May 30th, 2008

BT Writes About Max Hardcore On Trial In Tampa

Mike: I just read your post on the Max Hardcore trial in Tampa, and I completely agree with you. I also just reread the link to my December 2005 post on Rob Black on your site, and you know what - you and I were both right then in terms of timing and what happens next.

And, I stand by what I wrote then that someone will get one of these cases to the Supreme Court. I don’t know Sirkin, the attorney who is doing a lot of the defense work in these cases, but he seems to be a really smart trial strategist. I’m sure he’s itching to get one of these cases in front of the Supremes, as any lawyer would.

That could end up being one of those “be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.” Forget election year. It doesn’t matter whether it’s Bush, McCain, Hillary or Obama in office because the Supremes aren’t running for re-election. They’ve got tenure.

And you now have a majority on the Supremes that is more conservative than ever. I think they will say there are limits. And, I don’t think it’ll be five to four.

I’ve been reading Mark Kernes’ trial coverage on AVN, and Sirkin and his team are a lot smarter than I am when it comes to these things, but I think they’re making a mistake when they want to force the jury to watch hour after hour of Max Hardcore on the theory that his work has to be taken as a whole. He’s cited the jury in the JM Productions trial as saying they weren’t disgusted by all that stuff. In the end they were bored. I think he’s banking on the notion that he can desensitize the jury.

I don’t think that’s the case with extreme porn. I’ve seen my share of porn over the years, since I saw my first loop at about age 14 more than 30 years ago. And I still remember the first time I put one of Rob Black’s Cocktail videos in the VCR because I was a Jewel D’Nyle fan. No idea what was coming. So, there I am, happily watching Jewel, and suddenly I literally gagged and shut off the TV when she drank from a glass of cum and spit. Frankly, I almost gagged now writing that line. The memory still disgusts me. I don’t think you’re going to desensitize a jury at all. I think you’re going to disgust them. If you don’t, the streets of Tampa aren’t safe for old ladies, children and small animals!

Beyond that, the notion Max’s lawyer is pushing that you have to view a Max Hardcore tape in its entirety as a work of art is nonsense. He’s never heard the term fast-forward? Does he know that porn fans skip through all the stuff with the girls saying, hey, it was all make-believe? Does he know that they fast-forward to their favorite girls and could care less about the others? Or that they fast-forward to the part of the scene that includes the fetish that gets them going?

Porn ain’t about the whole. It’s about the parts. It’s the reason Max and every other pornographer films vignettes. It’s the reason there are chapters , cum-shot reviews and easy ways to jump right to the anal and DP even on Vivid and Digital Playground features. Who really cared about the storyline in Pirates? I wanted to see Janine take a facial.

But, as I wrote in 2005, at the end of the day, these cases aren’t about the trial court in Tampa. They’re going to be about the case that goes to the Supreme Court. And one of them will go because the standard is so confusing.

May 29th, 2008

Max On Trial In Tampa We Have A Lot To Lose: From GFY

Credits to Pleasurepays

If people in this biz weren’t totally retarded, totally disorganized and actually had some guidelines and standards to work and live by this industry wouldn’t have many real legal problems. How about not pushing? how about setting some clear, defensible boundaries and staying within them… rather than always challenging the world to shut you down?

There is a difference between drawing the line in the sand, one which you know can be defended and staying behind it and the totally incorrect assumption that anything and everything you do is somehow Constitutionally protected and to keep pushing the most influential groups in this country to shut you down by making sure they always have the ammo they need to keep firing at you until they hit something.

Right now many of you US idiots want to make the argument that shitting on, pissing on, vomiting on, pissing in girls mouths until they choke and cry etc isn’t “obscene” or isn’t obscene in GodsVillage, Indiana… and most of you then go further to suggest that what he is going through is unfair as if no one really knew that you can’t just mail out totally over the top porn with some old wrinkly fuck pissing into a girls mouth until she starts to choke and cry to any state, county and city in the country without a serious risk of being prosecuted.

Really?

