The News Was Good

On Monday I spent four hours having  several sets of MRIs done on my spinal cord. Yesterday I spent 3 hours in my Neurosurgeons office, but the results turned out to be worth the wait.

For the last few weeks I have been rather apprehensive, probably some post traumatic stress, though I wouldn't call it a [...]

Jacklyn Lick Takes On Shelly Lubben:

Hey Mike,
I got an add request from this woman on myspace, maybe you know of her, maybe you don't.   But, I found her profile to be a bit insulting, disturbing, and possibly misinformed.
Here is her profile.....

LINK TO SHELLYS MYSPACE PROFILE DELTED BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO HELP SHELLY FUCK PEOPLE UP

I just want to say [...]

Isn’t It Time?

I heard a man comment about Barak Obama today, he said that if the election of Obama would would finally put an end to the constant cries of racism he would vote for Obama himself.

It got me to thinking.

Americans of all ethnicities have risin to the top of their respective fields in every endeavor; sports, [...]

Nicole Sheridan Writes:

Mike,

Just so you know, most skydivers don't look at the sport as "cheating death," but rather as a moment in time of complete freedom. Yes, a chance of dying is what we are willing to risk for that precious moment, but, beyond the first few jumps, it is more of a [...]

Happy Anniversary!

One year ago today, I woke up at 4AM and packed a small bag. My little brother picked me up thirty minutes later, my mom was in the car with him, so was my best friend from high school.

They took me to Northside Hospital where I was admitted and prepped for surgery.

Many times I have [...]

The Gene Simmons Sex Tape

The story broke today that there is a Gene Simmons sex tape in existence and that you can now see your favorite KISS bassist throwing down with some Aussie chick named Elsa, whom he apparently met doing a stint as a spokesperson for Franks Ebergy Drink.

Now having some familiarity with Gene Simmon's self aggrandizing I [...]

The Death of HD-DVD is Now Official

February 19, 2008 - 8:45 am

"Toshiba Corporation today announced that it has undertaken a thorough review of its overall strategy for HD DVD and has decided it will no longer develop, manufacture and market HD DVD players and recorders. This decision has been made following recent major changes in the market. [...]

Brian Comments On Gorillas Having Face To Face Sex

Damn I may have to give this guy his own cloumn!

Mike:

GREAT!

Now we have irrefutable proof of Darwin's theory of evolution of the species! Primates continue to evolve and have adapted here to fore known only in humans BORING SEX POSITIONS!

HEY GORILLAS: the next thing that happens is DIMINISHED SEX DRIVE and frequency, followed by [...]

Gorillas Photographed Having Sex Face To Face No Word on Whereabouts Of Ron Jeremy

Source: http://www.livescience.com/animals/080213-gorilla-mating.html
Gorillas Caught in Very Human Act

By Tuan C. Nguyen, LiveScience Staff Writer

posted: 13 February 2008 09:43 am ET

Gorillas have been caught on camera for the first time performing
face-to-face intercourse.

Humans and bonobos were the only primates thought to mate in this
manner. And while researchers have observed wild gorillas engaged in
such [...]

Tim Case Sends me A Story All Idiots Who Think Choking In Sex Is Cool Read This

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - At least 82 U.S. youths have died since 1995
engaging in "the choking game" in which they try to experience a
fleeting "high" by cutting off the oxygen supply to the brain, U.S.
health officials said on Thursday.

An unknown number of youths, mostly boys, are taking part in the
practice in which [...]