So far this was my only hate mail, I expected more

I can’t believe that you believe animals” DO NOT THINK or have the ability to Rationalize and use Logic.” That is the most narrow minded statement I’ve ever heard from you. Maybe your [I think she means You’re] not as intelligent and aware as I thought! And just because something is OWNED doesn’t mean it should be abused, no matter what kind of animal it is!!!!! It’s bad enough that people beat and mame [maim] each other, we’re suppose [supposed] to be the “intelligent” ones. These animals are taught and bread [bred] for fighting they do not Choose it! Not only is it cruel, this sport has produced a very dangerous bread [breed] of animal. They and their owners pose a threat to innocent children and adults. They are bead [bred] to attack and not let go until their pray [prey] is dead. So, who do you pro posse [propose] protect us from those “dumbass jock” that bread [breed] these Killing Machines? As much as I hate the government sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong, we do need laws to protect us from people that don’t feel or think of anyone but themselves!  What about a married couple, is a spouse entitled to abuse the other just because the other chooses to stay? We  need laws to protect those (human & animal) who can’t protect themselves! I wish they did more listening to the people’s needs and less to their own (wallets)!

And as far as animal intelligence you obviously don’t do enough reading! I suggest you do some research on the subject! I personally think animals are more intelligent then [than] some humans! Think about it, why do you think the Dolphins hang around the boat? To just say “Hi”or they know your bait attracts fish!!!!!!!

K

OK I ain’t gonna beat up on Kimberly about her spelling but ya gotta admit it IS funny. But the thing that really gets me is the lack of reading comprehension. I didn’t write a word of that FRANK DID! and now that I have sufficiently tossed Frank under the bus….It should be pretty obvious that his screed was very tongue in cheek.

Now you will note Kimberly did not say that she was against rat fighting, or for that matter pig fighting, the benefits of which would feed the poor…assuming the poor, of course aren’t jewish but then when is the last time you saw a poor Jewish person? Cept maybe Luke Ford….but he dont eat any kind of meat so it doesnt matter.

If you had Ingmar Bergman, Tom Snyder and Bill Walsh you have a winner.

Why it is that when some moronic airhead goes on Howard Stern to judge a vomiting contest or some other such crap all of porndom writes about it.

Yet when a well spoken contract performer and producer director goes on Nightline and goes toe to toe with Martin Bashir AND serves our industry well…nobody gives a rats ass

To see it go here

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TYxHpzR2kQk

Damn well done Stormy, we need more girls like you in the biz and a lot less idiots.

Ban Rat Fights Too? (Frank Writes):

I called my proxy friend today. I refer to Neal Boortz as my “proxy friend” due to the fact that I’ve never really met him or talk to him for that matter. Well, except for the time I went to have him sign his book “The Fair Tax” for me. No chat though, just sign and move along. I suppose the other reason is, most mornings I’m listening to him rant about this or that. Today he was ranting about Michal Vick and dog fighting.

Boortz made the comment that he was having a difficult time reconciling his libertarian views with organized dog fighting. However, he admitted to leaning more to side of this sport being outlawed than to the more rational side of simply disapproving. This put me to thinking so I called to disagree. And to the front of the line I go. [When a caller calls in to disagree with Boortz that caller moves to the top of the line]

Now bare in mind, I only had seconds to introduce reason and this being my radio debut I probably didn’t do too well. But in a nutshell, here was my retort.

Boortz is wrong to agree with outlawing organized dog fights. As I mentioned to him, if M. Vick and friends were betting on rats fighting, you wouldn’t see or hear any big lamenting going on over it. So what’s the difference? And here’s where Boortz caves to “feelings” and/or public opinion. Personally I think it’s his love for his own beast that interferes with his rational thoughts. He actually stated on the radio that he would be in favor of a law to prohibit organized rat fights. Opposing it, on the basis of animal cruelty. Of course. I suppose it’d be bad for the psyche of “the children” too, if they were to hear of such a brutal practice. Well, he thanked me for calling and moved on. I suspect he knew I was correct and simply didn’t wish to admit it.