The biggest problem with this industry is that it is full of anti-social idiots with a strong resentment for authority. Thats all fine and well when you are rebelling against your alcoholic father who frequently tried to kiss you or watch you take a bath… but it’s not hardly a winning formula for the long term success of a controversial industry whose greatest enemies are infinitely more organized, deep pocketed and focused on the simple goal of stopping you and that usually have the public and federal government behind them to do it.

The “rights” you many of you seem to think you have in the US are an illusion. People make the laws. People make the laws against people like you. They can because they know you are weak. You are the low hanging fruit of society. They will attack you because they know no one is going to defend you… because you can’t defend yourselves. They will continue to attack you because they can always rely on the fact that you will constantly be throwing whatever offensive thing you do right in their face and daring them to do something about it. And they are fucking you over right now. They are arguing that each one of you is a Max Hardcore,.. no better. A disease in society. Eventually, they will win and you will lose and it will be your fault, because far too many people in this industry are irretrievably damaged, self destructive fuck ups… and because no one will separate you and what you do from the absolute worst of the worst in this biz.

The public doesn’t see (and never will see) “good” and “bad” pornographers. They just see “pornographers” and the public perception of you will never be any better than the publics perception of Max Hardcore and some old guy shitting on an 18 year old runaway while she cries. And its not the publics fault. It’s your fault. You repeatedly make the choice to defend the worst of the worst in a political and social climate where you will eventually lose. You don’t even have the sense to pick and choose battles and choose battles you can win. Instead, you let the worst of the worst in this industry pick a fight on your behalf. Brilliant! Are you fucking kidding me? Eventually you will lose these fights… And once you finally lose… you will lose big because the fight against you will never stop and you don’t have the brains or foresight to organize and defend yourselves, set standards and police yourselves. Instead… you are happy doing lines of cocaine off a strippers ass while complaining about who is President and how unfair life is and will just let the Christian Right do it for you.

How will the government restrict your business because you didn’t have the brains, foresight and organizational skills to put yourself in a defensible position first? Because in the most important fights, you choose to not have a strong defensive plan or even an offense?

This industry is like a really big, cocky, heavy weight fighter with a glass jaw. Eventually, its going to catch one on the chin and it will be lights out for all. It’s not a question of “if”… only “when” …. and why? because most of you stupid assholes prefer to think its your “right” and will keep doing that until its finally decided to take that “right” away because you just can’t and won’t see the bigger picture.

Obscene: ob·scene
Pronunciation: \äb-’sen, ?b-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French, from Latin obscenus, obscaenus
Date: 1593

1: disgusting to the senses : repulsive2 a: abhorrent to morality or virtue; specifically : designed to incite to lust or depravity b: containing or being language regarded as taboo in polite usage <obscene lyrics> c: repulsive by reason of crass disregard of moral or ethical principles <an obscene misuse of power> d: so excessive as to be offensive

May 29th, 2008

Blogging about Porn Star Birthdays and my Fake Memorial Day BBQ with Pam and Tommy Lee

Apparently, no one is screwing each other over in porn valley these days or having any other kind of drama. If you follow the state of porn blogs recently, it seems like everyone out there is just too darn busy celebrating birthdays to make any real news happenings. Reading your average porn blog lately is like reading a newsletter from Chuck E. Cheese.

Past the age of 12 years old, who the fuck really cares who’s Birthday it is??? Why is this news??? What is my reaction supposed to be to all these birthday announcements??? Okay, let me thank you (insert porn star name here) from the bottom of my heart for being born and having sex on film so I can pleasure myself. Taadaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What also goes beyond inane is the “self-given” birthday parties at (insert Hollywood hot spot of the moment) that follows said press release announcing porn star birthdays. Really… Other than gay guys named Todd who work at Sephora, no self-respecting adult should be throwing themselves a birthday party WHAT SO EVER! Me personally, as an adult male in my 30’s, I would rather spend an entire afternoon having Ed Powers sell me a timeshare than walk into a crowded club and have people sing happy birthday to me and give me gifts. I might as well be sitting on a big pink dildo while blowing out my candles because the entire experience is just gay gay gay…

On a less gayer note… I got to spend Memorial Day having a fake BBQ with Pam and Tommy Lee in Malibu. That’s all I can say about it right now because I currently have a wet vac up my ass still trying to remove sand from my crack since Monday. Or at least that’s the excuse I keep giving my girlfriend. It feels kind of good…in a non-gay way of course. More to come.

