Dave Cummings is great guy but I am pissed!

He writes in his current AVN Insider column about how he has groupies. GROUPIES! Damn I been in the biz as long as Dave and I don't have any groupies. I have one half assed so called stalker who wont even send me a picture of herself. Dave on the other hand has 19 year old chickies saving their lunch money and buying tickets from Australia to San Diego to fuck him. This is just flat out wrong. I deserve groupies and I don't wanna have to wait till Im Dave's age to have em! I mean I prolly wont even remember what that thing is for when I'm Daves age.