Now bare with me here and just consider this;

If you believe in private property and all the rights therein, and you recognize that animals of a lower intelligence level than humans can and are the property of humans, then you must agree that outlawing organized dog fights is WRONG. You may dislike the act and you may do whatever is within your ability to discourage others from participating. It is not however your right to forbid them from using their property as they wish. So long as it does not infringe on your individual rights. Incidentally, not being “offended” and all other such terms, ARE NOT RIGHTS.
We humans use animals of every sort in every way imaginable and we’ve been doing it ever since God gave us dominion over them.
o From sending them into space
o To locking them in cages so we can gawk at them
o We hunt them for sport, both leaving the carcass where is falls as well as dragging it home to hang on our walls.
o We create reservations for them. Both to protect the species from extinction as well as to provide luxuriant hunting grounds for those who dare not venture too far into the wild.
o We expend enormous amounts of personal wealth on them, wishing (and some believing) they will love us for doing so. Thus erroneously embodying them with human attributes.
o We breed them to achieve what we consider a more desirable species, shuning the original as inferior.
o Some of our more depraved brethren even have sex with them. It’s only a crime if you can show the horse didn’t enjoy it. I’ll let you look up the court case on this one, but I assure you it exists.

So why are so many people condemning Michal Vick for doing what has been done since the beginning of time and only recently outlawed? I submit to you, the primary reasons are; the erosion of private property rights and politicians pandering to the dumb-masses who “feel” rather than think.

Ponder with me for a moment;

If this is truly about animal cruelty, shouldn’t there be just as large an outcry for the other “abuses” perpetrated on other animals? Is it “fair” to lure animals into a trap designed to smash, starve, dehydrate or hold them in place for their throat to be cut or electrocuted? Since we’ve embodied them with human attributes (some even proposing giving them “rights”) isn’t it wrong for us to impose our desires on their propagation needs? (By the way, one can not give someone or some thing a “right”. One can only deprive others of their rights.)
As I submitted, if Michal Vick and friends had in fact been organizing rat fights, the only issue at hand would be the government not getting its take.

As “unfair” as this may be. The simple truth is, this issue really has nothing to do with animal cruelty. People just like dogs better then rats, and I don’t disagree with that. I’d much prefer waking to a pooch licking my face than a rat chewing my ear.
However, I recognize dogs, cats, apes, gerbils, parrots, etc… ARE LOWER LIFEFORMS than Humans. They DO NOT THINK or have the ability to Rationalize and use Logic. ( O.K. I realize most humans are questionable here too, however they do in fact have the capacity. They have simply chosen not to use it in many cases.) Some have been domesticated for our various pleasures. ALL are dominated by mankind and are owned by man.
We as a capitalistic nation have agreed to accept the existence of person property rights. This DOES NOT mean the government has given us the right to own property. Rather just the opposite. Personal Property Rights Exist. We as a nation simply recognized that fact and forbade the government from depriving us of them.
Over time the weak minded and those who wish to control their fellows for their own benefit have slowly abdicated and usurped the rights of others. I suggest only that we should rationally consider our positions on ALL matters, particularly the small ones, as they are the foundation to the larger ones, before renunciation of further rights. Once abandoned only the most drastic measures can re-establish what belongs.

Bottom line? . Michal Vick is just another dumbass jock who played the part of jester, ultimately upsetting the kingdom with his disreguard toward the courts mascot. If he had trained and fought rats, his only crime would be the avoidance of Uncle Sams cut.

My advice to the future jock with more money and time than he knows what to do with and who has a bit of a Bad Boy streak but needs some good PR. Organize, train and fight Pigs, Boars, Hogs. Lets face it, people don’t really like them all that much. You hardly ever hear about a pet pig, except for Arnold Ziffle on Peticoat Junction and that was long ago. This will satisfy the underground gambling need you have by still not kicking up to Uncle Sam, the sadistic in you too. Pigs squealing for help sounds almost human. Best of all, after the fight when you slaughter the loser you can BBQ him and “Feed Da Poor”. Not only getting rid of evidence but helping your fellow man too. Just don’t charge him for the pork chops, that would counteract the whole good deed thing. So, what’s not like?

