The Sex Industry is the New Americana

It used to be that I couldn't wait to leave the city so I could go relax in suburbia where I could lay out by a pool or take a walk through a grassy park and watch downlow gay guys blow each other behind trees. Now that I'm in my 30's, I can't wait [...]

A Word To The Wise

When you offer me an exclusive story  like on say the XRCO award nominees but ask me NOT to post it till 5PM the next day, I will honor that request.

However when you turn around and give the same story to others at 2:30 PM the next day....you just made yourself into a moron and [...]

It’s Only A Matter Of Time Before This Happens In Porn Valley

A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning [...]

Could Porners Learn From Slumdog Millionaire?

Slumdog Millionaire (from the blog)

Slumdog Millionaire winning the Oscar for Cinematography last night is meaningful to me in two nerdy ways.
First, Slumdog was partly shot with a digital cinema camera‹the SI 2K Mini from Silicon Imaging. No, not just the game show footage, also some of the wild chases through the slums [...]

Vivid Offers Octo Mom 1M Contract

Of course this is nothing more than a cheap PR move from the company that brought us the Jimmy Hendrix sex tape and the Kim Kardashian abortion they called a sex tape.

BUT lets face it, Octo Mom is on the public teat, suckling money from all of us and Vivid is offering her a way [...]

Mike South You Spoiled Little Fuck – Reader Mail

South,

You spoiled little fuck.

I read where you were commenting to Kayden Kross about calling you at 4AM.

DUDE!

If Kayden Kross dialed my number even  by accident at 4AM I would immediately preserve that phone forever, I would never take another call on it.  I would then hold a press conference.

Kayden Kross is the Holy Grail of [...]

John Writes

Dear Mr. South

Some News Observations

*They closed a puppy mill in Missouri twice but the Octomom still has her kids (and THAT puppy mill is on state aid)

* I understand and appreciate the “Fairness Doctrine” ( I used to work in radio) but come on guys, “suck it up.”

* Speaking of “suck it up”, when did [...]

A Letter From Max

[This letter was not sent to me personally by Max but was forwarded to me for reprint]

Friday, Feb. 6th, 2009 LA MDC

Greetings friends and fans,

I’m sorry that I haven’t contacted everyone before this late date, but recent extraordinary events have overwhelmed me, and rendered me incapable of anything but defensive actions. This is actually the [...]

Something for Everyone

I should be in bed now but sometimes I go through phases where the computer is as interesting as everyone says it is and I stay up until 3 am playing on it. As a frame of reference though I should probably point out that I'm only an hour past the usual 2am.

Let me just [...]

Britney Sullivan Proposes A Solution To 2257

 

Mike,

I wanted to share with you my thoughts on the whole USC 2257 record keeping requirement. I think everyone is in agreement that child porn needs to be taken seriously and those producers and viewers of child porn need [...]