May 27th, 2008

Do The Troops Defend Our Freedom?

I have the utmost respect for the men and women who serve in our military, to put your life on the line in the service of your country is admirable. But lately I am having more and more problems with the executive branch of our government.  the Executive branch heads the military and thus the President has held that he has the ability to declare war or as in the case of Iraq deploy troops.

Our Constitution holds that only Congress can declare war, this is part of a delicate system of checks and balances that the framers built into the constitution. The reason for these checks and balances, for those of you who skipped American history, is to prevent any single branch of government from getting to much power which generally results in tyranny.

And that is what is happening. The Presidency, particular this one, is usurping power from the other branches and since he heads the military we are in very serious danger of becoming a tyranny, thankfully he is almost gone but the damage he has done will be inherited by the next wanna be tyrant.

Consider this article:

The Troops Don’t Defend Our Freedoms
by Jacob G. Hornberger, October 21, 2005

How often do we hear the claim that American troops “defend our freedoms”? The claim is made often by U.S. officials and is echoed far and wide across the land by television commentators, newspaper columnists, public-school teachers, and many others. It’s even a common assertion that emanates on Sundays from many church pulpits.

Unfortunately, it just isn’t so. In fact, the situation is the exact opposite ­ the troops serve as the primary instrument by which both our freedoms and well-being are threatened.

Let’s examine the three potential threats to our freedoms and the role that the troops play in them:

1. Foreign regimes

Every competent military analyst would tell us that the threat of a foreign invasion and conquest of America is nonexistent. No nation has the military capability of invading and conquering the United States. Not China, not Russia, not Iran, not North Korea, not Syria. Not anyone. To invade the United States with sufficient forces to conquer and “pacify” the entire nation would take millions of foreign troops and tens of thousands of ships and planes to transport them across the Atlantic or Pacific ocean. No foreign nation has such resources or military capabilities and no nation will have them for the foreseeable future.

After all, think about it: the U.S. army, the most powerful military force in all of history, has not been able to fully conquer such a small country as Iraq because of the level of domestic resistance to a foreign invasion. Imagine the level of military forces that would be needed to conquer and “pacify” a country as large and well-armed as the United States.

I repeat: No foreign nation has the military capability to invade the United States, conquer our country, subjugate our people, and take away our freedoms. Therefore, the troops are not needed to protect our freedoms from this nonexistent threat.

2. Terrorists

Despite widespread fears to the contrary, there is no possibility that terrorists will conquer the United States, take over the government, and take away our freedoms. At most, they are able to kill thousands of people, with, say, suicide bombs but they lack the military forces to subjugate the entire nation or any part of it.

Equally important, while the troops claim that they are protecting us from “the terrorists,” it is the troops themselves ­ or, more precisely, the presidential orders they have loyally carried out ­ that have engendered the very terrorist threats against which the troops say they are now needed to protect us.

Think back to 1989 and the years following ­ when the Berlin Wall fell, East and West Germany were united, Soviet troops withdrew from Eastern Europe, and the Soviet Union was dismantled. The Pentagon didn’t know what to do. Unexpectedly, its 50-year-old “official enemy” was gone. (The Soviet Union had previously been America’s “ally” that had “liberated” Eastern Europe from Nazi Germany.) With the fall of the Soviet empire (and, actually, before the fall), the obvious question arose: Why should the United States continue to have an enormous standing army and spend billions of dollars in taxpayer money to keep it in existence?

The Pentagon was in desperate search for a new mission. “We can be a big help in the war on drugs,” the Pentagon said. To prove it, U.S. military forces even shot to death 18-year-old American citizen Esequiel Hernandez in 1997, as he tended his goats along the U.S.-Mexican border. “We’ll help American businesses compete in the world.” “We’ll readjust NATO’s mission to protect Europe from non-Soviet threats.” “We’ll protect us from an unsafe world.”

