The age on the YouTube profile says 19, so I can publicly admit to LWHHO (Laughing While Having a Hard-On).
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Sometimes, you've just got to go and take some "mental health" time. The stresses of the daily struggle just have to be put into perspective. There are advantages and disadvantages to being self-employed; one of the high points is the ability to "get the hell outta here". Yesterday afternoon was just one of those [...]  South thinks I’m not smart enough to figure out the REAL reason he’s suddenly hired all of these “contributors.” He told me it’s because they’re talented writers. At first, I thought that was the truth. Then I thought, "Wait a minute. Does he really expect me to believe writing for mikesouth.com requires talent? Is [...] There is something about L.A. that turns me into a functioning sexual predator. I could be out of town working on a television project or visiting friends back home and have the normal sex drive of an average mid-30's all American type of guy. But when I get back to within load shooting distance [...]  I’d post a You Tube link but in order to do that I would have to haved listened in MikeSouth.com training. Slept through it. So for complete writing prep watched the Tricia Walsh Smith/ Tricia Smith Walsh Divorce vid-thingy. Had a bunch of witty things to say, but they are SO obvious, I just can’t. [...] DEAR ABBY: About two years ago, my neighbor kept inviting my then-18-year-old son over to help her do odd jobs while her husband was at work. He seemed happy to help out, and she always gave him some money for the jobs. A few months later, she and her husband announced they were expecting. [...]  South tricked me into watching that stupid “Deadliest Catch” by telling me the guys looked like cops. I. Don’t. Think. So. Cops are handsome and sexy and most importantly, THEY BATHE REGULARLY!!! They take pride in their appearance, unlike some "fisher people" I know. Besides, “Deadliest Catch” is full of guy drama, [...]  I received a bonus this month. Exemplary sales performance at Glo-BORE-Co, schmuck job division. Nice one too, made Da Wifey REAL happy, we’ve struggled… So she’s due a trip to the Wofford store, finally going to submit to the lingerie I do so desire. I like the real old school stuff. Now you understand [...] Wow. The topics are getting so heavy lately. Thank God I’m self-absorbed or I might feel bad talking about my vibrator problems. Yes, in between stroking my gun, clinging to my Bible and being bitter, I enjoy masturbating here in the backwoods of PA. My old vibrator died recently, and even though I’ve been [...] Related PostsAmerican Bukkake Shoot Robbed At Gunpoint, JM Offers RewardAnd Under The Heading Doesn’t Porn Have Enough Directors Who Don’t Know How To Direct:An Introduction… |
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