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Mini Me Sex Tape:

According to the website defamer.com the next celebrity sex tape to hit the streets will be Verne Troyer aka Mini Me.

Word is that KB aka Kevin Blatt (who was behind the Paris Hilton deal) is shopping the video, with 100K having been offered by Sugar DVD.

Ok y'all repeat after me:

Nobody gives [...]

Went Fishin’:

I'm back now, my apologies to some of you new posters whose posts werent approved in a timely manner...it's an anti spam measure. You are all good now.

I get asked a lot why do you let Kayden say this or Steve say that yada yada. First off I don't "let" them. They are [...]

What Has Your Publicist Done For You Lately?

I am aware of the grueling physical demands associated with updating a porn stars MySpace or xPeeps profile on a regular basis. Filling in the blanks on one of those Mad Lib style porno press releases, "_______" will be dancing at Crazy Horse in "_______" the weekend of "_______", is enough to give the [...]

Ode to the Dumb Cooze

The poster child of fuck up is at it again. I keep overestimating her as she forges ahead on this fanatical campaign against the adult industry. I keep wanting to believe she’ll play fair but I’m beginning to realize that her behavior will always be in line with that of a spoiled and vindictive [...]

Anatomy of a Porn Industry Release Party

I've been to exactly two porn industry parties in my short porno career as I continue my bi-polar money grab jumping back and forth between mainstream and adult. Both of these porn parties were billed as "movie release parties", but I don't remember anyone in attendance ever giving a flying fuck about who or [...]

Take Down Piracy

Mike South Idea Man:

I wass talkin to Tod Hunter today and had an epiphany. I propositioned him with my million dollar idea. Between the two of us we will write a 300 page novel guaranteed to be a best seller.

Heres the synopsis, purely fictional of course.

It's a future Presidential election and for the first time [...]

BT Writes About The Classics:

Now, that is an interesting question.

I couldn't agree with you more, and I think the question even goes beyond traditional classics, like who's composing modern classical music. I'm a 50-something still in love with rock and roll who also has an 18-year-old kid. Nearly 50 years after the Beatles went on Ed [...]

BNI Writes:

Dear Cap'n, Why are you stopping at the ocean? Ask yourself if there are any classical composers anywhere... or novelists...or painters - the sad truth of the matter is that West Civ. has been dead since the late great WW1... though there were a number of artists born before that war that led us [...]

It May Be A Corporate Viral Marketing Ploy, But I Think I've Fallen In Love...

There always has to be a douche guy putting himself in the shot.

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The Classics, What Will Be Our Legacy?

I had two different conversations last week with two different people that made me think about this:

Tim asked me who (American)  was composing modern classical music and in all honesty I couldn't think of anyone really since Aaron Copeland. Sure there are people doing it but they are doing it to underscore the [...]