BREAKING Manwin Buys Radiant Farms

Radiant Farms, Based in Ireland, is best known for it’s canned Unicorn meat.

Both Manwin and Radiant Farms have denied the take over rumors but Manwin has already announced that they are moving their headquarters from Cyprus to Dublin, Ireland to facilitate the merger, said to be worth almost 1 billion dollars. When asked where he got the money Fabian Thylmann said “I don’t understand, what is this you mean. We have Wall Street Bank make us loans but we have not bought anything.”

A source deep inside Manwin said the key to the purchase is the Hopes and Dreams. He/she said that Fabian didn’t want any hopes and dreams that were beyond his control so he simply bought them.

The primary product will now be “the required catering” on all Manwin sets. But Manwin does have plans to use genetic engineering to lower the amount of hopes and dreams to around 12-15%, not enough to take it away entirely but enough to properly manage it. They will do this by gene sequencing with one of Kayden Kross’s horses.

Word is the newly engineered product has been tested on the members of the Free Speech Coalition, which Manwin recently purchased. A Manwin source close to the test said “We were simply amazed, even though it pretty much squashed the hopes and dreams they were all still happy and eerily optimistic, probably due to the love and giggles still being intact.  It did appear to lower the intelligence a bit but that was difficult for us to measure accurately since it was so low to begin with.

Insiders at the FSC say this product has a lock on the “product of the year award” at the upcoming FSC Awards.

More as this develops