Then along came the Pentagon’s old ally, Saddam Hussein, to whom the United States had even entrusted weapons of mass destruction to use against the Iranian people, and gave America’s standing army a new raison d’être. Invading Kuwait over an oil-drilling dispute, Saddam provided the Pentagon with a new official enemy, one that would last for more than 10 continuous years.

Obeying presidential orders to attack Iraq in 1991, without the constitutionally required congressional declaration of war, the troops ended up killing tens of thousands of Iraqis. Obeying Pentagon orders to attack Iraq’s water and sewage facilities, the troops accomplished exactly what Pentagon planners had anticipated ­ spreading deadly infections and disease among the Iraqi people. Continuing to obey presidential orders in the years that followed, the troops enforced what was possibly the most brutal embargo in history, which ended up contributing to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqi children, deaths that U.S. officials said were “worth it.” Obeying presidential orders, the troops enforced the illegal “no-fly zones” over Iraq, which killed even more Iraqis, including children. Obeying presidential orders, the troops established themselves on Islamic holy lands with full knowledge of the anger and resentment that that would produce among devout Muslims. Obeying presidential orders, the troops invaded and occupied Iraq without the constitutionally required congressional declaration of war, killing and maiming tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis ­ that is, people whose worst “crime” was to resist the unlawful invasion of their homeland by a foreign power.

All that death and destruction ­ both pre-9/11 and post-9/11 ­ have given rise to terrible anger and hatred against the United States, which inspired the pre-9/11 attacks, such as the 1993 attack on the World Trade Center, the attack on the USS Cole, and the attacks on overseas U.S. embassies, the 9/11 attacks, and the terrorist threats our nation faces today.

Through it all, the Pentagon simply echoed the claims of the president ­ that all the death and destruction and humiliation that the U.S. government had wreaked on people in the Middle East, as well as its unconditional military and financial foreign aid to the Israeli government, had not engendered any adverse feelings in the Middle East against the United States. Instead, the president and the Pentagon claimed, the problem was that the terrorists simply hated America for its “freedom and values.”

If the American people had dismantled the nation’s standing army when the Soviet empire was dismantled, the federal government would have lacked the military means to meddle and intervene in the Middle East with unconstitutional military operations, sanctions, no-fly zones, bases, invasions, and occupations. Therefore, there never would have been the terrorists attacks against the United States and a “war on terrorism” for the troops to fight, not to mention the USA PATRIOT Act, secret search warrants and secret courts, the Padilla doctrine, and other federal infringements on our rights and freedoms.

Finally, but certainly important, despite being the most powerful standing army in the world, the U.S. troops were not even able to protect Americans from terrorist acts, as best evidenced by two terrorist attacks on the same target ­ the World Trade Center, first in 1993 and then again in 2001.

3. The federal government

As our Founding Fathers understood so well, the primary threat to our freedom lies with our own government. That’s in fact why we have the Constitution and the Bill of Rights ­ to protect us and our freedoms from federal officials. If the federal government did not constitute such an enormous threat to our freedoms, there would be no reason to have the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

Yet, what is the primary means by which a government takes away the freedoms of its citizenry? Our American ancestors gave us the answer: its military forces. That is in fact why many of our Founding Fathers opposed a standing, professional military force in America ­ they knew not only that such a force would be used to involve the nation in costly, senseless, and destructive wars abroad but also that government officials would inevitably use the troops to ensure a compliant and obedient citizenry at home.

Consider the words of James Madison:

A standing military force, with an overgrown Executive will not long be safe companions to liberty. The means of defense against foreign danger have been always the instruments of tyranny at home. Among the Romans it was a standing maxim to excite a war, whenever a revolt was apprehended. Throughout all Europe, the armies kept up under the pretext of defending, have enslaved the people.

Here’s how Patrick Henry put it:

A standing army we shall have, also, to execute the execrable commands of tyranny; and how are you to punish them? Will you order them to be punished? Who shall obey these orders? Will your mace-bearer be a match for a disciplined regiment?

Would U.S. troops obey presidential orders to deploy against the American people and take away our freedoms?

There is no doubt about it. Of course they would, especially if the president told them that our “freedom and national security” depended on it, which he would.

