I know I haven’t updated as much as usual but I just needed a break.

Ernesto Arrives In Florida:

Mows Lawns…

yayaya I know thats bad…see what happens when porners bore me.

Digital Playground Shooting Pirates 2 In Redondo Beach?

This photo was sent by a reader who took it Redondo Beach but that ain’t a DP set, Thats The Black Pearl, or at least the non CGI one. Apparently Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is shooting there.

Im Speaking at Dragon Con On Fri And Saturday

Along with Melissa Wolfe and Gonzo, if you will be at Dragon Con you damn well better attend my seminars, schedule and location will be posted soon.

Bukkake:

I just needed to do that….Don’t ask.

I Finally Did It:

I have had a promo copy laying around for years and I finnally watched Caligula. And just to show that no matter how dreadfully bad a movie is (and this one REALLY is) you can still learn from it.

What I learned?….Where Tod Hunter got the nickname Little Boots for George Bush. Genius Tod.

Yup its that time of year again. My favorite show of the year…can’t wait to see everyone ! For details go to either www.tampashow.com or www.nmaea.com. If you are there come on out to one of the appearances or to the show and be sure ya come up and say hello!

And Finally Houston Don Writes:

Hi Mike!

I’ve been reading your story about Jessica Drake with a modicum of interest, trying for the life of me to figure out your stake in the matter. I don’t recall that you ever shot her for your company and whatever else might be said about the lady, I don’t think too many people worry about her age these days. The gist of the 2257 regulations that have been bandied about has been that those companies not keeping proper records in regards to shooting minors are the ones most in need of worrying. She’s only shot flicks for Wicked Pictures for years now and no amount of retroactive record checking will cover up poor record keeping on the part of the previous companies she shot for if she did anything wrong and they were too stupid to catch it.

Is this going to be this year’s attempt to grab the Sturman Award; “outing” a performer’s credentials and possibly putting her under federal scrutiny? I remember how the Atomic Punk incident went; an obscure forum posting with no interest in weeks getting tremendous attention after you “ran the story” about a list of performer’s real life names and dates of birth, allowing hundreds of people to gather the information because you didn’t handle the matter behind the scenes. Heck, I’m still waiting for the promised update you stated would be forthcoming a year ago on that one.

In any case, it strikes me as disingenous to run a “story” asking for information on her for weeks and then fussing that she won’t provide you with her personal information when you have a proven track record of throwing caution to the wind with people’s lives. If she used multiple aliases and the companies were so inept at keeping track of it, so be it. I wonder if you’re aware that federal grand juries aren’t obligated to let you “keep your sources a secret” and any REAL investigation into the matter by the feds could backfire on you.

Anyway, why do you think they would cooperate with you in the first place? Also, when did you apply for the role of Luke Ford Jr (or AVN Jr)? Just busting your balls buddy, Don   lol

Ok first of all, and most importantly I have gone to great lengths NOT to out her credentials even though a modicum of web searching will find a few of her identities. Hell I don’t even know for sure which is her real name.

Second, my stake is that this is a news/gossip/editorial site and guess who decides what is news and what ain’t? If you guessed me, congratulations, you guessed correctly.

As for Atomic Punk, I did my job on that one and Jeffery Douglas initiated some sort of civil action and asked me to clam up on it so I did. I don’t know if it’s ongoing or if it has been settled but if it has been settled it’s like both parties agreed to keep their mouths shut about it.

As for The Sturman Award….Truth is I could care less, there are far more deserving people out there than me to receive this honor, besides after giving it to a two bit peice of shit like Rob Black how does it have any value now?

And as for my sources, you can bet that they will go with me to the grave. The feds might, under certain circumstances compell someone in the press to give up a source but this particular incidence doesn’t pass muster by a long shot. And who said Jessica did anything against the law anyway? It isn’t a crime to change your name UNLESS you do so for fraudulent purposes.

