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Porn blogs have crashed. There isn’t anyone out there anymore, it seems, who goes after the news and gossip. The sites have become void of anything interesting; a cut-and-paste world; dumb, boring posts; inattention to sites; non-porn “news;” stupid stories; no journalistic focus. No one works at it.
I had the pleasure of taking the undoubtedly hottest (and smartest) girl in porn to dinner last Friday evening. I won't name her because she writes for me and I fear her wrath, as I do that of all wymyn. I have a little place in Hollywood beach where the seafood is very fresh [...]  There is porn dedicated to every kind of fucking body part or kink you can think of. Feet porn, hand job porn, and even cum snorting porn. But as far as I know, I have never seen a porn movie dedicated entirely 100% to a chick's taint. Well, move over Larry Flynt and John [...]  As you know, because the news outlets refuse to let us forget, today is the Pennsylvania Primary. I, for one, can’t wait. l’m sick of all these taped political messages I’m getting on my answering machine. I’m actually looking forward to more of those exciting messages from Mom that go something like this: “Are [...] I love it! Related PostsUncle Mellon, whose Scooby Doo bit I referenced yesterday, sends this one:JimmyD Updates Us On Porn ValleyA Call out to my readers:  I was approached a while back by a publishing company to write a book. This occurred at the same time that I announced to my manager and a few other industry insiders behind closed doors that I was leaving mainstream to pursue a porno odyssey. I was surprised as fuck to find out that [...] AHA! Next thing you know, we’ll find out the entire show has been faked up in a tv studio. Just like the Apollo moon landing…. You tell me this isn't booooring! The kid spends $800 on a flatscreen and the old man doesn't even scream, rant OR rave. Pfft. I almost wish he was [...]
Jules: This was Divine Intervention! You know what "divine intervention" is? Vincent: Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets. Jules: Yeah, man, that's what it means. That's exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets. Vincent: I [...] Many of you who are long time readers will remember the story about a young ladyfriend who sent me a handmade card from a state prison. If you don't, then give it a quick read, it provides the background info for what is coming. It was Wednesday and I was driving down to Miami [...]
A friend of mine once railed against the networks news coverage of events that require solemnity. Play by play coverage of anything with a procession gives the chance for too many inane observations. We’ve seen too many BIG funerals to need Peter and Barbara throwing it to casket side coverage from Harry who [...] |
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