As I suggested in my article, “The Troops Don’t Support the Constitution,”in the United States the loyalty of the troops is to the president as their supreme commander of chief, not to the Constitution. Recent evidence of this point, as I observed in my article, was the willingness of the troops to obey presidential orders to deploy to Iraq despite the fact that the president had failed to secure the constitutionally required congressional declaration of war.

What if the president ordered the troops to deploy across the United States and to round up “terrorists” and incarcerate them in military camps, both here and in Cuba? Again, there can be no doubt that most of the troops would willingly obey the president’s orders, especially in the middle of a “crisis” or “emergency” because they view themselves as professional soldiers whose job is to serve the president and not to question why but simply to do or die.

Another good example of the allegiance that the troops have toward the president involves the case of U.S. citizen Jose Padilla. Labeling Padilla a “terrorist,” the president ordered the troops to take him into military custody, deny him access to an attorney, and punish him without a trial and due process of law. The troops obeyed without question. Do you know any troops who have publicly protested the Padilla incarceration or who have resigned from the army in protest? How many have publicly announced, “I refuse to participate in the Padilla incarceration because I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution”

?

Indeed, how many of the troops resigned in protest at the president’s orders to set up a prisoner camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, knowing that the reason he and the Pentagon chose Cuba, rather than the United States, was precisely to avoid the constraints of the Constitution?

If the troops didn’t protest with respect to Iraq or Padilla or Gitmo, what is the likelihood they would protest when their commander in chief ordered them to arrest 100 other Americans “terrorists,” or 1,000?

I repeat: The troops, from the Pentagon on down, would not disobey orders of the president to disarm and arrest American “terrorists,” especially in the midst of a “crisis” or “emergency.”

And even if some were to protest, they would be quickly shunted aside (probably punished as well) and replaced with those troops whose allegiance and loyalty to the president would be unquestioned.

Now it’s true that soldiers are supposed to disobey unlawful orders, but as a practical matter most of the troops are not going to overrule the judgment of their commander in chief as to what is legal or not. After all, how many troops involved in the torture and sex-abuse scandal refused to participate in the wrongdoing, especially since they thought that it was approved by the higher-ups? Again, how many refused orders to deploy to Iraq despite the fact that there was no constitutionally required congressional declaration of war?

Imagine that the president issues the following grave announcement on national television during prime time: “Our nation has come under another terrorist attack. Our freedoms and our national security are at stake. I have issued orders to the Joint Chiefs of Staff to immediately take into custody some 1,000 American terrorists who have been identified by the FBI as having conspired to commit this dastardly attack or who have given aid and comfort to the enemy. I have also ordered the JCS to take all necessary steps to temporarily confiscate weapons in the areas where these terrorists are believed to be hiding. These weapons will be returned to the owners once the terrorist threat has subsided. I am calling on all Americans to support the troops in these endeavors, just as you are supporting them in their fight against terrorism in Iraq. We will survive. We will prevail. God bless America.”

Now ask yourself: How many of the troops would disobey the orders of the president given those circumstances, especially if panicked and terrified Americans and the mainstream press were endorsing his martial-law orders?

The answer: Almost none would disobey. They would not consider it their job to determine the constitutionality of the president’s orders. They would leave that for the courts to decide. Their professional allegiance and loyalty to their supreme commander in chief would trump all other considerations, including their oath to “support and defend the Constitution.”

Therefore, if the federal government is the primary threat to our freedom, then so are the troops: their unswerving loyalty to their commander in chief makes them the primary instrument by which the federal government is able to destroy or infringe the rights and freedoms of the citizenry.

The solution

No one can deny that we now live in a nation in which the president wields, albeit unconstitutionally, the omnipotent power to send the entire nation into war against another nation ­ and that he has the means ­ a loyal and obedient army ­ to exercise that power. President Bush made his position clear prior to his invasion of Iraq, when he emphasized that while he welcomed the support of Congress in the event he decided to wage war on Iraq, he didn’t need its approval. His position was reconfirmed by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, who informed Congress on October 19, 2005, that the commander in chief’s position was that he did not need the consent of Congress to send the nation into another war, this time against Syria.