Now lets draw up a very real scenario. lets say that you have a porn comany and one of your directors shot Jessica Hatchling on more than one occasion. Now lets say that you get a 2257 audit and the feds come back and say Don you are under arrest for improper record keeping, we found that Jessica Hatchling has given you 3 different IDs under 3 different names. We ran checks and found out that all 3 are forged or altered IDs. While it isnt incumbent on you to be an expert on IDs it is very arguable that you, as cusrtodian of records should have known that something was amiss when you had three different names and IDs for the same person. Thats a pretty cut and dry 2257 violation. Naturally the story makes headlines on AVN and just as your asshole pucker factor is reaching its peak as they lead you away in handcuffs you get a call from me..And I say sorry Don, but I knew all about that and I could have warned ya, but hey, I didn’t figure I have a stake in it. Don’t Drop The Soap….

He was 43 years old. His wife of 12 years, performer Monique DeMoan broke the news on AVN.com

Reportedly it was a suicide.

The DNA Doesn’t Match:

Told ya, John Mark Karr is now a long way from being convicted for a crime he likely didn’t commit despite insisting he did.

One news source is even reporting that Karr will not even be charged. They are now treating this dirtbag as though he is a “victim”

I Did A Talk Show Last Night:

I was an enemy guest on The Allen Hunt Show. Allen is actually a pretty balanced guy, he is a methodist pastor here in Atlanta and he has a talk show every Sunday on AM 750 Here in Atlanta. The show can be heard in the archives at www.theallenhuntshow.com as soon as they get it up.

They also had Heather Veitch from the XXX Church on but not at the same time. Allen also claimed to want to know why people watched porn, why people would perform in it and other questions that I could have answered but was only given 15 minutes on the air, a pity because I could have enlightened and probably helped him.

He insisted on calling it porn addiction even after I pointed out the error in doing so and he argued that I was wrong that it is an addiction, but only after I was gone.

All in all I was allowed to make several points including that freedom is not limited to what he or anyone else WANTS to hear but also to that they dont want to hear.

Remember Paige?

She is featured in the October issue of Genesis Magazine, on the stands now! Scrumptious Carmen Luvana is on the cover. Wonder how many unatural acts Katy Z had to perform on Dan to pull that one off…JK guys you know I love you both.

Word I get is that for the most part the Feds are looking for something in particular here. In other words they know something and they are gathering evidence. If they came to your business and took anything with them when they left you did NOT necessarily “pass”. That isn’t how the feds work, they collect evidence then they get an arrest warrant and or a search warrant to collect more evidence.

About John Mark Karr:

Bottom line, he is a sick little man, very sick, but he didn’t kill JonBenet Ramsey. He is an attention whore and should be incarcerated for wasting tax dollars (course if ya did that to him we’d have to incarcerate the entire legislative and executive branches of government…now theres an idea.)

Anyway someone needs to hang for that killing so bet that the Boulder DA will do everything possible to pin it on the man willing to take the fall.

My Picks For President in 08:

Admitted it’s early yet and there’s a lot of people out there that see Hillary as the democratic frontrunner, I don’t see it. Leiberman is the Democrats best hope but at this point he is looking more like an independent, and he WILL be a spoiler if he is. Thing is he would harm the Republican Party more than the Democrats as an independent, but if the Democrats nominate and run Hillary all bets are off.

Still Hillary is looking to be a likely candidate, as is Rudy Guiliani on the Republican side.

This would be a slaughter, most Republicans are fed up with the hard right turn the party has taken and would welcome Guiliani. Likewise most Democrats aren’t happy with the hard left turn their party has taken. If the parties get smart and realize that the hard core element has no place else to go ( I mean what will the hard right do? vote Democratic? Vote for Leiberman? Not in THIS lifetime) They will cinch the white house and most likely we will have what I consider to be the ideal scenario save for a Libertarian, that would be a Democratically led congress and a Republican white house. ( Vice versa is equally appealing if not moreso)

When they fight each other the citizens seem much safer and much more prosperous.

Look at the most prosperous administrations, first there was Regan who constantly fought a Democratic Congress, then there was Clinton who constantly fought a Republican Congress. WE the people prospered, largely because they left us alone because neither side could push through an agenda. I think I like it a lot better when they are jockeying for control over each other instead of us.

Now If the Republicans run another “Christian Right” Facist and the democrats run Hillary, Joe Leiberman is going to look mighty damn good.

A lot can happen between now and election day but it’s looking like a foregone conclusion that the Republicans will probably lose control of the House and the Senate this November, If that happens expect Bush to face impeachment hearings.

And expect US (meaning taxpaying citizens) to be largely left alone while they fight it out.

