Although I wouldn’t call Amy a “celebrity” hell she doesn’t even qualify as a has been, but this can’t possibly be any worse than the turd Vivid put out with Kim Kardashian.

But if you want to see the “Long Island Lolita” throwing down, well this will be your chance I guess.

Yawn

This is me and Hendrix, Tim and Fifis new baby, he is 4 months

TC: my miracle child, the most special thing that’s ever happened to us, the baby we paid thousands of dollars to have, looks like…a baby
TC: nice
TC: lol

Hey at least it doesn’t look like Nick Manning

I have been reading of mannings problems with his erotic butique and something strikes me as odd. Nick claims to own five or six houses worth a million dollars each in and around L.A. yet whenever he decides to start a business he needs a bunch of porn girls to “invest” 20 or 30 K in it.

He did the same thing with his What the fans want series which allegedly lost Angel Cassidy her 30K investment.

Why does a man who makes six thousand dollars a throw by banging celebrities, He didn’t specify which gender either (Ya thats what he says, comes to about 2K per drop of jizz too…) need pornchicks as investors?

Nick, give Kurt Lockwood a call, it’s my understanding there’s some great opportunities in Spain….go investigate ASAP.

Over on a lesser site Skeeter says this

” Skeeter was shocked to learn that his mother’s brother, Hans Vorhauer, murdered 33 people.”

Then This

“They finally caught him- he was on the run for who knows how many years. Nobody could catch him, even the FBI and ATF. Then, somehow, they did. And the only reason they found him was because of this incredible guy named Frank Bender, a forensic artist who studied the Kerkoves and the Vorhauers and how they age. “

OK what’s wrong with this picture?

Skeeters mothers brother would have no blood relation to the “kerkoves” skeeters father so why the hell would they study how he aged? Unlless Skeeters father married his sister making skeeter his uncle as well as his father….OK it DOES explain a lot…

You haven’t said word one about that new baby. Sigh.

Tim and Fifi have a new baby, It looks like….a baby.

  I really don’t get chicks….

Are a break. Every night when Tim’s club is open (Flamingo Showclub on North Dixie) I’m there, all night. I don’t want to miss anything.

Tim’s lovely dancers (Secretia, Nausea, Smegma, Clitoria, Gyna-Lotramin and Klamidia) always keep me amused, not with sex but with whatever happens to come out of their mouths,  Pearls of wisdom like “It’s psychologically challenging being a stripper” or “Tim are we open til we close tonight?”

Then theres the bar staff…one guy got cut off by the bartender everyone calls the “Beer Nazi” the guy was appealing his case to Tim saying he really wasn’t drunk and that he shouldn’t be cut off. Tim asks what he had to drink, he said “two cokes and a Red Bull”

Then there was seeing a stripper get tazered in the parking lot by a sheriffs deputy…good times….You can’t go wrong coming to this club, they even play all rock and roll….no rap, no tekno, no soul ,no R&B just good old rock n roll

And that’s what a strip club oughtta be.

Well yesterday didn’t get an update because I am back in Dayton, OH visiting my friends Tim Case and Felicia Fox and all the little peelers at Flamingos. Many of whom the photo below applies to.

there should be a few stripper quotes and even a photo essay of tonights Halloween Party

Stay tuned

Thank Rhondee Kamins and the deep pockets of GV Cleveland. Rhondee is fast becoming the power player in this industry and that is a good thing. Fair, good person and GV Cleveland always pays there bills on time. A big supporter to us in every venture we did and someone we consider a great friend as we do her entire family.