No one can deny that we now live in a nation in which the president claims the omnipotent power to jail and punish any American citizen whom the president labels a “terrorist,” denying him due process of law, trial by jury, and other constitutional guarantees ­ and that he has the means ­ a loyal and obedient army ­ to exercise that power.

Thus, as a practical matter the troops serve not as a defender of our freedoms but instead simply as a loyal and obedient personal army of the president, ready and prepared to serve him and obey his commands. It is an army that stands ready to obey the president’s orders to deploy to any country in the world for any reason he deems fit and attack, kill, and maim any “terrorist” who dares to resist the U.S. invasion of his own country. It is also an army that stands ready to obey the president’s orders to take into custody any American whom the commander in chief deems a “terrorist” and to punish him accordingly.

There is one ­ and only one ­ solution to this threat to our freedoms and well-being: for the American people to heed the warning of our Founding Fathers against standing armies before it is too late, and to do what should have been done at least 15 years ago: dismantle the U.S. military empire, close all overseas bases, and bring all the troops home, discharging them into the private sector, where they would effectively become “citizen-soldiers” ­ well-trained citizens prepared to rally to the defense of our nation in the unlikely event of a foreign invasion of our country. And for the American people to heed the warning of President Eisenhower against the military-industrial complex, by shutting down the Pentagon’s enormous domestic military empire, closing domestic bases, and discharging those troops into the private sector.

“Oh, my gosh, if we did all that, how would our freedoms be protected?”

Protected from what? Again, there is no threat of a foreign invasion. And again, terrorism is not a threat to our freedom. Moreover, dismantling the standing army would remove the primary means by which presidents have succeeded in engendering so much anger and hatred against our nation ­ anger and hatred that in turn have given rise to the threat of terrorism against our nation. And finally, the worst threat to our freedom is our own government, and by dismantling the standing army we would reduce that threat significantly.

What would happen if a foreign nation ever began constructing thousands of ships and planes and mobilizing millions of people to invade the United States? The answer to that threat was also provided by our Founding Fathers: the foreign nation in question would be met by a nation of free well-armed citizens who would be prepared and willing to rally quickly to oppose any invasion and conquest of our nation. Invading a United States filled with well-trained, free men and women would be much like invading Switzerland ­ like swallowing a porcupine. Don’t forget that the men and women who currently serve in the U.S. armed services wouldn’t disappear; instead they would join the rest of us as citizen-soldiers, people whose fighting skills could be depended on in the unlikely event our nation were ever threatened by invasion by a foreign power.

We should also keep in mind the tremendous economic prosperity that would result from the dismantling of America’s enormous standing army. Not only would all the taxpayer money that is being used to fund the standing army be left in the hands of the citizenry for savings and capital, but all those new people in the private sector would be producing as well, instead of living off the IRS-provided fruits of other people’s earnings. Thus, the economic effect would be doubly positive, and, while weakening the federal government, it would make our nation stronger.

What about foreign monsters, tyrants, oppressors, and conquerors? The answer to that was also provided by our Founding Fathers: Our government would no longer go abroad in search of monsters to destroy, but foreigners suffering oppression and tyranny would know that there would always be at least one nation that would accept them ­ the United States of America. Rather than police the world, Americans would focus on producing the freest and most prosperous society in history as a model for the world and to which those who escaped tyranny and oppression could freely come.

Of course, those Americans who would nonetheless wish to leave their families and jobs to help oppressed people overseas would still be free to do so.

We should also bear in mind the perverse results of the federal government’s military empire and overseas interventions. World War I brought World War II, which brought the Soviet communist occupation of Eastern Europe, which brought the Cold War, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War, along with an enormous standing army in our country. The Middle East interventions and meddling have brought us terrorism, the war on terrorism, the USA PATRIOT Act, the Padilla doctrine, military torture and sex abuse, and CIA kidnappings and “renditions” to foreign countries for the purpose of proxy torture.

By their fruits, you shall know them.

One vision ­ the vision of militarism and empire ­ will bring America more violence, death, destruction, impoverishment, and loss of freedom. The other vision ­ the vision of a limited-government, constitutional republic with citizen-soldiers ­ would put our nation back on the right road of peace, prosperity, harmony, and freedom.

