September 30th, 2007

Porns Top 5 Highest Paid Pornstars According to Listaholic.com

The 5 Highest Paid Pornstars
Posted on September 28th, 2007 by Listmaker

Ron Jeremy, The Hedgehog himself, has commented a number of times that the average male pornstar gets $300 to $400 a scene, or $100 to $200 if he’s new. There’s even talk that some men do it for free, which perfectly makes sense. Women, on the other hand, can make $100,000 to $250,000 at the end of the year. That’s pretty impressive, but there are a handful of porn performers who get more bucks for their bang (sorry, couldn’t help it) than everybody else. And not all of them are from the U.S.

1. Jenna Jameson
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This one’s a no-brainer. Jenna, billed as the world’s most famous pornstar, is a multi-millionaire. She’s retired from performing, so you can forget about the fees she gets per scene. Not that she still needs to do them anyway. ClubJenna, the porn company she founded with her ex-husband Jay Grdina, had estimated revenues of $30 million, with profits of approximately half that, in 2005. Playboy has since acquired the company she founded for an undisclosed sum, which I can only guess would be a rather neat sum.

2. Tera Patrick
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“When I got into the industry, I made millions for everyone else. Now I make them for myself”, says Tera Patrick. And that wasn’t an empty boast. Far from it. This former nurse is president, owner and lead star of Teravision, a $30 million-plus company that produces 15 porn titles every year, selling more than 30,000 copies each. Sure beats having to change patients’ bedpans for a job.

3. Maria Takagi
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This AV Idol is Japan’s highest paid porn starlet. Takagi, a former teen pop singer, signed a deal with a Japanese porn company called Max A worth 300 million yen—roughly $2.6 million dollars. The contract, however, is for 30 films. Nevertheless, earning an average of more than $86,000 dollars per film isn’t bad. Not bad at all.

4. Houston
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Famous for having sex non-stop with 620 men, this pornstar was said to have earned over $1 million in 1999, the same year she did that record-breaking gangbang. So I guess that roughly translates to $1612 per guy. Just kidding. On top of her video performances, she was earning $20,000 a week from strip club appearances. She also earned an estimated $10,000 for selling her labia (!), which was apparently sliced away in a vaginoplasty procedure, in an online auction. Ew.

5. Hillary Scott
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This cute pornstar once appeared on the Howard Stern radio show and declared her $1 million contract with SexZ Pictures as “the largest porn contract in history”. The deal, however, is for four years, which means she’ll pull in just an average of $250,000 a year. Not exactly the stuff of lifestyles of the rich and famous, but being guaranteed of such an income for the next four years, that is quite something for a relatively new porn sensation.

September 30th, 2007

Toad Writes:

I’d like some real up front answers or places to learn

more about the buisness of porn and not some snide

remarks!I live in florida… Is there some secret

course or book or what you need to be someones Brother!

Ya see the problem I have here …If I don’t tell em what they want to hear it’s a “snide remark”. As for the business of porn, it’s a lot like any other business in that we create a product and we sell it to a market, the difference is nowadays the entry level is low….VERY low.

But lets be serious.  Toad didn’t say at what level he wanted to enter the business, If you re looking to be a performer, you don’t have to be someone’s brother, you just have to fuck someone’s brother. You see most of the male talent these days are coming from gay porn. Personally I think this trend is at least partially responsible for the decline in market revenues the last few years. But Toad does live ifn FL so the opportunity is somewhat there for him, start knockin on doors at the companies that shoot in FL, there’s lots of them.

Now lets figure Toad would prefer to be behind the camera.  Start with photography classes, add film making and script writing. You see we have enough no talent hacks in this biz who don’t know how to shoot/edit/direct, most can’t even use a camera in manual mode and fewer still understand things like establishing shots and crossing the line. The cameramen shoot like spider monkeys on crack and the male talent think they are the stars. Yet people wonder why porn sucks these days.

 

Ok Toad there ya have it…One last thing thoughconsider a different name…we have more than enough “toads” in porn.

September 29th, 2007

Y Bother Writes Me

Hi Mike I’m trying to get into porn, can you help me?

He sent a photo

Y Bother

Greenbelt, Maryland

Ok man, how much porn is shot in Greenbelt Maryland? Theres my first hint as to what you may be doing wrong.

I get these all the time…

September 28th, 2007

John Cornetta Is A Genius

Friday, September 28, 2007

 

Subject: Money raised to assist the new city of Johns Creek by the Cornetta Charitable Foundation and The Love Shack

 

Dear Mayor Mike Bodker;

 

It is with great pride that I mail you today this check for $2,913 to assist the city of Johns Creek in the development of its Fire and Rescue Services.

 

The Cornetta Charitable Foundation (CCF) raised $5,058 by donating 1% of all sales at our area Love Shack stores and 2% from our Johns Creek store. Additionally Love Shack employees as well as customers donated an additional $768 bringing the total collected to $5,825. It is the hopes and prayers of the CCF that the city put this money to good use by way of expediting civil services for Johns Creek. 