And that’s all I ask for pretty much…to be left alone.

I first wrote this back in Feb of 2002, Now My Idea has even more merit, with just a little modification my airline could advertise itself as 100% terrorist free. Simply add the provision that everyone flies naked. It’s a small price to pay…no more stalls at security, no more searches and the airline will supply astroglide free of charge so no need to bring a liquid on board…

OK I have been reading where the airlines are hurting for passengers, they are saying that even the business travellers who are responsible for most of the revenue, simply aren’t flying as much. The hassles at the airport aren’t worth it in the day and age of electronic media and the internet.

This got me to thinking about my own experiences with the airlines. Here in Atlanta we only have one major carrier, I believe it is called Fuck You Airlines, see they are hubbed here and they have kept airlines like Southwest out, this allows Fuck You Airlines to gouge Atlantans on ticket prices.

Then I started thinking about all the security hassles we have nowadays, not to mention that once ya do get on the plane it is a miserable ordeal, the flight attendants are surly with big feet and mustaches, and these are the female ones. Hell you can’t even have a cigarette to calm down anymore.

Then I started thinking that what we need here is a good, smart enterpreneur to step in and set things right. A dose of good old American capitalism! It started with the smoking thing, I thought lets start an ALL smoking airline, I mean even people who don’t smoke could use a smoke on an airplane, specially these days. We could call it Black Lung Airlines!

Then I thought some more…hmmm why not throw in free beer into the ticket price, no gimmicky pricing, no 100 day advance purchase BS just straight up fair prices.

So now Im thinking hell all smoking means we gotta exclude the kids anyhow so lets just make it topless! HELL ya! Strippers for flight attendants… then I think whoa…this is federal jusrisdiction and there are no federal laws against prostitution, so the flight attendants that want to can take “tips”. Whoa! now there’s an idea! We actually run it like a strip club, we don’t pay the flight attendants THEY PAY US! and just think when a female DOES choose to fly Black Lung Airlines, she is gonna be a fun one, kinda like the chicks that go to titty bars! Now this would get them businessmen travelling again! I can see it now:

Ticket Agent: So Mister Bob, or do you prefer Dirty?

Dirty Bob: Dirty Bob is fine

TA: OK then Mister Dirty Bob that will be one ticket from Dayton to Tampa, will this be a one way or round trip ticket.

DB: Amber…I mean round trip

TA: Excellent Mister Dirty Bob I have you booked for a round trip ticket in our lapdancing section.

DB: how much is an upgrade to the Hand Job section?

TA: That would be up to the individual flight attendant we only book the seats.

DB: I understand, is there a movie on this flight?

TA: Oh Yes sir Mister Dirty Bob you have your choice of an unedited action movie starring Arnold Schwartzenegger or “Sluts Who Suck Cock and Eat Cum #64″

DB: Put me down for the sluts flick I have already seen all the arnold flicks.

TA: Fine then, Can we here at Black Lung Airlines do anything else for you today?

DB: Ya show me your tits!

TA: Certainly Mister Dirty Bob but if touch them there will be a small “handling charge”

DB: Nice!

TA: Thank You Mister Dirty Bob and have a nice flight!

Pure Play Media To Go Public:

No date as yet for the IPO but they have filed with the Securities Exchange Commission.

This isn’t a pink sheet rip off scheme like Friedland did with JKP but even so one would have to wonder about investing in a porn company, traditionally they haven’t done well.

A Word From The Front Lines From Some Who Is There:

Hey Mike!

Thank you so much for the entertainment that you are providing to us!

You really do rock! (Good whack offmaterial!!)

Things are busy over here! There really is not much rest for the weary…We are getting about 4 hours of sleep a day and then are gone again. But, what drives us is what we are doing and the difference that we are seeing. From what I see on the net and hear from my buddies back home, you guys are not getting the “whole picture” from the news media about what is going on over here. Things are changing!!! From what I can gather from e-mail and the net is that all ya’ll hear about are the bombs going off killing another one of us…Believe me when I say, I don’t like going out and not knowing if I will make it back or not. This thing is going to take time! Trust me when I say that I don’t want to be here forever, but differences are being made!

