turns to me and says “can you take me to Flamingos?”

I said …”I thought you had someone picking you up?”

she said “I do But I don’t want to have to explain to my husband why I am lying on a hotel bed with a guy wearing a T Shirt that says Trust Me I’m A Pornographer.”

March 28th, 2006

Donkey Punch Is A Kick In The Nuts To Porn, Jeff Mike/Jeff Steward Is The Jackass Who Thinks It Is Funny:

I have been hearing about this video for a couple of months now but didn’t give it much thought until I read the gut wrenching story of one of the participants. I mean not even I would have thought that they were doing this for real, that it wasn’t staged. And even if it was…how fucking stupid do you have to be to foist this on the adult industry at this time?

Apparently you have to be as stupid as Jeff Mike ( ka Jeff Steward), honcho at JM Productions. Who released this abortion.

When confronted about it JM tried to pass it off as an “old release”. One need only look it up on the net to see it was released in Dec of 2005, Hardly an old release…

AVN reviews the DVD in the March issue and gives it 3.5 stars and an overall good review saying ” rougher than most, but consenting cast is entertaining”

When I brought up the issue with Paul Fishbein, Head Honcho at AVN he had this to say:

“We won’t review Donkey Punch movies anymore.”

Indeed I sensed that this was something that “Fish”, as he is affectionately known, wasn’t aware of, and understandably so, Im sure he doesn’t read every review and I believe the video may have presented itself as staged.

Even at that it shouldn’t be something that we in this industry have to deal with. I, for one, do not want my name associated with an industry that would support this. This is not free speech, this is aggravated assault and aggravated assault is NOT protected free speech.

So a BIG FUCK YOU to JM Productions for having no concern for fellow pornographers. If they want to be an outcast I say fine, lets treat them as one.

Distributors can refuse to carry their product, retailers can refuse to buy it and industry publications can refuse to sell them ad space. [Adultdvdempire.com refused to stock it…good for them]

And at the same time maybe all of the above can avoid the criminal charges that may come from having it on your shelves.

Can we as an industry finally say “We may not know where the line is but this has certainly crossed it.”?

Stripper Quote Of The Day:

Victoria is sitting in Tim’s office, with her hooves…I mean feet propped up on his desk, she is taking a long drag off of a cigarette and complaining that she has made only 56 dollars. She has spent mos of the night talking to Felicia, talking to us in the office and talking to the DJ in the DJ booth, none of these are areas where paying customers are.

She exhales slowly and proclaims :” It’s psychologically challeneging being a stripper.”

Donkey Punch Or JackAss? Update Coming

March 25th, 2006

One Porn Company Has Principles:

When Rob Black relaunched his shitty website, he trolled gofuckyourself.com for webmasters to promote him. This caused a bit of a stir in that to most of the online community Rob is just an unwanted turd in our pool.

Well this caught the attention of CCBill.com execs who are regulars on gfy. CCBill proved they are NOT for sale and promptly de-activated his billing. Good for CCBill, it’s nice to see theres a few people left in this biz who wont sell out.

Dayton Peeler Story of the Day:

One of the strippers last night sold a champagne room dance, she gets a cut of this. When the bartender asked her her name so that the club can pay her out, the stripper said. “Oh shit, I forgot”

I swear I don’t make this shit up….If y’all could only be there for one night….its the funniest show on earth.

 

March 23rd, 2006

FAME, what you get is no tomorrow. FAME, what you need you have to borrow:

Yes I was there for the conference call, I was graced with the presence of Paul Fishbein, Dan Davis, Bob Christian, Brian Gross, Katy Zhowever youspellherlastname (Adam and Eve PR chick who is actually damn hot not to mention nice) and a handfull of others. We all got the scoop on the FAME AWARDS.

Apparently the idea is to let the unwashed masses decide who and what is the best. Given the state of our political system and the public schools I am not so sure that allowing any given heathen to vote, even though he may have never seen a porn in his life, is such a good idea…I mean it did get us both Clinton and Bush did it not?

But its probably a good idea, giving production companies newfound ways to spend money with advertising to educate you on what you should vote for.

The Big show will be during Erotica L.A. in Jewn…I mean Joone….I mean June.

Im guessing the outcome will be predictable…unlesss…….hmmmm.