 

This Memorial Day what I want you to remember is what a disgrace this current President is. How he has used our military to further his own ends and to prop himself up just short of a dictator.  The men and women who have given their lives in the service of this country and “defending our freedom” have been dishonored by President Bush when he uses his power to abridge or even abolish the very freedom they died for.

 

In a different time he would have been hung for treason.

 

Have we become a nation of pussies?

 

May 26th, 2008

My Reverse Sell Out

I’ve talked at great length over the past couple of months regarding my transition from mainstream film and television into the adult entertainment industry. If you’re new to my ramblings, check out my posts from early April for a little background.

Even though I’ve moonlighted a few times as a production advisor on some adult sets over the years, I decided last November that 2008 would be year that I completely cut my ties with mainstream in order to move ahead full throttle in creating a new highly publicized genre of adult film. I completely came to terms with walking away from the Hollywood bullshit, the boredom, and being burnout after working in the industry since I was a teenager.

With all due respect to the great adult filmmakers who read this site on a daily basis, you have to admit that there’s still a lot of room for growth and originality when it comes to adult movie making. The idea of walking away from a successful mainstream writing and producing career to do something new and fresh in adult became more exciting to me than any shit head MTV reality fucking Real World reunion show or contrived game show I’ve ever worked on. I said all my fuck you’s to the mainstream side of things and walked away. Clear conscience.

One of the most overused and molested movie quotes of all time is “Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in.” Well, I have to admit that it happened to me recently. I received an offer to be a co-producer on a new shitty E! reality television show. This comes on the heels of me finishing up my first adult feature script and looking forward to closing a deal to start production in the next couple of weeks. This isn’t the first offer I’ve had to return to mainstream, but the paycheck for this one was a lot harder to turn down. I know I probably sound like an asshole complaining about stepping away from porn to produce a TV show, but let me try and explain my feelings better using porn star escorting terms. I’m basically going to allow a gangbang of Jewish studio execs and lawyers to fuck my ass 14 hours a day for the next two months while they complain that my asshole isn’t tight enough. I’m not looking for sympathy. I’m just bummed a bit that I’m going to have to delay the start of my adult feature production in order to do the reverse sell out thing one more time.

I’ve received some kind emails over the last couple of months from people offering to help me out in my porn odyssey. Unfortunately, It’s just going to take a little while longer for me to begin. I’m hoping my temporary return to mainstream will give me the opportunity to expose some really dirty Hollywood shit exclusively here on MikeSouth.com.

May 22nd, 2008
May 22nd, 2008

Vivid has moved to Atlanta, Seeks 40 Year Old Mexicans

According to this Craigs List Ad sent to me by TVShooter:

Professional XXX Video Shoot By Reputable Adult Film Company (Atlanta)

 


Reply to: sound.check.1@hotmail.com
Date: 2008-05-18, 5:03PM EDT

Vivid® adult film corporation is seeking XXX adult movie superstars. Females 18-40 y/o only, with or without professional experience. Filming locations are Atlanta and Los Angeles. Travel, hotel, and fifty-dollar per diem provided by our company. We are a fully-licensed and bonded company. All applicants MUST be STD tested at our company’s expense. Please send your XXX photographs to sound.check.1@hotmail.com If you are selected by our casting director, your pay scale will be $3,500-$5,000 per shoot. A full work day typically consists of 2-3 hours. Serious inquiries only. We highly encourage Latina women 18-40 to submit. Atlanta-based ONLY, please. Will consider surrounding areas.

   
   

· Location: Atlanta

· Compensation: $3,500-$5,000

· Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.

· Please, no phone calls about this job!

· Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

 

Because we all know Vivid gets it’s stars and contract girls from a posting on Craig’s List. I think Warner brosthers, Paramount and Dreamworks also get the best talent there.

