Mike South’s Real Man Rules

My buddy Mike South, who has made a career out of trying to turn me into a real man, was giving me more guidance via IM last night while I was lying on the living room floor with my laptop watching "High Plains Drifter". I try, Mike -- really I do. When your examples of real [...]

The Real Story On The Christian X Phoenix Marie Split

I sat on this for a few days and it may well be the story behind the split, not that anyone gives a rats ass but read on and see why it's entertaining.

"Flamethrower" sends me this:

"Hey Southpole I just had to tell you about what happened last Friday night. I work as a bouncer in [...]

More On John Cornetta’s Lawsuit

Here is the text of the judgement

loveshack.pdf

What it says other than John Cornetta wins 1.7M plus legal fees is that the city had no right to deny his application for a sign, that in denying him they clearly violated his first amendment rights because the denial was because of the nature of his business.

So AVN...you [...]

Breaking News: John Cornetta Wins Lawsuit Against City Of John’s Creek

Long embattled with the City of John's Creek, Georgia over his "Love Shack Bouotique" John Cornetta got vindication, and he got it in the form of cash.

Details are just coming in but preliminary indications are that he won a summary judgement of 1.7 million dollars in damages plus attorneys fees because Mayor Mike Bodker of [...]

“Born Into This”

My first exposure to Bukowski was as a teenager in the mid 70s, I didn't appreciate him until many years later.  I watched "Born Into This" Last Night.

Wow!

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IVD group hug moment

If I were to document this exact moment I would bore you. I'm cold because the maid service is cleaning my hotel room and the door is wide open and humid states like to counteract their natural environment with over-zealous air conditioning. I'm procrastinating. It's a little after 2pm and I've been down at the [...]

Kudos and an Apology to Jessica Drake

While I do believe that there were some descrepancies around that old story I'm now convinced that they didn't have anything to do with Jessica.  Why you ask? Because she talked to me and convinced me that they didn't.

It would have been nice if someone from Wicked had responded like that when I asked them [...]

The Last Word on Twitter (For Now)

OK to all you people who think twitter is entertaining go to FARK.com

Same basic length,  great for your meth shortened attention span, but MUCH MUCH MUCH better writing.

Fark quote of the day:

"Russia to ban emo music on the grounds that it encourages depression and suicide. Emos ecstatic to finally have a legitimate reason to [...]

In case you don’t read the next line- I didn’t write this.

I didn't write this either but Mike got on my case for not posting and I have to get back to my homework... he thinks there's something wrong with me because I'm not reading as much but if he counted the ten times I've read pg. 324 today he'd eat his words.... and if you [...]

Look At Me I’m A Twittering Attention Whore

 

Where else can you get pearls of wisdom like these (all from porn chicks)

 "Im at the airport. Im going to best buy when I get home."

"I'm on my lay over"

"Fuck this free internet. It filtered my own blog out. Apparently it's been flagged under "sex". All I ever [...]