If I may rant for a moment:

I am sick and tired as are all of my buddies, of these pussy asses doing nothing but bashing our President and talking about what we need to be doing and not doing.

We’ve got people trying to blow up planes in Britian, terror cells being broken up in the US, Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran and Seria attacking and wanting to wipe the Jews and the US off of the face of the earth.

When are Americans going to wake up and see what is going on in the world??

Some people just want to blame a few Americans for all of the ills in the Middle East! It goes way beyond our current President and his cabinet and even this congress and senate.

I will tell you, if people don’t wake up, and Iran becomes armed with nukes, we are all going to have problems. The way of life that the US now knows, will be gone! Soccer mom…gone, MILFS…gone. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want that! Have your readers feel free to respond and I will be happy to debate them if they would like…

Not getting to check e-mail as much right now, but I will respond…eventually.

Until later..God willing.

Marine MP

While I may not be in agreement with all of Marine MP’s concerns I seriously respect this guy’s opinions, after all he is there, doing a job I wouldn’t want to be doing.

What I do find discouraging is not so much President Bush’s take on the situation in Iraq but his actions here at home. I don’t like that people like Marine MP are out there fighting for freedom while at home George Bush is consistently carving away at freedom, If Bush had his way MILFs would be gone.

Another thing that concerns me is that we have been in Iraq now longer than we fought all of World War II, we appear to have no clearly defined goals and no exit strategy. We just “liberated” the worlds largest supply of oil but we are paying record high prices for gasoline. Something isn’t adding up…

And Finally Mark Kernes Wrote:

“The saddest thing I have read today (so far)”

You wrote:

I would love to ressurect the old Mike South’s Southern Belles series. It
was fun and I had fun doing it. Apparently though there’s no market for it
anymore.

Kernes

Thanks mark coming from you THAT means a lot!

Hey Mikey

I have been reading your site for a long time man and you really are the best of the bunch. I like your common sense and your responsible approach to things.

I have been a fan of adult entertainment since way back in the days when everything was shot on film, even the old “loops”.

Lately I have found that I am just not interested in porn anymore and the reason I have come up with is because it isn’t adult entertainment anymore, now what the industry passes off as entertainmenmt is like watching monkeys fucking at the zoo, it’s entertaining for a few minutes and then it’s just boring.

It isn’t about being erotic anymore and instead of performers it’s more like the people participating are combatants. They aren’t trying to have erotic sex, they are trying to see who can be the most aggressive and while the boxcovers still clearly indicate it’s about the girls the product puts more emphasis these days on the guys and so does the industry.

Somewhere along the line it has been forgotten that average guys make up the majority of the people who spend money on adult product. Speaking for myself I can’t identify with the males characters in adult anymore, they all either look way too effiminate or they look like the steriods they are taking made their necks disappear, I can’t identify with those guys. When I hear that some of them are making six hundred or more dollars per scene I am shocked. These apes should be paying the director to be in the scene.

I remember guys like you, Ed Powers, Randy West, Rodney Moore and Max. You all had identifiable characters, you had opinions and personalities, you were likeable. Ed and Randy are long gone, You and Rodney don’t release product except on the web and Max took a turn towards mysogeny that left me behind years ago. Porn doesn’t have anyone for us average guys to identify with anymore.

The girls have gone downhill too, they aren’t identifiable anymore either and the ones who are like your friend Jesse Jane are manufactured. I know you like Jesse but there are much prettier girls in the business as well as much better performers. I remember when girls like Ginger Lynn, Annette Haven and Traci Lords got to the top because they were pretty, they were good performers and they had something about them that made them special. They were feminine too, the girls in the business now are just interchangeable bodies who don’t have much resemblance to girls. Can’t a girl be feminiely passive and still enjoy sex?

Suppose someone did create a good video or a good series, how would people find it? There may be some gems out there but with over a thousand releases a month how are we suppossed to find them in the sea of dreck that passes itself off as “gonzo”, it all looks the same; no creativity, no passion; no characters, bad camerawork, bad editing (that whole MTV style went out with the 90s) nothing special at all, just a couple of automated bodies in some sort of weird sexual combat.

I think it was Bill Margold who told a congressional hearing that if the government would just leave the industry alone it would destroy itself. Bill is a wise man, at least for me, porn has destroyed itself. I suspect I am not alone.