May 22nd, 2008

50 Meets 24

The last week has found me being visited by my friend Kelly, who is 24 and WAY hotter than I deserve. We spent last weekend in Mexico Beach. The Snappers were biting as you can see:

kfish.jpg
That’s my buddies with kelly in the middle

Kelly makes me feel young again and after 4 days in Mexico Beach she looked at me and said “I just can NOT keep up with you, I HAVE to take a nap”.  Damn and I was killing myself to look like I wasn’t worn out, so she wouldn’t think I was old…

It’s interesting having her around too, gives me a fresh perspective on things. She found a quart sized Mason Jar full of pure moonshine that I have and got into it, drinking about half of it.  I guess I shoulda warned her about that shit. It will make you pass out and speak a foreign language.

Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve all this good fortune.

I got a new Mexico Beach Artificial Reef Association T Shirt….This year the shirts are Orange.  She said I look like a traffic cone….sigh.

Ok I’m rambling and this shit is prolly more boring than listening to the Republicans explaining how Obama is a terrorist….I’m outta here.

 

May 21st, 2008

A Sign of The Times

Mike has steadily been reporting on the slump in DVD sales over the past year and what he predicts to be the demise of the adult video market. But DVD sales aint the only thing in a major slump.

For over 10 years there has been a “low bar of entry” in order to become a web pusher of porn. If you didnt shoot your own content a lot of “cash programs”/sponsors started giving away promo content in exchange for traffic. So even if you didnt own a video camera you could be come a porn lord by pushing everyone elses freebies.

We have long since been in a time where content is no longer king but instead the control of traffic now reigns supreme.  The continued mass availibility of free porn has fed a snoballing a decay of profits both in DVD sales as well as sales on the web.

The adult online industry has preyed upon this FREE bonanza as a means of profit by taking enticing you with freebies if you will just give up your credit card.  This is called a free trial  which if you dont cancel in 3 days changes from free to a charge on your credit card. Not too much different from the way they used to sell free records on TV.

A few years ago some cash programs decided to bury an additional sale in the fine print of your terms and conditions.   This is called a prechecked cross sale which is used by many programs that are unable to properly market for lack of both content and traffic. Their stance is why bother with an honest sales pitch to the consumer when you can pay you friends to trick them into a buy!

Now I smell despiration as I read about a new program that pays the referrer $40 per free membership while they bang out your surfer almost $170 a month in recurring charges for what they supposed might be free.

How do they do this? They precheck 4 charges to membership sites in the fine print and rely on trickery in order to get money. After examining the page at length it looks like that final sale has to be canceled seperate or they get another $50 charge as a parting gift.

Very weak salesmanship and a total lack of respect to the consumer.

You can find a list of websites that use this methodology to  get money from the consumer by checking out cashtraffic.com .

And as usual the opinion expressed in this post are mine and not related to Mike South or Mike South.com .

If youd like to read more or keep informed of scams and scumbags in this business then check out my adult webmaster resource at Oprano.com .

May 21st, 2008

Is That a Back Spasm or an Orgasm? Someone Please Explain the Modern Softcore Market to me…

I’m sitting here in a hotel room by myself in the middle of the night critiquing Cinemax softcore porn. I believe my Christian high school guidance counselor was correct way back in 1989 when he told me that a career in Hollywood would eventually lead to loneliness and empty sex. Unfortunately, my empty sex hasn’t arrived yet because there’s an illegal alien van accident on the 405 and she’s stuck in traffic.

The television is on and I am absolutely mesmerized by what is appearing on my screen. I haven’t watched softcore Cinemax “porn” since my sophomore year of high school. I can’t even believe this shit still exists in the internet age. I mean, I’m watching it as a goof right now, but who the fuck is actually getting off to this when there are so many other opportunities to score real porn in today’s technology culture? Why watch a guy fake hump a chick wearing a skin colored patch on her vag when you can easily walk over to your computer and within 15 seconds pull up a Russian farm girl blowing the Budweiser Clydesdales? I can even stay in bed for an entire week and eat Funyuns like Brian Wilson did during the 70’s and STILL have access to hardcore pornography broadcast right on my cell phone.

I understand the role that softcore served in the past before everyone had porn piped into their homes via internet 24/7. Even cable company OnDemand shows penetration nowadays. Someone give me a little insight into how softcore still makes money in 2008 and I will bow at the feet of Robert Lombard.