Sooooo I got molded today. Cyberskin replicas of my various body parts will be rolling off the line any month now. Official Kayden Kross gag gifts will be coming soon to a store near you.

It was probably the easiest recurring paycheck I will ever make. I read a book for four hours while uninterested men [...]

Tom Writes:

Hey man, whatever happened to the old Sin City contract girl, Karina? I always thought she was sexy as hell and she was one of the few real squirters to ever do porn.

I heard she is living in Atlanta now so I thought you might know.

Matter of fact Tom....I do know.  Yes she lives [...]

Dear English Teacher: I’m not going to address you formally and space twice before I begin with an indent and double check the date at the top because my life doesn’t revolve around Fridays anymore and I don’t always know exactly where I stand in the week, especially in relation to the 9-5 world or [...]

I'm at Starbucks again waiting on drinks that aren't mine because I've already had two but I'm bringing some to a friend and I've been here for awhile now working on a blog that's not ready to go up and I keep looking up at the bulletin where it asks kindly that we please only [...]

Pop

Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his [...]