Just trying to bring a little reason to a problem before some damn politician jumps on the bandwagon and introduces a Bill to Outlaw Rat Fighting too. Just remember, “The Sleep of Reason, Brings Forth Monsters.”

Frank

I haven’t written about the whole Michael Vick thing in part because Im not a football fan, I always figured if you showed me a guy glued to a TV set on a beautiful fall afternoon I could show you a guy that wasn’t getting any.

The other reason is because he is a disgusting human being.and was even before the dogfighting charges. I can’t help think that if Arthur Blank had called him on the carpet for the numerous other incidents he has been involved in maybe this wouldnt have happened even though I know in my head it still would have. Once a thug getting drafted into the NFL isn’t going to suddenly make you into a respectable human being.

I read a lot, books even, ones without pictures even. Anyway my good friend Tim Case and I have similar taste and everytime I go up to Dayton he loads me down with books he thinks I might like.

He gave me one that I put off reading for a couple of months “Ironweed” by William Kennedy, earlier this week, I read it.

Damn

” they feared drys, cops, jailers, bosses, moralists, crazies, truth-tellers and one another. They loved storytellers, liars, whores, fighters, singers, collie dogs that wagged their tails and generous bandits. Rudy, thought Francis: he’s just a bum, but who aint?”

Read the book, Kennedy is best compared to Steinbeck, it has the feel of Cannery Row and Of Mice and Men to some degree but it is far from a rip off.

Put down the porn for a weekend and read “Ironweed” you won’t regret it.

From the Chicago Tribune

A fight between a female porn star and the former chief financial officer of her adult video company is the latest twist in the made-for-television bankruptcy case of Veg-O-Matic maker Ronco Corp.

Ronco’s CFO Ronald Craig Stone faces allegations from porn star Jill Kelly of misappropriating funds and driving her adult movie company, Jill Kelly Productions, into bankruptcy. Stone was fired after the company filed for bankruptcy in Aug. 2005. He joined Ronco — founded by Ron Popeil who honed his informercial skills selling gadgets on Maxwell Street in Chicago — shortly afterward.

Stone couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday. But John Reiland, Ronco’s chief executive and chief restructuring officer, said the allegations against Stone are “untrue.”

Ronco, a Simi Valley, Calif., gadget maker, last month sought protection from its creditors in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Woodland Hills, Calif. The company, which owes its creditors about $32.7 million, has said it intends to sell its assets.

Richard F. Allen, a former Ronco chief executive who also is a shareholder, now is arguing in court papers that Stone’s $400,000 salary should not be paid until a “full investigation” is completed of the misappropriation claims and other allegations of misconduct by Stone, including insider trading at Ronco.

Allen said in court documents that the CFO’s bad behavior followed him to Ronco, where Allen alleges he failed to inform company executives that he’d been accused of mishandling funds and that he’d been stripped of his certified public accounting title last September, according to court documents.

Allen’s position as CEO began in June 2005 and was terminated in Aug. 2006 “for cause,” said Reiland, the current CEO. He said Allen is currently suing the company, and Ronco is currently seeking damages against Allen for alleged breaches of his fiduciary duties while working there.

“The company does not owe him any money. His claim as a creditor has no basis,” Reiland said. Reiland would not elaborate on why Allen was fired.

“Mr. Allen plainly has an axe to grind,” the company said in its initial court response to Allen’s claims on July 10. “Mr. Allen has not offered any admissible evidence to prove that the debtors actually committed any of the violations of which he accuses them.”

Allen said Ronco has been forced to hire an outside firm to do all its accounting work, which has cost nearly $250,000.

“Ronco is unable to complete the bankruptcy requirements without incurring additional accounting costs of $250,000 because insider Ron Stone is unable to do his job,” Allen said. But Reiland said the company has been using extra accountants to compile enormous loads of financial information for the bankruptcy case.

“This is a bankruptcy case,” Reiland said. “The need for reporting is intense. This is a very fast-paced case and we need to augment our resources. It has nothing to do with the ability of Mr. Stone.”