 

As promised we have already donated $1,456 to the Felix Roberts Memorial Fund and the same amount to the family of John Callahan. My wife Irina and I also personally donated $500 to each of the families as well.

 

I read in the newspapers a few months ago that you might consider rejecting this donation because of pending litigation that you as the Mayor of Johns Creek, brought against one of our corporations. I am sure those comments were made in a moment of passion or taken out of context. The hundreds of Georgia citizens who helped raise this money and the families of those who perished deserve to see this money put to good use. It would be greatly appreciated if you could put politics aside and think of the best interests for the City of Johns Creek and its citizens.

 

I also call you to a challenge Mr. Mayor. At a date of your choosing in December, the Love Shack in Johns Creek will set up two water dunking tanks side by side. I will be in one tank in the chill of the December air and I hope that you would take a seat in the tank next to me. Any and all citizens can buy three softballs for $20 and choose whom to throw the ball at and dunk in to the cold water tank. The winner will be whomever has less balls thrown at them and I would like all the money collected to be donated to the charity of the winners’ choice. 

 

If you decline this offer, we will have no choice but to hire a “look-alike” stand-in and the games will go on anyway. This is all in good clean fun and we have a chance together to raise an incredible amount of money for yet another good cause. I would also ask that the person who had the most balls thrown at them make a personal donation of $1,000 as apparently they will have had more people who wanted to see them get dunked.

 

In closing let me say that the CCF wishes the city of Johns Creek well and will always be here to assist whenever we can.

 

 

Thank you for your time,

 

 

 

John Cornetta
5961 Live Oak Parkway, Suite A
Norcross, GA 30093
Phone: 770-458-4386, ext 105

September 28th, 2007

Tampa Show 2007

Well it’s almost that time of year again! I will be there!

for the latest check out

www.nmaea.com

no matter what it says there…I will be there and hope to see you there too!

September 28th, 2007

We’ve eradicated HIV! 95% of the performers in the industry have herpes.

Just two of the dumber proclaimations by AIM’s Sharon Mitchell

People….can’t we do better than this? she is no Doctor and no Phd she doesn’t even have a 2 year degree.

What next?

September 28th, 2007

Hey Lets Fire The FSC and Hire This Guy he Can Beat 2257

A federal judge ruled Wednesday that two provisions of the USA Patriot Act are unconstitutional because they allow search warrants to be issued without a showing of probable cause.

U.S. District Judge Ann Aiken ruled that the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, as amended by the Patriot Act, “now permits the executive branch of government to conduct surveillance and searches of American citizens without satisfying the probable cause requirements of the Fourth Amendment.”

Portland attorney Brandon Mayfield sought the ruling in a lawsuit against the federal government after he was mistakenly linked by the FBI to the Madrid train bombings in 2004.

The federal government apologized and settled part of the lawsuit for $2 million after admitting a fingerprint was misread.

But as part of the settlement, Mayfield retained the right to challenge parts of the USA Patriot Act.

Mayfield claimed that secret searches of his house and office under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, or FISA, violated the Fourth Amendment’s guarantee that “the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause …”

Aiken agreed with Mayfield, repeatedly criticizing the government.

“For over 200 years, this Nation has adhered to the rule of law — with unparalleled success. A shift to a Nation based on extra-constitutional authority is prohibited, as well as ill-advised,” she wrote.

She said that by asking her to dismiss Mayfield’s lawsuit, the U.S. Attorney General’s office was “asking this court to, in
essence, amend the Bill of Rights, by giving it an interpretation what would deprive it of any real meaning. This court declines to do so.”

Elden Rosenthal, an attorney for Mayfield, issued a statement on his behalf praising the judge, saying she “has upheld both the tradition of judicial independence, and our nation’s most cherished principle of the right to be secure in one’s own home.”

September 28th, 2007

Some Things Just Write Themselves

Playboy Magazine has offered Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards 1,000,000 dollars to pose together.

In other news Playboy airbrush artists went on strike today for increased overtime pay.

Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson?  No wonder this company has bled red ink for the last 10 years, who’d wanna see that?

September 27th, 2007

Digital Playground Girls Kept Away From Other Performers In Tampa (Reader Mail)

Hey Mike,

Your buddy Ike here, I don’t see Jesse or any other of the DP girls on the caravan this year, but the Fairvilla store over in Cape Canaveral says they will be there, why are they going there but no place in Tampa?

Well I don’t know if they have any Tampa appearances or not outside the actual show on Monday Night but I do know that Digital Playground doesn’t want their girls doing the caravans anymore and they haven’t for a couple of years. I’m pretty sure that the reason is because they don’t want their girls ……ummmm lifestyles to influence the other porn girls at the show so they keep them separate to protect the other performers from being exposed to this.

September 26th, 2007

Proof That Smoking Weed Makes You Stupid

Michael Vick failed a mandatory drug test, they found weed in his system.

So that kinda explains it, I mean I never could figure out why a man making 10M dollars a year would risk it all by fighting dogs and doing the other thuggish shit he was always doing. So maybe weed really does make ya stupid.

Or maybe he was just fucking stupid to begin with.