Brian Writes:

Are you talking about the classy, black & white studio shots of the Wicked contract actresses? I thought they were beautifully done and stunning. Looking through the big January AVN they stood out as saying “this is high-end (some would say snobby, I guess) adult fare.” I liked the pictures so much I got Julia Ann, Jessica Drake and Carment Hart to sign them at an appearance in Baltimore this past weekend. Oh well, difference of opinion.
I really do enjoy reading your column a lot. Keep it up.

Thanks Brian…Hey art is subjective but I thought it made Stormy look old…BUT here’s the real deal…if it sells movies for you…it worked, whether I like it or not.

I Leave For Dayton Today meaning Updates Should Be Interesting:

For the next week…no it isnt cuz Goddess is writing them…she is hiding from me cuz she knew I’d ask.

Wed night we have stripper karaoke at Flamingo Showclub in Dayton. Drop my name at the door and you get in for ONLY 5 bucks

Come on out and join us…you aint lived till you have heard a buncha midwest farm boys singing karaoke while corn fed peelers try to dance to it.

 

March 22nd, 2006

Dirty Bob Is Miffed:

Cuz I told Luke Ford that annointing Heidi Pike the Trophy girl for the XRCO Awards was “harebrained”. Luke apparently posted it in between his kissing Holly’s ass, kissing Suze’s ass and kissing Holly’s dads ass…LOL. And that’s fine I am on the record unless otherwise noted so i knew he would likely post it. Now I got nothing against Heidi at all, matter of fact I reckon I like her though we haven’t really had any dealings she has always been cool to me. But hey, this should be an upcoming porn chick not an AVN staffer. I don’t claim to speak for Heidi but I somehow suspect she would agree with that sentiment. I understand the spirit in which it was offered and that’s a cool offer but it’s also harebrained.

Devon and Black Kat:

Apparently Devon is now under contract with some outfit nobody has ever heard of called Black Kat but what amused me the most was Black Kat’s owner going on about how “REAL” Devon is. HUH? I mean exactly which parts are real? When I think of Devon the first word that comes to mind generally isn’t real unless real is used directly before an adjective….You pick one…

Stormy Re-Ups With Wicked:

I like Stormy, she and Carmen Luvana are the best contract girls in porn, they never get in trouble, they are smart, pretty keep their noses clean. I do hope Wicked shoots some better promo for her than that horrid stuff they had at AVN Expo.

 

March 16th, 2006

Hey Walters? Picconelli? Where The Fuck Are You?

(They support the .XXX Top Level Domain)

I don’t see either of you fucks lining up to put a stop to this shit you say CAN’T happen..Were are you?

And you wonder why most people would rather tell people they have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother who is an attorney.

OH Ya and Guess who the LEADING Sponsors are…DEMOCRATS!

From the 800 lb gorilla
Porn Valley- The Free Speech Coalition (FSC) is opposed to legislation introduced March 15 by Senators Max Baucus [pictured] (D-Mont) and Mark Pryor (D-Ark) that would ghettoize content-based speech on the Internet by creating a mandatory .xxx top-level domain.

The bill, titled the “Cyber Safety for Kids Act of 2006,” requires the Department of Commerce within 30 days after enactment to direct ICANN to approve a top-level “international” domain for “material that is harmful to minors, such as [a] domain name ending in .xxx,” and establishes a timeline of 60 days for ICANN to “commence and complete” the application process for the establishment of the new domain.

Within 6 months of the establishment of the TLD, all adult websites are required to register a .xxx address if they contain sexually explicit material that conforms with the definition of “material that is harmful to minors” as defined in the bill, with civil penalties for lack of compliance. The Department of Commerce is also tasked with setting and enforcing the civil penalties.

The Constutition…or the Bible?

On Wednesday, March 1st, 2006, in Annapolis at a hearing on the proposed Constitutional Amendment to prohibit gay marriage, Jamie Raskin, professor of law at AU, was requested to testify.

At the end of his testimony, Republican Senator Nancy Jacobs said: “Mr. Raskin, my Bible says marriage is only between a man and a woman. What do you have to say about that?”

Raskin replied: “Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.”

The room erupted into applause.

I don’t know if this actaully happened but every elected official from Bush down should hear it. Three BIG cheers for Mr. Raskin!

 

March 14th, 2006

A Couple Of Voices rom The Past (Shaun Costello and C.J Laing):

[I found this a fascinating read]

This is an extract of what 70s director Warren Evans has since posted on the
DVD Maniacs Forum. It’s an interesting read even if you’re not into classic
porn (the link is at the bottom, please feel free to use that rather than my
extract). Some of the following relates to Alpha Blue’s “Shaun Costello
Collection”, he’s also looking for a publisher.