The company said it has no intention of stopping Stone’s salary payments.

During his time at Ronco, Stone has also been accused by Ronco employees of involvement in credit-card fraud and interfering with the subsequent investigation, according to court documents filed by Allen.

Stone allegedly ordered Ronco employee Aaron Guzman, the company’s order motion administrator, to remain silent during the investigation, according to the documents.

Reiland would not comment on those allegations.

Stone has now been in the driver’s seat for two different companies when they crashed into bankruptcy, one of the few things Stone was actually good at, according to former employer Jill Kelly.

“CFO Ron Stone wasn’t doing his job. He wasn’t doing a lot of things,” Kelly said in an Aug. 2005 interview with AVN Magazine, an adult industry publication.

Stone’s problems are only a fraction of the difficulties currently confronting Ronco. Ronco is also suing a group of warehouses that are holding $1 million worth of knives, food dehydrators and kitchen supplies. The warehouses are demanding that Ronco pony up the $250,000 it owes them, according to court documents.

Infomercial icon Ron Popeil, the company’s former owner, is owed $11.7 million. Popeil sold the business in June 2005 for $56 million.

Do y’all know how INSANE this is? First Jill didn’t own JKP Bob Freidland did, yes the same Bob Freidland who disappeared after the company went under. The whole company was suspect from day one. Shady dealings seem to follow Ms Kelly wherever she goes (remember personalporn.com?) Good Lord….

Ownership of Seymore, Inc.’s Assets in Question

VAN NUYS, Calif. – Recently, AVN.com came into possession of a document titled “Security Agreement” entered into between Adam Glasser and his various corporations, and Fagelbaum & Heller, LLP, the law firm which represented Glasser in his legal battle with Sunshine Films/Factory Home Video and which apparently did other legal work for him as well. The document appears to be signed by Glasser for his various corporations, and Jerold Fagelbaum for the law firm.

The story written by mark Kernes goes on to tell about how Adam Glasser (Seymore) gave up everything (even shit he doesn’t own, like the name Philmore Butts) to this lawfirm to hold as collateral on his legal fees. When Mark Kernes, who is supposedly a friend of Seymores tried to call him all he got was an operator who was taking orders for videos and claimed to have never heard of Adam Glasser.

OK peeps, my keen nose tells me theres a lot more to this story than meets the eye, but I’m not sure who is on top, ie who is trying to fuck whom here.
First thngs first, this is a highly unusual document to “leak” out. It has to have come from either Adam himself or the attorneys office, nobody else would have a copy.

That being said which one is it enlisting AVN for the PR? Is this the Free Screech Cabal working to smear Glassers name somehow? Kernes is beholden to the Free Screech Cabal, who coincidentally did NOTHIING, NADA ZIP to help Glasser in his battle against the City. Is it Glasser himself putting out some sort of mesage through Kernes? If so why? It does appear that the gist of the message is; if Glasser is trying to sell you something, don’t buy it, he doesn’t even own his name. More as this develops….If you know anything drop me a line…I will protect your privacy.

Adam and Eve has signed Bree Olsen to be the new contract girl for the company. Effective Aug 1. Bree is under a 5 year contract with the company.

Word is that effective Jan 1, 2007 Carmen Luvana is quitting porn and will not renew her Adam and Eve Contract.

Congrats to Bree

By now you all know that Jim Mitchell died, some you you know about The Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Street Theater, an adult entertainment emporium like no other. No doubt some of you remember the place.

It’s pretty well known that Hunter S Thompson worked there, That the likes of Charles Bukowski visited but somewhat lesser known is that Robert Crumb spent a lot of time there. Better known as R Crumb he left a mark on the art world through his illustrations in alternative comics. If you’d like to know more about Crumb check out the Documentary Crumb . What does all this have to do with anything you ask? Crumb spent a lot of time in the O’Farrell Street Theater and he drew compulsively in a stairwell there. The walls of that stairwell are full of original R. Crumb artwork, it has long since been closed to the public, oddly enough it almost guarantees the buildings staus as a historical landmark at some point.