My love, since you constantly insist on busting my ovaries, i feel this insatiable need to return your southern charm and offer you some personal empowerment.
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Now shut up and go celebrate your independence.
WHAT! and lose what few things I have to poke fun at? NO WAY!
OK heres the rub, if you can hoestly tell me that you didn’t crack a smile when you read that I will NEVER EVER “Bust yer ovaries” again, well not with words anyhow…..And BTW we all know that neither Tera or Devon actually HAVE bowel movements, that’s just not the image of a Digital Playground conract girl!
The always loveable