Ken makes some very valid points and I am sure it made him feel better to get it off of his chest but I expect it has fallen on deaf ears. The industry has never given the consumer what the consumer wants, instead it has told the consumer what it would get. There has been a saying for years in the biz that an educated consumer is porns worst nightmare, and indeed how can the consumer educate himself with so much product coming out.

I would love to ressurect the old Mike South’s Southern Belles series. It was fun and I had fun doing it. Apparently though there’s no market for it anymore.

That I appropriate, such is the case today from www.eyeonadult.com Good job Scott!

I was reading Mark Kernes’ article on AVN.com about the Citizens for Community Values (CCV) and their most recent campaign to shut down hardcore porn in hotel rooms. Apparently they’ve taken out advertisements in the New York, NY, and Washington, D.C., editions of today’s USA Today calling on the U.S. Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation to prosecute companies that supply adult movies to hotel guests by way of pay-per-view systems. Their targets are specifically OnCommand and LodgeNet.

When you cruise around the CCV website, you find a lot of junk statistics promoting the idea that the sale, marketing, and consumption of pornography is the root of various crimes in America, claims that blue movies are the source of widespread addiction, and a lot of Judeo-Nazi mumbo jumbo about spirituality and moral values and such. Such a thing is cool, I suppose. We all have our right to opinions and Freedom of Speech, even if folks like this seem to only want those who agree with them to have access to those freedoms.

But it got me thinking of spirituality and how many Christians always feel that anyone who imbibes on anything largely thought of as vice are usually trying to fill a void in their being. Usually, this is thought of as a hole left by an absence of god. By accepting the Christian doctrine, you thereby fill the hole and complete one’s self.

Now I’m not really a spiritual type in the least and really have no real concept of what a soul is. I certainly come from more of an existentialist mode of thinking. Ya know, life is absurd and meaningless and all that matters is taking personal responsibility of our actions and how they affect our lives and others. Either way, I can kind of understand the idea of having some sort of void that needs to be filled, even if it’s just in the human psyche. We all have questions and doubts and traumas and problems; it’s just a matter of how we deal with them.

In my case, I choose to deal with those concerns or fill the holes in my being, as it were, with liquor, cigarettes, strippers, and one sided bar fights where I usually leave bleeding from one of my facial orifices. It brings me solace, a certain peace with my being. Sure, many people may find such a thing unhealthy, which I can understand. I suppose it’s more or less based on what your definition of healthy is as well.

But as I said, I’m not alone. Everyone has his or her own coping mechanisms and distractions. Some people accomplish this through workaholism, sex, or drugs. Others retreat into literature, art, movies, or video games. Some use pornography.

But a large portion of humans use religion as a way to deal with all of those fears, insecurities, and traumas. I guess my question is whether the use of or a (perceived) addiction to a god or some other mythology is really any different than shooting up. It still clouds one’s mind and hinders one’s ability to think as an individual. They both smooth over the crags and crooks in the road of life. They both give the individual a false sense of security.

They both fill that hole.

What do you fill your hole with?

Yeah, I know. It was a good pun.

I guess what I’m getting at here folks is that the CCV simply asks that people replace one numbing agent for another. They just don’t realize it. I guess it’s simply a product of a zealot’s narrow mindset. It’s shameful, really. There are probably a lot of fundy-type Christians who could have made great drinking buddies.

Aside from getting a nasty case of the flu, We had a thunderstorm here on wed that took out my cable, the local cell tower and my power, It directly hit the house as well as the cell tower.

It took Comcast until fri night to fix the internet outage and the cell still doesnt work in the house so if you tried to call me…hopefully it’ll be up soon.

More Coming…

Mike-
We have been out on a “mission.” Things are looking up over here as far as the Iraqi civilians go, but the damn Iranian’s are causing hell. They are the ones setting off all of these damn road side bombs everywhere and teaching others how to do the same.

Anyway, I am temporarily reassinged to a detail in another country (can’t say where, but watch the news and you can figure out where I’ve been). I am attaching a picture for you to see. I am the one on the far left. I am not allowed to send you a pic showing my face due to my assignment. I will however send one in the future.

I am also attaching a picture of my Air Force buddy Corey holding a sign for you. This pic was taken at Saddam Air Port. I tried to circle it in red so that you could see where the asshole’s name used to be.