“Waterpower was shot in the Fall of 1976. The elderly Jewish distributer,
who was the XXX front man for the boys downtown, called and asked me to come
and see him. I sit down in his office and he says, “Look, I’m a grandfather,
and I’m ashamed to have to say this, but they told me they need an enema
picture”. He had an audio tape of something called “The Enema Bandit”. Since
the boys who paid for it were too embarrassed to look at it, I was able to
take great liberties, and have a lot of fun with it. It was an enormous cult
hit in Germany, where it was released under the title “SCHPRITZ”. It was
shot for next to nothing and to this day I think it’s the funniest film I
ever made.”

“The pictures in this (Shaun Costello) collection, with the exceptions of
Forced Entry, and Waterpower were what was known in the business as “One Day
Wonders”. It was a simple formula: shoot in 12 to 14 hours, usually with a
cast of six (3 males each of whom had to come twice, and 3 females) edit in
two days, negative cut and audio mix in one day, and deliver the answer
print to the boys downtown. I was in most of the early films because I could
do four come shots a day, and because I was free. The total budget for each
picture was $5,000. I made a thousand and so did my partner, who was the
shooter. The cast all made $100. each. We had one full time editor, one full
time negative cutter, and did three pictures a week when we were at it full
time, in between LSD binges and travel. Between 1973, when the bulk of these
pictures were made, and 1977 we probably did about 120 of them ”

” Why was Waterpower Made? The money to make it came from a bunch of goons,
who were the porno end of the Gambino crime family. Their leader, who was
known by his initials, and whose name was only whispered, was shot by Sammy
the Bull Gravano in the late eighties. You have to understand that these
guys were not rocket scientists. Someone told one of them that there was a
guy in the State Prison in Illinois for giving college coeds enemas on the
Urbana campus of the State U. (True story, by the way) When we were in pre
production on this picture, Jamie Gillis actually wanted me to pay his air
fare to Illinois to visit this guy in prison. ”

” I have not seen a print of Waterpower in 25 years. The goons that paid
for it later put Gerry Damiano’s name on it thinking that would make a
difference. I remember shooting a nifty title sequence for this movie using
a scene of Jamie Gillis having his picture taken at a street fair, and
superimposing the titles over an extreme close up of one of his eyes. I used
a great piece of Bernard Herrman’s score from Brian DiPalma’s “Sisters” as
the title track. You guys have seen this thing recently. Did they leave the
title sequence in place or did they replace it? Please let me know. ”

“……..Thanks for the title info on Waterpower. I did a rape coda on the
tail over a similar shot of Jamie hiding from the police with the flashing
red lights of a police car lighting his face. Is that still there?”

“……….You’re right on both films. Other than Waterpower and Forced
Entry, all the others were “one day wonders” with little or no story line,
cranked out by my factory in the early to mid seventies. Forced Entry had no
mob connection at all. It was my first film of any kind and was funded by
a childhood friend who had a few extra bucks and a fascination with porno. I
needed to get him his money back, so when it was finally finished, I sold it
to a porno producer named Jerry Entrator for a cash buyout, and he made the
deal with Sherpix. I didn’t make anything, but my friend got his money back,
and I had actually made a feature length movie that people paid money to see
in theaters. I was a happy camper. On the Waterpower/Gerry Damiano thing,
Gerry was a wholly owned mafia slug with a really bad hair piece who did
what he was told. Before he made Deep Throat he was a wig stylist in Corona,
Queens. They certainly didn’t have to ask his permission to put his name on
anything.”

“………..Nice going on the connection between De Palma’s “Dressed to
Kill” and Hot
Dreams. All my better films are re-makes, in whole or in part of films that
I really liked. Waterpower was, of course, Taxi Driver. Hot Dreams was my
last xxx film, and probably the last of the big budget 35mm porno films.
>From ‘79 to ‘83 I made Pandora’s Mirror, Beauty, Heaven’s Touch, and Hot
Dreams. They all had six figure budgets, and were the last of their kind. I
don’t really have a favorite film. But I have to say that I had more fun
making and cutting Waterpower than any of the others. The boys down at
Baddabing central were too macho to look at an enema movie so I could take
an alledged porno flick, and turn it into a parody of itself. The scene
where Jamie first sees an enema being administered in a weird theater to a
gagged girl by a doctor and nurse is the funniest thing I ever put on film.
They had to cleanse her of vile humors because she refused to share her
toys. The Doctor reminds his patient, “Remember, Pamela…..you can always
take more than you think you can”. The girl had only one leg, something they
told me not to show, and later made films under the name Long Jean Silver. I
truly think that even if the boys who paid for it actually saw the film,
they would not get it. These guys were the Gambino crime family porno unit.
Their leader was shot in the late eighties by Sammy the Bull Gravano. ”