The last picture is a group shot of my unit taken while we were with an Armored Unit a little over a year ago. Cliff, the big guy on the lower right with gloves on is the one who used to let us look on with his password.

Anyway, tell me what kind of reports you want from us and we will fire off what we can… Please make sure that everyone at home knows that we HATE this war, but we also understand the mission. People need to support the President and what we are doing and not believe all of the crap that some news folks tell!!!!

Thanks-
Marine MP

Im delighted to have you guys as readers and contributors. Despite my opinions of President Bush I am, and I encourage my readers to be four square behind you guys. The job you guys do is thankless and anyone who fights for this country is a hero in my book!

I comped these guys access to my sites Thanks gentlemen! I hope all of you guys return home soon, safe and sound!

JM Video’s next Great Director and a Sure Fire AVN Editor’s Choice

This is a real ad on craigslist. (Thanks Goddess )

“I’m looking for a woman with some experience in front of the camera for a differnt kind of art film. You will be required to pull out your front teeth with a pair of pliers while performing a sex scene. You will be well paid and all travel is covered. However, you will be responsible for any medical bills. Email me if you would like to be a part of this project. We can set up a meeting to talk about payment.”
Makes one proud to be in porn doesn’t it….
BT Writes:

Mike: I don’t mean to pick on Asia Carrera. She did just lose a husband; she is embarking on single parenthood with a newborn and a 1 year old; and, by golly, I have had many moments of pleasure watching her over the years. Her scene with Tom Byron in Cumback Pussy is still one of the hottest scenes I’ve ever watched.

That said, like all porn stars, Asia created a public mythology about herself.

You mentioned Mensa. The other is that she was a financial genius and a Wall Street Whiz. Back during the Internet boom, she wrote about how much money she was making in the stock market by avoiding tech stocks. She even thanks Warren Buffett, the billionaire founder of Berkshire Hathaway.

Lo and behold, you read her plea for donations and she blames part of her current financial plight on her significant losses in the stock market …. on tech stocks.

And, I don’t mean to malign the dead, but her husband used to proclaim on his website that he’d gone to med school. Well, you read his obit, and sorry, it’s not in there.

Always important to remember that when it comes to porn, female orgasms and perfect breasts aren’t the only things that are faked.

Enjoy it for what it is, which is fantasy. But remember that the women we watch are characters and the scenes portrayed are the figment of someone’s imagination. It ain’t real life and neither are the stories they put out in the press.

BT

PS - and if you believe Asia is a Wall Street Whiz and president of Mensa, you probably also believe that squirting’s for real and that porn gals can’t wait to do double anal in real life.

Couldn’t have said it better myself…If Asia is really that smart why does she act so damn ignunt. (that’s how we southerners say ignorant…)

And Now A Good Cop Story…Because Goddess Can’t

While she was “flying” down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your hurry?”

To which she replied, “I’m late for work.”

“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”

“I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded.

The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”

“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until 6 feet wide”.

“And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” he asked.

“You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…”

We all know what that is right?…It’s the last words of a redneck….

In reading about Asia Carrera’s decision to have a baby at home alone, I am reminded of North Korean Petty Dictator Kim Jong Il, For those of you who attended government schools Mr Il has total control over the press in his country and he is quite well known for his exaggerations, claiming, for example that everytime he plays golf he hits at least 2 hole in ones. Because he controls the press the sports pages of his country’s paper regularly report this feat.

It would seem that Ms Carrera has stolen some pages from Mr Il’s playbook. After proclaiming herself the smartest woman in porn and crowing about her membership in MENSA, it was discovered by someone who actually was a MENSA member that lo and behold…she wasn’t. She later claimed that she did join after being outed.

Well now she is claiming that she decided to have her latest offspring all natural, and at home alone. She even wrote about it on her site including all the gory details.

Now while possible that she could have done this, I mean after all, women did it for millions of years…though presumeably there was a cave man around to offer some sort of assistance, in this day and age the death rate for women giving birth is a lot lower, thanks to modern medical care.

But it still begs that the rather obvious be pointed out….

It doesn’t take a MENSA member to realize its pretty fucking dumb idea.

Reckon she said “Y’all watch this” to her cats?