“……There actually were enema expulsion close ups, which worried the cast
and crew in terms of working in a disgusting atmosphere. Strangely enough,
all that came out was water, which was fine with all concerned. I never knew
that the idiots cut them out. It makes no sense. Why go through the trouble
of making a movie to satisfy enema freaks if you’re not going to show the
real thing. Actually an amazing thing happens in the last scene between
Jamie and C. J. Lang. He’s tied her up and given her the enema in a bath
tub. Jamie is kneeling behind her and we cut to a close up Jamie jerking his
cock and C. J.’s asshole about to expell the water. Suddenly a stream of
water shoots out and the second it hits the head of Jamie’s cock he comes.
What a pro. Actually, what a sick fuck, but he did gain the admiration of
the crew. ” ;-)

“…..Jason Russell (John Sanderson) never produced anything for me. I
knew him in the very beginning as a porn actor along with wife Tina Russell
(Linda Sanderson) The only reason anyone ever hired John was that Linda was
beautiful and gave the most tactile, as well as cinematic blowjob in the
history of the universe. I never saw John with an erection, so after a while
people just stopped hiring him. He made a lot of loops with a couple of low
lives from Queens. Linda tragically died from chronic alchoholism in the mid
seventies. She was probably in her mid thirties. I don’t know anything about
the book you mentioned. I did know Harry Reems (Herb Streicher), Fred
Lincoln (Fred Perna), and Jamie Gillis (Jamie Gurman). We were actors
together in the early days of both soft and hard core porn. I probably knew
Herb best. We did a lot of LSD and mushrooms together. Jamie showed up a
year or two after Herb and Fred. He was driving a cab in Brooklyn at the
time. Fred screwed me out of some money when I sold a Porno documentary I
had made called, “LOOPS” to Sean Cunningham. He worked for one day. I worked
on it for three months, and he wound up making more than I did because he
held out on signing a release, and Cunningham insisted that I pay the
blackmail or there would be no deal. Fred moved to California, grew weird
hair, wore platform shoes, and looked like he was trick or treating. On
Gerry Damiano: Remember that he was a wig designer in Queens before he made
Deep Throat, so it shouldn’t surprise you that his hair piece was so
ridiculous. But then, have you ever seen a good one? I’m surprised that you
know about DB. He was in charge of the porno squad for the Gambino crime
family. Very few outside the family even knew that he existed. They used to
whisper his initials when they talked about him. I was the only film maker
that I know of who actually met him, but that was because I was their
biggest supplier. He was actually a nice, soft spoken, well dressed business
man. Nothing like the goombahs in his crew. He tried to keep his porno
connection as quiet as possible because it embarrassed him. He was mostly in
the construction racquets with Sammy the Bull Gravano, who shot him in the
head in the late eighties……..Thanks for the kind words. This all
happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, but it’s an interesting
excersize for me to relive some of this stuff, which I would not be doing
without your curiosity. So, I guess we both benefit. ”

” ….. Porno revisionist Fred Lincoln was not cast in Deep Throat because
he had a little dick, and was of no use to Damiano. As to whether or not
Damiano stiffed him, there was a lot of that in those days. The modern
porn/70’s porn thing is tricky. If you’re just looking for something to jerk
off to, today’s porn has beautiful girls who will do anything, and guys with
huge dicks that stay hard. 70’s porn was not as sexy, but it had a funky
personality all it’s own. Back when we were doing the one day wonders, which
were of course thinly improvised, I could not count the number of times that
I had to do four out of the six required come shots. The guys were not
reliable. Little dick fatsos like Bob Kerman were everywhere, and why anyone
hired them was beyond me. I tried to stick with a small group of reliable
guys who I knew would show up and perform. In those days there was only one
black guy, and he had a medium sized dick that seldom maintained an
erection. Very different times. Parts of waterpower was scripted. Marlene W,
Rob E (Eric Edwards?), with the bound and gagged Long Jean Silver for
instance. As the
budgets went up the boys started demanding scripts. I resisted because the
actors were so bad (with some obvious exceptions) that I thought they were
better off being given a situation, and then allowed to improvise dialogue.
The first real screenplay I did was for “PASSIONS OF CAROL”, my Dickens’
Chistmas Carol movie. This was the first hard core (the sex was awful) porno
film to ever open in a regular theater, the Quad Cinemas, on East 13th
Street in Manhattan. I thought it was pretty funny, but I doubt that it made
very much money. I guess I’ve made a lot of strange movies. As I remember,
everything after “CAROL” had a complete screenplay, sometimes as long as two
hundred pages. I wrote all of them with the exception of “DRACULA EXOTICA”,
which was written and produced by a guy named Ken Schwartz, who hired me to
direct. That was the biggest budget I ever worked with and turned out to be
a big disappoinment. Schwartz hired an inexperienced film editor who
butchered the footage. We had a pretty good cast, a big budget, great
locations, a funny script, and a serious crew. Because Ken Schwartz cheaped
out on the editing, the film never realized it’s potential. I would have cut
it for nothing. A real shame. ”

” ……Read my past postings on Dracula Exotica. It was the biggest budget
I ever worked with, and has it’s moments, but I was a hired Director on it
(one of the very few times) and had no control of the bad editing that
killed it. The print count varied: the 16mm one day wonders worked with
about 10 prints per picture, but the bigger budget 35mm pics might have
worked with as many as 30 release prints. Most of these were made by Leisure
Time, which was also Caballero. ”

” ..I really don’t remember whether I made Prisoner of Pleasure or not. It
sounds familiar, and I made a few pics with Jean Silver at around that time.
My guess is that I did. So you know about Mal Worab….Where do you guys
find out about this stuff? Mal was a character. He had an enormous
loft/studio in the West 20’s, which was a haven for underage runaways. Mal
used to hang out at the Port Authority bus station trolling for the young
stuff. This guy was a serious perve. At any given time there might be 5 or 6
runaway girls hanging out at his place. Bored porno actors might say to each
other, “Hey, lets see who’s at Mal’s”………By 10 and 1/2 I assume you
mean Marc Stevens ( Marc Kutner). During the one day wonder years I used him
often. He was funny, reliable, and well endowed. In the mid seventies his
mother found out that her only son was running a brothel in the West Village
(true story) and she jumped out the window of the apartment building where
he grew up. I bumped into him several years later at an after hours club and
he was very friendly and happy to see me, and seriously coked out. I was
told that he died of a cocaine overdose in the late eighties. ”

” During the past week Ive had a lot of fun talking with you guys. I’m just
amazed that after all these years so many of you are still watching this
shit. I’m equally amazed at how much most of you seem to know about the
porno business during this period, as well as about the period itself. So it
got me to thinking………Is there really a general interest in this stuff?
I was involved, in escalating degrees of importance, between 1968 and
1083…….15 years. I’m probably the only one left who knows as much as I
do about this subject. I have a remarkable memory, and I’m an acceptably
good writer. Do I really want to do this. I’m looking for serious feedback
from you guys. Convince me. There’s such volume of material. From Mal
Worab’s home for runaway girls, to the weekend I spent in Las Vegas with
Double Decker Dom and his brutal sidekick Peanuts, trying to pry Marilyn
Chambers from the clutches of her pimp so that they could make a few
pictures with her. It took major convincing, begging, and cajoling on my
part to keep Peanuts from killing this guy………..Anyway, convince me. Is
there an audience for this kind of book? If I were to take on this kind of
commitment, I would need your help. Without some kind of commitment from
you, I don’t think I’d bother………………….Convince me!”

http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9832

You need to read up to post #28 on page 2 in the thread. “Warren Evans” /
Shaun Costello shows up out of the blue — same guy who shot this movie and
many more 30+ years ago & who’s been totally out of the business & out of
sight with a legit job for 20 years.

C. J. >>My dear Shaun, shame on you. Your lack of perspective, grace,
and discretion is really disappointing. I am confused as to how you
justify revealing personal facts to which you were privy through long
standing friendships while you are still experiencing upset, paranoia,
and nervousness over your birth name finally being connected to your
work. How dare you vehemently assert your right to privacy on this
board while having flagrant disregard for others’ right to the same.
You have disrespected me for the sake of your narrative and your 15
minutes.

If anyone wants to know what C.J. Laing was like, feel free to ask
me.<<

>From Shaun Costello >>Hey John E…..No need…Remember, I’m the one
who brought her here, but I really had no idea this would
happen………….But I’ll tell you this…….this is what always
happens…….This is why I have avoided the porno business, and the
people in it………….this…………..THIS!………..T his is
how porno people behave………..this. I thought Wendy was above this
kind of nonsense…….I’ve gotten soft in my old age……..I should
have known better……..She’s here because she’s looking for a book
deal, and obviously craves the attention that she will most certainly
get…………….I’d appologize except the guys here are going to
have a great time talking with her, so what the hell………..but I’m
not going to stay around….not after this…..Not to worry….I’m
always around for you, and we can stay in touch by e mail. I’ve
outlived my usefulness here anyway. I spoke up to correct a few
misconceptions, and to answer questions as truthfully and accurately
as I could, and I’ve done that. And I’ve had fun talking with you
guys, but it’s time to move on and leave this venue to someone who
seems to really need it……………….So,
Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrreeeeees Wendy.<<

C. J. >>

My qualms with Shaun were above and beyond the usage of real names and
though they are readily available if one were to research, there was
no need to gratuitously post them. And this is after he wrote volumes
about his personal paranoia over his name being used. Not one person
here had asked about real names, no one was bantering them about. They
add no additional credibility to the historical details Shaun was so
aptly able to present.

What made me comment in regard to one’s privacy was Shaun’s seeming
lack of regard when divulging details about my family (who are not
public figures), his opinions on Sharon Mitchell’s scholastic
abilities, or the numerous of other terse and unflattering comments
about people whom he claims friendship but truly knew only briefly
over 30 years ago. I found his judgments lacked perspective or insight
in regard to the era and atmosphere in which this took place, the age
we all were, and the ability for anyone’s growth and change. What may
be glib and sarcastic humour when recanting a story verbally can
easily become offensive when fixed in print. This is a public forum
with no intellectual property rights and thus any part or parts of
these conversations can be re-printed in any manner.

Now to retaliate by accusing me of having an agenda, whether for
attention or for monetary gain is really outrageous. I did not
initiate contact with Shaun, I did not spend several months on a
bulletin board recanting tales to an eager crowd. I did not announce a
book deal and solicit the aide of my fans to do my grunt work. I did
not post dramatic ‘woe is me’ posts declaring foul and victimization.
Shaun’s ‘Farewell’ tirade oozes with petulance and miffedness about
not being the flavor of the month anymore. it’s like, “if you guys are
going to pay all this attention to *her* then I’m going to take my
toys and go home!” which is totally consistent with his disingenuous
“why, I’m just so surprised that you all would care about little ol’
me!” act which did a very poor job of masking the fact that he was
*loving* being the center of attention.

My reaction to Shaun’s behavior has absolutely nothing to do with
being part of the collective “porn people.” I was extremely
conciliatory toward him considering my legitimate beef with what he
said about me and others, and if he can’t deal with that he’s got no
business interacting with human beings.<<

March 11th, 2006

Zechariah 1:8

Zechariah 1:8

I saw in the night, and, behold, a man riding upon a RED horse, and he stood among the myrtle-trees that were in the bottom; and behind him there were horses, red, sorrel, and white.

And his name was Jewn…And the bottom belonged to Janine.

Zechariah 6:2

In the first chariot were red horses; in the second chariot black horses;

But The Black Horses are second class horses to the red ones and are therefor not allowed on Digital Playground’s new logo.

Oh ya and they won a bunch of empire awards or something…Mad Love A-Dell.

 

March 10th, 2006

Yayaya, I know:

What’s that NASA Cassini thing got to do with porn? Absofuckinglutely nothing. But I did have it 4 hours before they announced it…Still got a friend or two at the space agency.

Lizzie Borden Writes:

Mike,
More than 317,000 seals were slaughtered in the 2005 seal hunt. A staggering 98.5% of the seals killed were two months old or younger. Many of them were probably skinned while still conscious and able to feel pain. Stand with me today and stop the seal hunt forever by joining the Canadian seafood boycott.

Tell ya what Lizard…why don’t you and Rob dress up as seals and go wander around in Northern Canada…Give us a first hand report, if ya get clubbed to death I will make a donation to save your seals. Not to mention nominating whoever delivers the coup de grace for a humanitarian award.

XXXInsider Writes:

“He’s the biggest piece of garbage in the world because he fucks family. That’s the worst.”

If memory serves me right, Rob proudly tells everyone that he stole money (I think it was $50,000) from his parents! Typical Rob Black: anything and everything is acceptable as long as he is the one doing it … To God I pray, “please get this man in jail”.